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gimme fongu.
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Fuck you?
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NO, fongu.
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That's it you little fuck.
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All I want is some fongu.
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You ain't fuckin' me, you
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little queer.
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No, please dont...
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<bANg kA pOW>
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sszggggsssgggg
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$$$$g $$$$ F O N G U ..
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. $$$$ $$$$ asciiSCRIBBLE .
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. $$$$ $$$$
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: $$$$ $$$$ g$$$$sgggggs gggsssg$$$$gg .
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$$$$ $$$$ zzz$$$$ $$$$gg$$$$' "$$$$$ .
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$$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$ :
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: $$$g$$s gggsssggx $$$$ $$$$""$$$$gssg$$$$$ $$$$" $$$$ "
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: $$$$ $$$$' "$$$$ $$$ $$$$ z """""$$$$ $$$$ $$$$ :
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# gg$$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$ $$$$g $$$$g $$$$""$$$g g$$$ý s
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$ sý"$$: ""$$$$gssg$$$$ý "$ $$$$ $$$$$gsz$$$$$ bb`ý$$gg$$ý" #
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$: `' $^ z""ýýý"' g$$$ z$$$$ss "" :#
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$$ ` $:
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:$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$
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$gggsssszzz+ -------- -- -- ---- --- - - - - - - -- -- -+zzzsssgggg$
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zero zero too-n
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Wuhlome to another issue of fongu. eye lub joo tew. Because of the
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walloping success we had for the first issue, we decided to write/draw
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another issue of fongu... more fongu for you and me... more more more more.
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yessir... more more more eye want steaks-n-gravy.
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I wanted to discuss my disapointment with the reaction we had after
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the first issue... no one particpated in the fongu revolution. Hence, we
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are forced to inflict extreme pain and despair upon those who did not
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particpate, we fucking wasted our times sending you the damn file, and this
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is what we get? "MAKE FUN OF ME IN THE NEXT FONGU, ME ME ME Me, MAKE FUN
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OF ME IN THE NEXT FONGU, MAKE FUN OF ME, EWHEAT, MAKE FUN OF ME!! NOW NOW
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NOW NOW NOW BEFORE EYE HAVE TO GO TO BED BECUZ EYE'M SOOOOOOO STONED FROM
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SHOOTING MARIJUANA." I say I piss on you niggers (sure your music may be
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good, but I still piss on you) You did not particpate in the revolution,
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hence you dont get an article or parody about you. No sir, you dirty
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multicultural niggers. So this issue, I will only make fun of the staff
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of Fongu, not outsiders... Unless you particpate in the revolution... you
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may be made fun of in fongu.
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- Ways to particpate in the fongu revolution -
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1. /redir #ansi /msg piker eye blow goats and I want my FUCKING
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DR. PEPPER AND DING DONG NOW, GODDAMMIT, YOU STUPID NO-LIFE
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#FTP OP, EYE DARE YOU TO KILL ME NOW, GO AHEAD, /KILL (your
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name) NOW YOU FUCKING PUSSY, JUST BECAUSE PPL BLOW YOU, THAT
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DOESN'T MEAN YER THE SHIT... <SPIT> FUCKIN' PUSSY.
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2.) /topic #ansi <BOLD>EYE WANT MY FUCKING DR. PEPPER AND DING DONG.
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3.) Make an ascii for fongu, or write a _FUNNY_ article... (hence,
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no group promotionals, no board promotionals, no "fuck the
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scene" shit, no "lets all go to BlahBlahNet, instead of Efnet"
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shit)
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Yeah yeah, I know, most ppl dont read the editorals... well, it's
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because they're dumb. If you are reading this and for some strange reason
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it affects you whatsoever... particpate in the revolution.
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Happy revolution Spring '96.
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el shitty0 memberlist....
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Fongu members/contributors
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editors
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ewheat/fahrenheit
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artists
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miasma/scribble/fahrenheit
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writers
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ewheat/fahrenheit/psybrrape/spook/mroctober
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- Scripting fun -------------------------------------------- by ewh3atile ---
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cut-n-paste this in your fuckin' textbox/phoenix/zephyr/dread scripts...
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alias fongu {
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/say eYE iS a FONGU rEADER.
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/say pHEAR mAH iNTELLIGENCE.
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/exec rm y0lk*.*
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/exec rm dto*.*
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/exec rm bliz*.*
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/exec rm cnb*.*
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/exec rm jonas*.*
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/exec rm ant*.*
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/exec rm flu*.*
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/exec rm pork*.*
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/si eYE rEWL sO mUCH, fONGU 100% aLL tHE wAY, bABY
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}
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---------------------------------------- phear my irchaxoring skillz --------
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psybrappe is a stoner on irc... phear him, he gets chicks.
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-lewk at me, i'm st on red no icr----------------------------by psybr rap e--
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IRC - Potheads!
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H0j0j0j0j0, here eye yam again, at home on fr1day night with n0thing tew
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dew becawze eye have gn0 friends. HmMmMMMMmmmMm, maybe eye'll get 0n eye -
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are - see and see h0w many friends eye can make *flex* i'll be cool then!
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WoO, 26.4k conn3kt.. eye'm elite now. warp-speed ahead! Hohum. My leet
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un1x sh3ll account is so perdy. woo eye wanna fUck the internet. Maybe I
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will g0 loOkin' for a cyber-wh0r3 once eye get connected tew this elite ass
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s3rv3r. woo. here eye go. "*** connected to irc.i'm_a_lamer.com" y1ppee!
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Here eye go. joining numbah anSi. wah00. hey. hi. hello. Yeah, eye
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yam the mastah because eye get a lot of greets. hummm eye wonder if they'd
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w0rsh1p me mOre if eye t0ld th3m eye dew drUgz?!?! Eye have n0thing to lose
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so h3r3 w3 g0!
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"h0j0, eye just wanna annOunCe that EyE YaM a pOth3ad and eye sm0ke muhh
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stAsh awn EyE-aRe-SeE. YaM eye el1t3? b0w to me my non-d0pe-sm0king lamurz!
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Eye yam so elite becuz eye smoke dOp3. donut ewe see muh PoWeR?!? *flex* U
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best start b0wing. whutz that?!? eye suck becawse eye do drugz? h0j0, eye
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yam a walking dictionairy on d0p3, bitz, becawse eye have no life, so eye
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sp3nd my entire life r34ding about how much marijuana iz. so phawk ewe cuz
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muhh w33333333d is more elYte for muhh body than ur m0mmie wuz last night!"
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Eye think they aRe impr3ssed. eye gn0 eye yam. eye yam so cool and eye
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gn0 it. WooHa! eye can suckstart a leafblowah now! "hey laymuhrz, give m3
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h34d! n0w! eye crave he4d! suck muh nutz bitz. call m3 da pimp daddie-o
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and t3ll me h0w goOd muh d0p3 iz! eye gn0, muh dOpe is s0000 good that when
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ewe make lub to me ewe are y00sing me ph0r muh weed. yez!"
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oh-kay. hmmmz. whUt tew dew now. eye gn0, eye'll t3ll them eye yam s00
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st0ned! and they'll thEEnk eye'm cooler! yay! eye yam so intelligent, eye
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gn0 how to make phriendz on eye-are-see! WooHa! "HeY muh pet laymuhrz, eye
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jUst sm0k3d a l0t of d0pe. yam eye cool? don't even answer, eye gn0 eye is
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and ewe ahr not becawse ewe aren't st0n3d and eye yam! wooha, eye see bl000
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monkeyz and starz! eye yam so stoned, eye think eye yam flying! i am s0000
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elYte now."
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n0w they thEEnk eye yam st0ned. yay! mebbe they'll thEEnk eye gawt st0n3d
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with muh friendz eye always claim to have. yez! "h3y, eye was out wiff muh
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bezt phriend Martha. w3 g0t st0n3d. yay. see, eye yam more elYte than ewe
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becaws3 eye have a phriend named Martha. *flex* eye am s00 coOl becawse eye
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have phriendz. eye never come 0n eye-are-see becawse eye have a life. eye'm
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only h3re n0w becawse eye didn't wunt to g0 get laid wiff muh friend and his
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g1rlphriend and h3r sister." <eye think that sh0uld convince them,eye hope!>
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WooHa. Eye sh0ut out sOme m0re greetz becawse eye yam the p0pular st0ner
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on eye-are-see. all of muh cyber-buddi3z thEEnk eye have a lYfe n0w. Eye'm
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s0 coOl. Eye cannawt wait for ewheat to g3t on eye-are-see so w3 can smoke
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sum liquid marijuana. wooha.
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Sp3ak of th3 DEViL himselph. "ewheat! letz g0 sm0ke our cyber-d0pe and be
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tha kewlio-est nigguhz awn eye-are-see. woO, yay, *flex*. We ahr so elYte.
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We be da dOpe-smokinest buddiez awn eye-are see yay! eye'll masturbate tew-
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night thEEnking of ewheat and eye sm0king d0pe. wooha. yum."
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"what? oh shit! my mom is calling me! i have to go before she takes my
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computer away! bye folks. i'm going to miss you all! my irc friends!"
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psybah!
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now, i put my neck out for this... phear it.
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- Interview with the IRCOP ---------------------------------------------(3t)-
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*** ewheat (juan@mail.ee.net) has joined #pikerblows
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*** Topic for #pikerblows: woah, there dewdleboy, yer really interviewin' me
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*** Users on #pikerblows: ewheat @piker
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*** Mode change "+o ewheat" on channel #pikerblows by: piker.
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<ewheat> hey
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<ewheat> woah.
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<piker> hello
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<ewheat> hey
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<piker> hello
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<ewheat> hey
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<piker> uhm... stop
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<ewheat> hey... oh okay....
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<piker> INTERVIEW ME NOW, BITCH OR EYE WILL KILL JOO
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<ewheat> oh... okay... eye lub joo
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<ewheat> So, tell me what's your current occupation (in real life and
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irc)
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<piker> Well, I used to be a Postal office employee... and also I'm a IRCOP
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on irc... basically that's all I do all day...
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<ewheat> Oh... why aren't you a postal office employee anymore? If that's
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not too personal?
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<piker> Oh, dont worry, it's not too personal, well you know all that stuff
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about deranged postal office workers, right? Shooting and stuff?
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<ewheat> uhh... yeah?
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<piker> no no, I didn't shoot anyone... y'see after the first shooting, I
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decided it'd be pretty cool to do something similar to that, so I
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went over to this local fuckhouse and bought Dr. Juan's Get-A-
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Coming-Real-Quick-and-Fast pills, those kind that make you jizz
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every 2 seconds. Anyways, I took around 5 of them and went to my
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workplace in around an hour...
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<ewheat> uhh.... go on.
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<piker> And hell broke loose... I took my pants off, went in the backroom
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to pick up my mail delivery... all the meanies were making fun of me
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but HA HA HA HA I jiZZED ALL OVER THEM!! A GAZLLION TIMES!#% PHEAR
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ME. THEN I STARTED RUNNING ALL AROUND THE BUILDING DRAINING MYSELF
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ON ALL THE WALLS, IT WUZ AWESOME!!@#%
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<ewheat> woah... talk about crazy internet kids.
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<piker> kiD? i AINT NO KID, EYE GOT MORE JIZZ ON MY SCREEN THAN ALL THE
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JOLT CODA YOU'LL DRINK IN YOUR LIFE.
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<ewheat> I dont drink Jolt, I drink Dr. Pepper.
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<piker> I DONT CARE, EYE GOT MORE JIZZ IN MY JIZZ JAR THAN HOW MUCH DR.
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PEPPER YEW WILL DRINK IN YER LIFETIME... MAH DOG HAS MORE JIZZ
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IN HIS ASS TEW... PHEAR ME!
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<ewheat> uugh... uhm... okay, enuff of that.
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<piker> Then I got fired from my job, then I met this kid... he introduced
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me to irc... and I learned how to blow people with dcc chats and
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ctcp notices.. that's how I got my o:line.
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<ewheat> Wow... so how many ppl have blown you?
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<piker> None... well... only 2... My dog and goldfish... although I prefer
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the goldfish.
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<ewheat> why?
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<piker> Well, the size fits, and goldfishes dont have teeth, and they're
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used to sucking up water all day... so it had room for my jizz.
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<ewheat> oh okay... i phear... hey, uhm... eye gotta go to bed becuz eye'm
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so stoned and drunk from anti-freeze.
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<piker> oh <WINK WINK> I UNDERSTAND, <WINK WINK> EYE AM SMOKING TEW!
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<ewheat> <WINK WINK>
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<piker> oh, by the way, tell anyone about this, and I'll k-line you from
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every server out there.
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<ewheat> my lips are sealed. <snicker>
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*** Signoff piker (phEAR MAH 2 INCH DIXOR)
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EYE AM THE NECTAR UNADCCBOMBER (see nectar04 for info)
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-Unabomber manifesto 2------------------------------------(by MrOctober)-----
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On April 20, 1996, the Unabomber released yet another manifesto.
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In an attempt to halt his bombings, we have decided to run the
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thoughts from inside this bomber's head...
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The UNABOMBER's Latest Manifesto
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The United States' Job-Market
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The United States' Job-Market is being taken over by many
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illegal aliens. Even though it is just owning Dry Cleaners,
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Convinient Stores, Hu-Nans, making our cars, and working as
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maids in hotels, there are still many Americans' job-less. I
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don't understand why minorities are felt sorry for upon this
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country.I might feel different for these niggers and spics if
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they paid support for their 8 children, but they don't even
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know their names. Why? Beat's the hell out of me. We have
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white people on welfare, while we have dirty, smelly spics who
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can't even count to three having an income by making our beds
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in hotels. So instead of the white people, the "Real Americans"
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of this country being employed, we have them struggling
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through life. How Can Spics, Niggers, and Nips achieve the
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"American" Dream? It ain't right, and I am going to put a
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stop to it. I am sending this out as a warning to you
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Green-Card Seekers: if you remain in this country, you will be
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added to my list to bomb.
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spewk knowz the irchaxoring skillz...
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-(/<-r4/> #ansi takeover)---------------------------------------by spook-----
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ok... tyme for eye are sea.... hang on phone... 'what did you
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say? oh you must have the wrong number.. i don't know any
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girls' ok back to my computer... yes yes this will be
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/<-r4d... /load elitetakeoverscript.irc wOOO wOOO it gets me
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horny just to load it.. oh look at that elite ascii screen
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made by who? wh0dini? who the fuck is that lamer? bah.. oh
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well.. back to irc... now for an elite nick.. hmm /nick
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kLEET.. yeah now they'll think i'm elite i know.. i could go be
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elite and takeover #ansi.. then everyone would think i'm really
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kewl.. ok lets see... [netsplit] irc.texas.net irc.ais.net.. wait?
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what the fuck does that mean? dammit script tell me how to
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takeover that channel!! well i guess i should start by joining
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it.. ok.. /j #ansi wait.. what mom?... oh.. no i dont need any
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p00ty tonight put yer panties back on... ok... i got it...
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i'll tell them i'm like really fucking high on like freon or
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something..yeah freon.. that is ELiTE! ok... whoa everyone..
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i'm like totally smashed on freon right now.. yeah man.. look
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at all that colors... *** mode change "+b kLEET*!*laymenet*.com"
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on Channel #ansi by spoOk *** you have been kicked from
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Channel #ansi by spoOk [:DreaD: shut the fuck up you cocksmoker]
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what?!@ shit.. spook you fucking lamer.. hmm... ok now what...
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uhm... /j #ansi... *** cannot join channel [banned from channel]
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dammit.. fuck... /m spoOk why did you ban me? *spoOk* cuz yer
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a lamer /m spoOk unban me... i'll be good *spoOk* <sigh>
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fine... yay! that dumbass spoOk... he's gunna get it when i
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take the channel over... /j #ansi wiat.. i'm the only one it
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here.. yay i'm op'd.. i took over the channel.. here they cme!
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there're all joining.. wiat. *** server modes +ooo spoOk
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maytrickz r3ptile on #ansi by irc2.ais.net.. uhm.. shit...
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/deop spoOk yeah.. there you go mother fucker! got you back
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for banning me! *** mode change "+b ?L??T?!??ay?e?et?.c?m" on
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channel #ansi by MayTrickZ *** you have been kicked from #ansi
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my MayTrickZ [<-zZz-> lamer <-zZz->] fuck... ah well.. i
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gots respect now.. i took over #ansi for three whole minutes..
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ooo that makes me horny... hey mom! i changed my mind.. take
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off yer panties and get down here! now!!
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i phear trip for this... he can bust rhymes.
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-(the happy pap cat in the hat)--------------------------------by trip-------
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Dr Suess High On CoLoReD BlOcKs
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i do not phear.
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i do not hear
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your complains about the scene.
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i don't want to be mean,
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but i think your opinion is obscene.
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the kiddie cryed, "yOuR NoT eLiTe!@"
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"Fuck off," said STC, big and lean.
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Neurotic will no longer doodle.
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"hE r0cKeD!@," said Ti
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"EyE WiLl nOt dRaW, not with a poodle
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"Nor will I use the lowercase I
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"not even for a noodle,"
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said NC, with a smile, sly.
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Ewheat, boy, he is whacky.
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he phears anyone who can hackey.
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he is deff [but not dumb!@]
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"i can feel the vibrations,
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when my ear sheaths my thumb."
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"DeWdZ, tHiZ hIpPiE CrAcK ReWlZ!@%^," exclaimed Misfit.
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Transient said, "Fuq that, take a bong hit."
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Bedlam arrived, all-a-huffin'
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"Dew i smell drugz?!@ Bad doodleboys!@#$%"
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The two promptly bashed his head till it caved in.
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"aCk!@ ThAt HuRt!@ Froinlaven!@"
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___________ ________ ________ _________ ____|\____
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__\_ ______/ _\____ _/_ _\____ _/_ _\_ _____/_ _\_ | _/__
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|/ ____/_ / | \ __ / | \ __ / \___ \ __ / | \|
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/ \\// | \\// | \\// | \\// | \
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/___________\/______________\/_______|______\/_______________\/________________\
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_|_/_ _\_|_
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\|/ ascii and article by fahrenheit, i lub joo fah... \|/
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:____________________________________________________________________________:
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|___________________________________________________________________fh___|
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----+(Fahrenheit)+--------------------------------------------------------------
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Wh0rd, dat gangsta rappa fahrenheit is here bringin y0 gnads a funky article
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f0 muh man ewheat in dat leet new bastard of an e-mag f0ngu. eye dont gno if
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any of you peepz have noticed it yet, but there seems to be just about a fucking
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new group at least every otha week. This to me seems very queer. and all of j00
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who know me know eye beat queers on a regular basis. true, some of these new
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groups are just a combination of a group that is still alive with another group that
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sucked tests and should have never been formed in da first place, but fo da
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majority, most of the groups that are being formed today are being founded by:
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1) some fag who made it to a SEMI-DECENT group so he thinks he's pretty hot
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sheeit and decided to make it on his own.
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2) some guy who sucks FUCKING DICK and isn't getting into any groups, so he
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decides to start his OWN group to molest the scene even more
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now eye gno yer saying," dat nigga fah is right! i've seen groups even try to
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get draers by publicizing da fact that ld! draws fo dem!" well, what da fuck!?
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just because ONE good artist is in da group doesn't make the group bombodious.
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da same rule applies with every scene. even juarez! tonight a guy eye know who
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has been askin me for ascii's NON-STOP ever since eye did him one for his board
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(he asked for one for his board, and i made the mistake of saying yes, so now
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he's asked me for shit for his h/p mag, and tonight for his warez group.)comes
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up and says, "Hey man. I'm starting a warez group, can you do me a .DIZ?" Well
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this bothered me a hack of a lot, and not just because he was getting really
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annoyin asking me for .DIZ's whenever he comes up with something else he can
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get ascii's for from nice guy's like me, but bec0z he wanted to start a group
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and I *KNOW* he had no reason to. The following text is the memorized log
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of the things we talked about...
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<HIM> Hey man. I'm starting a warez group, can you do me a .DIZ?
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<ME> What!? Why the fuck are you starting a warez group!?
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<HIM> So I can get free software
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<ME> What the fuck!? Why don't you just get shit from DOD's releases and shit!?
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<HIM> DOD??? And why not? Its just a couple guys trading software!
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<ME> You don't even know who DOD is and you wanna start a warez group!?!? And
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what the fuck happened here? If its a WAREZ GROUP its a WAREZ GROUP. And
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if its just a couple guys fucking trading software its a couple guys
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fucking trading software! What do you have to offer the scene!?<BTW: I
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hope you read my intriguing article on the scene in this issue=)>
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<HIM> Well, the group isn't even OFFICIAL yet! And if we're trading LOTS of
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warez<yea, lets of warez my ass, you haven't even heard of DOD!>why not
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let other ppl get it too?
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<ME> So its a couriering group?
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<HIM> Ummm, I guess.
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<ME> What the fuck!? You don't even know what the fuck you are!? Oh yea!!<note
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the sarcastic tone>You *REALLY* put a lot of thought into this.
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<HIM> I'm sorry I ever mentioned it<grumble> Now I'm going to go spank it in
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the closet with a thumb in my ass while I think of more pathetic things
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to ask you to do asciis for....
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get da picture? if your group will do absolutely NOTHING to
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contribute to the scene, please, do us ALL a favahr and dont start another group
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so that we have to go through a large list of files to get the latest trank!
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pack off of some ftp site that actually still carries art paqs. it only makes
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life harder for us. and if your doing it to make yourself look cooler IT AINT
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WORKIN! YER STILL THE SAME FAGGOT THAT YA WERE BEFORE! bAH! fuck dis! like this
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will change yer mind anyways.. eat a dick...
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fAHRENHEIT
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tRANK!/bASIC/sUAVE
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<i didn't start any of those did i?>
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woah, i'm a 0-day kid... woah.
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- oh warez, oh warez... eye dream of yew -----------------------------3t/rts-
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7:30 A.M.
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<BLINK BLINK> AWW MOM, YEW WAKED ME UP AT 7:30, ON A SUNDAY? THATS
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TOO LATE, MOM!! MOM!!! WHERE'S MY TIE? WHERE'S MY POCKET PROTECTOR? MOM!
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I GOTTA GO TO CHURCH, PLEASE TAKE ME IN YOUR CARAVAN... MOM!! HURRY UP!!!!
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<SIGH> FINALLY, EYE WANT TO GO TO CHURCH.
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7:45 A.M.
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<CHURCH SHIT... ALLAH ALLAH, GOD GOD AMEN AMEN>
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10:00 A.M.
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MOM, TAKE ME TO DENNY'S NOW, I WANT THE BIG BOY'S MEAL? WHAT? I
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STILL HAVE TO EAT THE LITTLE BOY'S HAPPY MEAL? AWWW MOM!!! I WANT A BIG
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BOY MEAL! <GRUNT> <SIGH> ALLRIGHT, EYE WILL HAVE THE HAPPY MEAL, ONLY THIS
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ONCE MOM, HEY, DONT YOU LAUGH, I'M AN ADULT, MOM... <GRR> NO, MOM, I'M NOT
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BADMOUTHING YOU, MOM... NO, MOM I'M NOT MAD... WAIT... MOM, I DIDN'T MEAN TO
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MAKE YOU CRY... AFTER ALL, I AM 18, YOU GOTTA LET ME MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS,
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MOM... ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT, I WILL EAT THE HAPPY MEAL, ONLY FOR YOU MOM.
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<GRUBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE>
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11:45 A.M.
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OKAY MOM, GO TO BED MOM, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM ON THE COMPUTER... GO TO
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BED MOM, YES I DIDN'T FORGET MY BIBLE...
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ALLRIGHT, TURN UP THE JUICE, PUTER BOY... EYE LUB JOO COMPUTER, YEW
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ARE MY BEST FRIEND... NO MOM, GOD IS MY BEST FRIEND... NOW GO TO BED, MOM...
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JEESH... CD TM ... TM.... ATDT1-800-ZERO-DAY ... LOGIN STONER PASSWORD
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LSD... YEZ, MAH ACCOUNT STILL WERKS... IRC... /NICK STONER... /DCC CHAT
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WAREZBOT.... /MSG =WAREZBOT .INVITE STONER .... /J #WAREZ1 ... WORD
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EVERYONE, UHH, I JUST WOKE UP... EYE AM SO STONED... I GOT SO BAKED LAST
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NIGHT... HEY, WORDUP LSDSMOKE ... SMOKED ANY GOOD LSD RECENTLY? WORD...
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WH0RD.... YEAH... WH0RD... EYE SMOKED LSD TWO NIGHTS AGO, BUT THAT WAS TOO
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PUSSY FOR ME... SO I DECIED TO SMOKE... WH0RD WH0RD WH0RD, I SMOKED... MAGIC
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MUSHROOMS... YES... PHEAR ME, WH0RD WH0RD, I SMOKED THE SHROOMS... WH0RD.
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ALLRIGHT, GOT ANY NEW WAREZ? WOAH... POT-GROW.EXE? WOAH, EYE GOTTA GET
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THAT... THE WAY I'M GROWING MY POT JUICE ISN'T WORKING... I GOTTA LEARN
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MORE WAYS... /MSG POT-DCC XDCC SEND #1... WOW... 10 MEGS? JEESH... <SIGH>
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/SETAWAY eYE aM sTONED...
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12:15 P.M.
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<T.V. Flipping>
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Wow... Mr. Rogers Neighboorhood... oh, damn I've seen this one
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5 times... god... that blows... ooh... barney... no... seen it... Wonder
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Years... seen it... Babar... seen it... curious george... seen it... <sigh>
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<pop in vcr> ALLRIGHT, THERE'S NO SUCH MOVIE AS WIZARD OF OZ... EYE PHEAR
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WIZ OF OZ! EYE PHEAR
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1:45 P.M.
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Word, WH0RD, MAH DCC IS DONE... ALLRIGHT... HEY, WHERE DID POTBOY
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GO? DAMN... I NEEDED SOME 0-DAY SHIT FROM HIM... HEY, WORDUP LSDSMOKE...
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WORD, YOU BEEN HERE? WELL, I HAVEN'T... I WUZ SO STONED... I THOUGHT....
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UM... MY HOUSE WAS IN A TORANDO... THEN I STARTED SEEING THOSE LITTLE
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MUNCHKINS IN MAH ROOM... YEAH, WEIRD? WH0RD WH0RD, SHIT I WUZ SO STONED
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MAN... WH0RD... WHAT? WHAT DID I SMOKE? NO, FUCK SMOKING, I DIDN'T SMOKE
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SHIT, YES, PHEAR, I SHOT SHIT THIS TIME, PHEAR PHEAR WH0RD WH0RD WH0RD PHEAR
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EYE SHOT ACID... YEZ, EYE DID IT... WHERE DID I GET ACID? OF COURSE
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ACDU0396.ZIP, WHERE ELSE? JEESH... STUPID LAMER THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING
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ABOUT DRUGS... ALLRIGHT, NOW EYE'M GOING TO DOWNLOAD THE FILE... (DAMN
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MY MIRC ACCOUNT GOT DELETED SO I GOTTA USE THIS SHITTY SHELL... GOD, SHELL
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SUCKS, IT'S TOO HARD... JEESH)
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1:50 P.M.
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<POPPING IN VCR>
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W0RD, EYE PHEAR... BAMBI... YES, EYE LUB JOO BAMBI, EYE WANT TO
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BUTTFUXOR YOU, BAMBI'S MOM, WOO, YEW ARE SO SEXY... EYE WANT YEW, MRS. BAMBI
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... WHAT? <WAILING> NOOOOO!!! BAMBI'S MOM DIED? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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<CRYING> BASTARDS! <CRYING> <SNIFF SNIFF> WORD, BAMBI MET A NEW BUNNY
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FRIEND, WH0RD, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HE'S SO CUTE AND FUNNY, HAHHAHAHAHA EYE
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WANT A DOLL JUST LIKE HIM... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HE'S SOOOOO CEWTE!!!!! CUTE!!
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3:00 P.M.
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W0RD, MAH DOWNLOAD IS DONE... WH0RD WH0RD WH0RD, EYE LUB 0-DAY
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WH0RD... HEY, EVERYONE, I GOT SO STONED, EYE KILLED MY MOM! YEAH! WORD
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IF I DON'T SHOW UP ON IRC TOMMORROW, THAT MEANZ EYE GOT BUSTED... ALLRIGHT?
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YEW UNDERSTAND... <SNICKER> HEY WHAT? NO THE COPS ARE HERE? NOOOO???
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NOOOO, YEW CANT HAVE ME.... BYE GUYS, I GOTTA RUN FROM THE COPS, MAN...
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/LEAVE #WAREZ1 /NICK ACIDBOY /MSG WAREZBOT IDENT WAREZWAREZ /MSG WAREZBOT
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INFO YeW RoXoR MAH WORLD StonER, YeW WIlL Be MIzzED... /MSG =WAREZBOT
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.INVITE ACIDBOY... /J #WAREZ1 ... YEAH YEAH, WORD, I KNOW STONER... YEAH
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HE GOT BUSTED, I'M HIS NEIGHBORHOOD... YEAH I'M USING HIS ACCOUNT... REALLY.
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YEAH... I CAN SEE HIM OUTSIDE... WOAH... HE'S YELLING, WOAH, HE JUST BEAT
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UP THE COP? WOAH HOLEE FUCK! HE DID, HE BEAT UP THE FUCKING COP! WORD!
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I PHEAR... GIMME OPS... ALLRIGHT, THANKS POTBOY... /TOPIC STONER JUST BEAT
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UP THE COPS... PHEAR THAT! HEY, EYE'M GUNNA CALL THE LOCAL BOARDS AND
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UPLOAD THIS SHIT... WHAT? HOW DID I GET IT? I'M ON STONER'S ACCOUNT,
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REMEMBER? SO HEWK ME UP WITH THE AFFILS HE HAD... BECUZ I'M ON HIS ACCOUNT
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I'M NOT HIM... DUDE, I'M NOT HIM! YOU LITTLE FUCKER, I'M NOT HIM, DAMMIT
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YEW THINK YEW ARE FUNNY? DAMMIT... /BK FUNNYGUY wHO'z DA BoZZ nOW?
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H0H0H0H0H0H0H0H0H0 WH0RD WH0RD WH0RD PHEAR MAH ASS. BYE BYE GUYS... STONER
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FOREVER!
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/SI CALLIN' BOARDS.
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4:00 P.M.
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ATDT 1-614-NOT-4YOU... LOGIN : STONER PASSWORD : WEEDWEED....
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ALLLRIGHT, GOTTA TALK TO SYSOP ABOUT MY NEW NICK... PAGE. .... DAMN...
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NOT THERE... PAGE.... PAGE.... PAGE... PAGE.... PAGE.... PAGE... PAGE...
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ALLRIGHT FINALLY, IT'S ABOUT TIME, I ONLY PAGED YOU 2 TIMES, MAN... WHERE
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WERE YOU? ALLRIGHT, HEY DUDE, I HAVE A NEW NICK... IT'S ACIDBOY... YEAH.
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PRETTY COOL, EH? DONT TELL ANYONE THO... PLEASE KEEP MY UPLOAD STATS THO...
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I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY RECORD FOR THE 1 GIG UPLOAD PER DAY... PHEAR...
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ALLRIGHT, THANKS A LOT, MR. WAREZ SYSOP... NOW LEMME UPLOAD.. BYE BYE...
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I WILL BE STONED... SO WHO CARES! HAHAH! TA-DA BYE BYE
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UPLOAD... BLAH BLAH
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4:10 P.M.
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<POP IN VCR> WOAH, PHEAR... EYE LUB TERMINATOR... MADE FOR TV...
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CENSORED VERSION... DUDE, MADE FOR TV ROXORS... EYE HATE THOSE BAD R RATED
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MOVIES, THEY'RE VERY BAD AND EVIL... I DON'T PHEAR... WOW, EYE LUB
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TERMINATOR... PHEAR... THANK GOD THEY'RE TAKING OUT ALL THE BAD SHOOTINGS
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N STUFF... THEY'RE NOT GOOD... ALLRIGHT, PHEAR...
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<WATCH WATCH GOBBLE POPCORN GOBBLE>
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6:00 P.M.
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<LOGOFF> 1-800-ZERO-DAY ... LOGIN STONER PASSWORD LSD IRC /NICK
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STONER... OH WHOOPS... /NICK ACIDBOY... /DCC CHAT WAREZBOT /MSG =WAREZBOT
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.INVITE ACIDBOY... /J #WAREZ1 WOAH, I'M +O ON THE BOT? WOAH, PHEAR...
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ALLRIGHT, HEY WHO CHANGED THE TOPIC? /TOPIC STONER FOREVER, HE WILL BE
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MISSED. aLLRIGHT PHEAR... HEY, I GOTTA GO TO BE.... A PARTY IN 20 MINUTES
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YEAH, WORD, I WILL BE SO STONED, PHEAR THAT DUDE. ALLRIGHT... WHAT? MOM
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IT'S ONLY 6:00 NOT 6:30, I DONT WANT TO GO TO BED... MOM, I NEVER SAID
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BAD THINGS ABOUT GOD, MOM... OH FUCK... OH... NO MOM... DONT WASH MY MOUTH
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WITH SOAP, PLEASE MOM NO, PLEASE... <CRYING> HEY GUYS I'M GUNNA GO TO THE
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PARTY NOW, PHEAR ME, I WILL BRING A QUARTER POUND OF COKE WITH ME TO THE
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PARTY, PHEAR... /SI EYE AM SO STONED. NO MOM! NOOOOO! MOM! DONT TURN
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OFF THE COMPUTER, OH MOM... OW MY EAR, LET GO MY EAR... MOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
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scribble, fahrenhei, spook, ewheat.
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