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THE CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA NEEDS *YOU* TO WAR-MAIL THE WHITEHOUSE!
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On Dec. 1 a psychologist attending the AIDS conference in New York asked
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surgeon general Dr. Joycelyn Elders what the prospects were for "a more
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explicit discussion and promotion of masturbation" as a means to limit the
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spread of the virus. According to the New York Times, Dr. Elders described
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herself as "a very strong advocate of sex education," and further replied that
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"in regard to masturbation, I think that is something that is a part of human
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sexuality and it's a part of something that should be taught." On Dec. 9,
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President Clinton forced Dr. Elders to resign, over an "incident" that his
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chief of staff Leon E. Panetta described as "one too many." Other "incidents"
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include advocating the distribution of condoms in public schools.
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According to AP, legislation is currently pending under which "schools that
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distribute instructional materials or offer counseling services portraying
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homosexuality as an acceptable lifestyle or that refer students to gay
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organizations for counseling could lose their federal funds." We are
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witnessing a dramatic shift to the right in the United States, led by
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President Clinton just as much as Newt Gingrich. Sensible adult discussion
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of human sexuality is becoming taboo in Washington, and the results will be
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devastating, not just for the prevention of AIDS and over-population, but
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also for freedom of speech, privacy and other constitutional rights.
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An independent survey conducted by Rev. Chris Korda of the Church of Euthanasia
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concluded that the primary sexual activity of most Internet users is
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MASTURBATION. If you are an Internet user, the firing of Dr. Elders affects
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YOU directly. Dr. Elders was defending not only children's rights to be openly
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taught about human sexuality, but also YOUR rights to openly discuss human
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sexuality on the Internet. Do not ignore this warning! This is NOT someone
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else's problem! No matter who you are, no matter what your sexual orientation,
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this is YOUR problem, because EVERYONE MASTURBATES! DEFEND your rights, before
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it is TOO LATE! Send the enclosed letter to president@whitehouse.gov and make
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sure everyone you know does it too! By the time we get done Slick will wish
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he'd never HEARD of Joycelyn Elders!
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Dear President Clinton,
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Masturbation is one of the most important experiences in life. It's one of the
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first pleasurable things you can do for yourself, and the feelings it arouses
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are essential in determining your sexuality. There is no need to teach the
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physical act of masturbation, because it is a fundamental instinct that we all
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possess, but we do need to teach its cultural context; that masturbation is a
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natural part of human sexuality, and that well adjusted people masturbate and
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have good feelings about it. Children don't have instincts about culture, and
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it is much better for them to learn about masturbation in a controlled
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environment than in the gutter, or not at all. In the United States, the
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surgeon general has the responsibility to talk about human sexuality in a
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balanced, reasonable manner. Dr. Joycelyn Elders was doing her job, and doing
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it well, and she should be re-instated immediately.
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Rev. Chris Korda
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Sister Catherine
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Pastor Kim
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Pastor Scott
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Or if you're in a hurry just send the whole damn thing! Several times!
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