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IF YOU WISH TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS LIST FOR ANY REASON
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just send an email to listserv@netcom.com containing only the line:
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unsubscribe snuffit-l
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DO NOT WHINE TO THE POSTMASTER. DO NOT SEND UNSUBSCRIBE MESSAGES TO:
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snuffit-l@netcom.com, listserver@netcom.com, coe@netcom.com
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RESULTS OF THE CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA E-SURVEY
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Age: 23.66 (average)
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Sex (M, F, Other):
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male 79.1 %
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female 11.6 %
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unknown 7.0 %
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other 2.3 %
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Vegetarian: 3.00 years (average)
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# abortions: 2.00 (average)
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Attempted suicide:
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yes 25.58 %
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no 74.42 %
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Cannibalism:
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yes 4.66 %
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no 95.34 %
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Sodomy score card (0-Never, 1-Once, 2-Sometimes, 3-Often, 4-Always):
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average oral 2.29
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average anal 0.61
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average unusual 2.08
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average masturb 2.92
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average groupmast 0.47
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average groupsex 0.47
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average orgies 0.32
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average fetishism 0.95
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average bestiality 0.13
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average bdsm 0.68
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average golden 0.29
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average scatology 0.05
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average bicycles 0.24
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average othersex 0.22
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MPG: 11.02 (average)
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Work for government:
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yes 04.7 %
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no 95.3 %
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Drink bottled water:
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yes 39.5 %
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no 60.5 %
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Seen a ufo:
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yes 27.9 %
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no 72.1 %
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Politics:
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anarchist 39.5 %
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libertarian 16.3 %
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democrat/republican 14.0 %
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unknown 11.6 %
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marxist/socialist 4.7 %
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other 14.0 %
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TV: 6.81 hours per week (average)
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Computer: 37.02 hours per week (average)
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Top 20 movies:
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1 Blade Runner
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2 Akira
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3 Brazil
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4 Clockwork Orange
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5 Evil Dead 2
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6 Soylent Green
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7 Taxi Driver
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8 Terminator 2
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9 A ClockWork Orange
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10 Aliens
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11 Blue Velvet
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12 Dr. Strangelove
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13 Koyanisqatsii
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14 Metropolis
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15 Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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16 Star Wars 1
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17 Star Wars 2
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18 Star Wars 3
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19 The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lover
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20 The Wall
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Should euthanasia be legal:
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yes 97.7 %
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no 0.0 %
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unknown 2.3 %
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There's some sublimation going on around here! Who says computer
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use doesn't reduce sex drive? Let's get those sodomy scores UP!
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Thank you all for participating, and keep supporting euthanasia!
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Rev. Chris Korda The Church of Euthanasia
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