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DEAD SMOKING PUNX Bring You:
IS YOUR CABLE COMPANY SCREWING YOU?
By: Johnny Rotten
Recently i read an article, written by a local cable company.
Continental Cablevision said that over One quarter of the
population of the San Juaquin Valley (1,000,000 est) that
own homes have illegal cable hookups.
70% of households in The Valley have Hookups. The Cable companies
are taking new measures against this. Sending out patrols looking
for illegal lines, and hookups, etc. This may all seem fine and
dandy to normal upstanding dipshit citizen dick, but I have
also taken a look recently at what the cable companies and
networks have been up to.
In the Last few months, many new channels have come on the air, and
are being picked up by cable companies around the nation. The
new channels, most of which are made up of spanish, and or religious
channels. The only channels i saw that i would consider watching
were the sci fi channel and hbo2. Yet, regardless of if you
want the new channels, or even pay for the new premium channels
you have to pay around 3-10 dollars extra a month just because
the cable companies got these shitty new channels.
Now, i dont know about anyone else, but along with thier annual
(roughly) 10% increase in price, it looks to me like the
cable companies are ripping us off. There are alternatives.
Fuck thier propoganda, they arent loosing anything because of
these illegal cable hookups, they are making so much it just
fucking makes roll on the floor laughing, wondering what loonatics
could do with all that cash...
Anyway, just trying to alert anyone out there who gives a shit.
Until Later..
-rotten
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Dark Phiber, and everyone...