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(ASCii By AD!)
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Damned Fucking Shit
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Issue #35
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Title: A Chat With Myself
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Date: 6/27/94
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By: Dementia Praecox
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*** A chat with myself ***
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Hi. I was bored the other night.. so I logged onto a one node board,
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went into the "Chat with other nodes" function, and had a chat with myself.
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I saved it in capture format for your enjoyment. Here..
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*--* 06-26-94 - 09:20:04pm *--*
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Enter a new `topic' for Channel 15? (s00p3r ch1ck3n g03z +0 h3ll )
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Press ESC to enter command mode.
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(1) 0t+0:
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Hi all.. How about some random quotes?..
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ALL: "YAY!"
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1. "Each time he straightened his pudgy knees, it became evident that he was
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trembling."
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2. "Whatever it was pressing against his anus, it wasn't flesh. It was cold
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steel".
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3. "Did you bring your dog collar and your muzzle, Nadine?"
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4. "If you had to listen to six hours of this guy's bullshit, you'd be pushing
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too."
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5. "Suddenly, a stab of pain bore into the animal's skull, and the beast found
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balance and movement difficult."
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6. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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7. "But something was wrong."
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8. "Did I tell you that my pumpkins rotted out from all the rain? Had to buy
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a new one.
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9. "Yes, I served honorably on active duty for more than 180 days,
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continuously, between August 5, 1964, and May 7, 1975."
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10. "Please complete all questions on this application as thoroghly as
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possible."
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11. "Thank you for abusing AT&T!"
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12. "Perùver'siùty"
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13. "Is it a video?!"
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14. "But something was wrong."
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15. "It's source, a human skeleton, strolls out from between the nearby trees
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and saunters past the people."
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16. "He smells like barley rained down, and left to rot in the fields."
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17. "He could certainly get out of here with a few strong, sensible does."
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18. "The porters insisted that any men foolish enough to go furthur would have
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their bones broken, particularily their skulls."
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19. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaarez Puppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
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20. "He wanted a female without an infant. An infant would create
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difficulties."
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21. "But something was wrong."
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22. "Every day of my life, dog food!"
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23. "Open it and find out, you lunatic!"
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24. "AARRGGH! MFF! GNNK! I hate this game!"
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25. "AHH!.. That's tighter! Pull the other way! The other way!"
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26. "I've got yer inpho!"
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27. "Jim, do you have any idea how much this call is costing?"
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28. "But something was wrong."
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29. "Air is good."
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30. "The baby is coming, Sarah."
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31. "All the better, now there's two of you."
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32. "That's the last time I chase a bumper car."
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33. "Yeah, I beat it, why?"
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34. "A jagged splinter of plastic was lodged in one oozing eye."
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35. "But something was wrong."
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36. "This extraordinary fish will oftentimes seek shelter within the anus of a
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nearby sea cucumber."
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37. "His performance has been a good one.. he will receive much money, as well
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as the bull's ears."
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38. "Now call our new Psychic Master Line!"
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39. "He did what to who?"
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40. "What'choo talkin' bout, Willis?"
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41. "But did you ever see a bell at a NIN concert?"
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42. "But something was wrong."
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43. "The doors opened partway, and a putrified corpse fell out of the elevator.
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"
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44. ">=>>((ø<"
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45. "These inflatable pigs came flying out of the doghouses."
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*--* 06-26-94 - 10:13:32pm *--*
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At this point, I got bored. I was going to go onto 101.. but decided
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to stop. Bye..
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*** This has been another worthless submission to DFS ***
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Find DFS On These Fine Systems
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==========================================================================
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| Paradise Lost +1.414.476.3181 DFS World HQ |
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| Temporary Insanity +1.ITS.NOW.DOWN DFS Affiliate HQ |
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| Plan 9 Information Archives +1.716.881.FONE (3663) DFS Southern HQ |
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| Arrested Development +31.77.547477 DFS European HQ |
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| Under World Element +1.203.740.9571 DFS Eastern HQ |
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| 7th Heaven +1.216.464.6789 DFS Ohio HQ |
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| Twilight Of The Idols +1.613.226.3386 DFS Canada HQ |
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| AE - Plan 9 Information Archives - Login: DFS |
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| FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - /pub/Zines/DFS |
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| IRC - #DFS (Whenever Access Denied or Incarnate is on) |
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| VMB - 1.800.298.6245, Box 3508 |
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| To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS. The password is: |
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| JINGLE JINGLE |
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