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DDDDD FFFFFFFFF SSSSSS
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DDDDD FFFF SSSSSSS
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(ASCii By AD!)
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Damned Fucking Shit
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Issue #26
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Title: The Return Of DFS
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Date: 6/7/94
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By: Access Denied
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The Return Of DFS
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The pus clears away and something steps out of the darkness. It's in the
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form of a huge... shit.. what is it??? It's not spam.. it's not vasaline,
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it's not a fat lady wearing spandex named Buelah... what the hell is it??!?!?
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Suddenly you relise!!!! It's not that severed head you keep under your pillow
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that you fondle at night... and it's not even those mutilated entrails that you
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hang from your bathroom lights. No.. it's something much worse! You can hear
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it coming... "Jingle jingle... jingle jingle..." Oh my GOD!!! It's.. it's...
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DDDDD FFFFFFFFF SSSSSS
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(ASCii By AD!)
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Oh fuck... it's back. You were hoping that it had died. Well, a mixture
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school, rape, sex, drugs, alcohal, work, sex, and more drugs made it almost
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IMMPOSSIBLE to write or publish anything having to do with DFS. Well, I guess
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your dreams have been shattered you ugly fuck! DFS is back to BOTHER THE FUCK
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OUT OF YOU!!!!! There's more "official" distro. sites now and all that crap!
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It's still available by FTP! Isn't it K-rAd!!! Oh.. and no more fucking
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file_id.diz stuff anymore. It was too hard to keep up with. So I'll leave
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you to suffer knowing that DFS will be with you forever!!!! HAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!
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Find DFS On These Fine Systems
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| Paradise Lost +1.414.476.3181 DFS World HQ |
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| Temporary Insanity +1.ITS.NOW.DOWN DFS Affiliate HQ |
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| Plan 9 Information Archives +1.716.881.FONE (3663) DFS Southern HQ |
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| Under World Element +1.203.740.9571 DFS Eastern HQ |
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| 7th Heaven +1.216.464.6789 DFS Affiliate |
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| Twilight Of The Idols +1.613.226.3386 DFS Canada HQ |
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| AE - Plan 9 Information Archives - Login: DFS |
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| FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - /pub/Zines/DFS |
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| IRC - #DFS (Whenever Access Denied or Incarnate is on) |
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| To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS. The password is: |
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| JINGLE JINGLE |
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