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Damned Fucking Shit
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Edited by Access Denied
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Issue #4
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Title: Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ d00ds
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and Other stuff.
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Date: 10/1/93
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By: Access Denied
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Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ D00ds and Other Stuff
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If you're a /<rad WaReZ d00d, this textfile is all about you.
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Here is what a /<rad WaReZ d00d is:
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A /<rad WaReZ d00d will get EVERY WaReZ file he can get his GRUBBY
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little hands on. He's a JERK. He never actually USES any of the
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WaReZ he gets. He gets them from some LD BBS and uploads them to
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another LD BBS. And half the time he's not even a courier. He
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just does it so he can get his ratio REALLY high so he can download
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more WaReZ. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't think couriers are
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/<rad WaReZ d00ds. They serve a purpose, the distribute stuff for
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groups and crap. Like maybe a courier for DFS <laff>. Or a
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courier for CRiMSON <a very good group or so I hear>. These guys
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aren't couriers though. And they spend a SHITLOAD of money on
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their LD calls because they don't know shit about phreaking or
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using k0dez or anything like that. So they bitch about having huge
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fone bills like $400 dollars a month. And they ask on way /<rad
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WaReZ and wanna-be H/P BBSs about "How can I get free LD calls but
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not have to worry about the feds busting down my door?" They're SO
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FUCKING LAME. I don't have anything against WaReZ. I think it's
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a cewl idea. Why go out and pay a few hundred dollars for some
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program or game when you can just get it for the price of a fone
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call? It's the guys who just get the shit for the sake of getting
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it. THEY SUCK. Like some guy who's in 414 is really k00l. He's
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the total image of a WaReZ d00d. He gets the stuff and sends it
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somewhere else. AND he only has a 40 MB hard drive. ARGH! What
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a WASTE of TIME! <And he knows who he is if he's reading this!>
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Hmmm... that was fun... now I'll bash something else... how about:
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Wanna-be /<rad ANSi Groups
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Ok, a wanna-be ANSi group is a group the sucks. And people know
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the suck and the people in the group know they suck and even the
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couriers know they suck. They even fuck up in their NFO files and
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put people's names wrong and stuff. And the programmers SUCK for
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them. They can't even write a fucking loader. <Ok.. if you're from
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414, you can probably figure out what group I'm bashing.> And
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lesse... well maybe one ANSi artist is good. But the rest pretty
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much SUCK. These types of groups only exist because there are
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people who think they can do ANSi but actually can't, and don't get
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the hint when some bigger group totally rejects them or something.
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They get the one good artist because he either feels sorry for them
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or just doesn't want to be in some huge group. Blah. They suck.
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If I wanna see shitty ANSi I'll go and draw some myself.
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Now for:
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Wanna-be H/P/A/Etc d00ds!
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This is the guy who thinks he knows shit because he read some
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magazine like Phrack #3 or something. Not that Phrack is bad
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(shit, it's the best 'zine ever if you ask me!), but Phrack 3 is
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kinda old. And because he found Phrack 3 on some little SW/PD BBS
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<obviously some idiot got on some halfway decent H/P BBS, d/ld
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Phrack because he thought it was some /<rad Shareware game (not
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that Shareware sucks or anything, most does, but some is WAY better
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than it's commercial equivalents) and he d/ld it. Then he u/ld it
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to a PD/SW/FW BBS to get file points (WWIV BBS of course) so he
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could get another k00l SW game. And the /<rad SysOp didn't catch
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the file in time or whatever> he thinks he's the biggest H/P GOD in
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the whole WORLD. Sure. Then they ask something like: I was just
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Blue Boxing off my data line and I couldn't figure out what to do.
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Can anyone help? This is the kind of guy who DESERVES to be
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busted. Anyway, this guy goes around telling all sorts of idiots
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how to make a blue box and get themselves busted. Kewl. Maybe
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this guy will die.
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And now:
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PC Board
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Face it, it sucks. Some people tell me "Hey man! It's the k00lest
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BBS software around!" I HATE IT!!!!! IT SUCKS IF YOU ASK ME. How
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the HELL do you use the message areas?!?!?! ARGH! I HATE IT!
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Now I'll bash:
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Pretty much any OTHER BBS software.
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Ok. The best BBS software out is Renegade. Cuz I run it. It's
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obviously the best in security and all that other crap. I HATE the
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user interface for ViSiON-X and ViSiON/2 and Oblivion/2 and all
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that other crap and Celebrity... oh, I mean Celerity <what kind of
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Shit name is THAT?>. All those damn Forum hacks SUCK. They all
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have a zillion bugs that no one says anything about. And you can
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only run 3 BBSs with that software in the same area code. HA HA.
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Right. Like people don't use the millions of cracks out there for
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em all. Renegade's the best. And it's free to. No 50 dollars for
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the first 2 BBSs and then 100 dollars for the third. That's crap.
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Let's bash:
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RAP in All forms
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RAP SUCKS. Here's rap: Fuck shit damn fuck shit nigger pussy I cum
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in your ass while I gun down 50 niggers in the muther fucking
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school. I don't fuck men. I fuck myself. I fuck the police. I
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fuck I fuck I fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT PISS PISS PISS.
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You bitch I'm gonna shoot your mother fucking ass cuz you is werin'
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yo hat the wrong muther fucking way. Shit fuck this damn bitch
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with my dick in her pussy. IT'S TOTAL CRAP! Don't these convicted
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felons have anything better to do with their lives than sit in
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front of a microphone and yells swears at the top of their lungs?
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I guess not. They suck. Rap should be illegal.
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How about:
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Computers made by Apple
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Face it. If you're using a Mac to read this YOU CAN BLOW ME. Macs
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SUCK! THEY SUCK!!! I HATE the interface! I don't even have
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Windoze on my hard drive. Why would I want to use a MAC? GOD THEY
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SUCK. First of all they're slow as all hell. Second of all the
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keyboard sucks. It's to damn small and looks ugly. And the mouse
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only has ONE button!!!!! STUPID! And on the pull down menus you
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have to always keep pressing on the button. You can't just click
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on the menu bar! It SUCKS! And they cost 1000 dollars more than
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an MS-DOS machine that is twice as fast. Enough said, Apple and
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anything made by Apple sucks.
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And:
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Religious Fanatics
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Shit. I'm not even going to say anything. THEY SUCK. I hope they
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all die. Religion is the downfall of society. If I decided to
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bash religion, this textfile would be about 15 megs in length.
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Well... I can't think of anything else to bash so I'll leave it at
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that. There's probably a lot more and if I can find more crap to
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bash I'll make another bash file. If I insulted anybody, anything
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or any group, GOOD! You deserve to get bashed you stupid fucks.
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This file written totally by Access Denied. Greets to Incarnate,
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Dementia Praecox, CRiMSON, MTS, and anyone else I know and don't
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hate (about 7 other people) and any group that those people are in
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that still actually exists. Watch for the next DFS issue coming
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soon. But don't ask me when.
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º Distribution Sites: º
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º If you're on the BBSs you know it. º
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º Fuck you if you're not. º
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