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Damn Fucking Shit
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Edited by Access Denied
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Issue #0
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Title: Intro To DFS
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By: Access Denied
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The Intro To DAMNED FUCKING SHIT!!!
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Hey. This is the intro file to DFS - Damned Fucking Shit.
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Obviously it's an attempt at some sort of a magazine. Well, I know
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it won't be as huge as Phrack, but hell, why not. The main purpose
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is to just have some sort of a magazine. Anything will be printed
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in it pretty much. H/P/A/V/C/T/C/P/etc stuff, WaReZ d00d stuff,
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Sick story stuff, pretty much anything. And anyone can write for
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it too. Just submit the story to the DFS WHQ (if you're on it,
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it's Paradise Lost in 414). If you're not on it, contact the
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editor, Access Denied (NOT THE GROUP! Maybe I'll write a story on
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that some day... who knows) and if he (well, me) likes it, it'll
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get published. Wow! You're name gets to be in a DFS Issue!!!!!
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Happy Happy Joy Joy! I really hope you HATE this magazine.
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Really! It's made to just be there and sit there and annoy you.
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If you're a sysop, feel free to have this on your BBS. I don't
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care if it's H/P or WaReZ d00d or CoNSoLe d00D or whatever. It's
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your waste of HD space. So please don't alter these though.
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That's about all I ask. But if you like it for some reason, tell
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Access Denied (NOT THE GROUP) and he'll give you A LIFE TIME
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SUBSCRIPTION TO LIFE MAGAZINE! Well, actually I'll... er.... he'll
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say something like "Oh. Yah. Well if you like it, write for it!"
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Maybe if someone REALLY REALLY REALLY wants it they can be a distro
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site for DFS. Of course NO ONE FROM 414! (If you're not in 414 you
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can probably figure out that this 'zine is from 414. Yes folks,
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414. Milwaukee WI. Shitland. Home of the... well who cares.)
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But If you want to be a distro site I guess you should get in touch
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with me... er Access Denied (NOT THE GROUP!) I'm taking a chance
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at this. I HATE most people in 414 and I DON'T WANT THEM CALLING
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MY BBS! But... I'll give the number *AND* (yes people, AND) the
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NUP. Now just a warning: If you are from 414, FORGET ABOUT
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CALLING! I had Wonko The Sane from 414 try to get on after he KNEW
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he wouldn't get on. I DON'T want that you 414ers! DON'T EVEN
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THINK ABOUT GETTING ON!!! And if you wanna write for this and
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you're from 414 and not on Paradise Lost, email it to me. Duh.
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Ok... the BBSs # is 414.476.3181. And the NUP, if I have one, is
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LOST BUT FOUND... Now remember, the ... is PART OF THE
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NUP!!!!!!! IF YOU'RE FROM 414 you NEVER READ THAT AND YOU WON'T
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CALL! I mean it! Ok, this is too long already! So read DFS!
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Burn DFS! Insult DFS! Don't alter DFS! Bye
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--- By Access Denied (NOT THE GROUP!)
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º Distribution Sites: º
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º If you're on the BBSs you know it. º
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º Fuck you if you're not. º
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