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assault : ø ø ø : HOOKA!
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25 October 1994 Issue #32
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... and you thought you had seen the last of text file power in
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Stark telecom! Well you were wrong!
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... Distorted Digital Erection is a thing of the past. Taking
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over for it is Hallucinatory Oyster Burrito, a fiending,
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seething cauldron of textual sorcery that is just waiting
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to be unleashed.
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This text file is a brief look at the new world of HOB ... which
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is replacing the on-hiatus DDE!
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a brief historium
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Distorted Digital Erection first came onto the scene 8 February
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1994!... in its 31-issue life, Amphetamine Gobbler, Spirit of
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Entropy, Azathoth, Duuk Tsarith, Tsunami, Petula Clark and the
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rest of the Necropolis-crew took it to a level that is totally
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unprecedented in recent telecom history. However, with the demise
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of the Necropolis came the demise of DDE (see DDE#31 for more).
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However, out of the ashes of former glory comes Hallucinatory
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Oyster Burrito ... that is going to conquest and plunder more
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fervently than DDE ever could have.
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New writers! New ideas! New circulation!
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With the Seinsfrage now operating along beautifully, HOB will
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become the new staple of text fileage for 216 and soon ... the
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nation, doncha know.
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a word on ... the hookah
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"She stretched herself up on tiptoe, and peeped over the edge
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of the mushroom, and her eyes immediately met those of a large
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blue caterpillar, that was sitting on the top, with its arms
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folded, quietly smoking a long hookah, and taking not the
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smallest notice of her or of anything else."
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- from _alice in wonderland_
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Something that has carried over from DDE is the hookah representation
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in the HOB masthead. This is a symbol of the hookah which Menstrual
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Chowder brought back from Israel. It was a fantastical device that
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reeked of character and was a wondrous addition to other smoke-
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inhalation devices. Unfortunately, it was destroyed and abducted by
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unknown forces. This is a memorium to that fine creature.
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and now, just HOB
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Well, anyways. HOB is "in effect" and we's got some bizznizz to
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attend to. But, must I say, that submissions are a welcome thing!
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The beauty of DDE is that it invoked creativity and participation.
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This is a GOOD thing! So, fire up those text editors and fire up
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those neurons and let's see some submissions. You know how to
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get ahold of us, y'know.
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`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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Hallucinatory Oyster Burrito
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An AUFHEBEN Production! support: tyrant: numbah:
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"Why, I don't know much of The Seinsfrage .. DDE WHQ!.. 216.966.7453
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anything!" -Eraserhead Radio KAOS ... Moonshadow .. 216.830.4657
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_Submission Policy_: Hallucinatory Oyster Burrito is into subs!
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If you write something - anything - send it to us and we'll get it
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to press. For contacting HOB, see below.
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Want to be a support board for HOB? Download ALL the HOB's and DDE's
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create a file sig on your board, and let me know. Your BBS will
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be listed. TO CONTACT US: Call the WHQ (The Seinsfrage) or you
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can send e-mail to Bogus Nomenclature on Radio KAOS. Internet
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address is coming soon!
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`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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