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In Memory, : :: : : |_ _; Karl Marx
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,~~ : :::'istorted : `|| says:
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--)( : :::. :::: : || "Aufheben!"
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()= : :: :igital ::. rection : []
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HOOKAH! : :::' :::: :
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27 April 1994 : Text File #30 Mongoloid Telecom
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Yes, folks! Yet another chance to marvel at TCC's on-going saga of BBS
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blunderings!
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Date: Tuesday, April 5, 1994 5:25pm /Hello
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From: Chaos Msg#: 170435
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To: ** ALL **
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Re: Free TCC BASEBALL HATS at this years PICNIC!
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(N)ext, (P)revious, follow (T)hread, or (R)ead this message?
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* * * * * HAVE JUST ARRIVED! * * * * *
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That is right! This year, we will be offering the first " 90 " users
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who register for our Raffle a FREE BALLCAP!
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We just purchased 100 " TCC CUSTOMIZED BASEBALL CAPS ", with our
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logo on the front in white lettering on a black cap.
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All of our FIRST 90 USERS to register at our PICNIC on May 29th,
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will get one of the GREAT LOOKING TCC CAPS for FREE, along with
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of course, your chance to win one of our MANY prizes to be given
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away all day long! Last year the PRIZES included Walkmans, Modems,
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T-shirts, Movie passes, and computer accessories. This year there
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will be even MORE!
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SPECIAL EVENT THIS YEAR!
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------- ----- ---- -----
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* The " TCC GIRL CONTEST " *
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This is NO JOKE! We have custom designed 7 SPECIAL BALL CAPS to be
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awarded to SEVEN TCC WOMEN, voted by OUR OWN TCC USERS!
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SO! Any "FEMALES" on our Bbs who wish to sign up for our TCC GIRL
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contest should wait till we complete our VOTING BOOTH, at which time we
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will allow ALL users to vote for who they feel should be hailed
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"TCC GIRL".
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This "pagent" will be quite an event! All females are ENCOURAGED to
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register for this prestigous title of "TCC GIRL". Seven LUCKY
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contestants will be selected by YOU, the USERS of TCC! :)
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Wow! What an honor to be chosen as an OFFICIAL **T*C*C** **G*I*R*L**!!! Yes!
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Seven, that's right seven (7) lucky females will be chosen! Hmmm... but then
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I noticed something on TCC's main menu....
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A Account Info/Edit I System Information R Registry of Users
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B Birthday Information K Global Chat Info S Sysop Menu
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C Global Commands Menu L File Libraries T Teleconference
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D Download System Docs M Messaging Menu *W* TCC Weather Service
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E Downloads over 1 hour O Global Option Menu X Logoff (exit system)
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G Games and Doors P Personals (dating) Z BBS-Online (dial out)
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H Online System Help Q Pizza parlor * Adult Menu
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/GO STUFF Misc. Commands U Hall of Fame Bbs /GO RULES System Rules
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Accounts:657 Male:555 Female:10 Calls:115654 Time:02:45 Date:17-APR-94
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Now, note the total number of females on the entire BBS. Ten (10)!! That
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means that only three will lose. Boy, if I was one of those three, I would
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feel pretty shitty. And, if I was one of the seven LUCKY winners, I really
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wouldn't feel that special. Also note the above numbers.... Now our species
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(humans) comes in either a male gender, or a female gender. So, if you add
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the total females, to the total males, you should get the total number of
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people/accounts on the entire system. But, when you figure it out, you come
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up with 92 accounts that aren't male or female! Is this the number of
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accounts Larry has on hold?!? Hmmmm....
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Another TCC capture by the Duuk Tsarith.
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Distorted Digital Erection
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An AUFHEBEN Production! Support Boards: Tyrant: Number:
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anything!" -Eraserhead Radio KAOS ... Moonshadow .. 216.830.4657
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The Sewers ... Aligator King 513.229.1965
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_Submission Policy_: Distorted Digital Erection LOVES to get subs!
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If you write something - anything - send it to us and we'll get it
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to press. For contacting DDE, see below.
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CHECK for MORE Distorted Digital Erection in the NEAR future!
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Want to be a support board for DDE? Download ALL the DDE's,
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create a file sig on your board, and let me know. Your BBS will
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be listed. TO CONTACT US: Send e-mail to Amphetamine Gobbler
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on Radio KAOS, or send Internet mail to aufheben@aol.com
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