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In Memory, : :: : : |_ _; Karl Marx
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,~~ : :::'istorted : `|| says:
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--)( : :::. :::: : || "Aufheben!"
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()= : :: :igital ::. rection : []
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HOOKAH! : :::' :::: :
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17 April 1994 : Text File #28 Mongoloid Telecom
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Rarely does mainstream America choose to promote a musician that
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can be deemed satisfactory! Unfortunately, DGC has found one ...
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and decided to exploit them. He is Beck. And in tribute of his
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rather mournful ascension to the higher (lower?) realm of the
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corporate music scene, we offer the lyrics to his Top 40 hits,
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_Loser_:
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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
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Butane in my veins and a map to cut the junkie
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With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
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Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
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Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
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Stock car flaming with the loser and the cruise control
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Baby's in Reno with the vitamin T
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Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat
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Someone keeps saying I'm a saint to complain about
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A shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
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Don't believe everything that you breathe
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You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
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So shave your face with some mace in the dark
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Savin' all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
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Yo...cut it
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Soy un perdidor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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Double-barrel buck shot
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Soy un perdidor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
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Ban all the music with the phoney gas chamber
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'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
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One's on the pole, shove the other in the bag
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With the rerun shows and the cocaine nosejob
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The daytime crap with the folk singer suave
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He hung himself with a guitar string
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It's like a turkey neck, and it's hanging from a pidgeon wing
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If you can't write, if you can't relate
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Trade the cash for the beef or the body for the hate
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And my time is a ball of wax
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Fallin' on a termite, who's chokin' on the splinters
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Soy un perdidor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz
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Soy un perdidor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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Yo...bring it on down
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(Assorted unintelligible giberish)
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"I'm a driver, I'm a winner
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Things are gonna change, I can feel it."
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Soy un perdidor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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I can't believe it
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Soy un perdidor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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Soy un perdidor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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Sprekenze Deutsche baby?
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Soy un perdidor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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Know what I'm saying?
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`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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Distorted Digital Erection
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An AUFHEBEN Production! Support Boards: Tyrant: Number:
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anything!" -Eraserhead Radio KAOS ... Moonshadow .. 216.830.4657
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If you write something - anything - send it to us and we'll get it
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to press. For contacting DDE, see below.
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be listed. TO CONTACT US: Send e-mail to Amphetamine Gobbler
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on Radio KAOS, or send Internet mail to aufheben@aol.com
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