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: :::. : ____,
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In Memory, : :: : : |_ _; Karl Marx
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,~~ : :::'istorted : `|| says:
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--)( : :::. :::: : || "Aufheben!"
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()= : :: :igital ::. rection : []
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HOOKAH! : :::' :::: :
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4 April 1994 : Text File #24 Mongoloid Telecom
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FUCK! Fuck. This always happens. I go looking through my old buffers
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and all the other shit I have from telecom ages past, and I begin
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to remember the fun ol' days, when life was worth living. Here
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assembled is a collection of TDL/Necropolis users from the Winter
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1992. This is a rather recent time, though, so be expecting something
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from a lot longer coming up. But for now, enjoy. It should bring
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back some old memories.
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These were the days when users were users and rodents were rodents.
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And we all had user numbers. Christ, I can't believe we had user
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numbers.
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Sidewinder - The original ... the only ... the co-sysop. Wow.
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His Grace - And, oh my, yet another co-sysop, replacing Sidey.
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Elminster - Jesus, he's been around forever. User #46!
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Iron Eagle - Where'd he go? Wait ... he's back! Is he? Umm..
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The Mistress - The woman with twenty last names!
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Power Man - A user that everyone loved to hate.
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Cochise - Whatever happened to hi- Krell? Ratlung? What?
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Ceasaro - I can't tell. Leech or one of the best users? Hm.
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Spew Queen - I can't live life without her.
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Watson - Another one of those: whatever happened to?
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The Womanizer - Our only defense against the Lord.
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Prince of Darkness - Was this guy ALWAYS on acid or what?
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Chris - Remember her? Just for a little while?
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Mr-bad-example - The champion of the USS Paramount!
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Quantum - "Oh, shit... was that your leg? Sorry."
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Strider - "Wow, Larry! What're these? Balloons?"
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Napoleon - Ugh.
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Beef Jerky - You just gotta love those Music Mags, huh?
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Elvis - Remember him? Yeti's friend.
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Yeti - Also known as Barney Gumble on Arrakis.
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Deity - Finally that little brat moved away.
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Cyberpunk - Yod Yawannablowmelikemymomneverdid.
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The Cultist - Wasn't this evil incarnate?
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Goldfish - Remember him? At the MMfMD?
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Varicose Brain - Christ, one of the only 300 bauders left!
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Cleopatra - Boy, did she ever sizzle my circuits.
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MC Rad - Part of the growing telecom hood.
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Sentinel - Wow! Remember him? The right-wing FREAK?
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Tape God - Part of the Louisville Invasion.
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Midiman - One of those users everyone likes.
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Mac - Hey, remember him? Well, remember those E-MAIL buffers?!
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Semidri - What the FUCK ever happened to him?
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Shaboo - And you thought TCC was the first to deal in modem perversion!
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and, you just KNOW who I have to save for the VERY, VERY last..
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someone who never graced us on the Necropolis, oh... but we
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think of her like part of the family...
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FAIR LADY!
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"Hey.. you messin' wit' Fair Lady? You want to ruin her modelin'
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career? Da family will take care o' ya... eeder dat or we'll
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send Dan to tackle ya!"
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Well, this ends our nostalgic trip for this time. Let's just end
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with something that might just sum up the experiences we've all
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had on the Necropolis. This is a New User (of JEW User, really)
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message from none other than the immortal Edorhas:
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Date: 10:04 pm Fri Dec 4, 1992 Number : 23 of 49
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From: Gad Dam Gumit! #106 Base : Private mail
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To : The Sorcerer (sysop) #1 Refer #: None
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Subj: New User Application Replies: None
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Stat: Normal Origin : Local
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hey wat is goin on her? I thot dis wuz da nekropalpiss bbs not da
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Drunkens loser bbs... wat da fuk iz goin on ya froot luip.
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i gots ta B goin nou dudezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by da way U problee
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figeered it out dat dis is da PU kru, weel, U R korrectum!
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Dis is nun oder dan Rattledickhead. Got meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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hahahdheufhuashsahahahahdhehehehehhjahahahahahhsdheheheha dcall me
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sumtime and Al giv ya anoder vmb jus lik befo Inphormation BLOker. Kunt!
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Noah head, Mavis. just got off dee bote! noahs ark!
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aka BATDAPE!
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i meen BATDOPE!
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C ya L8tezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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by da wa dis aint dat fukhed kranerd!
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... amphetamine gobbler
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`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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Distorted Digital Erection
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An AUFHEBEN Production! Support Boards: Tyrant: Number:
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"Why, I don't know much of The Necropolis .. DDE WHQ!.. 216.PRI.VATE
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anything!" -Eraserhead Radio KAOS ... Moonshadow .. 216.830.4657
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The Sewers ... Aligator King 513.229.1965
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_Submission Policy_: Distorted Digital Erection LOVES to get subs!
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If you write something - anything - send it to us and we'll get it
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to press. For contacting DDE, see below.
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CHECK for MORE Distorted Digital Erection in the NEAR future!
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Want to be a support board for DDE? Download ALL the DDE's,
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create a file sig on your board, and let me know. Your BBS will
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be listed. TO CONTACT US: Send e-mail to Amphetamine Gobbler
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on Radio KAOS, or send Internet mail to aufheben@aol.com
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-eof-
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