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In Memory, : :: : : |_ _; Karl Marx
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,~~ : :::'istorted : `|| says:
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--)( : :::. :::: : || "Aufheben!"
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()= : :: :igital ::. rection : []
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HOOKAH! : :::' :::: :
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30 March 1994 : Text File #23 Mongoloid Telecom
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Hello, kids, and welcome to another wonderful edition of Distorted
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Digital Erection. Before we get to the main feature ... allow me
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to say that DDE is now being carried on another bulletin board.
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The Sewer, in Dayton, is now a DDE support board. Its sysop, the
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Aligator King, was just up here in Canton and took home with him
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the wonders of DDE #1-21 and through the amazing technology of
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Internet, will be receiving each and every one of them. Wow. And
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now:
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'Twenty Reasons to HATE MTV!'
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- amphetamine gobbler -
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1. Kennedy.
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2. That geek on 120 Minutes.
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3. Mike Judge makes fun of them - and they don't even know it.
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4. They consider Tori Amos to be 'alternative.'
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5. They like U2.
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6. They're subverting Henry Rollins.
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7. They promote Pearl Jam, but NOTHING ... and I mean NOTHING ..
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about the Screaming Blue Messiahs. Fuck them.
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8. Its on the air 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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9. Kurt Cobain - in a coma? Big news. Frank Zappa - dead? No big
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deal.
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10. They think Elvis Costello is 'alternative,' too.
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11. Stone Temple Pilots was a 'Buzz Clip.'
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12. Ninety-eight percent of 120 Minutes are bands on major labels.
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Of course, indie bands aren't REALLY alternative.
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13. That geek on 120 Minutes deserves TWO entries on this list.
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14. Geeks from the Real World end up being the new star on their
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silly dance-club shows.
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15. Kurt Loder feels completely at ease making snide remarks about
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Vanilla Ice ... and then goes on to praise the work of Eddie
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Vedder, like he's some avant-garde musical genius.
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16. Those fucking Art Institute commercials.
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17. I want to hear Green Day sing the word 'shit' ... damn it!
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18. The MTV Awards show.. oh, god. Isn't that enough?
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19. 120 Minutes is the show where you go 'into the future' ...
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although nearly every band on there is at least three years
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old.
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- and last, but certainly not least -
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20. Pauly Shore!
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COMING SOON, from DISTORTED DIGITAL ERECTION:
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1. A special preview of "Son of _Big Bush Fan_" ...
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2. An UPDATE on the infamous DDE #21.
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`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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Distorted Digital Erection
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An AUFHEBEN Production! Support Boards: Tyrant: Number:
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"Why, I don't know much of The Necropolis .. DDE WHQ!.. 216.PRI.VATE
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anything!" -Eraserhead Radio KAOS ... Moonshadow .. 216.830.4657
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The Sewers ... Aligator King 513.229.1965
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_Submission Policy_: Distorted Digital Erection LOVES to get subs!
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If you write something - anything - send it to us and we'll get it
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to press. For contacting DDE, see below.
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CHECK for MORE Distorted Digital Erection in the NEAR future!
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Want to be a support board for DDE? Download ALL the DDE's,
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create a file sig on your board, and let me know. Your BBS will
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be listed. TO CONTACT US: Send e-mail to Amphetamine Gobbler
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on Radio KAOS, or send Internet mail to aufheben@aol.com
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