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27 February 1994 : Text File #14 Mongoloid Telecom
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'The MODEMWAR Series: Pre-Conflict'
by amphetamine gobbler
It seems to be MODEM WAR time again! Yes, spring is on its way and
the peasants of the modem world are feeling frisky again. Let's
just take a peek at the call to arms initiated on the Town Crier
BBS ... at least, that's where I saw 'em.
CAST
~~~~
Thom Davis: Illustrious sysop of the Confederate BBS, a Wildclone
The Minister: None other than yours truly
Elminster: Spirit of Entropy
Matt Howes: Uhhh... whatever it is this week
Petula Clark: Petula Clark
Jeff Bowman: Illustrious sysop of the Pentagon
From : THOM DAVIS Number : 27 of 37
To : THE MINISTER Date : 02/23/94 1:18am
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : NONE
Read : 02/28/94 1:55am (REPLIES) Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
Hello The!
In a message to Elminster <02/01/94> The Minister wrote:
TM> paganism charles manson bukowski punk rock rationalism
TM> socialism indie music body art vampirism big bush fan
TM> pacifism zines cyberpunk david lynch satanism beer substance
TM> indulgence setianism all other kinds of -isms mushrooms
TM> god surrealism psychedelia ...
TM> * Talk to God online!
TM> * The Charles Manson Shrine
TM> * A fun-loving time for the whole family
TM> * BeastNet, PODnet
TM> * Wild sex orgies for every fifteenth caller
TM> * Toothless men in diapers to spank naughty users
TM> * _Big Bush Fan_ online ... an experience.
And now we all know why people who are grown up, don't call!
Come on guys, grow up! And get in the real world!
<<tag.imp
The Confederate BBS: 1:157/633, confdbbs@confdbbs.aldhfn.org, 216-477-3678
* WCE 1.5/2119 * Horn broke...watch for finger.
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* Origin: The Confederate BBs: 1:157/633, confdbbs@confdbbs.aldhf
(1:157/633)
From : MATT HOWES Number : 29 of 38
To : THOM DAVIS Date : 02/23/94 6:20pm
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : NONE
Read : NO Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
-> And now we all know why people who are grown up, don't call!
->
-> Come on guys, grow up! And get in the real world!
It's a young man's world my friend. I'm sorry you're too old and lame
to have any fun.
--- WM v3.10/92-0329
* Origin: The Pentagon - Canton, Oh - 216-493-3522 (1:157/631)
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From : JEFF BOWMAN Number : 30 of 38
To : MATT HOWES Date : 02/23/94 7:15pm
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : NONE
Read : NO Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
Hello Matt!
In a message to Thom Davis <02/23/94> Matt Howes wrote:
MH> -> And now we all know why people who are grown up, don't call!
MH> ->
MH> -> Come on guys, grow up! And get in the real world!
MH> It's a young man's world my friend. I'm sorry you're too old and lame
MH> to have any fun.
hehehe! Everyone has their own taste
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* WCE 1.5/2119 * 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
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* Origin: The Pentagon - Canton, Oh - 216-493-3522 (1:157/631)
From : PETULA CLARK Number : 32 of 38
To : THOM DAVIS Date : 02/26/94 4:06am
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : 27
Read : NO Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
-> And now we all know why people who are grown up, don't call!
->
-> Come on guys, grow up! And get in the real world!
->
-> The Confederate BBS: 1:157/633, confdbbs@confdbbs.aldhfn.org, 216-477
->
-> * WCE 1.5/2119 * Horn broke...watch for finger.
-> And now we all know why people who are grown up, don't call!
->
-> Come on guys, grow up! And get in the real world!
->
-> The Confederate BBS: 1:157/633, confdbbs@confdbbs.aldhfn.org, 216-477
->
-> * WCE 1.5/2119 * Horn broke...watch for finger.
Gosh, your right, your WCE 1.5/2119 is soooo mature!
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From : THOM DAVIS Number : 33 of 38
To : MATT HOWES Date : 02/24/94 6:34pm
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : NONE
Read : NO Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
Hello Matt!
In a message to Thom Davis <02/23/94> Matt Howes wrote:
MH> It's a young man's world my friend. I'm sorry you're too old and lame
MH> to have any fun.
Well, maybe if I could do nothing but call around all day long and talk
to someone who THINKs he is GOD, Yea, I'd be having FUN *NOT*!
Besides, I get my fun and get paid to do it! Finger that one out
<<tag.imp
The Confederate BBS: 1:157/633, confdbbs@confdbbs.aldhfn.org, 216-477-3678
-=<3D> Slam The Enter Key Man, or [S]top, [N]onstop <20>=-? [
* WCE 1.5/2119 * Coffee sweetened with NO-DOZ...Programmers petro!
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* Origin: The Confederate BBs: 1:157/633, confdbbs@confdbbs.aldhf
(1:157/633)
From : THOM DAVIS Number : 34 of 39
To : JEFF BOWMAN Date : 02/24/94 6:36pm
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : NONE
Read : NO (REPLIES) Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
Hello Jeff!
In a message to Matt Howes <02/23/94> Jeff Bowman wrote:
JB> hehehe! Everyone has their own taste
Question is: What kind of taste is it when you have "GOD" online?
<<tag.imp
The Confederate BBS: 1:157/633, confdbbs@confdbbs.aldhfn.org, 216-477-3678
* WCE 1.5/2119 * Always assume the second try will be different.
--- WM v3.10/p<><70>p=<3D>
* Origin: The Confederate BBs: 1:157/633, confdbbs@confdbbs.aldhf
(1:157/633)
From : JEFF BOWMAN Number : 35 of 40
To : THOM DAVIS Date : 02/26/94 12:47am
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : NONE
Read : NO Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
Hello Thom!
In a message to Jeff Bowman <02/24/94> Thom Davis wrote:
TD> Hello Jeff!
TD> In a message to Matt Howes <02/23/94> Jeff Bowman wrote:
TD> JB> hehehe! Everyone has their own taste
TD> Question is: What kind of taste is it when you have "GOD" online?
I have always thought I was "GOD" hehehe
TD> --- WM v3.10/p<><70>p=<3D>
TD> * Origin: The Confederate BBs: 1:157/633, confdbbs@confdbbs.aldhf
TD> (1:157/633)
<<sig.imp
* WCE 1.5/2119 * Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
--- WM v3.10/92-0329
* Origin: The Pentagon - Canton, Oh - 216-493-3522 (1:157/631)
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From : ELMINSTER Number : 36 of 40
To : THOM DAVIS Date : 02/27/94 2:46am
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : 27
Read : NO Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
-> TM> * _Big Bush Fan_ online ... an experience.
-> And now we all know why people who are grown up, don't call!
-> Come on guys, grow up! And get in the real world!
Rather than hurling random insults, why don't you explain why you
feel that the Necropolis is not up to your standards of maturity?
I'm just curious. Necropolis has an active message area, active
games, a huge text library. Various topics are discussed. I don't know
what could be so wrong with all of that.
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From : ELMINSTER Number : 37 of 40
To : THOM DAVIS Date : 02/27/94 2:50am
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : 34
Read : NO Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
-> JB> hehehe! Everyone has their own taste
-> Question is: What kind of taste is it when you have "GOD" online?
Umm ... Divine Taste? :)
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From : THE MINISTER Number : 38 of 40
To : THOM DAVIS Date : 02/28/94 1:57am
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : 27
Read : NO Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
TD> And now we all know why people who are grown up, don't call!
TD>
TD> Come on guys, grow up! And get in the real world!
Oh, come on now, Thom. Do you REALLY want to invite another bulletin
board war? Think that you'll be up to it? I know I would be. If your
definition of being grown up is mis-spelling and horrible grammar and a
bulletin board that looks like it was set up by a five-year old (or an
illiterate) ... then I'm proud to say that I'm not grown up.
We've had these little conflicts before, Thom. And you've always come
out on bottom.
So, shut up.
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From : THE MINISTER Number : 39 of 40
To : THOM DAVIS Date : 02/28/94 1:59am
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : 33
Read : NO Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
TD> Besides, I get my fun and get paid to do it! Finger that one
Yeah, but .. Thom .. most of us don't have fun giving fellatio to other
men ...
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From : THE MINISTER Number : 40 of 40
To : THOM DAVIS Date : 02/28/94 2:00am
Subject : The Necropolis Reference : 34
Read : NO Private : NO
Conf : 008 - General [ECHO]
TD> Question is: What kind of taste is it when you have "GOD" on
Hey, Thom? Its called: 'creativity.' Its something you like. In lower
forms of life, imagination is one of the lacking mental stages. You are
a perfect example.
See, there's more to bulletin boards that your standard
messages/files/doors set-up. I realize that in your feeble mental
condition, that's a hard concept for you to grasp. But, its true.
That's why your BBS will always be fourth-rate and mine will always be
the best.
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I'm very impressed and thankful for the wonderful show of support.
Used to be it was me against everyone. More on this later!
Upcoming in the MODEMWAR series:
* Our Past with ... The WildClones!
* A Look at the Wonderful World of Wildcat!
* Dismembering Wildcat! in five easy steps!
Coming soon from Distorted Digital Erection!
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Distorted Digital Erection February 1994 Text File #14
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