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: :::. : ____,
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In Memory, : :: : : |_ _; Karl Marx
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,~~ : :::'istorted : `|| says:
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--)( : :::. :::: : || "Aufheben!"
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()= : :: :igital ::. rection : []
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HOOKAH! : :::' :::: :
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21 February 1994 : Text File #8 Mongoloid Telecom
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Why don't we get the ball rolling with this little tidbit of news, hm?
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It is just so interesting and I found it during one of my nightly
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prowls on TCC:
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Date: Tuesday, February 15, 1994 8:25pm /Hello
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From: Bono Msg#: 144047
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To: ** ALL **
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Re: Kinky Sex (2 replies)
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(N)ext, (P)revious, follow (T)hread, or (R)ead this message?
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I had to have that kinda topic so that EVERYONE would definitely read
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this message! Sickos! heh heh heh <snicker>
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1st TCC Meeting of 1994! Basement of Fulton Dr. Mc Donalds / March 12,
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1994 / 7:00pm!
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BE THERE!!
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...Bono the ring leader 8)
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(R)eply, (E)mail reply, follow (T)hread, (P)revious or (N)ext message?
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Ok, so is anyone up for a little Necropolis get-together at
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McDonald's? I know ... its lame, but hey- what can you expect?
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Anyway, back to the fact. That is, this t-file.
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'How to Smoke in Your Dorm Room & Not Get Caught'
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by Amphetamine Gobbler
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So you're sitting around your dorm room in a very lazy manner and
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reach for your Phillies box ... open it up and see a big, fat
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roach just waiting for you.. calling you almost. You want so much
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to smoke what is contained in that tiny piece of white paper, but-
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DAMMIT- you're at school. Here's what you do to not get caught.
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1. Method of Choice. While it might be simply the God's way of
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smoking bud through a blunt, and you might be satisfied in a
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wonderful way by a nice joint... this is just stupid. These two
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methods let off an enormous amount of smoke. Remember that the
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walls in dorms aren't very thick to begin with. So something that
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keeps on smoking is stupid. I know some kid who dealt in out of
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his dorm room locally and one day he lit up a joint and smoked
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it then went down the hall to watch a movie. Campus security was
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there in no time. A pipe with a cap is good. A huge water bong
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is bad. Just find something that doesn't let out much smoke.
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2. Prepare!. Also be prepared. First of all, you'll need blow
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tubes. These can be just tiny toilet paper tubes with a wad of
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fabric softener at one end. When you exhale your hits, exhale
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into the tube. The smoke will still come out but the smell will
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be mitigated. Second, put a towel over the crack in the door
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and DON'T FORGET TO LOCK THE DOOR. Third, this might seem self-
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explanatory or obvious, but maybe not. Also keep your goods and
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related tools in one spot. After three or four bowls, you'll
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be so confused you won't want to think about that. That's bad.
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Fourth, investing in a good potpourri spray or just a regular
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Lysol air freshener is great. Spray while smoking.
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3. Keep things locked up. Depending on what school you go
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to, things are generally run this way: Campus security can look
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through anything that is 1. their's or 2. in plain view. For
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instance, we smoked bud down in Cincinnati and we always kept
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it in the refrigerator. Not only did it keep the plant fresh,
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it also was the property of my friend's roommate and therefore
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could not be searched by Campus Security. Make sure you know
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the penalties and procedure for this type of thing. Your dorm
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front desk should have all of this information.
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4. Be cool. Make sure you're cool with your neighbors. A lot of
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people WILL make calls to campus security .. you'd be surprised.
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Some people want the excitement or maybe they're just assholes
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but they will call. Don't push your luck if you don't think that
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you can.
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All in all, smoking pot in a dorm room can be a real blast. Just
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be careful. Campus security isn't as lax as they might seem and
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the punishment is very real and very severe. One kid I know got
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busted with just a resinated bowl and an EMPTY plastic bag and
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he got his license suspended and also a big fine, plus a nice
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misdemeanor on his permanent record. That sucks.
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Until then ...
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Hey, you crazy cats: comin' up to the world of distorted penis
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excitement ... hacking Kent Stark LANs, TCC in CHECK!, and
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some other clever little productions. Also!- more MWF and
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fiction by Azathoth... and a first-hand glimpse at life in
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the Ku Klux Klan!
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** WANTED! ** Submit your best scams, rip-offs, theiving tips,
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and generally anything else subversive to go in a future DDE
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t-file. You'll receive full credit. Check out how to get ahold
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of me below..
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BTW- this was the start of a Distorted Digital Erection that just
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never got going. Its just here for trivial and nostalgic reason,
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and nothing more.
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Wow. We're sitting here listening to P.J. Harvey. I just got home.
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I spent the night taking shots of Absolut, Shnapp's Firewater and
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smoking just tons of pot - blunts and bowls. I'm still so blowed.
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Thought I would stumble in and call some boards. I just logged
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onto Cool Beans! in Berkely. I don't like it as much as I used
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to. Its getting too ... I don't know. Je ne sais quoi. I think
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I might vomit. I want some pizza ... but that might make me
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vomit. P.J. Harvey is impressing me. I've never heard the whole
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CD... just parts. Its not bad so far.
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So, here's the thing. I'm turning into an asshole. I mean - a
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complete asshole. Now, I've always been somewhat of a smart ass.
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I'm good at it. I can make any feel stupid any time. Its a
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talent. Anyway, this is when I noticed it.
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It was about two weeks ago. I was calling someone and on accident
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called the wrong number. I said: "Is George there?" The woman
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replied - rather politely - : "I'm sorry, you must have the
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wrong number." I replied: "Oh, DO I?"
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Anyway, thanks for reading.
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"Every single degrading aspect of capitalist society in decay -
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wars for profit and plunder abroad, race hatred dividing the
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working class, the slums we live in, the ruin of our environment,
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expensive, poor or nonexistent medical care, inadequate education,
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the second class status of women, drug abuse, riots, crime--in
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short, every one of those brutal, callous, cruel and desperate
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things which goes on every hour, every minute, in capitalist society,
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grows out of exploitation. If we want to stop the degradation,
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we must end exploitation. If we want to free ourselves from wage
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slavery, we must abolish the profit system."
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From _The Socialist Republic_, Winter/Spring 1991
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`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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Distorted Digital Erection February 1994 Text File #8
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DDE is fully supported on the Necropolis BBS
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216.966.8970 - subterranean telecom - All TEXT!
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vaginal yeast infections are worse, much worse..
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Submissions are accepted. Send your t-file submission to Sorc, on
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the Necropolis. If using a new account, (I)nclude the file with
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the New User Application.
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CHECK for MORE Distorted Digital Erection in the NEAR future!
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TCC in CHECK! ... and assorted tales of erect rodentia!...
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`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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-eof-
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