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Text File #5 :::. Mango
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ :: :igital ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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14 February 1994 :::' Mongoloid Telecom
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NOTE! From AMPHETAMINE GOBBLER!
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Oh, boy! You faithful DDE readers are in for a treat this time!
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We have a never-before-seen super pre-release of a _Big Bush Fan_
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article by a NEW staff member - Mango. BBF has been put on
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"suspended" hiatus for the timebeing and thus, this story is
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being distributed first electronically. Enjoy. This is the first
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peak at BBF: The New Generation. ... er sumthin.
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'Satanic Justice'
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A great man once wrote that it is every man's duty to consider
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all sides of an issue. That all sides must be heard and considered if
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justice is to be done. It is upon this premise that I base my choice
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of a companion for the evening.
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Assuming that such exists, I would like to spend an evening with Lucifer,
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the prince of darkness.
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Being that God has written all the books, it is no wonder that Satan has
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been portrayed as a lying serpent. After all, the Hebrew word for Satan
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simply means adversary. Considering this, one has to think that if any
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of us had the chance to shape the world's opinion of someone who opposed
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us, we would probably be none to king the unfortunate soul.
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As for the crimes of which he is accused, Satan's rebellion against
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God could be a liberation from tyranny, for even according to the
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Almighty himself, God's word is law. What was that definition of
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tyranny again?
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Assuming Satan did rebel (after all if God is a tyrant he could also
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be a liar) we could consider him and his follower's revolutionaries,
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much like our forefathers. Instead of the minion of evil he is often
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portrayed as, we might consider Satan the ideological father of the
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American Revolution and one of the first advocates of liberty.
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Perhaps our pledge of allegiance should read "one nation under
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Lucifer."
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Finally, Satan gave man knowledge of good and evil. As the philosopher
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Friedrich Nietzsche pointed out, this knowledge is essential for true
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freedom. Why should we condemn the one who gave us liberty?
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When we consider the weight of evidence, it is essential that we
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take another look at Satan, and give him the fair hearing that he deserves.
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One last thing- remember the opening thoughts concerning justice. They
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were spoken by Christ himself.
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`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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Distorted Digital Erection February 1994 Text File #5
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