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Text File #3 :::. Amphetamine Gobbler
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ :: :igital ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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13 February 1994 :::' Mongoloid Telecom
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Greetings to all of our LOVELY friends in modem-world! What a swell
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one we have here... ohhhhh boy. We have been goin' CRAZY... goin'
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NUTS because ... it's Friiiiiiday! Friday! Aazah! Ok, the first
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person to identify that will receive many massages from me..
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Oh, Christ. So, I guess its ramblin' time...
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But FIRST! I wanted to say "Yo, whassup" to dat white-boy but still
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a boy - no, DA boy!- Spirit of Entropy... what wonderful reviews his
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Modem Wrestling Federation file had on the masses... the masses of
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molasses... and also a hi-ho to Milton Berle... who didn't like my
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t-file as much as SOE's but still felt bad... so enjoy the name
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drop, sugar... its the only one you gonna get! ... er sumthin.
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Ok, now that this is out of the way I wanted you to all to just enjoy
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something... this is just for your pure delight:
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ÜÜÛÛÛÛÜÜ ÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÜÜÛÜÜßßÜÛÛÛÛܲ²²±±²±ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÜÜÜÛÜÜÛÛßÛÛÛÛßÜÛÛÛÛ²²²²±²±ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÜÜÜÛÜÜÜÛÛßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛÛÛÛ±²²²±²±ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÜÜÜÛÜÜßßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ±²²²²±²±ÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛÛÛ±²²²²±²±ÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÞÛÛÛ±²²²±±±ÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ±²²²±±±Û²²²²
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ÛÛÛÛßßßßßßßßßßßß ÜÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ±±±±±±°±±±±±±±
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Ûßßß ÜßÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²²±±±±±±°±±°°°°°°
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ÜÜÛß ÞÛÝ ÝÛ²²²±²²²²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²²²²²²²²±±±°±°°°°°±±°°°°°°°°
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ÜÛÛßß ß ß ßÛ°°±±±±²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²±±±±±±±±°°°°°°°°°±±°°°°°°°°°
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ÞÛß ßß°°°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±±°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±ßßßßßßßßßßß
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ß ßßßß°°°°°°°°°°°°°ßßßßß ßßß
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Isn't that just a MONSTER? Damn!
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Ok, let's move to the point of this little eensy-beeny text file.
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This is going to be a short one. That's all there is to it.
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I was swirling about the arch-nemesis, shall we say, of our entire
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way of life - Canton Connection - when I noticed something so silly.
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But before I get to that, can I just say: "Of course?" That's what
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I thought when I read THIS on the famed Wall:
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Will the Girls be table dancing on the tables at the picnic?
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I think the Tcc Girls are a wild group of modem users:)
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Geez... what a picnic THAT'LL be!
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Anyway, I was looking at something on TCC and thought: Jesus, man,
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that's propaganda!
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Check it out:
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Date: Thursday, February 3, 1994 12:01pm /Hello
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From: Chaos Msg#: 136484
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To: ** ALL **
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Re: Some Stats for TCC (1 reply)
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Here are some ineteresting statistics that I have gathered about our
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system, and how many calls and downloads it has per day.
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CANTON CONNECTION BBS
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Average calls per day: 162
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Average Downloads per day: 74
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Average Meg's Downloaded per day: 22 MEGS
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Messages per day (Local and Net): 549
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These figures are spectacular! Thanks to all the people who make TCC a
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part of thier life, our average calls per day is at 162! If everyone
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just spent 1/2 of an hour online, that would be 81 hours of use packed
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into just 24 hours!
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Just look at it like "We pack over 3 DAYS worth of use, into one day!"
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Another nice number is our 74 DOWNLOADS per day. Some times, I have
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seen that number go as high as 160, from our CD's alone! When we
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figured the number of MEGABYTES we transfer each day, it came to 22
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MEGS.
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Just look at it like "We fill a whole 20 MEG HARD DRIVE each day!"
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Messages per day is a really high number. This is due to the amount of
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mail/messages that we get from out MailLink areas. When you combine the
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private email with our local forum messages, that adds up to alot of
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mail!
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Ohh and BTW, we also handle over 170 TELEGRAMS per day! :)
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Chaos
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(R)eply, (E)mail reply, follow (T)hread, (P)revious or (N)ext message?
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Ok, now by reading that, you would assume that TCC has over 500
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local messages a day - which would be roughly 5 times that of
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the Necropolis. Now, a prudent user would stop and think, "Geez,
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I only read about 5 messages a week on here from the local subs.
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They must be getting around 544 MailLink messages." BUT! Note
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that Chaos did NOT separate local from echo in the stats. And
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why is that? Well, let's just find out. Taking a peak into the
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MailLink logfiles, we can discover that:
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02/05/94 05:45:10 MAILLINK ACTIVE
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Version 2, Revision 6
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02/05/94 07:34:18 MAILLINK DIALING
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Dialing on Line (hex) 08
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02/05/94 07:35:22 MAILLINK CONNECTION @ 38400
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Our system connects to (UPD)
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02/05/94 07:40:46 MAILLINK PACKET RECEIVED
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496101 bytes in 258 seconds, 1922 avg. CPS
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02/05/94 07:40:54 MAILLINK PACKET FOUND
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Packet from (UPD) inprocess, 496101 bytes
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02/05/94 07:41:02 MAILLINK PACKET BUILT
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Sending to (UPD), 7 msgs, 6106 bytes
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02/05/94 07:41:14 MAILLINK PACKET SENT
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Sent to (UPD) a 6106 byte packet
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02/05/94 07:41:16 MAILLINK CONNECTION ENDS
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Connection ended normally for (UPD), 345 seconds total
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02/05/94 09:09:56 MAILLINK PACKET ENDS
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554 msgs processed in packet
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02/05/94 19:13:10 MAILLINK ACTIVE
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Version 2, Revision 6
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02/06/94 00:27:06 MAILLINK DIALING
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Dialing on Line (hex) 07
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02/06/94 00:28:56 MAILLINK TIMEOUT
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ML: 6 A:0 B:0 C:0
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02/06/94 00:30:20 MAILLINK DIALING
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Dialing on Line (hex) 08
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02/06/94 00:31:24 MAILLINK CONNECTION @ 38400
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Our system connects to (UPD)
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02/06/94 00:33:06 MAILLINK PACKET RECEIVED
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172504 bytes in 69 seconds, 2500 avg. CPS
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02/06/94 00:33:22 MAILLINK PACKET BUILT
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Sending to (UPD), 6 msgs, 6423 bytes
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02/06/94 00:33:24 MAILLINK PACKET FOUND
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Packet from (UPD) inprocess, 172504 bytes
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02/06/94 00:33:38 MAILLINK PACKET SENT
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Sent to (UPD) a 6423 byte packet
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02/06/94 00:33:38 MAILLINK CONNECTION ENDS
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Connection ended normally for (UPD), 129 seconds total
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02/06/94 00:59:42 MAILLINK PACKET ENDS
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164 msgs processed in packet
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Now, look closely. There were 164 messages in the latest packet.
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PLUS... the 554 that is also listed up there. Now, I'm no math
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wizard, but that's a lot more than the 549 that Chaos quoted!
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So, we can deduce that TCC has a NEGATIVE amount of local messages
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a day, on the average.
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Do you SEE what it has come to? Oh God- I beg for the days of
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honesty... and truth... and justice... free love... cheap bud..
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Then I thought: well, geez. Sorc posts whenever there is a NEW
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record in posts ... isn't that propaganda? Maybe. But when Sorc
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does it, it is with a more pride issue .... rather than a
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subversive form of convincing people that tons of local messages
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are posted a day!
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BUT! One lone vigilante ... who we all know and love but not by
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this handle ... stood up amount the herds of common cattle and
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spoke the voice of truth:
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A user known as Falstaff asked: "How many LOCAL messages, though?"
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Just look at the double-talk answer he gets! E-mail, MailLink,
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local, ahh... huh?
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Date: Sunday, February 6, 1994 8:40am /Hello
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From: Chaos Msg#: 138229
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To: Falstaff
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Re: Some Stats for TCC
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(Reply to #137416, Reply to #136484)
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FA>Subj: Activity
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FA> Just our of curiosity, how many messages a day (average) does this
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FA>BBS create locally? Just wondering.
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I assume you mean how many our OUR LOCAL users write messages. Well,
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that would be easy to figure. Its close to 120 message created
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locally. EMAIL takes a good part of that, plus the local foums have
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about 10 or 15 a day if you read them all. So , yes, I would say that
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115 - 120 message per day WRITTEN on Tcc (not inclunding Newtwork).
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Chaos :)
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(R)eply, (E)mail reply, follow (T)hread, (P)revious or (N)ext message?
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Oh, so there are 10 - 15 messages posted on ALL the local forums..
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BUT BUT BUT 120 messages a DAY WRITTEN ON TCC! WOW! 120!
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Whatever. I think we all can see through this idiocy.
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Thank you, boys... and have a good one.
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PROLOGUE
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This file was written from 4:30am to 4:45am after a night of
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homosexuality, bisexuality, occultism, black hairdressers and
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raving dwarves with lead pipes. You can imagine how hard it
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was.
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HEY!- Don't give up yet! Coming soon: More TCC exposes! More
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fun! And PLUS .... the story of Bill, the lovable guy that is
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just bubbling with excitement and intrigue!
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Remember - submissions are accepted. Send 'em in. Stand up and
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say: "Hey... I'm better than everyone else. I write for DDE."
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`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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Distorted Digital Erection February 1994 Text File #3
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DDE is fully supported on the Necropolis BBS
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216.966.8970 - subterranean telecom - All TEXT!
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vaginal yeast infections are worse, much worse..
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Submissions are accepted. Send your t-file submission to Sorc, on
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the Necropolis. If using a new account, (I)nclude the file with
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the New User Application.
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CHECK for MORE Distorted Digital Erection in the NEAR future!
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TCC in CHECK! ... and assorted tales of erect rodentia!...
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`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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-eof-
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