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Part 1. Accepting the T-file as your personal saviour
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In the world of aestheticism, where does the now-legendary text file
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fit into place? We've seen the best of the best. We've seen the cDc
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releases and we know what Phrack is up to. The world of corporate
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text-file. But first, back to the point at hand. The text file, as
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a work of art, holds the same as the bulletin board as a work of
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art. Any t-file or bulletin board not taken at an artistic level
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is going to be nothing. Zilch. Fucking zero. Now, the text file,
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on the other hand, is essential. It is beautiful. And as my friend
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- Doctor Murdock - says:
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Textfiles don't require a joystick.
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Oh yes. That is where we're at. Now, onto this conglomerate text
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file circuit going on. It must be broken. Just as SST and Matador
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pine away at the foundations of a Geffen America, so much WE
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press against the foundations of a cDc America... is it not that
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the infamous bovine cult is the ONLY national text file group?
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It must be so. Indeed it is so.
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And yet, how can criticism of 216 [and now 330] losers be of any
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interest to Lord Britain, calling from London? Nada and zilch again
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must be said although nada was never said it was implied in such a way.
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A headache approaches.
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I think its time we march on! A global conquest is in order!
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Where is Shawn-da-lay-Boy? Where is what is what it is? Where
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is Distorted Digital Erection? Or Distorted Digital Reaction?
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What is the answer? Can a national t-file group be made? A
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combination of SDLB and DDE? A unity? A confederation even?
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Perhance and persnickity, as I always say. We must first
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develop an oh-so-zen-like superconsciousness ... to communicate
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long distance for free.
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Look:
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He takes yet another immense drag from the mask, his head shaking vigorously
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as the incoming nitrous takes effect. You almost swear you see the sides of
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the tank collapse inward for a moment. He quickly turns to you, with the
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expression of a completely deranged madman, and shouts at the top of his
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lungs,
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"SHOW ME HER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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At the same instant he floorboards the gas pedal and launches out of sight
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with the sounds of his fading scream and screeching tires. His liscense plate
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reads: `ALUCARD'
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Can even _you_ defy the power of ShawnDLB? It cannot be done! Feel
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all the wonderful intensity!
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2. Accepting the fact that I'm going to pass out
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My stomach is all a-flutter and I want another cigarette out of that
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new pack of Camels and ohhhh god i feel sick and i want to lie down
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if i dont pass out first but oh the ramones are coming.
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we'll talk more later. ok?
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ok.
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"Because its an expression of my creativity and intelligence... and
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its better than chat sex!" - Spirit of Entropy
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"Northern born, but southern-hearted"
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- Sorc / Amphetamine Gobbler / Gott
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