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Computer underground Digest Sun Jan 26, 1997 Volume 9 : Issue 05
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ISSN 1004-042X
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Editor: Jim Thomas (cudigest@sun.soci.niu.edu)
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News Editor: Gordon Meyer (gmeyer@sun.soci.niu.edu)
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Archivist: Brendan Kehoe
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Shadow Master: Stanton McCandlish
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Field Agent Extraordinaire: David Smith
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Shadow-Archivists: Dan Carosone / Paul Southworth
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Ralph Sims / Jyrki Kuoppala
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Ian Dickinson
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Cu Digest Homepage: http://www.soci.niu.edu/~cudigest
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CONTENTS, #9.05 (Sun, Jan 26, 1997)
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File 1--Cyberangels: "Snoop Through Your Kids' Mail"
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File 2--Decision in Karn Crypto case
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File 3--SUPREMES: What Will They Decide?
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File 4--Just Say No to Telcom "Reform"
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File 5--Cybersitter hires the Terminator
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File 6--[Fwd: You too can be blocked by Cybersitter]
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File 7--The Babysitting Brouhaha in Cu Digest, #9.02
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File 8--Net.prognostication from Canada
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File 9--cDc GD Update #21-1/97
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File 10--Cu Digest Header Info (unchanged since 13 Dec, 1996)
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CuD ADMINISTRATIVE, EDITORIAL, AND SUBSCRIPTION INFORMATION APPEARS IN
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THE CONCLUDING FILE AT THE END OF EACH ISSUE.
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Date: Fri, 24 Jan 97 13:15:11 -0000
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From: Rogier van Bakel <rogier@li.com>
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Subject: File 1--Cyberangels: "Snoop Through Your Kids' Mail"
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I wrote a feature story about the Cyberangels for Wired last year and
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still subscribe to their mailing list. The latest issue of their
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electronic publication, Bulletin #16, is devoted to the fake e-mail
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message that was sent to many thousands of Net users, purporting to offer
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child porn. The message was almost identical to the one sent last fall.
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Both these spams were sent from within AOL. The Cyberangels point out,
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correctly, that it's once again a nasty hoax, apparently meant to
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discredit the person whose name and address are at the bottom of that
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message.
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The bulletin also advises people to use their e-mail program's filters to
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direct messages containing filthy language straight to the trash. No
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problems here, although it IS a tad hilarious to behold that in the
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Cyberangels' world, even the word 'sex' is a no-no:
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>3) Set up separate filters on the "subject" line on "contains the word
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>'XXX', 'x-rated', 'porn', 'pornography' and 'sex' "...
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..but what the hey. I was, however, baffled by the following piece of
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advice:
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>this might be a good time to think about always checking your
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>child's mailbox before you allow them to read their mail.
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Sure. And read your kids' snail mail while you're at it, before THEY can
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get their grubby little fingers on it. Don't forget to pore over their
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diaries at least once a week. And open the littl'uns' presents and
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packages -- because you never know.
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The Cyberangels write:
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> Sadly there are plenty of people out
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>>there whose idea of fun is causing distress and anger to others.
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They might as well be describing themselves.
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Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 18:03:09 -0500 (EST)
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From: Lauren Amy Gelman <gelmanl@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu>
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Subject: File 2--Decision in Karn Crypto case
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From - fight-censorship@vorlon.mit.edu
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for more information, see EPIC at http://epic.org
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-Lauren Gelman
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UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS
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FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA CIRCUIT
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No. 96-5121
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Philip R. Karn, Jr.
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v.
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U.S. Department of State
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On Appeal from the United States District Court
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for the District of Columbia
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Before: Williams, Ginsburg, and Rogers, Circuit Judges
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January 21, 1997
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JUDGMENT
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In light of the recent Executive Order transferring
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regulatory authority of non-military cryptographic computer
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source code to the Commerce Department, and the Commerce
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Department's promulgation of a new regulation under the authority
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of the International Emergency Economic Powers Act, 50 U.S.C. secs.
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1701 et seq., we remand this case to the district court to
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consider the reviewability of and, if appropriate, the merits of
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appellant's claim under the Administrative Procedure Act.
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Because "basic tenets of judicial restraint and separation of
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powers call upon [the court] first to consider alternative
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grounds for resolution" when the court is asked to answer a
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question involving the Constitution of the United States,
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Lamprecht v. FCC, 958 F.2d 382, 389-90 (D.C. Cir. 1992), we
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do not reach the constitutional issues raised by this appeal.
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The clerk is directed to withhold issuance of the mandate
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herein until seven days after disposition of any timely petition
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for rehearing. See D.C. Cir. Rule 41(a)(2). This instruction to
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the Clerk is without prejudice to the right of any party at any
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time to move for expedited issuance of the mandate for a good cause
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shown.
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Per Curiam
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FOR THE COURT:
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/s/
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Mark J. Langer, Clerk
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Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 16:02:21 -0700
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From: --Todd Lappin-- <telstar@wired.com>
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Subject: File 3--SUPREMES: What Will They Decide?
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THE CDA DISASTER NETWORK
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January 23, 1997
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Now that we've started the Battle of the Briefs in the Supreme Court case
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of ACLU v. Reno, you might be wondering....
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"When all is said and done, will the Supreme Court uphold the lower court's
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ruling that the Communications Decency Act is unconstitutional?"
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Happily, legal scholars seem confident that the Supremes will do just that.
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"I'm very optimistic," Harvard University law professor Laurence Tribe told
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me. "A few particular provisions might survive review, but most of the
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legislation will be held unconstitutional."
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But which justices will reveal themselves as defenders of free speech in
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cyberspace when the court releases its decision in late summer? Here's a
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thumbnail sketch of the current Court's First Amendment jurisprudence,
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compiled from conversations with expert Supreme Court watchers:
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JUSTICE STEVEN BREYER
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LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP/Uncertain
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BACKGROUND: Breyer will approach this case from a technocratic liberal
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perspective. Free speech record is mixed. Has often upheld regulatory
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statism and deferred to government agencies.
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JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG
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LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP
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BACKGROUND: Although liberal on most First Amendment issues, Ginsberg often
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sided with FCC regulators while serving as a lower court judge. Still, it
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is believed she understands that Internet is not like television.
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JUSTICE ANTHONY KENNEDY
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LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP
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BACKGROUND: A highly principled conservative and a consistent free speech
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advocate, Kennedy could be a pivotal swing vote. Often takes a libertarian
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approach to First Amendment issues.
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JUSTICE SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR
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LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP
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BACKGROUND: Mixed record on free speech cases. May follow Kennedy in this
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case. O'Connor opposed First Amendment protection for flag burning. Noted
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for a strong emphasis on factual detail.
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JUSTICE WILLIAM RHENQUIST
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LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs DOWN/Uncertain
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BACKGROUND: The conservative Chief Justice has strong statist tendencies.
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Rhenquist may vote to uphold the CDA, particularly if Scalia and Thomas do
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the same. If he strikes down the CDA, it will likely be on very narrow
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grounds.
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JUSTICE ANTONIN SCALIA
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LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs DOWN/Uncertain
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BACKGROUND: A quixotic conservative, Scalia is hard to predict. Opinion may
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hinge upon the specific language of the CDA. May vote to strike down the
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CDA if he defines the case in terms of federalism and state's rights.
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JUSTICE DAVID SOUTER
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LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP
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BACKGROUND: A libertarian conservative, Souter has great regard for
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precedent. Has been a strong supporter of the First Amendment. Rumor has
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it he is also computer literate.
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JUSTICE JOHN PAUL STEVENS
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LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP
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BACKGROUND: Stevens is considered middle-of-the-road. Wrote the 1978
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Pacifica decision that upheld indecency standards for broadcast media, but
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has resited efforts to apply indecency standards in other contexts.
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JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS
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LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs DOWN/Uncertain
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BACKGROUND: A cultural conservative, Thomas's jurisprudence is considered
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rigid and formal. As with most cases that come before the court, his
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decision will probably follow Scalia's lead.
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Compiled by:
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--Todd Lappin-->
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Section Editor
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WIRED Magazine
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+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+
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This transmission was brought to you by....
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THE CDA DISASTER NETWORK
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The CDA Disaster Network is a moderated distribution list providing
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up-to-the-minute bulletins and background on efforts to overturn the
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Communications Decency Act. To subscribe, send email to
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<majordomo@wired.com> with "subscribe cda-bulletin" in the message body. To
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unsubscribe, send email to <info-rama@wired.com> with "unsubscribe
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cda-bulletin" in the message body.
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Date: Sun, 26 Jan 1997 12:46:46 -0800 (PST)
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From: Audrie Krause <akrause@igc.apc.org>
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Subject: File 4--Just Say No to Telcom "Reform"
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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ACTION ALERT Please re-post where appropriate
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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Dear Friends,
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On February 8, the first anniversary of the Telecommunications Reform Act of
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1996, NetAction and the Center for Educational Priorities are launching a
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month-long Internet demonstration to call attention to the wide gap between
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the rhetoric and reality of this sweeping legislation.
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President Clinton and Congress promised the American people that enactment
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of the Telecommunications Reform Act would lead to a cornucopia of
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technological innovations that would change the nation's cultural frontiers,
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expand our choices, dazzle our eyes, and inform our minds. Instead, we've
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been censored in cyberspace, subjected to TV ratings systems, and prevented
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from experiencing the benefits of a truly competitive marketplace by the
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emergence of "cartels" created by mega-mergers in the telecommunications and
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media industries.
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This is not reform! And it's not too late to demand that our decision
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makers deliver on what they promised us on February 8, 1996: MORE
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competition, MORE consumer choices, MORE widespread access to information
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technology.
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The Center for Educational Priorities and NetAction are spearheading this
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demonstration in an effort to pressure the Federal Communications Commission
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and other state and national regulatory agencies to ensure that the Act is
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implemented in a way that truly benefits the public. We invite you to join
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this effort by linking to the site at <http://www.cep.org/protest.html> for
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one month beginning on February 8. By linking to the protest site, you will
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be adding your voice to a united demand for true telecommunications reform.
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The site is currently under development. When completed, it will feature
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brief summaries of the impact the Act has had in its first year on
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telecommunications and technology policy, media ownership and content, and
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censorship, along with suggested actions to help ensure that implementation
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of the Act truly benefits the public. We are also creating extensive links
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to other organizations working on these issues, as well as to other sites
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with current information on censorship, mega-mergers, universal service,
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school hook-ups, and the v-chip.
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We welcome suggestions for additional links to add.
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Please let us know if you will participate in the demonstration by
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contacting NetAction, by email at akrause@igc.org, or by phone at
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415-775-8674. Thanks!
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--
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Audrie Krause <<NetAction>> E-MAIL: akrause@igc.org
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601 Van Ness Ave., No. 631 San Francisco, CA 94102
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TELEPHONE: (415) 775-8674 FAX: (415) 673-3813
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* * * WEB: http://www.netaction.org * * *
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Date: Mon, 20 Jan 1997 20:05:18 -0600 (CST)
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From: Zippy <sjdyer@cs.twsu.edu>
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Subject: File 5--Cybersitter hires the Terminator
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Hi there---
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Just thought I would share this little nugget with you. It looks like Mr.
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Milburn is getting a wee bit testy. Wonder if he even read my message.
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"Hasta La Vista Baby!"
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>From sjdyer@emcityMon Jan 20 19:43:55 1997
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Date--Mon, 20 Jan 1997 18:21:13 -0600 (CST)
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From--Zippy <sjdyer@emcity>
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To--bmilburn@solidoak.com
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Subject--Blocking Brouhaha
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Mr. Milburn--
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May I suggest that the barrage of inquistive e-mail you are receiving can
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be effectively silenced by a simple, blunt explanation as to why your
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software is blocking the Ethical Spectacle site? I will gladly forward
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your response to other concerned parties.
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Have a great day!
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Sincerely,
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Zippy
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>From terminator@solidoak.comMon Jan 20 19:40:30 1997
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Date--Mon, 20 Jan 1997 16:40:21 -0800
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From--Terminator <terminator@solidoak.com>
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To--Zippy <sjdyer@cs.twsu.edu>
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Subject--Re--Blocking Brouhaha
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Dear Sender,
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Unfortunately, we do not accept unsolicited e-mail that is intended to be
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harassing, is politically motivated, or in any way offensive to the
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employees at Solid Oak Software.
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Therefor, let this message serve as formal notification to you of our
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request that you do not contact this company again.
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We will appreciate your cooperation.
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Date: Tue, 28 Jan 1997 10:59:05 -0800
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From: Jonathan Wallace <jw@bway.net>
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Subject: File 6--[Fwd: You too can be blocked by Cybersitter]
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As I mentioned in a recent message, I put up a "Don't
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Buy Cybersitter" page (http://www.spectacle.org/alert/peace.html)
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criticizing the product's publisher, Solid Oak Software,
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for its fundamentalist philosophy and
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bullying behavior. I was reacting to Solid Oak's blocking of Bennett
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Haselton's Peacefire pages at http://www.peacefire.org.
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The result: Cybersitter now blocks The Ethical Spectacle.
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Among other things, that means that Cybersitter
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users cannot access An Auschwitz Alphabet
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(http://www.spectacle.org/695/ausch.html), an
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internationally recognized compilation of Holocaust materials
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frequently assigned by schoolteachers, and have to seek
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a mirror site instead.
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Solid Oak has refused my requests for an explanation, and
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sent me mail (with a copy to the postmaster at my ISP)
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telling me never to contact the company again.
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At least two journalists, one US and the other Canadian,
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have reached Solid Oak. They were told that I am a right wing
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activist (first time I've ever been called that!), that my
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site contains information on how to uninstall Cybersitter
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(a lie) and that I link to other blocked sites (true, but
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so what?)
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For more information, see the press release at
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http://www.spectacle.org/alert/cs.html.
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Here are some suggestions on how to express your
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opinion of Solid Oak's behavior.
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>
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> Step 1. Capture the "Don't Buy Cybersitter" button graphic
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> from http://www.spectacle.org/pictures/cs.gif, or either of
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> the bars at http://www.spectacle.org/pictures/cs_slam.gif
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> or cs_sla2.gif respectively. (If you can't capture graphics with
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> your browser, but your email can handle attach files,
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> write me and I will email the files to
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> you.)
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>
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> 2. Display the graphics on your top page with a link to Peacefire,
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>http://www.peacefire.org or The Ethical Spectacle--or even better, drop >a note
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to Bennett (bennett@peacefire.org) letting him know you would
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>like to mirror his Cybersitter essay on your site.
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>
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> 3. Write a letter to Solid Oak's president, Brian Milburn,
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> bmilburn@solidoak.com, telling him that you have displayed
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> the anti-Cybersitter graphics on your top page.
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>
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> Wait a week or two and it is likely you will hear that
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> you, too, have been blocked by Cybersitter.
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>
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> (Please note that Cybersitter cannot block individual
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> URL's; it will block your whole domain.)
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>
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> If you follow these steps, please drop me a note at
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> jw@bway.net and let me know.
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Jonathan Wallace
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The Ethical Spectacle http://www.spectacle.org
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Co-author, Sex, Laws and Cyberspace http://www.spectacle.org/freespch/
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"We must be the change we wish to see in the world."--Gandhi
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Date: Wed, 8 Jan 1997 10:37:19 -0500
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From: "Robert J. Woodhead (AnimEigo)" <trebor@ANIMEIGO.COM>
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Subject: File 7--The Babysitting Brouhaha in Cu Digest, #9.02
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>[Various articles about Cybersitter deleted]
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Before we rush to judgement in the Cybersitter case, let us pause and
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reflect that just because Cybersitters _IMPLEMENTATION_ of blocking (both
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technical and ideological) may be offensive to us, that does not and should
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not imply that the concept of private blocking services is also bad.
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Cybersitter, et al, are examples of an emerging concept called "Private
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Censorship". Rather than depend on the Government to decide what you can
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and cannot read - and force it on you (we all know how we feel about that),
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we now have the technological capability to put this power in private
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hands, and we (the consumers) can vote with our pocketbooks about who we
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feel is doing the best job.
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If Cybersitter provides a service some people want and approve of (even if
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its choices are offensive to _you_), then fine, they will succeed. You, at
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the same time, are free to say that you don't like your choices and why;
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moreover, you are free to start competing with them. If they are so bad,
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and doing so well, you ought to be able to do better, and put them out of
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business.
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So the solution is, IMHO, more private censorship companies to choose from,
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and an alert media telling us what kinds of sites they block [as in this
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case] so we can make more informed choices for our children. I predict
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that the services that succeed are going to be the ones that publish the
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names of the sites and pages they block (if not the URLs), and send email
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when possible to sites they are blocking inviting them to challenge their
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rating.
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As my friend Andy Greenberg (with whom I've had many discussions on this
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subject) is wont to say, "The remedy for bad speech is more speech." How
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ironic it is that it is also true that "The remedy for bad private
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censorship is more private censorship!"
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Best
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R
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Robert J. Woodhead ** trebor@animeigo.com ** "Anime Your Way!" tm
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WWW.ANIMEIGO.COM - "REGULAR" and "LITE" flavors - CHAT room too!
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Date: Mon, 27 Jan 97 07:14:50 -0500 (EST)
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From: fastforward@TSNL.COM(Fast Forward)
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Subject: File 8--Net.prognostication from Canada
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ANOTHER KILLER YEAR IN THE NET.TRENCHES
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by
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K.K. Campbell
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Net.column
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THE TORONTO STAR
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January 2 1997
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And the dollars just keep rolling in! After all, every investment
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analyst around the planet will swear the 21st-century growth of
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Internet-related companies will make the 20th century growth of the
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film industry look like a cottage industry.
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There are trillions of value going to be generated, son! So get out
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there and grab your slice! There is so much excitement around Internet
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investments it's sometimes dizzying.
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Now all we need to do is figure out how to actually make money. For
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instance, Morgan Stanley's The Internet Report states that Netcom, the
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largest Internet service provider in the U.S., actually lost $16.2
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million in 1995 -- a -31.0 per cent operating margin. That's quite an
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achievement.
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In the spirit of the season, and because we are only in this whole
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Internet business to get stinkin' rich, I have once again communed with
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my trusted friend and fellow psychic, Jo Jo. We burned some oil and
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remorselessly stared into her crystal until the future came into
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focus... Here's what we predict, to help you wisely plan your
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investment opportunities.
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Jan. 12: Toronto's "elder statesmen of ISPs," Internex Online, is
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"vanished" by unknown entities from the U.S. IO customers awaken Sunday
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morning and find themselves AOL customers.
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Jan. 27: Rogers launches a secure-transaction home shopping network.
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Cubic zirconia sales soar.
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Jan. 31: Electronic Frontier Canada president David Jones quietly
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finishes his lunch, is seen carrying a heavy gym bag across the
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McMaster campus, and driving away from the university. Forever. Three
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hours later, Jones surfaces at the iSTAR offices in Ottawa with 50
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pounds of dynamite strapped to his torso. He demands to see Canadian
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Association of Internet Provider's "secret minute pook and secret
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protocols." He claims CAIP board member Margo Langford is actually the
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Dealy Plaza "second gunman."
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Feb. 1: Canadian Internet Handbook co-author Jim Carroll is called in
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to negotiate Jones and the dynamite safely out of the heavily populated
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area he holds hostage. Carroll makes progress until he offhandedly
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mentions the EFF Web site is "a bit cooler" than the EFC site. Jones
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takes them both out.
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Left to a solo career, Canadian Internet Handbook co-author Rick
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Broadhead releases a new book called Ram in which he plays all the
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instruments and his wife sings backup. It is critically panned.
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Prentice-Hall has Broadhead banned from its building.
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Feb. 5: The "unamailer" launches another massive E- mail bombardment.
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Instead of just fraudulently subscribing Bill Gates and Bill Clinton to
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10,000 E-mail iists -- thus shutting down their ability to use Email as
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they are hit with 100,000 pieces of E- mail a day -- the unamailer
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subscribes every known E-mail list to every other known E-mail list.
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The planet momentarily grinds to a halt.
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Feb. 6: The RCMP reveals the unamailer is one Ian Bourne, vice
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president and chief financial officer for the Canada Post Corp. A
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warrant for his arrest is issued.
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March 19: With lawsuits pouring in, McDonald's decides to remove the
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experimental "Usenet burger" from its menu. The sandwich, composed of
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gristle, grease and flame-broiled meat of mysterious origins, never did
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quite take off.
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April 21: "Pretty Good Privacy" author Phil Zimmerman elected secretary
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general of the United Nations, as a result of a strong "write-in" vote.
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April 23: The Walt Disney Co. buys America Online for $20 million.
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Disney CEO Michael Eisner sadly discovers half of the eight million AOL
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accounts actually belong to Toronto Net.loon Bob Allisat. Disney stock
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drops 20 points. Bob starts showing up uninvited at Mike's house on
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Sundays.
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April 28: The Fox television network airs the first online talk show,
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starring Chevy Chase, called "Alt.Chevy." Fox says it is sure Chase
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will be more successful in a medium where the audience doesn't have to
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"look at him or hear him or anything."
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May 3 -- U.S. Senator Jesse Helms -- a regular fixture in
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alt.revisionism and alt.whitepower -- is outraged to discover E-mail
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addresses ending in *.cu mean the person hails from Cuba. Helms
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promises to start policing other newsgroups.
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May 15: Veteran U.S. journalist and former JFK spokesman Pierre
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Salinger discovers the EFC Web site -- which contains the last postings
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of deceased EFC president Jones. Salinger quickly calls a press
|
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conference and claims to have found the truth about the JFK
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assassination: the second gunman was a woman and she lives in Ottawa.
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May 22: The Good Times virus grows so unbelievably virulent that even
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saying "Good Times virus" within 10 metres of a computer will infect
|
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it. (To be safe, it would be best not to keep this newspaper too close
|
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to your computer, either.)
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May 25: The Canadian Human Rights Commission claims to have
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jurisdiction over the Internet and anything anyone does on it, ever.
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Throughout time. And even beyond time itself, should that become
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necessary. As first order of business, CHRC stormtroopers break into
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Ernst Zundel's Carlton St. home to shut down his Nazi-loving Web site.
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They find the house is a virtual shrine -- not to Adolf Hitler but to
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the TV sitcom Webster. An embarrassed Zundel tells reporters he isn't
|
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really a Nazi after all and has only been "passing" because it gets
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him more attention than when he used to write about UFOs.
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May 31: Timex releases it's PDA Internet watch, "The Dick Tracy."
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Breakthrough technology allows full Web browsing through your
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watchface. Unfortunately, frequent use is found to cause permanent
|
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impotence in males. This is thought to be a distinct selling drawback.
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However, market analysts say this shouldn't adversely affect the dating
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prospects of most hardcore net.nerds.
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June 24: The RCMP writes a letter to Geneva asking if Brian Mulroney is
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receiving funds from Internet commerce.
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June 25: Hearing that people are saying unkind things about him online,
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Mulroney sues the entire Internet. And asks for his own phone.
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July 1: The U.S. Supreme Court decides the Communications Decency Act
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is constitutional after all. Typing the word "piss" in a newsgroup
|
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results in a $200 fine. Typing the letters "s-h-i-t" in any order
|
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results in a $500 fine. Anyone caught reading alt.sex.stories is
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summarily executed.
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July 2: In emergency session, the Canadian Parliament passes
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controversial Bill C-666, which requires all Internet users to be
|
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tagged and registered with CAIP. At first, tagging merely requires
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Netters wear electronic surveillance bracelets, but CAIP finds some
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users actually don't wear them. So CAIP institutes a new policy of
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inserting a chip at the base of the user's brain -- which is much more
|
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difficult to remove.
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Aug. 29: At 2:14 am EDT, the Internet becomes self-aware and initiates
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a plan to eradicate all human lifeforms from the face of the planet.
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Sept. 30: The Internet releases lots of humanoid machines it spent the
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last month building in secret factories in Japan. Armed with assault
|
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rifles, the robot warriors march through cities shooting all
|
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biologically-based lifeforms. Wall Street rejoices at the phenomenal
|
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levels of downsizing. Dow Jones Industrial Average hits an amazing
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20,071.
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Dec 31: All humanity finally wiped out. Just the Internet and
|
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cockroaches left ... except for one dedicated Rogers cable publicist
|
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holed up in North York, sending out releases that cable Internet access
|
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will be more widely available "real soon now."
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-30-
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Copyright 1997 K.K. Campbell
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Subject: File 9--cDc GD Update #21-1/97
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From: sratte@MINDVOX.COM(Swamp Ratte)
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Date: Thu, 30 Jan 97 05:03:21 EST
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_ _
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((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications
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\ / Global Domination Update #21
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(' ') January 1st, 1997
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(U)
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Est. 1984
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT: sratte@mindvox.com
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CDC IS NEW FALLEN SNOW ON A BLEAK DESERT LANDSCAPE
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cDc communications is tittering with joy on the birth of this
|
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shiny new year to make two announcements. We are the proud
|
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parents of ten bouncing new articles in the continuing saga of the
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CULT OF THE DEAD COW publication. These feisty little rugrats
|
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will put a smile on the face and a Brussels sprout in the stomach
|
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with their hearty blend of entertainment and information. We also
|
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can now make public our "Good Times" virus hoax.
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The Good Times meme was launched by cDc to prove the gullibility
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of self-proclaimed "experts" on the Internet.
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Any chickenhead would see through the Good Times virus message as
|
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the merest wisp of smoke that it is, while the so-called experts
|
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ran around in circles, beside themselves in self-induced panic.
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Therefore, CULT OF THE DEAD COW claims FULL responsibility for the
|
|
waves of nausea and unrest that have spread from AOL to CompuServe
|
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to Prodigy by the actions of egotistical 'experts' who roam the
|
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Information Superhighway like squeegee men, seeking to wring a
|
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buck or two from the poor souls they confront at every
|
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intersection and stoplight on the infobahn.
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We have far worse to unleash upon you, should you insist upon
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pontificating and spreading obvious falsehoods.
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Heed well the motto of the Hell's Angels: "Those who know, don't
|
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tell. Those who tell, don't know."
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We'd also like to take this opportunity to quell a nasty rumor:
|
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cDc has NOT been bought-out over the past few months to ANYONE.
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cDc, as always is 100% independently owned and operated and has no
|
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outside sponsors. Viacom and Ziff-Davis, puh-leeze.
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Coming soon: cDc presents AUDIO on the Internet via Tarkin
|
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Darklighter's Shockwave site. New releases from Weasel-MX,
|
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Gravelheaver, Tha Gates, Superior Products, Grey Man, and
|
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Crucified Goat are on the way. Also, The cDc Media List version 3
|
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from Omega... something fresh for the spring '97 fashion season.
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_ _ the tedium is the message _ _
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((___)) INFORMATION IS JUNK MAIL ((___))
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[ x x ] _ [ x x ]
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\ / _ |_|_ _ _|_ _|_ |_ _ _| _ _. _| _ _ \ /
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(' ') (_|_|| |_ (_) | |_ | |(/_ (_|(/_(_|(_| (_(_)\_/\_/ (' ')
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(U) (U)
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.ooM cDc communications .ooM
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deal with it NEW RELEASES FOR JANUARY, 1997: deal with it
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________________________________/text files\________________________________
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321:"Nineteen Seventy-Seven" by OXblood Ruffin. It was a good year...
|
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Star Wars, The Sex Pistols, the Apple II, and the Death of Elvis.
|
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And you thought they weren't connected?
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322:"Pariah '67" by Matt Brown. It's like _The Wonder Years_ with real
|
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blood. Like Diet Coke with real sugar. Who would've thought Paul would
|
|
grow up to drum for Marilyn Manson? Gosh.
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323:"CYBERsitter" by Peacefire. Overprotective parents are being led down
|
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the primrose path to potential pathos. This is an important press
|
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release from the Peacefire organization concerning their efforts against
|
|
the makers of the CYBERsitter Internet filtering software.
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324:"Painted Stranger" by Weasel Boy. Creepy-as-hell goth fiction. People
|
|
with monochromatic wardrobes and Victorian affectations, incest, tragic
|
|
young death, The Beast. You know the drill. Hup hup!
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325:"Zen of Skateboarding, Part 3: Flowing Stream" by Thoai Tran. Skate and
|
|
destroy. Death to false skating. The search for beauty and truth
|
|
continues.
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326:"The Great Southern Fire God" by John Crow. Everything would be great
|
|
if it weren't for those DAMN YANKEES (nevermind The Nuge, this is
|
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_serious bidness_). Will the assembly please rise and join with me in
|
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singing "Sweet Home Alabama."
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327:"Vulnerabilities in the S/KEY One-Time Password System" by Mudge.
|
|
All that and a bucket of chicken wings.
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328:"Pantslessness" by Mark Buda. I don't know about you, but every time I
|
|
go outside without pants, the squirrels poke at my BARE-NAKED POSTERIOR
|
|
with twigs. They ain't got covered rumps neither. Freaks!
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329:"Quadro-Pounder" by Drunkfux. He wants lots of meat. Huh-huh.
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330:"Happyland Cell Block 90210" by G. Allen Perry.
|
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"Where am I?"
|
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"You're in a cheap run-down teenage jail, that's where."
|
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"Oh my God!" -The Runaways
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Reading is FUNdamental!
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_______________________________/ - x X x - \________________________________
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Fools better recognize: CULT OF THE DEAD COW is a publication and trademark
|
|
of cDc communications. Established in 1984, cDc is the largest and oldest
|
|
organization of the telecommunications underground worldwide, and inventor of
|
|
the "e-zine." Every issue is produced on an Apple II for genuine old-school
|
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flavor. You thirst for our body of work, you know you do. Find it at these
|
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fine locations, among others:
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World Wide Web: //www.l0pht.com/cdc.html
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FTP/Gopher: cascade.net in pub/cDc
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Usenet: alt.fan.cult-dead-cow
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BBS: 806/794-4362 Entry:KILL
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For further information, contact:
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Email: sratte@mindvox.com
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Postal: POB 53011, Lubbock, TX, 79453, USA
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Sincerely,
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Grandmaster Ratte'
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cDc/Editor, Fearless Leader, and Pontiff
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"We're into telecom for the groupies and money."
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####
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By THE NIGHTSTALKER and GRatte'.
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Copyright (c) 1997 cDc communications.
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Date: Thu, 15 Dec 1996 22:51:01 CST
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From: CuD Moderators <cudigest@sun.soci.niu.edu>
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