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Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü
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BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý
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File ÝßÜ Ý Ý ÝßÝÜÝ Written Oct. 1st, 1992
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#034 Ý Ýig Ýong Üßß Ýnd Ý Ýairy
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ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ
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Presents
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Ú ÄÄ ¿
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"The Original Nazi"
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³ by ³
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Guido Sanchez
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À ÄÄ Ù
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Well, colombus day is coming up.. yes, I typed it in lower case for a reason.
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It's not the influence of my new lover, sara gordon. To defy the common need
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to capitalize upon colombus. Celebrations are soon to be underway in my home
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town, and the glorious fable will be told of chris colombus, mapmaker turned
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adventurer and explorer. Of course little johnny and dottie won't learn of the
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genocide of the native peoples living there, of the countless deaths due to
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that disease that makes kids stay home on halloween, chicken pox, and the
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manner in which colombus's men happened to contract syphillis to bring back
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and spread about europe with glee. No, they won't learn of the deaths incited
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by greed for land, gold, and fame. They'll be out in the streets, viewing a
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parade in some cases, unknowingly celebrating the rape of the world and it's
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people.
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So how will I be celebrating colombus day? I intend to gather about friends,
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maybe ten or so, and spend the day roaming about the neighborhood, invading
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other people's backyards and claiming them for ourself. Join me, won't you?
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Claim them for yourself or for BLaH. Then, rape the denizens of the house and
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give them some weird disease. You'll receive the fame and glory of being on
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the BLaH Wall of Wannabes. Extra bonus points to those who live in towns that
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are mostly submerged and can actually sail boats that they can mimic by tearing
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off the bottom of a dorito chip.
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So many of the commonly celebrated holidays are like this. Veterans Day. Let's
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celebrate by invading another country in the name of a false ideal like
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democracy, get hit by our own chemical weapons, and spend our final days under-
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going chemotherapy treatment and keeping alert for that commercial for people
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in our age ranges and military positions only.
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Let's celebrate the day of our birth. Let's celebrate managing to stay alive
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in this ever-contradicting ever-backstabbing world. Let's celebrate having to
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live one less year. Let's celebrate you, me, our bodies, our minds, and our
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chicken and stove top stuffing. Let's celebrate what we are, not what was. Put
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the past behind you and laugh at it over your shoulder. Ridicule the present,
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and make humorous assumptions for the future. Celebrate humor, regardless of
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how pathetic the attempt, and being BLaH.
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Gweed the Conqueror
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{---End Of File.. Safe-T-NutZ says "4140 bytes total"------------------------}
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Happy birthday tooo you.. happy birthday tooo you.. happy birthday dear
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whoever has a birthday whenever you're reading this file and why aren't
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you out with friends and family and food folks and fun and speaking of
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which why don't you go out and get a job at mcdonald's like that nice Caton
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boy? you're good for nothing, that's all, you lazy bum, when will you ever
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move out of here and get the hell out of our lives for another 25 years when
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we're ready to be put into a rest home and you'll serve all of the years
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of stored cold hatred to us in the form of a bottle of Clorox?... Happy
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Birthday.... toooooooooooooooooo you.
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BLaH <sigh>ts
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708-251-5094 @ Nun-Beaters Anonymous - BLaH WHQ @ [IL]
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708-965-8965 @ Carbon Nation @ [IL]
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305-927-3028 @ The Insane Asylum @ [FL]
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419-475-3089 @ The Realm Of Death @ [OH]
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819-778-0454 @ Brain Damage @ [QC]
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Shoe. Megaphone. Grundies. Wankel Rotary Engine.
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{---Nightline with Ms. Kerboppel <from 'simpsons' fame>---------------------}
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