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Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü
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BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý
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File ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Written August 2nd, 1992
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#004 Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy
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ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ
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Presents
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Ú ÄÄ ¿
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"Why Murder Really IS Fun..."
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³ by ³
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Chessman
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À ÄÄ Ù
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Wacky Fun For the Whole Family!
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Well, this is my first BLaH file and I figured what better way to
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start than give out a little of my own information. I'm not a hacker,
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phreaker, carder, or anarchist (in the real sense of the word). I don't
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know Pascal and Assembler, I have limited knowledge of virii, and I can't
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tell you the first thing about cracking. Now, I know you're thinking
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what a lamer... let's delete this file, and go get some 2 hour WaReZ so
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everyone will think we're so k-rad and give us lots and lots of file
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points so we can download some more k-rad WaReZ every 15 minutes. Or
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maybe you're thinking well, if he isn't a ZanY anarchist, and
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unfortunately almost everyone reading this is not, what does he bring to
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the modemming world? Well, as far as I know, I bring the most complete
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knowledge of mass murder that I've seen and a plain WaCkY sense of humor...
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Yes, that's right kiddies you don't have to be a groovy anarchist or
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k-rad cracker to write something. All you need to do is know something
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and know it well. Shocking, isn't it?
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Let the fun begin:
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What is attractive about murder? Well, what isn't? You've got the
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beauty of the twisted mind coupled with sheer terror and the erotic beauty
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of blood and violence. At this point you haven't even taken into account
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the fiendish motive of the killer or the question of, "who done it." For
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example take the fantastic case of William Herbert Wallace... To sum up:
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"Willie had a mistress
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Willie had a wife
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He only wanted one of them so,
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Willie took a life."
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-"Murder Can Be Fun" Issue 12
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Willie's wife ended up dead, her head beaten in with a poker from the
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fireplace, but Willie had a decently established, but poorly executed alibi.
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The real beauty is that all the evidence the prosecution used against him,
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the defense used. There was no way around it... everything that could
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possibly be held against him, could also be used to set him free. What
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isn't great about that? The deed is done and there is no way to bring
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Willie's deserving of pain wife back so why not relish in the splendor of the
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crime itself? Imagine finding the wife of a mild-mannered, chess playing
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insurance agent naked in her living room with her head beaten in and her
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husband's burned mackintosh stuffed under her body... Imagine the devilish
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rumors that must have travelled through the town. After all, what brings
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people together better than a good murder? Was Willie innocent or guilty?
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I leave it up to those that truly seek that knowledge.
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So that is what I bring to BLaH... A fresh new face in a world of
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lamers and dreamers. Hopefully I be able to release a little fiction
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occasionally, so I'll start with a little taste of my world of violence:
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The Butcher celebrated within the saturnalia of blood. He danced upon the
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brains of the long dead children, and wrigled in the insides of the older
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ones who had not been so lucky. They hung upside down, completely gutted,
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hanging onto their last breath, and weeping at the sight of the dead. He
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had no remorse though. Long ago that had been erased from his mind by the
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evil women in his life. How glad he was that he had killed his grandmother
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and slaughtered sisters. They only held him back from his true goal of
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ultimate destruction and utter chaos in a world that he would reign over...
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Don't get the wrong impression, I have no desire to kill anyone. I
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write as a release and am working towards my goal of mastery of the criminal
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mind. Sometimes, the pressure gets to me and I feel the animal inside me
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clawing its way out, but I fight it, and I believe I'm able to control
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it (for now). But when that animal has to shit, imagine what it's like
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cleaning it up. I also get a little nervous when it gets gas...
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Long Live Caryl Chessman
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{---End of File... Safe-T-Nutz v0.90á says "5259 Bytes Total"-----------}
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BLaH is..
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Chessman <Writer and Murder Enthusiast>
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Guido Sanchez <Programmer, Writer, and just plain WaCkY guy>
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"Whenever I hear the name Guido Sanchez,
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I have to laugh,
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because who is that guy?"
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-Chessman
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BLaH <Sigh>ts:
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Nun-Beaters Anonymous | (708) 251-5094 | 110/16.8k
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Hell Bound | (708) 965-8965 | 2400/14.4k
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"If it says BLaH, it probably isn't...."
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