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25 lines
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Ah, you're a brave soul; or a cocky hacker perhaps.
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Maybe you're more curious by nature than a twice-dead cat.
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Any way, you came to the right place. This cute little t-phile is
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a hacker FAQ that will help you implement what you've learned all
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around ATI land. And so functional.
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Here we go.
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1) Always use ctrl-alt-del in a windows environment.
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2) Never strike the backspace key while holding down TAB.
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3) Always title textfiles in ALL-CAPS.
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4) Never take a urine test without drinking much olive oil before hand.
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5) Sometimes use yellow sticky notes to torment your boss.
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6) Don't ever use yellow sticky notes (referred to as YSN's from here
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on in) to blow your nose.
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7) Never french kiss on the first job interview.
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8) Hardly ever wear Nikes.
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9) Often ask questions.
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0) Always question authority.
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And don't forget to buy
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Croatia, Iraq, and El Nino Savings Bonds.
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