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ATI 324. Week ending June something again. Begun: 0206280813
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> From The Executive Editor.
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Another meme repeat:
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French Onion Coup.
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CD concept:
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Make each of 4 rekkids a quarter of a painting.
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So after you guy the 4th album it completes the
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picture.
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DID ANCIENT EGYPT HAVE A CNN???
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When journalism, polemics and traditional "rule of
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law" clearly fail you; it's time to whip out the old
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metaphors. Or find some new ones. They may save your
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life.
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Ready for this one?
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I awoke to it today.
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7am. 27jun
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I awake from a dream some auto-mechanic is fixing
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my ex-wife's car tires and breaks for free because
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I caught them in an intricate lie that once exposed
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would not only take their store down, but the entire
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chain.
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They don't konw it but I'm humbly accepting their
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terms knowing full well that my ex isn't going to
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stand by without whistleblowing afterall. I'll hold
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to MY word and SHE'LL take the chain down.
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OK that was a dream. Are you ready for the profound
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metaphoric reality?
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Tibetans say we've been here numerous times before.
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Some even know the number. Some know exact events to
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come.
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The George Bush family forced the ancient Egyptian
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citizenry to build magic carpets, pyramids, food and
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electricity storage on their own labor, from their
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own pocket money and with early death of most of their
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loved ones.
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Why?
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So that the George Bush's could survive a geothermal
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full-scale nuclear war against the Mayans and the
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Anasazi.
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So that's the metaphor. There's a good chance it's
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all about to re-unfold the next 10-20 years with new
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scenery, new "players" but there's the same masonic,
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caligulaic, sadistic George Bush family at it again.
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I'll end by asking you. You don't believe in magic
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carpets??
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Then explain away why Christa McAuliffe died in a
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space shuttle.
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OK it's out of the larval stage, sure. It's almost
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fully re-implemented, but there is still time. With
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group learning we can dismantle the sucker.
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Put it away for good this time.
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What do you know?
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marco
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OK, Enjoy this zine. We got some peculiar emails
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this week. Like addressed to us AND from us, and
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it's nothing but spam. Stuff like that. But then
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a few good gems too.
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NUMBERS
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http://www.mbeaw.org
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http://www.chumba.org
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http://www.ctgreens.org
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http://www.fringefolk.com
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http://www.distantsuns.com
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http://thewalkfordemocracy.org
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http://www.democracyrising.org
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http://www.anada.net/links.html
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http://www.rivalquest.com/garofalo
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http://hometown.aol.com/rosaharris76
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http://www.narconews.com/pageten.html
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http://kumo.swcp.com/synth/janeane.html
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http://www.cherrybleeds.com/index2.html
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http://scene.textfiles.com/jasontwo.html
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http://www.notowar.com/blastfurnace.html
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http://www.neo-comintern.com/friends.html
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http://stlimc.org/freeconomy/freeconomy.cgi
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http://www.aircrash.org/burnelli/med101.htm
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/ati323.txt
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http://www.sacred-texts.com/the/sd/sd1-1-12.htm
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http://twa800.com/news/timesoflondon-8-25-96.htm
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http://www.ververtasty.com/soe/files/soe-0088.txt
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http://www.wardom.org/html/ezinearsivi/index.shtml
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http://dc.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=25005
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http://www.geocities.com/outlawmanjp/prisonstock.html
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http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=189139
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http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=188316
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http://www.indiemonkey.com/columns/stripwaxjello.html
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LETTUCE
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to ati@etext.org
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the goverment censors all signs, books, protests, etc. about
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knowlege and life to pacify the world. they are trying to make
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it a conservative planet where the only reason of living is
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to be successful.
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-anon
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<<< You have to read this out loud using
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your best Don Adams ("Get Smart") voice. >>>
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Man Tells Passer-By Cop About Dope
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CANTON, Ohio -- A man boasting to a "passer-by" while carrying
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a marijuana plant down the street ended up getting arrested by
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a plainclothes police officer.
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"Would you believe I'm walking down the street in the middle
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of the day with this pot plant," Daniel Fornash of Canton said
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as he walked down the street Thursday, according to police.
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The passer-by responded, "Would you believe I'm a cop?"
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Canton Detective Joe Mongold, who was returning from court,
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cited Fornash with misdemeanor charges of cultivation and
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possession of marijuana. Authorities said Fornash told
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police the marijuana had been growing in the front yard
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of a vacant house, where he had been nurturing it, and
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that he decided to dig it up and take it home.
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Hi,
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Each day I post a freebie link or cool site link to the list...
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well today it's called the "MYSTERY LINK"... what can it be?
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Click To Find Out!
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http://www.linkcounter.com/go.php?linkid=239318
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<a href="http://www.linkcounter.com/go.php?linkid=239318"> click here
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</a>
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P.S - It's a good one!
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[ed note: this is a little too commerce-oriented for my liking,
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but you really did get my attention on this one.]
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Hey folks,
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Well, the conference and festival in Missoula last weekend
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was a wonderful thing, but attempting to cross the damn border
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wasn't. I got turned away at the crossing northeast of Glacier
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National Park yesterday evening. The immigration guy who turned
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me away was very friendly, and we bonded around our appreciation
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of acoustic guitars and Martin Sexton and other things, but then
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someone produced a paper specifically warning the Canadian
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authorities that I was planning on going to Calgary, and I was
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turned away on the basis of having literature in my truck which
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advocated "direct action." Those were the words he focused on
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as grounds that I was up to no good. They also cited the themes
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of the titles on my CDs and my website as additional grounds,
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apparently figuring that since I'm obviously a leftist, I must
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be planning on committing illegal acts in Calgary.
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They said they'd be putting out an all-points notice not to let
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me into Canada until the G8 protests are over, and that if I were
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to try to cross the border elsewhere before the protests are over
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I'd be risking arrest and detention until the 28th.
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It seemed like they were willing to accept people who they deemed
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to be planning on "peaceful" (read "legal") protest, and they all
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kept insisting that Canada wasn't a police state, either that or
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apologizing for it being one, depending on how one read them.
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It seemed that many of the folks at this particular border-crossing
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(unlike others I've been to recently) were genuinely annoyed with
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the situation and felt stupid searching every car and interrogating
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every person who crossed the border, as they're required to do at
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the moment. But for whatever reason or combination of reasons, they
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turned me away. If they were going to let me in, the next round of
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questioning was to be carried out by a "regional intelligence agent,"
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who was on her way to the place when they decided it wasn't necessary
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for her to bother and I should just go away.
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Needless to say, I'm really bummed out not to be in Calgary. It
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occurred to me after I got turned away, though, that it could be a
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theatrical piece of propaganda for my set at the Uptown to be broadcast
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through the theater's sound system via some kind of internet connection,
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and I could play the concert live from Minneapolis (with headphones on
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so I can hear the audience in Calgary). The message, of course, that
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we shall not be silenced, even if we're denied entry into each other's
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countries. Seems like a neat idea to me, maybe it'll happen if the
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organizers in Calgary like the idea and if it can work technically.
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(Maybe while they're at it they could broadcast the whole concert on
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the web...so others who got turned away could listen...)
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Since we're talking about two days from now, I thought I'd send this
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email out to folks now rather than waiting until I know more about this
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idea happening, 'cause Rob Waite with Maine Indymedia is heading up an
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effort to get the technical aspects up and running, and last I heard
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he's still trying to find suitable contacts in the Minneapolis/St. Paul
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area.
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Tear down the wall!
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Yours for the OBU,
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David
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FACING THE MUSIC
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An Essay Sent In By Lazzaro
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Rock stars and music-industry execs once ruled the earth, but now --
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in terms of size and profit margins -- the music industry is becoming
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the book business (minus the literacy).
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BY MICHAEL WOLFF
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From the June 10, 2002 issue of New York Magazine.
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Hemingway had rock-star status (and even impersonators).
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Steinbeck was Springsteen. Salinger was Kurt Cobain. Dorothy Parker
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was Courtney Love. James Jones was David Crosby. Mailer was Eminem.
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This is to say -- and I understand how hard this is to appreciate --
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that novelists were iconic for much of the first half of the last
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century. They set the cultural agenda. They made lots of money. They
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lived large (and self-medicated). They were the generational voice.
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For a long time, anybody with any creative ambition wanted to write
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the Great American Novel.
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But starting in the fifties, and then gaining incredible force in
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the sixties, rock-and-roll performers eclipsed authors as cultural
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stars. Rock and roll took over fiction's job as the chronicler and
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romanticizer of American life (that rock and roll became much bigger
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than fiction relates, I'd argue, more to scalability and distribution
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than to relative influence), and the music business replaced the book
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business as the engine of popular culture.
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Now, though, another reversal, of similar commercial and metaphysical
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magnitude, is taking place. Not, of course, that the book business is
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becoming rock and roll, but that the music industry is becoming, in
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size and profit margins and stature, the book business.
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In other words, there'll still be big hits (Celine Dion is Stephen
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King), but even if you're fairly high up on the music-business
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ladder, most of your time, which you'd previously spent with
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megastars, will be spent with mid-list stuff. Where before you'd be
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happy only at gold and platinum levels, soon you'll be grateful if
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you have a release that sells 30,000 or 40,000 units -- that will be
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your bread and butter. You'll sweat every sale and dollar. Other
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aspects of the business will also contract -- most of the perks and
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largesse and extravagance will dry up completely. The glamor, the
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influence, the youth, the hipness, the hookers, the drugs -- gone.
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Instead, it will be a low-margin, consolidated, quaintly
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anachronistic business, catering to an aging clientele, without much
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impact on an otherwise thriving culture awash in music that only
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incidentally will come from the music industry.
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This glum (if also quite funny) fate is surely the result of
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compounded management errors -- the know-nothingness and foolishness
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and acting-out that, for instance, just recently resulted in what
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seems to be the final death of Napster.
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But it's way larger, too. Management solutions in the music business
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have, rightly, given way to a pure, no-exit kind of fatalism.
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It's all pain. It's all breakdown. Music-business people, heretofore
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among the most self-satisfied and self-absorbed people of the age,
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are suddenly interesting, informed, even ennobled, as they become
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fully engaged in the subject of their own demise. Producers,
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musicians, marketing people, agents . . . they'll talk you through
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what's happened to their business -- it's part B-school case study
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and part Pilgrim's Progress.Start with radio.
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Radio and rock and roll have had the most remarkable symbiotic
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relationship in media -- the synergy that everybody has tried to
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re-create in media conglomerates. Radio got free content; music
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labels got free promotion.
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Radio's almost effortless cash flow, and mom-and-pop organization
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(there were once 5,133 owners of U.S. radio stations), made it ripe
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for consolidation, which began in the mid-eighties and was mostly
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completed as soon as Congress removed virtually all ownership limits
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in 1996. A handful of companies now control nearly the entirety of
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U.S. radio, with Clear Channel and its more than 1,200 stations being
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the undisputed Death Star. (Clear Channel is also one of the nation's
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major live promoters, and uses its airtime leverage to force
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performers to use its concert services, as Britney Spears and others
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have charged.)Radio, heretofore ad hoc and eccentric and local, underwent
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a transformation in which it became formatted, rational, and centralized.
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Its single imperative was to keep people from moving the dial --
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seamlessness became the science of radio.
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The music business suddenly had to start producing music according to
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very stringent (if unwritten) commercial guidelines (it could have
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objected or rebelled -- but it rolled over instead; what's more, in a
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complicated middleman strategy of music brokers and independent
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promoters, labels have, in effect, been forced to pay to have their
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boring music aired). Format became law. Everything had to sound the
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way it was supposed to sound. Fungibility was king. Familiarity was
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the greatest virtue.
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Once Sheryl Crow was an established hit, the music business was
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compelled to offer up an endless number of Sheryl Crow imitators.
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Then when the Sheryl Crow imitators became a reliable radio genre,
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Sheryl Crow was compelled to imitate them. (Entertainment Weekly,
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without irony, recently praised the new Moby album for sounding like
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his last.)But then, just as radio playlists become closely regulated,
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the Internet appears.
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"Suddenly there was another distribution avenue offering far greater
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product range," notes my friend Bob Thiele, who's been producing,
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writing, performing, and doing A&R work in L.A. for twenty years (and
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whose father was Buddy Holly's producer), and who, in my memory,
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never before talked about avenues of distribution. "And then, before
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anyone was quite aware of what was happening, file-sharing replaced
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radio as the engine of music culture."
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It wasn't just that it was free music -- radio offered free music.
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But whatever you wanted was free (whenever you wanted it). The
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Internet is music consumerism run amok, resulting not only in
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billions of dollars of lost sales but in an endless bifurcation of
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taste. The universe fragmented into sub-universes, and then
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sub-sub-universes. The music industry, which depends on large numbers
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of people with similar interests for its profit margins, now had to
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deal with an ever-growing numbers of fans with increasingly diverse
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and eccentric interests.
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It is hard to think of a more profound business crisis. You've lost
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control of the means of distribution, promotion, and manufacturing.
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You've lost quality control -- in some sense, there's been a
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quality-control coup. You've lost your basic business model -- what
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you sell has become as free as oxygen.
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It's a philosophical as well as a business crisis -- which compounds
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the problem, because the people who run the music business are not
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exactly philosophers.
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"They're thugs," says a former high-ranking music exec of my
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acquaintance, who is no shrinking violet himself.
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Such thuggishness, when the business was about courting difficult
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acts, enforcing contracts, procuring drugs, paying off everyone who
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needed to be paid off, may once have been a key management advantage.
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But it probably isn't the main virtue you're looking for when you're
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in a state of existential crisis. Being street-smart is not being
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smart.In a situation of such vast uncertainty, with the breakdown of all
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prior business and cultural assumptions, you don't necessarily want
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to have to depend upon, say, Tommy Mottola to create a new paradigm.
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For a long while, the management response at the major labels had a
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weird combination of denial and foot stamping: putting Napster out of
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business-then sort-of/sort-of-not buying Napster -- all the while
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being told by everybody who knows anything about technology that, no
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matter what the music industry does, or who it sues, music will be,
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inevitably, free. Duh. There is, too, a management critique --
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perhaps most succinctly put by Don Henley in his now-famous
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post-Grammy letter wherein he quoted Mel Brooks in Blazing Saddles:
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"Gentlemen, gentlemen! We've got to protect our phony baloney jobs!"
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-- that sees record labels as generally engaged in the usual practice
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of ripping off anyone who can be ripped off while remaining oblivious
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to the fact that Rome is burning.
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But for the most part, denial, and even the reflex to just keep
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squeezing the last dollar until there is nothing left to squeeze, is
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passing (labels have even recently awoken to the problems of dealing
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with the radio behemoths and are frantically, and way too late,
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trying to find reasons to sue the radio guys and gain back a little
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leverage).I had a very nice sushi lunch in the Sony dining room the
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other day where I heard about the generally gallows mood at Sony Music.
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The recent past was very bad; the future was likely to be worse. All
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money earned from here on in would be harder to earn. This felt like
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acceptance to me: We simply don't know what to do.
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The truth is, there might not be anything much to do.
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Here are the choices:
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If you're providing free entertainment, which is obviously what the
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music business is doing, then you have to figure out some way to sell
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advertising to the people who are paying attention to your free
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music. But nobody seems to have any idea how that might be done. Or
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you can provide stuff that's free, and use the free stuff to promote
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something else of more value that people, you hope, will buy -- now
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called the "legitimate alternative." (Putting video on the CD is one
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of those ideas -- though, of course, you can file-share video too.)
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Or sell the CD at a level that makes it cheap enough to compete with
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free (free, after all, has its own costs for the consumer).
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It's a spreadsheet solution. There will continue to be a market for
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selling music, however diminished -- but it will have to be cheaper
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music. Margins will shrink even more. Accordingly, costs will have to
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shrink. Spending a few million to launch an act will shortly be a
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thing of the past. (The formal catalyst of the beginning of the end
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of big development costs may be the Wall Street Journal's story a few
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months ago that precisely accounted for the $2.2 million launch costs
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of a singer named Carly Hennessy, who went on to sell 378 CDs.) A&R
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guys making half a million are also history (in the future, they'll
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start at $40,000 and max out at $150,000). And no more parties.
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And then there is the CD theory. This theory is widely accepted --
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with great pride, in fact -- in the music industry. It represents the
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ultimate music-biz hustle. But its implications are seldom played out.
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The CD theory holds that the music business actually died about
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twenty years ago. It was revived without anyone knowing it had
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actually died because compact-disc technology came along and
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everybody had to replace what they'd bought for the twenty years
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prior to the advent of the CD.
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The music business, this theory acknowledges, is about selling
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technology as much as music. From mono to stereo to Walkman. It just
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happens that the next stage of technological development in the music
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business has largely excluded the music business itself.
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The further implication, though, might be the more interesting and
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painful one: You can't depend on just the music.
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Rock and roll is just an anomaly. While for a generation or two it
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created a go-go industry -- the youthquake -- it is unreasonable to
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expect that anything so transforming can remain a permanent
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condition. To a large degree, the music industry is, then, a fluke. A
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bubble. Finally the bubble burst.
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But not with a pop. It's an almost imperceptible, but highly
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meaningful, alteration in context. Alanis Morissette becomes Grace
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Paley. Bono becomes John Hersey. Fiona Apple is Joyce Carol Oates.
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Moby is Martin Amis.
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This is not so bad.
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And best of all, our children -- all right, our grandchildren --
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won't want to become rock stars.
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ATI - Not Your Father's Mustache
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REPEAT AFTER ME
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john gotti's dead
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john gotti's dead
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john gotti's dead
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john gotti's dead
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the world is a little bit
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safer to live in now
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john gotti's dead
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Mother's Day Proclamation, 1870
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by Julia Ward Howe
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Arise, then, women of this day!
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Arise all women who have hearts,
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Whether your baptism be that of water or tears!
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Say firmly:
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"We will not have great questions decided by
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irrelevant agencies.
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Our husbands shall not come to us,
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Reeking with carnage,
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For caresses and applause.
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Our sons shall not be taken from us
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To unlearn all that we have taught them
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Of charity, mercy, and patience.
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We women of one country
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Will be too tender of those of another
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To allow our sons to be trained to injure theirs."
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From the bosom of the devastated earth,
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A voice goes up with our own. It says,
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"Disarm! Disarm!"
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KNOCKITOFF!
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Another list of virus' that tried getting in my ports:
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12:50:54 AM 21 FTP Trojan
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12:43:39 AM 2023 Ripper Pro
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12:35:47 AM 1981 Shockrave
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6:09:02 PM 1338 Millenium Worm
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5:39:09 PM 1170 Psyber Stream Server
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5:27:41 PM 1081 WinHole
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4:14:42 PM 1042 Blah 1.1
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4:14:45 PM 1045 Rasmin
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4:15:35 PM 1090 Xtreme
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4:16:23 PM 1097 RAT
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4:16:34 PM 1099 BFevolution
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4:35:54 PM 1269 Mavericks Matrix
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6:28:43 PM 1207 Softwar
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6:30:30 PM 1212 Kaos
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6:35:23 PM 1243 SubSeven
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7:15:46 PM 113 Invisible Identd daemon
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10:21:43 PM 2001 Der Spaeher 3
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4:54:22 PM 1090 Xtreme
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5:08:56 PM 1225 Scarab
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5:11:15 PM 1234 Ultors Trojan
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5:23:56 PM 1256 Project nEXT
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7:44:05 PM 2140 Deep Throat
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8:16:51 PM 2300 Xplorer
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9:25:05 PM 2583 WinCrash 2
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10:00:22 PM 2716 The Prayer 2
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6:42:59 PM 1080 WinHole
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6:56:29 AM 1033 NetSpy
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7:08:04 AM 1098 RAT
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11:50:46 PM 1969 OpC BO
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12:05:40 AM 2003 TransScout
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9:43:28 AM 1492 FTP99CMP
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9:46:03 AM 1524 Trinoo
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7:23:08 AM 1050 Mini Command 1.2 Access
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9:53:05 AM 1245 VooDoo Doll
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8:37:04 PM 2600 Digital Root Beer
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9:59:06 PM 2801 Phineas Phucker
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[PAWN] (Prime Anarchist World Newz)
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The Paisley Accord
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India and Pakistan have announced a new peace agreement
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after a 47 hour summit held in Houston, TX.
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"It will be a lasting peace," said Ali Sikh Partition
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at 430 this morning tanked up on coffee and french fries
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at a press conference at the local International House of
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Potatoes.
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The accord calls for Pakistan to remove the letter 'K'
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from their country name, which they did not agree to until
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3am, according to Partition.
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In exchange Paistan will receive all of Kashmir.
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India must agree to never cook with, grow, purchase or sell
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cardamom any more. Agreeing to that, India now owns and
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operates a small chain of cider mills in Dallas and Fort Worth.
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I end this zine with a poem I wrote a long time ago
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when I lived in Colorado Springs in the foothills
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of NORAD mountain.
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Myth Of Freedom
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by Marc Frucht
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Coke or Pepsi?
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McD's or BK?
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Republican or Democrat
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Yuppy or hippy.
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IRA or Keogh?
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A summer home or a Winnebago
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Cowboys or NDN's?
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Gay or straight.
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Cops? Robbers? Rich? Poor?
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Black or white?
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Right or wrong?
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US or them.
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Are you with us or against??
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Big choices, big deal!
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Do you follow? Without!
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Thus!
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Wong, wong, wong. All night long.
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Bright red right and rue!
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Lower middle, upper middle - all of us poor.
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What of a cop who's gone south?
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how about gay and monogamous?
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Straight but strange? Bi with attitude?
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Whaddya wanna be when you grow up
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Can't have it all, can't take it with.
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How about neither???
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Yippie schmippy
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Demipublican.
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Burger McBeef-
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Pokesy cokesy, pepsi schmepsy
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HOW LONG MUST WE TOLERATE A MYTH OF FREEDOM?
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*&^%*&^%*&^%&^%&$%#$@$#%$$&*&)(*^&$^&
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Well, that's about it for the E-ZINE
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send any complaints or submissions to:
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ati@etext.org
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Go to all or none of our unofficial websites:
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
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http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/grudge.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/ati/zine/infomaniack.html
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati
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Our http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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seems to have died out. (good while it lasted I guess...)
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