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Truth is the second casualty as media corpratize
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__________________________________________________
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Feed the birds, tuppence a bag. /
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/
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Greetings, it's ATI issue 303. How are you?
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I'm fine. What's new? Taliban fighting
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forces have surrendered some of them,
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many others have taken off, headed
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for the hills with their weapons.
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Yikes.
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That means an awful lot of
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new paramilitaries will be
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thinking they're really
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elite enough to send
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in an application
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to the School of
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Americas, huh?
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Oh yeah, I'm
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prime anarchist,
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how's it going? Yeah,
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I know, I already asked
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you that. But really. How
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ARE you doing?
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I'm pretty good and well,
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surprised at that. I don't expect
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to be doing good/well, feeling good/well,
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and well, you know, nobody on this earth seems
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to be expecting me to be acting well or good. Well
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that's all well and good, but why am I so good? Fate??
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#'s
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http://www.circlevision.org/mnsoaw/nationalactions/soa2001/presente/presente2.html
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http://www.indymedia.org:8081/front.php3?article_id=99159&group=webcast
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http://www.barcodeart.com/art/portrait/bar_code_gates_01.html
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http://edgenet.protest.net/MoinMoin/wiki-moinmoin/moin.cgi
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http://www.mountainx.com/news/2001/1128soaprotest.html
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http://www.uwosh.edu/faculty_staff/palmeri/satire.htm
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http://www.neo-comintern.com/archives/ncom180.txt
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ftp://ftp.shout.net/pub/users/bigred/bushbook.txt
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http://www.senaa.org/annamae/annamaegallery.htm
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http://www.multimania.com/futurewf/index3.htm
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http://rattansifan.tripod.com/shihabrattansi
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http://members.aol.com/drovics/shutl.htm
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http://www.ourpla.net/cgi-bin/pikie.cgi
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http://members.ams.chello.nl/jsteenis
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http://www.mindliberation.org/1.html
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http://www.soaw.org/ottawasoaw.html
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http://www.bartleby.com/133/5.html
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http://slate.msn.com/?id=2059469
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http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk
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http://www.bbsdocumentary.com
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http://www.cafecampesino.com
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http://www.machination.org
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http://www.shadoweyes.com
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http://www.radiovolta.org
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http://www.sondra.net/al
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http://www.mihra.org/2k
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http://www.gandi.net
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http://www.dcia.com
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http://davespicks.com
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http://www.punkpage.net
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http://www.factsheet5.com
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http://www.citizen-tv.com
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http://www.counterpunch.org
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http://www.destreedesign.com
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http://www.somethingawful.com
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http://www.coolnc.com/nishler
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http://www.clamormagazine.org
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http://www.whatreallyhappened.com
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http://soawne.org/FtBenning0101.html
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http://www.keyofz.com/keyofz/langley
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http://www.zinebook.com/resource.html
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http://www.frucht.org/musicforfree.html
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http://spezialreporte.de/blackbook/?4263
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http://free.freespeech.org/marquelinques
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http://www.monitor.net/monitor/seattlewto
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http://www.mybizz.net/~axels/disaster.html
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http://www.cispes.org/cispes20/theater.html
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http://www.tipjar.com/friends/Musicians.html
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http://www.eskimo.com/~recall/bleed/1118.htm
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http://www.law.emory.edu/FEDERAL/usconst.html
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http://www.neo-comintern.com/editor/index.html
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http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/fematape.html
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http://emperors-clothes.com/interactive/r-i.htm
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http://www.commondreams.org/special/feature.htm
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http://aspin.asu.edu/hpn/archives/May98/0382.html
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http://www.blythe.org/nytransfer-subs/Radical_Politics
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http://www.blackmesais.org/Destruction_Of_Sundance.html
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http://www.indymedia.org:8081/front.php3?article_id=102170
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http://www-benning.army.mil/WHISC/SOAW/2001Demo/20011117.htm
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http://adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147
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http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/content/columbus/2001/10/19/soa/1019soa.htm
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"After the tragic event, a young one said to an old one,
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'Grandfather, what do you think of this?' He answered, 'there
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are two wolves fighting now in my heart, one desiring vengeance
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and anger, and the other trying to create love and understanding.'
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The young one asked, 'which of the wolves do you think will win?'
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He answered, 'whichever one I feed.'"
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.-.
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(e e)
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_.`V'._
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//~~W~~\\
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//, ,\\
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jgs `w-w'
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LETTUCE SO YOU WON'T 4 GETTUCE
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Dear ATI,
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Just think. If George Bush has his way, you'll be dragged off to a secret
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military tribunal by this time next year, tried and sequestered for life
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for your libelous and seditious acts. Your friends will be harrassed, your
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property stolen by the government, your family in ruins...
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I of course will stand quietly by until they also drag me off for sending
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this letter to you.
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Can anyone say "1964 in South Africa"???
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The more things change they more they remain the same. Of that's only my
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opinion.
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Watching the world in Boston.
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12/6/2001
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Dear friends,
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Howdy from the road
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..wanna let you know we got a hot Sunday coming your way this week
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with the likes of Paul Suntup, Jenny Bate and all the way from Tampa,
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Florida formerly from la la land, Leslie Maryann Neal. That and the
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usual crew of word wielding poets should brighten a Sunday evening
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for everyone. Check out the bios below. I will be updating the web
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site as soon as I get back in town.
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Last Sunday, Frankie Drayus and Neil Aitken brought the house
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down in an amazing poetic duo. We had an exciting open mic with
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newcomer Eva Sippel starting things off, Keith Myers was also in
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the house and he got things rocking, while Wayman LitRave Barnes
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juiced the cosmos with an hysterical reading especially a rather
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daring imitation of feature Frankie.
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Much love,
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Larry
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And a stray "#'s" to mix it up a bit:
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http://homepage.mac.com/alcrespo/PhotoAlbum6.html
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to ati@etext.org
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She was not a marcher, but she was one of us.
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Many of us were arrested with her or touched by her in some way.
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Barbara Wiedner, the founder and leader of Grandmothers for Peace
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International died late Sunday night after a 3 month battle with
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pancreatic cancer. Funeral services will be held on Friday at 11
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am at the Cathedral of the Blessed Sacrament in Sacramento, CA.
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Barbara was an amazing woman who abandoned her traditional homemaker
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lifestyle late in life to fight the global scourge of nuclear weapons.
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Grandmothers for Peace was born in the early 80's when Barbara's
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granddaughter made her a sign to hold up at a peace rally that said
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"Grandmother for Peace." She took the group from a small band of
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women in Sacramento to an international organization with chapters,
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official and unofficial, all over the world. She was a friend to
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Mikhail Gorbachev and other world leaders. Today my heart is heavy
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with the loss of Barbara but I am heartened to know that she lives
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on forever in the greatest legacy imaginable...fewer nuclear weapons
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and peace in places where there once was none.
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It was Barbara's hand I was holding the first time ever that I was
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arrested in an act of civil disobedience. It was one of many times.
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Thank you Barbara.
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You were an inspiration to me.
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Namaste,
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Tracey Brown
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& IN CORRESPONDENCE YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO:
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Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2001 13:40:04 -0800
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To: "Marco Capelli" <...snip...>
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From: webmaster@...
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Hi Marco
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We have been informed by KODA,the danish department of NCB,
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which administrats composerrights and so on - that your songs
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are restricted and may not be used without accept from and
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payment to NCB/KODA!
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Is this correct?
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best regards
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Michael, MP3 Progredssive Music archive
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http://www.mp3-music.dk
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From: "Marco"
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To: webmaster
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Date: 11/29/01 18:34:02
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Hi Michael,
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Great to hear from you.
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But this is not good news. I think I'm angry but
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maybe hurt. I'll have to look into this. They can't
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tell you this.
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Could forward the notice they sent you if you still
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have it? We may have to find out if there's attorneys
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who can help us.
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I wish with all my heart for you to have them free,
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(NO CHARGE TO ANYONE. Not you, not me, not someone hitting
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your pages.) They can't circumvent that, it's not fair.
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I will fight this if I can. Maybe they will try to
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make it so that my songs cannot leave my own country
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or something? I don't understand who they are yet, or
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exactly what they've tried to restrict. So I'll have to
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look it up more.
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But please know that I want you to keep them for free,
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and they are free for anyone who wants to have them or
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share them. Why else would I pick "folk" genre to live
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in the rest of my life?
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Even if this becomes a huge battle, I think I will win
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because I'm doing all the right things for all the right
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reasons. I know it in my heart.
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peace,
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marco
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ps
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I'm in Sheboygan instead of home right now so tomorrow
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I'll start looking it all up. Do you know if they've
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done that with David Rovics or anyone too?
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____________________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________________
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From: "webmaster DKP ML" <...snip...>
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To: "'Marco'" <...snip...>
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Date: Fri, 30 Nov 2001 01:38:09 +0100
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Hi Marco
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Thanks for the swift reply:)
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Those bastards from KODA have been on our back for some time now - and
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it seems like they're lying - more or less on purpose.
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We had to close down the front pages of the MP3site in order to prevent
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being prosecuted - now we're working to get it back up....
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The mail from KODA (Joern Gullach - jorn.gullach@koda.dk ) in Denmark is
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below, here's the part that mentions you - in a pour translation:
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"After a preview of the list I'm able to say, that Erik Clausen, Krist
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Novoselic, Jello Biafra, Michael Franti, Allan R<>rsanger, Grup Yorum,
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Hugh Blumenfield, S<>ren Sidevind, Marco Capelli, Billy Bragg, Bl!nk,
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Bleeder and velour are members of KODA or one of KODA's partner
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organizations, meaning the music is part of KODA's repertoire.
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Use of these numbers therefore demand permission from and payment to
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KODA."
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KODA in Denmark has agreements with the "music-rights organizations" in
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almost all other countries - to check the organizations in US:
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http://www.cisac.org/cisac/webcontent.nsf/homepage left menu, select
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directory and USA.
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They're saying that you're a member of a similar organization in US and
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therefore all your music is restricted - and you cannot give it away for
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free - they have to be paid.
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I've had contact with a Danish musician "Alan Roersanger" today, who
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claims that he's got no agreement with KODA - but he's also mention in
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the mail...
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I'v talked to David about it, when he toured Denmark. He said that he'd
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never restricted any of his music or were member of that kind of
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organization - except the the traveling musicians union. But KODA
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didn't mention him in the mails - but they always saying that almost
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100% of all music is restricted.
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Well... nice to hear from you - despite the occasion ;)
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The rules and regulations does not seem to be in our favor, so I'm not
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really sure if we're preparing to go to court and raise a campaign
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against KODA/musicrights or we're on the lookout for a server in a
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remote country, where KODA has no say.
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All the best
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Michael
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"In 2000, we finally succeeded in obtaining a tariff approval
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and in collecting 1.7 mill. DKK for the use of music for aerobic,
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dance and exercise in commercial exercise centres. Unfortunately,
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KODA had to go via the bailiff's court that issued an injunction
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against two of the largest aerobic chains of the country."
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http://www.koda.dk/usr/koda/kodaweb.nsf/default?OpenForm&URL=sider/home_english
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"KODA wishes to a still higher degree to take into account the
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intentions of the legislation on concert halls - an equality of
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the rhythmic music with any other serious art forms and a coherent
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solution for the whole professional music environment including
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the first link of the music food chain - the composers and songwriters.
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PUBLISHER'S COLUMN
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The other day I watched a few... - thirty seconds of daytime soap.
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Thought for sure I saw Denny Tario. Or no, what's that guy from
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CHIPS? Yeah. What's his name. Him. The guy with the perfect black
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and grey hair. \\\ Brought to you by...
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...the models busting their hump for Stay Free Ultras and Maxis.
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Winona to Jenna to Tori, everyone's gotta hawk the Tampax and the
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Kotex. Then and only then, can they try their hand at casting calls.
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I don't think there's an equivalent set of hoops to jump through
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really.
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Next subject? OK. I'm a little frustrated tonite. I went on a
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cyberjourney. I had a working calder linux install in my p75 machine,
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and I had win95 in a p120 with bigger drive and etc. same 64 in RAM.
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The really expensive 72pin slotted stuff. yup. ran me about 20$ each
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but I can see the little stickers saying $100 on them. Yikes.
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So this is my 4th try in a row installing on the newer machine. If
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this one doesn't work, I'll call it a night because I still have to
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boot up win95 on the older machine and let windows go through that
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massive amounts of "new hardware found, press OK to search for
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drivers..."
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OK, back to the music and the drama.
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It's the hipper "Much Music." Stay with us, we'll train you to
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consume, consume and consume. And unless some downer dweeb points
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it out you won't even notice it.
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Neutragena, oil-free sense and sensibility wash.
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So, what's with the BlackBloc icons VH-1 was using along with
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their music awards Sunday night??? Brilliant, hip and with it
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creepy think-tank people, if you ask me. Frightening.
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So we go right from VH-1 to the Billboard Music Awards at the
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MGM GrandMarquee. Incubus - 5 white males each with different
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hairstyles expending a ton of time and energy talking about how
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diverse their music is, how they come from such diverse backgrounds
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-- which all goes into the overall diversity of the band, [ummm...]
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Don't forget, this year is held in Vegas -- Vegas is definitely
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a whiteman'sworld. A woman has a certain slot in Vegas, as does a
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black man or woman. And an Indian? Wow. Should I even go there??
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And speaking of NDN -- Wayne Newton. Wayne's brother. Wayne's
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nephew, Wayne's other nephew, oh and Wayne's nephew's nephews.
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"Mandy Moore, it's always a pleasure to," yeah, back off Wayne.
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Touch one more little girl's ass and I'm gonna tell them all where
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you keep your bottle of Viagra.
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--Listerine pocketpacks. Kill the germistans, kill the germistans.
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(What serious song is "Kill the Walrus?" No you know, not Ride of the
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Valkyries but that one that has the same feel but in a different key.)
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So does Wayne Newton use more makeup than Tammy Faye and Jimmy Bakker
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combined or what?
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That's a close call, eh?
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So is Wayne's nephew going to marry Joan Rivers' daughter after a
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second baby or before one, or what? And R Kelly - 5 girls screaming
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for you. Or was that 4? Not the "tall cotton" this year, eh? None of
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us really.
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"I'm tryin' to make more money so my kids can eat."
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Umm, someone remind him you can't consume clothing and limo rides,
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would ya?
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MSN is the great alternative to AOL. Umm. Don't get me started.
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ATI - We watch an hour or two of TV so you don't have to.
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What is helping Afrika really about, can someone tell me? It can't
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be solely about easing suffering, or curing AIDS, forgiving the debt?
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Not really.
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It's about diamonds, isn't it? It's about Ingrid, isn't it? Pick
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an Ingrid. Old or new. Same idea, different time zone. Different
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decade really.
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So I'm prime, and you're not.
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-30-
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_.._
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."::::".
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':::o:::'-._
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`:::::::--"
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.:::::::::.
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.::::' ``.
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::::: :.
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::::' ::.
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:::' :::.
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::' ::::,
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:': :
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' . ' ,-.
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`. ._.-._`" .'
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: "---. `.-'
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"-. .'
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" mh
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=========== =============
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CRYPTO CRACKUP
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From a Bruce Sterling Speech Reprinted At Global IMC.
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[ http://www.indymedia.org:8081/front.php3?article_id=99159 ]
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Whenever the truth about that lurches up == that
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wrecked Chinese spyplane, the *Pueblo* in North Korea, the
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USS *Liberty* and such == we just trip over it, dust
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ourselves off and pretend it never happened. Now we're a
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nation that has just had its military nerve center and
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4,000 people blown up in a gruesome atrocity, and we are
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carrying out a land war in a sump infested with landmines,
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and heroin, and fanatics, and torturers, and war
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criminals, and anti-terrorist terrorists that we once used
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to finance ourselves, who feed at will off our giant lust
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for narcotics.... Hoo-ah!
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(:> __)X
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Here's a test of caldera's basic text editor.
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If I can get it to save to floppy properly
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I'll move it over to the winDOZE box and
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paste it into ati303. Babysteps, but "now
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we're getting somewhere."
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:)
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(one more test. does this work with user
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and root? Or only root.)
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[Managed to do both] -
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OK, so it acts like the old radio shack laptop I used to try
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using with the 8bit ataris for the bbs, huh? So that's alright.
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Getting the floppy shared from root to the users and etc., may
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not sound like much but it was a pretty big step. Well, mostly
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just because I'm semi-incompetent right?
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OK, there's about 5 other editors that come with this software
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"bundled" (all open source) and I think there's a big pile more
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that you can install from other ROMs.
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So I'm sure one of them will be compatible with the rest of
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our little Gates-Dominated world, eh?
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This has been 303 issue of ATI.
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Ascii art not drawn freehand was humbly borrowed from:
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http://www.angelfire.com/mn/Maija/newascii.html
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and
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http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/ransom.htm
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this week.
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And as always, we end this zine with metaphor.
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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(yeah, I know. I'll get to it one of these days...)
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Call 860-887-2600 ext. 5293 to hollar at the Anarchist.
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OH NO!!!
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Not another parody.
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It's beginning to look a lot like xmas
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Now that it's halloween
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Take a look at the five and ten
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Getting expensive once again
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Funniest thing you ever seen
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It's beginning to look a lot like xmas
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Stress everywhere you turn
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But the prettiest sight you know
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is the one of me and you
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Telling Hasbro
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Where to burn
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[voice-overish]
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Yeah! Some Pokemons please and some
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Dragon Ball Z's and a HMwVV is what benny wants
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A girl that's her size but with teenager thighs
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That's what Emily asked of her aunt.
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And mom and dad can hardly wait for that television
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ad about the Money Store ad so they can extend their
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debt til Feb, March or A- Next Xmas, better yet.
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It's beginning to look a lot...
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... Telling Nike and Walmart, the SOA and
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Occidental, and Esso and BestBuy, Rumsfeld and
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Rice, Giuliani is so nice, And Clinton and Gore,
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wait half of Congress, there's more.
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Good Mor-----ning Panama, Kuwait, Somalia, Colombia,
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Nicaragua, Afganistan and Iraq-again
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[notas primanarcus:]
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OK, you ready for this? I wrote that one.
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The one that follows was anonymously posted
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at one of the indymedias. It is far superior
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to my parody. So I give you, "He's Beginning
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to Look a Lot Like Hitler."
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He<EFBFBD>s beginning to look a lot like Hitler,
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Pris<EFBFBD>ners he regrets;
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That rule doesn<73>t apply to us,
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so what is all this fuss?
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If we tried them what if one was innocent?
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He<EFBFBD>s beginning to look a lot like Hitler,
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Exploits us with our fears;
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The Taliban are ten feet tall,
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don<EFBFBD>t want to meet one in the hall,
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Or he<68>ll have your ears.
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Finding Iraq in cahoots and Somolia to boot
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is the wish of Connie and Paul;
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Girls in tube tops Giving the finger to cops
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is the hope of Laura the doll;
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And Donald R can hardly wait for
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bombs again to fall.
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He<EFBFBD>s beginning to look a lot like Hitler,
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Arabs are his Jews;
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Starving Afghans will have to wait,
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Bush has got too much upon his plate;
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What they lack in food we make up with our views.
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He<EFBFBD>s beginning to look a lot like Hitler,
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Constitution now is gone;
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Will Americans brave the tanks,
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while his cronies rob the banks?
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Watch next week, - Ev<45>ryone!
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Wehlll, we have outlawed yyy- you!
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The bombing begins in just fiiiiiiiiiiiiive
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kwaanzaas,
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ramadans,
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channuukas.
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er wwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaddeva they call those
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fancy things over there.
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Nah, I'll end with a poem rather
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than a parody. This one's by
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Brett Axel:
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Timid Iowa girl
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Deer in headlights
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Overwhelmed by New York
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Ready to run home
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Even before /
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Skyscrapers /
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Come crashing down /
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_________________________/
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Oh yeah? And what's the first?
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Peace |