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"All Your Base are Belong to Us," It's
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ATI, Activist Times Inside-Jokes.
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Issue 266. March firstish and the ~
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~ moon is currently 750367 seconds old.
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[special Apollo Pro 266 issue...]
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Here's some #'s 4 U...
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http://slagnet.dhs.org
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http://dru.ca/misnomer
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http://www.artbell.com
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http://www.ochlocracy.org
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http://www.insurrection.com
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http://www.stopthebombs.org
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http://www.infoshop.org/humor
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http://anarchogeek.protest.net
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http://www.antiracistaction.ca
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http://www.mihra.org/2k/cia.htm
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http://flag.blackened.net/global
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http://sf.indymedia.org/j20.php3
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http://www.hatcheck.org/phones.html
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http://www.k-1.com/Orwell/write.htm
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http://www.thefugs.com/history3.html
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http://www.syntac.net/hoax/music.php
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http://www.efn.org/~sonya/Oregon.htm
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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/80sBBS
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http://www.thebkshelf.com/freebks.htm
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati265.html
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http://www.santafe.edu/~shalizi/notebooks
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http://www.skullandcrossbones.org/articles
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http://www.indiancountrynews.com/wojb.html
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http://www.circlevision.org/mnsoaw/soa2000
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http://www.indiancountrynews.com/ingrid.html
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http://www.artrocity.com/rockshots/mojo1.htm
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http://www.menstrualmonday.org/menstruflage.html
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http://www.netphoria.com/wort/schedule/schedule.htm
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http://www.thenation.com/doc.mhtml?i=20010319&s=klein
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[disclaimer: some of these # may die soon. But then
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to quote Gwendolyn Brooks: so will "we."]
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& LETTUCE, We Get Lettuce From Our Readers:
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--
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to marco
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When is the new issue of the zine coming out?
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anon.
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[haha, I made it look like I could say
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"already did. here you go...]
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--
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to ati@etext.org
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some people think my tax cut (porridge) is just too big
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some people think my tax cut (porridge) is just too small!
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but this tax cut (porridge) is just right!!
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--pomegranate
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--
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Hi Marco,
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Got any REAL Science Fiction fans in your audience?
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The kind that read the sub-genre called "Engineering
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Fiction"? Then they'll want to know about the honor
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being bestowed on a world renowned SF Author, the
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late Robert A. Heinlein (USNA '29), by his alma mater,
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The US Naval Academy. the URL is:
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http://web.usna.navy.mil/~aeroweb/admin/HEINLEINCHAIR.htm
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Chesh )
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The Cheshire Catalyst
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http://SpaceyIdeas.Com/cheshire
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See you at the HOPE 2002 conference
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^^^^
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WARNING! Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
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PUBLISHER'S COLUMN IN THE FORM OF AN OPEN
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LETTER TO A UNTIED STATES CONGRESSPERSON
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Dear Mark, [Green] (R) - Green Bay
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Senator Wellstone says that since Clinton forced passage
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of the Plan Colombia which you and I discussed at Bay Beach
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amusement park last summer, political violence went through
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the roof, and has yet to stop.
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He says the two major guerilla groups continue making serious
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violations, including mass kidnapings. Colombia's police say
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they registered twenty-three paramilitary massacres in January
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alone.
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I remember reading about suspicious murders almost immediately
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after Clinton and Albright rushed that horrible plan through in
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the middle of the night before you or your collegues could've
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demanded a moratorium.
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Now I know burden of proof's on me and your other constituents
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before you'd like to consider closing the SOA. Maybe that's
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fair, maybe it's not.
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Just the past couple weeks there's been heightened paramilitary
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activity, despite the new name of the school and the fact that
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we're trying to run so many more colombian soldiers through all
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those secret classes. Frankly it reminds me of drinking wine with
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a wino every weekend thinking if you do it in moderation next to
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him maybe he'll slow down someday.
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Make a long story short, I voted for you because of your honesty
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about Colombia, and your efforts to slow down Clinton and his police
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state. Besides my mom, you're the first Republican I've voted for
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since the 80's.
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Mark, I don't believe our foreign policy is reformable in Chiapas,
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Guatemala OR Colombia, and I don't feel it's reformable in Georgia.
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I'd like you to consider defunding the SOA, not because of proof
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Kenneth Star, Ron Kuby or Ramsey Clark can come up with for a fee,
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but because it just seems logical.
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Please don't wait until you're 65 and a sudden fan of decriminalizing
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drugs before you help me stop the killing, ok?
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Marco
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ATI ZINE. We're NOT What's For Lunch!
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& In CorpRatOkRazy nEWz : Subway's sandwich shop
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sued a Grosse Pointe, Michigan landlord telling
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him to drive a vegan cafe out of business three
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doors away in a strip mall.
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John Chetcuti, owner of Atom's Juice Cafe, which
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doesn't sell meat or dairy products, says he doesn't
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see how his store is in any way competing with Subway.
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Chetcuti's clientel tends to be the 5 to 10 percent
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of the eating population made up of Buddhists, Sikhs,
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lactose-intolerant, Hare Krishnas, vegans and vegetarians
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and not only do these people never frequent Subways but
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he doesn't think Subway customers would be interested
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in eating at Atom's Juice Cafe.
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He says legal fees have already drained the small
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shop's profits and increased its debt.
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Last October, Subway sued Fisher Road Properties,
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owner of the small shopping area across the street from
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Grosse Pointe South High School, saying that Subway's
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national ad campaign "emphasizes and stresses the healthy
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nature" of submarine sandwiches, and that the landlord
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violated a no-competition clause in the lease by allowing
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a shop to move in that "directly competes with Subway in
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their attempts to market healthy food products."
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This caused the landlord to sue Atom's for breach of
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contract, and Atom's countersued to stay in business.
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Les Winograd, spokesman for Subway, said the company
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will not comment on pending litigation. Gary Wilson, an
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attorney for Atom's, said a hearing is set for March 12
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to determine if an agreement can be worked out.
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Chetcuti said the juice bar can't move, otherwise the
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brothers and their families would go bankrupt having spent
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$180,000 of "borrowed and begged" money to open the shop
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and another $7,500 on legal fees.
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[prime anarchist comments: "effin' bastahds..."
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also Anonymous Profitt comments:
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GANNETT+SUBWAY+AOL+TIME+WARNER+LAMBERT+SQUIBB=
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a match made in purgatorio!!!]
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ATI. Not Your Father's Zine!
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CAN YOU TAKE A HINT???
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Subject: Work at Home & Make Great Money!
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Watch Heather Cherry Lick Her Own Eyebrow
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Date: Fri, 02 Mar 2001 21:08:09 -0600
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From: "Mr. Yak Milk" [ati@etext.org]
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To: []
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If you want to drive your friends and loved ones
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crazy, change the "subj" of all your replies to
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titles that you've collected from spam people
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have sent you.
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SUBWAY. We Didn't Used To Suck!
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ANY-1 FEELIN' NOSTALGIC?
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Blue Boxes now accepting more recyclables
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Toronto residents are being urged to help
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the city get out of the business of burying
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its trash by throwing more items into household
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Blue Boxes.
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Yesterday marked the beginning of the expanded
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Blue Box program, which will help the city reach
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its goal of recycling or composting 80 per cent
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of all Toronto's trash by 2009.
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ATI ZINE. Not Just For Breakfast N E More!
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E D I T O R ' S C H O I C E A W A R D ' O 1
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CD - CD Department - SONIC JOYRIDE: BEhEmoth
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Sonic Joyride is the first band to be blessed (or is
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it plagued?) with the honor of recieving Editors' Choice
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since I restarted it back in March of 2001. This issue
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of ATI Zine will contain this short CD review and we'll
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follow it up every other week or so with a plug.
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I'll probably discuss another song at length every
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other week. Why? Well to be honest with you, I can't
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pick one favorite song yet. I like them all.
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Their sound? Why try to categorize, but if I were tied
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up and forced to pick, fear of having my toenails yanked
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off by Mike Myers' teeth in a part-four-bad-movie-sequel,
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I'd tell you straight ahead good 'n loud rock.
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It starts out sounding like if Lenny Kravitz DIDN'T sign
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with Tommy Hilfiger, and moves into this ethereal ballady
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Eagles-plus-Prince-divided-by-2 kind of sound that I can't
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quite put my finger on.
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By the time you're too bothered with not being able to
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tell why you like it, this CD ends with the wackest Ozzie
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Osborne meets Trent Reznor meets Flea kind of sound.
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Which of course leaves you saying, "when's their NEXT one
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coming out?
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Shit, I was trying to avoid mentioning a single song 'til
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April. "Duplication Man" kicks some serious music industry
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ass.
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OK, they're not quite the Lucky Boys, but then they're not
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from Chicago either. And sorry. It's just the truth. No one
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can be both a LuckyBoy and from Chicago, except, well, well
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except a LuckyBoy from Chicago. Right?
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--I'm Prime--
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=& I Said That=
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WELP, THAT'S ALL FOLKS...
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Hope you liked the 'zine!
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FEEDBACK? ati@etext.org
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
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for back issues on a truly unmaintained (of late)
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page, and to order t-shirts, hats Cap'n Crunch
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whistles and Ugly mugs.
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Hurry there's only _00_ left.
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Call 860-887-2600 ext. 5293 to ring up
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the Prime Anarchist.
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And remember, 2morrow is international
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"yesterday plus two" day, so get out
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there and like they do at Morris Agency
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grease every palm you see, constantly
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thinking up new, cool kitchy gifts that
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won't smell too much like a bribe.
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[this issue dedicated to Juan de Fuca.
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someone please tell 'em I do fear him.] |