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Hooch, Cougar. What's new?
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Here's to the Memphis and the Greenville.
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"EL PUEBLO TIENE LA PALABRA"
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--Graffiti all over the world.
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[translation]=[the people have the word/phrase]
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#'s NE1?
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http://mp3.com/text
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http://mp3.com/zenkick
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http://english.pravda.ru
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http://radioproject.org/sound/lw010214.ra
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http://www.speakeasy.org/nasna/links.html
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http://www.neravt.com/left/newslinks.html
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http://www.hanksville.org/storytellers/sweet
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http://www.gonzo.org/books/ph/flavanrev2.shtml
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http://members.nbci.com/Carpie99/lamerlogs/altf4.html
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http://www.indymedia.org/display.php3?article_id=23206
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http://www.objector.org/before-you-enlist/choices.html
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CONTENTS: - Issue 264 - - 0102181423 hrs -
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* Christian Methodist Sheep Clone First Humanoid Embryo
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* Jury Hung On Gallows Verdicts
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* Lucky Boys Confusion Rock LaCross Warehouse
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* Drunk In Bar Hollers, "Freebird!"
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* NBC, Sony Latin and Northrop Grumman Announce Corporate Merger
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* Bill Gates Doesn't Make Headline News For Entire Week
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* Radio City Music Hall Pre-Emptive Strike Invasion of US
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] PUBLISHER'S NOTE: notas publish mas [
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Hello there, I'm prime anarchist and this is the 'zine for
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the February half-moon when George W. Bush bombed the tar
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and nicotene out(side) of the no-fly zone.
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Depleted Uranium is safe, right? Adolf Hitler's birthday
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fast approaches, please kids. Please, especially you TCM's.
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Please. No violence this year. No weapons. Please. That's
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not the answer. Yes. Your government fucked you very very
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early in your life. Don't blame me, don't blame God, forgive
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your teacher, your 'rents, and for pete's sake, don't waste
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all five of the people who sit near you.
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How many orphans are we making while we bomb outside the
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no-fly zone? That's all I ask. In 2012 when these 'rentless
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kids blow up a cessna, a high-speed rail, mail a bomb to an
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EXXON CEO, or shoot the shit out of the Statue Of Liberty, are
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you going to dismiss them as terrorists? Senseless misdirected
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violence? Tax-payer, will you EVER RECOGNIZE YOUR PARAMILITARY
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COMPLICITY???
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Who's to blame? Who should you lash out at? Someone made you
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an orphan, an outcast, or a just a schmuck. Search desperately
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for what orphaned you, killing hundreds of your classmates as
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you go, right? NO, THAT'S REALLY FRIGGIN' DUMB.
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Grow up. Snivel the snot out of your nose, and then look for
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better ways to avenge the death of your dreams, kid. Please,
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please, ok. Listen, do me a humongous favor. Waste people
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during next-year's Hitler birthday if you have to. If you hold
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off killing people one whole year, I suspect you'll either kill
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yourself, or become enlightened in the meantime. But this monday
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(President's day this year. MLK day or something last year?
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The day that TCM [yeah, trenchcoat mafia] announced that Colorado
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children would die en masse on Hitler's birthday) please, please
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try not killing anyone. Please, you owe it to humanity to try and
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find a better way first.
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OK, I'll try not to rant too much today.
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When I was a deckhand on a Project Oceanology fishing boat
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one summer there was a foggy morning I remember all too well when
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we took a couple junior high school classes up the river to finish
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teaching them things we'd been working with a few miles out into
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the Atlantic ocean.
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[ref]-[http://members.tripod.com/~fasters/ati122.html]
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[ use your finder for the word buouy... ]
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The skipper points out into the channel and says "do you notice
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anything missing there?" I did but couldn't tell what it was.
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"Green buouy 6 is supposed to be right about there," he said to
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me, "yeah, there," before radioing in to the Coast Guard to tell
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them there was a buouy missing. He seemed amused more than worried,
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although we had a very difficult time ahead of us without that buouy
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around, as we tried keeping the thing safe for about 60 kids and
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their various sundry chaperones.
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Not a half hour went by before we saw where the buouy had been
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disappeared to, further up the "river" (it's not a river at all
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but an estuary, but I digress habitually) "there it is," I remember
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thinking, "how'd it get up here?" Well while we were up in the
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estuary, the radio was humming with explanations from the Coast
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Guard and the navy and then suddenly
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. . . . . . . nothing . . . . . . . . .
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A huge coverup ensued. Well what happened according to both
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radio groups within the Coast Guard and the navy was either
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a submarine of the same exact class as yesterday's Hawaii
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mis-hap, or a Seawolf class, I don't remember precisely,
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either way, a nuke-sub got caught on it the same way a skate
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egg might catch on seaweed.
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Only in this sub's case, you likely pay a huge tax burden
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assuming they will make darned sure they don't do millions
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of dollars worth of damage to these weapons of mass destruction
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every time you turn around. Yes, I say millions because a channel
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buouy weighs between 2 and 6 tons, and is fastened to the bottom
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of the sound with iron chain links that each weigh about as much
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as you or I do. It's not just anyone can go over there and put
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that buouy back where it belongs and repair or replace a few links
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of that iron chain.
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I'm sure the nuke-sub was tore up pretty badly as well, enough
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to hobble all the way home, "don't anyone tell mom."
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Almost as bad as the Kursk maybe?
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So tore up pretty badly, and no one's gonna tell, which means
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it's bound to happen again, over and over and over, until some
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other day when someone _I S_ willing to tell, and begin to work
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some of these things out the right way. That's the only way we're
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not going to see more schoolaged teens lost at sea, or killed
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instantly by the United States' weapons of mass destruction.
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By accident? Well, is incompetence an accident? Sure, a first
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time or a third time. Not a fifth time.
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"Whether they<65>re in Japan or Taiwan or Europe," says Fletcher Newton
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in Wyoming Business magazine:
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[http://wyomingbusiness.cc/wyjuly2000/wyouranium.htm]
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"plant operators need to know that when they contract to buy uranium,
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they<EFBFBD>re going to get it and that they don<6F>t have to worry about
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political strife or separatist governments or extreme political
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groups that might prevent that."
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Just an aside, does anyone know if nuke-subs are still tipped with
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titanium? Or are they using the stronger, and more popular Depleted
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Uranium nowadays?
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So, two things I think need to be given a long hard look right
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away by all the american people, or at least by the congress that
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soaks their bucks, is the HORRIBLY RAMPANT INCOMPETENCE IN THE
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HIGHEST ESCHELONS OF THE US MILITARY, and recalling this friggin'
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stooooopid phase three arms race no one seems to know how to back
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out of.
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"Funex werks," said George W. "Just dial 1-800-abcde um, um,
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er, uh..."
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[There was a Quayle Quarterly, is there going to be a
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Bush? Weekly? Daily? And why wasn't there a Clinton???]
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OZFEST IS COMING: Better make sure
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you get your tickets last month!
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] George Magazine's Christina Valhouli got this [
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]quote while interviewing "Touched By An Angel's" [
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]creator and writer Martha Williamson - - - - - -[
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"Williamson is obsessed with 'The Matrix' and would love to meet
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rapper Eminem. 'I see a lot of the same things wrong in the world
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that he does,' she said slurping down a strawberry smoothie in her
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book-lined Salt Lake City office."
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"Touched By An Angel's" Martha Williamson interviewed
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by George Magazine's Christina Valhouli.
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] rest of the story? [
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About three times a year, Williamson travels to Washington D.C.,
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on "fact-finding missions." She is briefed by politicians on
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issues that can be spun into shows. For example, Rep. Frank Wolf
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(R-VA) and Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS) filled her in on slavery
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in Sudan, which became the subject of the 1999 season premiere.
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Rep. Ed Markey (D-MA) calls her a "one-woman multinational
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crusader for human rights."
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] & ati wonders [
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Does Eminem go to DC two three times a year too?
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Kentucky hemp sent to Oglala Lakota
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"Growers say it's a symbolic effort"
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FRANKFORT, Ky. (PArAPhrAsed From AP And UPI
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Reports) - Lakota people, who got their entire
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year's crop destroyed by US Gov't agents were
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able to go to Kentucky and get presented with
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a load of donated hemp.
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"They're honorable people," said Louie Nunn,
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who used to be the Governor around there, "they
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needed help."
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20 bales and 55 large bags of hemp bedding for
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livestock - was donated by the Kentucky Hemp
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Growers Cooperative Association. The hemp wasn't
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grown in Kentucky, it was grown in Canada.
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Oglala's Tribal Council had worked with Tribal,
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State AND Federal Governments all year including
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during spring planting. They were current with
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everything asked of them up to last year's August
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morning when Federal Agents came in looking like
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commando units and destroyed about 2,000 hemp
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plants.
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Andy Graves, president of the Kentucky cooperative,
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said the donation was "a symbolic effort." It makes
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up for the product they would have worked with had
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Feds not come in and defoliated the region. Oglala
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Lakota people say they will try this again every year
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until they get an adequate crop for making hemp
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products.
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-=[A cynical author wonders aloud what kind of hoes
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and chemicals might work best on government agents]=-
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PRIME ANARCHIST WORLD NEWS 2KNIGHT
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Pipe Bombs Found in Pa. Suburb
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LIMERICK, Pa. (PAWN) --
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There once were small pipe bombs in Phillish
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Raising fears that a serial killer was killish
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And although criminals lurk,
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No one has been hurt.
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And Police Chief Weaver was curt,
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Because he keeps losing his shirt
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On fake drug busts, and bomb hoaxes,
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And the ongoing possibility that
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A copycat was at work.
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"GOD" IS AT MENTAL HOSPITAL
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A director of a large network of furniture shops
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in the Siberian city of Novosibirsk, got to a
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mental hospital. He considers himself the Lord.
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The director ordered employees of his company
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to sprinkle furniture, exhibited for sale, with
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the mixture of "God<6F>s" urine and popular in Russia
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mineral water "Saint Springs."
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"God," a karate black belt, knocked out an employee
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of the ambulance, which arrived to take him to hospital.
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He also chopped off two fingers with a Samurai sword to
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prove his divine origin and insensibility to pain.
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Nevertheless, while staying at hospital, he still rules
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the trading network, because he is its sovereign owner.
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\ song idea \
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\You buy songs\
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\ to love 'em.\
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You\should NEVER \
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buy \'em 2 pretend\
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you \ wrote them. \
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NOT SOLD IN STORES.
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A recent price report has Bigmouth Billy Ass
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selling for $7.99 US, in a local electronics
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store.
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A quick eBay search shows up 2.99 and 12.00
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with 0 bids; 3.50 with 1 bid; 2.25 for 7 bids,
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1.25 for 3; and Dexter the Singing Duck sitting
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at 9.95 and 7.50 with 0 lonely bids.
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I'm just curious, did you pay 39, 79 or 129?
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IE: how many months ago?
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& THE ATI FAILED BUSINESS OF THE MILLENIUM AWARD
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GOES TO: Howard Computers
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For their campaign, "Ever heard of Howard Computers?"
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"You will."
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Each millenium we give an award to a venture which
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best represents most of all of the other failures
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around it.
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This millenium's goes to Howard Computers. Howard
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Transport outfitted all their trucks with mudflaps
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that freely advertised the computersales division,
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which may even be selling, but as they say in rhetoric-
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land, "well, uh, have you heard of them? Have you?
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Huh? Huh? Huh."
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EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO GOLDY HAWN MOVIES
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by Nat Grudge in the 3rd person. Special to
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PAWN - Prime Anarchist World News 2nite.
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Norfolk - (PAWN) President Bush was playing commander in
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chief today during high-tech war games at Joint Forces
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Command in Norfolk, Va. at the same time two Blackhawk
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Helicopters collided killing six military and injuring
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eleven. Unnamed sources close to the corporate media
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say there is "no correlation between George Bush playing
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wargames and the planes crashing but Nat Grudge thinks
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differently.
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"He crashed 'em, alright." Grudge said in a press
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conference live in irc chat, "period, end of paragraph.
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And I think Cheney and Powell are behind it."
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Grudge claims a video link allowed him to confer with
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NATO leaders at sea, which is how Grudge got enough inside
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information to be sure in his mind and heart that Bush did
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in fact kill these young men in harm's way.
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Yesterday, during a similar appearance at Georgia's Fort
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Benning, Mr. Bush detailed his $5.7 billion "quality of life"
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improvement plan for the military.
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-30-
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"It's unbelievable how easily
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The other lemmings seem to follow me."
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Open wide, let 'em slide, right off the cliff
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They'll land in their own pile of tired old B.S."
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--lyric from Sonic Joyride song "B.S."
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COMING SOON -
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* Record Review: Sonic Joyride's "Behemoth CD."
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* LBC in LaCross; LBC in Kenosha
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* Bush Says He's Likely To Attack Iraq "A Few More Times"
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* White House Will Need To Sell Off Surplus Marijuana
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Cocaine And Heroin From POTUS' Recent Mexico Trip
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* Beyonce Knowles Wears Some Clothing.
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* Punk Band Picks Name. Lao Mine Soup
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* NASA Goddard Shearson Lehman Hutton Smith EF Barney Coke
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To Layoff Viagra, Ephedrine and Beer
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THE ATI SYNTHESIZED PARODY SONG OF THE WEEK:
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Try To Guess What Singers We're Raggin' On.
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I'm a joker
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I'm a smoker
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I'm a plagiarizer
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Closer than my peeps
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You are to me.
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Baby-eeeeee
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Just call me shorty in the morning
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Bay-Beeeee
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You are my friend in weed
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Indeed, bay-beeeee
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Shorteeeeee.
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Plagiar-ager, ager ager-eeeeeee
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^^^^^^^^
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-|-
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/-
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-/
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\_
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-\
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OK
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We end with a short convoluted,
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Take-home Metaphor.
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Because afterall, is?
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Said and done.
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No justice in
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Criminal justice system
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When there's little or no
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Criminals IN it, yet it's
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Ever so much the
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Criminals are OPERATING it.
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.
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. .
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. .
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. .
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. . . . .
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This has been a Prime Anarchist Production in
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sequence with midi, mini-me and nietzsche.
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Address all letters to the editor to
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ati@text.org
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all musical questions should go to
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lutenist@geocities.com
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If it's bigger than a breadbox -- ati@sacco.indymedia.org
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For history, news and sports or to report a house fly write:
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ati@text.org
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Anything that doesn't fit anywhere else, write:
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ati@etext.org
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get your back issues at:
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
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or do a search from within at:
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http://www.etext.org/Zines
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[ this zineriter wishes to honor Leo
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Gaetano Giacomo Frigo 1932-2001 ]
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--------------------------
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The 'zine cleaning is now complete.
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Please enjoy the music. |