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EXTRA: Look at Michael J. Fox, what do you think of?
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| | | |/' _ ` _ `\ /'__`\/',__) All New Special
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| | | || ( ) ( ) |( ___/\__, \ Millenium's End
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(_) (_)(_) (_) (_)`\____)(____/ Issue...
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December 2000's last Issue - 256. 0012311086 hrs.
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::: 256 - special 8-bit tribute edition :::
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Greeeeeeetings and saaaaaalivations.
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I just finished watching "Secret of My Succe$s" and "Back
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To The Future;" I'm not proud, I'll admit it: and all I could
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think of was blue cheese dressing. Yes, blue cheese dressing.
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The chunky stuff. Ooey gooey chunks. Slippery slimy chunks.
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No idea what I'm babbling about? Read on.
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When my mom sees MJ Fox she sees what I could have been.
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Basically all she'd hoped for me. My late dad used to see in
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him drug addiction I guess, and a chip on his shoulder or
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some such. I just remember him always calling him "a hophead
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just like those Beatles boys." Don't worry, he didn't care
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much for the Rolling Stones either. I look at him however,
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I see what I once was for a very brief time. I look back
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with shudders, moans, grunts, and sighs of relief as if
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I'd just squeaked past it all within hairs of my life.
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Yuck. The "me generation." I blame Michael J Fox, but I
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ultimately blame _his_ hero, Ronald Wilson Reagan. You
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can have it now on no money down. Buy it now, pay later, or
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never, or whatever, who cares, let someone else pay.
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What does Michael J. Fox represent to you? That's all I'm
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asking. That's as far as I'm going to go with this too, because
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I refuse to kick someone on their way down the Great Wheel.
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He's getting 1.3 trillion come-uppances, and that's his trip.
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I just watch it all going down from the sidelines. And that's
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all I can say for now.
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Anarchy cologne. Unisex. Get it at Gadzooks! Wait. Do you
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even know what a Gadzooks is??? Hip store. Stickers, phat
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pants, sparkley shirts and half shirts. If you live on either
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coast you may be more familiar with the Hot Topic stores chain.
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Bingo, it's a lot like that. Cheap clothing and accessories,
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mass produced, sold at high prices abusing teens, young hipsters
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and the parents of teens and young hipsters.
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Have I summed it up right? I sampled some Anarchy yesterday.
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What, you thought I was going to buy some? Well, at 15$ for a
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2 oz red, white and black bottle with an easily "carved" /A/
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symbol it's a pretty low price, but not for something that's
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not even worth 99 cents! You want my honest opinion? What do I
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look like, a perfume reviewer? A fashion critique??? OK, here
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goes. It's a cross between that yellow and white box of bootleg
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Giorgio and a huge bottle of that hideous spray stuff you buy
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in an Avon catalog. That's not anarchy, my friend, that's a
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trip to grammaw's house. Looking back if I had to say someone
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who smelled exactly like Anarchy Unisex cologne I can say there's
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a teacher I had in 3rd or 4th grade, wait, I was never her student.
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I just passed her classroom in the hall sometimes. Don't remember
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her name, but I sure do remember baby powder and something else.
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Like something burning or something.
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You walk wide but still you smell it. It attacks your throat
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like a bee-sting as you cough all the way to your class, sitting
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as close to the window as you can get. You regroup your breathing
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abilities and your senses. The aftertaste is a cross between
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SkinSoSoft and that DDT can your mom used to keep under the sink
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back in the late 60's.
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That's it. If you've never sampled Anarchy cologne, just reread
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my column here. You've experienced as much as you need to.
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Trust me.
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Now I looked for them on the net and I found an anarchy cologne
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for women alright. From about 10 years ago. It's still popular I
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guess. And durned expensive. Like $58 bucks or something if I
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remember right. But it's NOT THE SAME sniff. Perhaps these two
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"corps" don't know anything about each other. I can almost see
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a really neat lawsuit ensuing between the two. "We coined that
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phrase first," "no we did..." "We own the rights," "no we do."
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It's manufactured by some company called Rega International and
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I'm told they're in Illinois. But I'm having equal troubles finding
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them. No web presence in this day and age? Hmm. Odd. No, not odd
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that they have no presence. Odd that they have no presence AND
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they're commanding a niche in the import/export business.
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Whaddya think. Maybe THAT's where the 1.3 billion to Colombia
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went???
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Oh well, won't be the last time we wasted necessary GNP on
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something that smells, eh?
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Michael J. Fox. Blue Cheese chunky stuff.
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Heroin Chic: the end results.
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Get it. Got it? Good.
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--==( I'm Prime Anarchist, and I said that )==--
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[anarchist wears polo cologne (old school - green
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bottle) and occasionally smirks while trying to
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justify $32 / oz. expense at his current longterm
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lifestyle. "Priorities," he says, "priorities." ]
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#'s
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http://www.not.com
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http://www.mad.com
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http://www.fahq.com
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http://www.anarchy.org
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http://www.capsteps.com
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http://www.thetruth.com
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http://www.sondra.net/al
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http://www.web-docent.com
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http://www.sphereofhiphop.com
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http://www.frucht.org/gigs.html
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http://users.skynet.be/kola/index.htm
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http://www.cowboypoetry.com/whois.htm
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati255.html
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http://www.eskimo.com/~galt/georgia.html
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http://www.freespeech.org/anarchytos/pg.html
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http://www.projectcensored.org/cyearbook.htm
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http://www.info-design.com/columbine/katz02.htm
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http://www.longlostperfume.com/anourverofch.html
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http://www.freeRepublic.com/forum/a3a4f46871570.htm
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http://web.tiscalinet.it/mastrorizzibros/m_j_fox.htm
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http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/MOHORbuster.html
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http://www.galleryAD.com/Art_of_Zines/12.07.00A.D./Taxali.html
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"btw, the binary equivalent of today's date is 21."
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-- Patrick Moore. January 1, 2001.
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Hey, you look a little leafy.
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HERE'S SOME LETTUCE 4 U...
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Dear Editor:
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Attached, please find two poems and my bio/cv.
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Sincerely,
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M.L. 'Max' Roth, Executive Editor
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The Success Trust Literary Family
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__The_Rugged_Crossing.doc
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___Microsoft Word Document
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_____Encoding: base64
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Overdue_Book.doc
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Cv-bio.doc
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[hey, do us a favor, would ya? resend 'em in
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.txt format. -ed.]
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to: ati@etext.org
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So 1986 was the year that GE bought out MTV and NBC eh?
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mausfan2005
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[attn: to whoever originated what a friend sent me
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titled "Coffeehouse patron finds Mother Teresa in
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cinnamon bun," Please find us another URL to refer
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to. That one broke overnite. -ed]
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to: ati@etext.org
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I KNOW A SECRET THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.......
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YOU COULD BE EARNING $60,000 PER MONTH LIKE MY
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BUSINESS PARTNER AND I!!!!!
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Your just two postage stamps away from finding
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out a secret that most people will never know.
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bobdole@hotmail.com
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[ed note: umm. oh well...]
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to: ati@etext.org
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Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where
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very educated and polite with Snowhite. When they go out
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work at mornign, they promissed a *huge* surprise.
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Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and
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the Seven Dwarfs enter...
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Hahaha
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[thanks for the virii, mickey! Good thing I use
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all the ancient browsers. ;-) ]
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/\/\/\/\
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\ Screw/
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/ w' /
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\Bart \
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/S's /
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\Head/
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\--/
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PRESS RELEASE
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CA Prison Walk From February 1 -- March 4, 2001, there will be
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an interfaith pilgrimage visiting about 22 prisons in California
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to bring out the many issues related to prison injustices in the
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United States.
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This will be a good opportunity to bring out the many related
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issues such as drug war injustices/corruptions, the death penalty,
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racial disparities in the US "justice" system, Prop215 interference
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by the Feds, etc.
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This walk is being initiated/conducted by a Buddhist nun of the
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Nipponzan Myohoji order which has conducted many prayer walks over
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the past decades in America and around the world.
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The local press on these walks typically offers good coverage of
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them in part due to the "colorful" nature of the event which includes
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the drumming and chanting of their traditional prayer for truthful
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understanding. Depending on the size of local participation en route
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the media coverage could expand to regional and national levels.
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Projections as of now for number of long distance walkers
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(15-17mi/day, total 500mi over a much longer route from Oakland to
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Fresno to Tehachapi to San Bernardino to Los Angeles to Santa Barbara
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ending at Lompoc prison) is a modest 10-15 walkers who will need
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overnight accomodations along the way.
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This walk has the potential to catalyze large events at locales
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along the route depending on how well local organizers/coordinators
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take advantage of this opportunity to participate locally and
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organize events along the way so that local speakers can bring
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out their various prison issue related messages to the participants
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and the public via media coverage along the way.
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Big or small, this walk will take place on schedule and whatever
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"snowball effect" this announcement may have on the eventual size
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and impact of this walk will depend on what the reader does with
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this information in the coming days and weeks.
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Please forward this brief overview message to your networks for
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review of details at the walk website
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http://www.stormpages.com/geronimo33/caprisonwalk.html and ask those
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interested in helping to organize/coordinate local events along this
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walk route, join a part of the route along the way, provide hospitality,
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etc.
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Jadies and lentle-men, in honor of issue 256's 256ness,
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I've powered up the old TRaSh80 model 100 portable computer.
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Would you know the 4 AA batteries were still good?
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After all these years.
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Oh well, what a hassle it's gonna be null-modemming
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this phile in, but you know what? It's gonna be worth it.
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Do any of you remember null modemming? Well, that WAS before
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Al Gore invented the NullModem cable wasn't it? Of course.
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So...
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/\/\/\/\
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\I know/
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/ was <
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\screwy\
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/ 2 /
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\start \
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\ with/
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\.../
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Somebody tell me, who's Tom Joad.
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Bruce won't help me
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Nor will Zack
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I looked in the histr'y books
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All the way back
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Ask you ask you
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I ask you please
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Somebody tell me
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Who's Tom Joad.
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Somebody tell me
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Who WAS Tom Joad
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Arlo's tight-lipped -
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N Woody's dead.
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N Library of Congress
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Should be destroyed
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Just like Shakespeare said, said and said and said.
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Ask me ask me If I
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Told you you'd know'd.
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Somebody tell me
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Who was Tom Joad.
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1 more?
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//
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Little Boy
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Back seat of Chevy Geo
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Stares into the sun
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Dad passes a car.
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Boy sicks his blue and white
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PowerRanger doll on
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The Overtaken vehicle
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Through his backseat
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passenger window.
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- - - - - - >>>
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//
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So add non-organic grapefruits to my
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list of things that make both my wrists
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lose all their hair overnite.
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Organic ones don't!
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The other two factors are 2400 mg. of
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ulcer antibiotics per day and kenalog
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cortisteroid back when I was little.
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(((*^%&$^$#%^#%$#&^%^*&*^@!*^*&$^###@)))
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We end this millenium with a poem reprint.
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You Who Are New
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by Sondra Ball
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You who are new here,
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who name your ancestors
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through ships that sailed from Ireland
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or from Italy;
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who trace your ties with this land
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through a mere two or three centuries;
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how can you possibly understand
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the hold a thousand generations
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have upon me?
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Twenty thousand years ago,
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the blood of my grandmothers
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splashed on the ground of birthing lodges
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on this continent.
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Twenty thousand years ago,
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the bodies of my grandfathers
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crumbled into soil
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on this continent.
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It is not history that holds me here,
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or tradition,
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or wanderlust.
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It is blood-
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the blood of a thousand generations
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running through soil,
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and through time,
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into my veins
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From AutumnLeaves Magazine
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http://www.sondra.net/al/vol5/51new.htm
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