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"it's finally over, gilligan beat the professor."
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--jay leno 13dec00
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:
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alGORE : gEORGe
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Dear Dad, Dear Pops,
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I feel like I let you Can you beleive it?
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down. We did it. Fuckin A rignt
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But I have an idea. dad. We pulled off somthin'
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How about Al Gore, III even a Nixon or a Kissinger
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and Andrew Cuomo? can't do.
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Maybe 2008? Father & son matching his
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He's half Kennedy, and hers towels in the oval
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you know. Almost as office first time in centruies.
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good as being jewish! Wow, Tinkers to Evers to
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I think we can pull Tinkers, pops.
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this off. Back to you dad. We did
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If we start soon. Yale proud, huh? Wad do uoy
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Al. think, pops? Thnk we have a
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mandate? -W
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And Shephard Smith is back on the air. Umm, wtf???
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Herein Lies the primeanarchist column.
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I dub this one "punditry without proper
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preface."
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You ready?
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Oh, Don't EVEN get me started on Cheney.
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There's a long range missile named after
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him in Laramie Wyoming, you know. Trust me, I
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know. I was stationed in colorado springs when
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they named it.
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They friggin' named it after him during
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the Panama invasion. I have NO IDEA WHAT
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their rationale was, beyond pro-war-propaganda.
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What did he do? And more to the point, what's
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his wife up to? She's one of the most unamerican
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pieces of carbon based flesh God ever created.
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I'm not even going to go there.
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And his daughter? Elitist bitch, she. And, I
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seldom use that term loosely, people. I was dating
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someone at Colorado College who was friends with
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her roommate. The year that Desert Shield was
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becoming Desert Storm she was extra venomous
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toward the local riff-raff (all 700 of us) who
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were protesting not only that war, but her
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father!!! Things got pretty ugly. She was one
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of the orchestrators of the local weekly yuppie
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pro-war/anti-protestor protests across the street
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from our seven month vigil. Yeah, every friday
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night for a couple months. Our bosses in the army
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would say very very very conflict-of-interest-oriented
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things like, (yes I was active duty army signal corps
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awaiting my honorable medical discharge by day, anti-
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war protestor sleeping on the Interstate 115 median
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by nite.) those who go can pick a day off the
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following week, or if you need to leave work early
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friday to get ready for protests, feel free. Dress
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nice, please gently inform the press that you're
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not allowed to speak on behalf of the military
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while you're there.
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Yeah, they would come out there from 5-6:30 and
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then again from 9-10:30 hoping to get lots and
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lots of media coverage. Yeah, I wish the media
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had the cookies to film Cheney one of those nites
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in her mini-skirt getting cold the minute it got
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dark, wrapped tightly in her 5'X 9' US flag, because
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her letter jacket wasn't warm enough to cover her
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goosebumps.
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One corner dragging on the ground!!!
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The media also didn't film us bringing them thirty
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five blankets one January night free, no strings
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attached only suggesting that they consider staying
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the night, if they were so convicted, and sure of
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their beliefs.
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There's Dick Cheney's yuppy daughter, half-patriot
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she. Paints a pretty picture, huh?
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--==[_prime_]==--
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(A)(T)(I)
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Hey Mambo Mon, Doo Dah NUMbahs RUMbah!
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http://www.georgetown.edu/organizations/solidarity/soa.html
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http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0004/propaganda/mp3.cfm
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http://www.nationalcatholicreporter.org/soa/index.htm
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http://www.angelfire.com/ca3/jphuck/BOOK3Ch3.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/ati/zine/mission.html
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http://www.siriuscommunity.org/directions.html
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http://www.gts.net/cody/my_struggle_p.6.html
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http://www.wisdomkeepers.com/blackgt.html
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http://www.bartcop.com/14ebert.htm
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http://www.actionmanmagazine.com
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http://hem.passagen.se/berlioz
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http://www.deathrobots.com
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http://www.youthspeaks.org
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http://www.drmega.cjb.net
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http://www.punksucks.com
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http://www.tabrunner.com
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http://prorev.com
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http://bounce.to/gonzo
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http://www.drmega.cjb.net
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http://216.42.52.111/opant
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http://prorev.com/bush.htm
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http://www.smudgereport.com
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http://www.bestofbroadside.com
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http://www.gn.apc.org/pmhp/ehippies
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http://www.cnetco.com/~dinecare/save
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http://www.sunipaz.com/biography.html
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http://www.orgnotcom.org/barefootphotos.htm
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http://www.grapevine.net/~butterflybill/BB.htm
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http://www.blumagazine.net/archives/Mitterand.htm
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http://www.rhinohandmade.com/RHIP/7701/readthis.html
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http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Maze/8854/Links2.html
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************
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HEY HEY HEY!
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IT'S A T I
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************
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...and LETTUCE, LETTUCE LETTUCE.
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Marco,
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Don't do that to me!
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It took me six weeks to get
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one of your jokes in issue
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250!
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Kevin C.
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[umm, either you're exaggerating or not
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real good in math, Kevin, since 250 came
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out 26nov. Check your watch d00d. -ed.]
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to ati@etext.org
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YEA> RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGAINST THE
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MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!FREE PELTIER.
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???@cs.com
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Dear George:
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Top right. Star on the flag
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behind Gephardt.
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Reed R.
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YO HO HO
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I am The REAL Santa...The Pirate Santa.
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I will deliver your pirate CD pressies
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(Music CD's, MP3 CD's full of albums,
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Playstation CD's, PC software CD's,
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MAC software CD's)
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Write your letters to me at my merry website:
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http://piraterecords.net
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All that I ask in return is to help me to feed
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the reindeers to deliver the pirate pressies
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and buy the materials, and donate a small amount.
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I will be delivering pirate pressies every day
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in December 2000.
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Contrary to popular belief I do not use the chimney
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Merry Christmas and Happy Pirating
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YO HO HO,
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PS
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Greetings,
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WE WILL GET YOUR MUSIC PLAYED ON THE RADIO!
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We realize that artists only need to sell
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[snip]
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[no thanks]
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>This was forwarded to me. I found it pretty interesting.
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> Subject: John 3:16
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>The Lord has a way of revealing those of us who
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>really know him, and those that don't!!! Think
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>about it!
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> Bush gave a big speech last week about how his
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>faith is so "important" to him. In this attempt to
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>convince the American people that we should support
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>him for president, he announced that his favorite
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>Bible verse is John 16:3.
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>Of course the speech writer meant John 3:16, but
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>nobody in the Bush camp was familiar enough with
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>scripture to catch the error. And do you know what
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>John 16:3 says?
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> "And they will do this because they have not known
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>the Father nor Me".
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>Coincidence? I think NOT!!!
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>Pass it on............
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[the forwarder will remain blameless -ed.]
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....(A)(T)(I)....
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And this just in from Gauntlet 'Zine:
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Rage Against the Machine have already apologized twice to
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fans who were booted off Napster for downloading their new
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album, but on Thursday (December 14) they put their music
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where their mouths are by releasing a batch of free music
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and videos online.
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The band released eight streaming video clips of live
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performances and 15 downloadable MP3 files via their Web site.
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The MP3s include instrumental versions of most of the tracks
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on Renegades, Rage's new covers album.
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"We make music first and foremost for our fans, and we want
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them to have access to it," guitarist Tom Morello said in a
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statement. "We want to apologize to our fans, and it is
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important to us to make it right."
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Perhaps fittingly, in light of the October departure of
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singer Zack de la Rocha, the MP3s include suitable-for-karaoke
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instrumental versions of such songs as Bruce Springsteen's
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"The Ghost of Tom Joad" and Bob Dylan's "Maggie's Farm."
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Other MP3s include live versions of the band's own "Killing
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in the Name," "Guerilla Radio" and "Sleep Now in the Fire,"
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as well as the MC5's "Kick Out the Jams." The live MP3s were
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recorded at a June concert in Sweden, while the streaming videos
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on the site document performances from various overseas dates
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this summer.
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Napster banned a number of users trading songs from Rage's
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new album last week at the behest of the band's management and
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its label. But Morello said the bans were a "horrible mistake,"
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and that the group's management company failed to consult the
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band before taking action.
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Rage Against the Machine are helping fans regain access to the
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file-trading service by posting a software fix on the Rage Web
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site. They've also asked Sony Music, which is in the midst of
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suing Napster for copyright infringement, to help fans get
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back onto the service.
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[ref]=[http://www.thegauntlet.com/ratm]
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.(a)(T)(i).
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AND OF COURSE, OVERHEARD IN USENET:
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: Cry me a river, buddy.
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: The bad news is that Bush is Prez.
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: The good news is
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: that Gore ain't.
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- - - - (A)(T)(I) - - - -
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T A R G E T P R A C T I C E
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From NNStuff (tm) typed in by Patrick W who spotted
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it on the web site of New Scientist :
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A GOOD story deserves a good airing. What follows was spotted
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in Bike magazine, which had spotted it in Pilot magazine.
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Two members of the Lothian and Borders traffic police were
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recently having a pleasant time out on the Scottish moors,
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trapping speeding motorists with a radar gun. Suddenly
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their equipment went crazy, registering a speed of over
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300 miles per hour. It then locked up completely. Seconds
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later the startled boys in blue understood why, as a low-flying
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Harrier jet screamed over their heads. Upset that their radar
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gun had been broken, the policemen put in a complaint to the
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Royal Air Force-only to discover that the damage could easily
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have been much worse. The RAF informed them that the Harrier's
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target-seeker had locked on to what it had interpreted as enemy
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radar. This immediately triggered an automatic air-to-surface
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missile attack. Fortunately for the two policemen, the Harrier
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was operating unarmed.
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************
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HEY HEY HEY!
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IT'S A T I
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************
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& NEXT UP, A QUICKIE EXCERPT FROM
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"Episode 2X25 - Anasazi"
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STORY BY: DAVID DUCHOVNY and CHRIS CARTER
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"Marc-- this is the only one i could find
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I am still looking for the other one.
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"I didn't realize that It is such a touchy
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subject. I hope they don't come looking for me
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":("
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--Monique Nixon
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Tagline EI AANIGOO E'HOOTE
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...
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FROHIKE: I don't think we've been followed.
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MULDER: Who would follow you?
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BYERS: Multinational black opps unit. Code name Garnett.
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LANGLY: Trained killers. School of the Americas Alumni.
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MULDER: Have you boys been defacing library books again?
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FROHIKE: They don't want us. They want him.
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MULDER: Kenneth Suna.
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LANGLY: We think that's his real name.
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BYERS: You've heard us refer to him as The Thinker.
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MULDER: What did he do?
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BYERS: Hacked into the defense department computer system.
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MULDER: ( Paying attention ) What?
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BYERS: The Thinker's an anarchist and a snoop.
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Whatever he got into has made him a very wanted man.
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Customs and immigration are on full alert.
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Every port of egress is closed.
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...
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Most recent searches as of moment of publication:
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[disclaimer: this is NOT a top-10; that's next]
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jornada
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420
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ping driver
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screencam
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hidden cameras
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ky jelly
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skins
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company register
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Kahler Tremolo System
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nintendo 64 walkthroughts
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Camaron Diaz
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zac AND hanson AND pregnant
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"Chris Isaak"
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Kahler Tremolo Bridges
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plastic toy manufacturers
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karaoke
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"how to be charismatic"
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+"hymen photo"
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vb AND script AND tree AND control
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[ref]-[http://searchenginewatch.com/facts/searches.html]
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And from the "lowest common denominator" department
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we bring you the top10 search phrases from the moment
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before this zine went to press.
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1.sex
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2.mp3
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3.warez
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4.hotmail
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5.yahoo
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6.chat
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7.xxx passwords
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8.pussy
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9.erotic stories
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10.playboy
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[what stinks about this list, is you could line up
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a list from 2-3 years ago next to this one, and
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maybe their's what, 3 differences???]
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] To give you an example... [
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] here's 9Nov (this year. & [
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]these are are both in order)[
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1.travel
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2.mp.3
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3.sex
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4.cars
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5.britney spears
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6.health
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7.autos
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8.careers
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9.apartments
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10.hotmail.
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& 1 final # to run your way. This week (sat thru fri)
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the googlebot trolled http://www.indymedia.org 298 times.
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We end with a fake news story:
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TOO MANY W'S MIGHT F IT ALL UP
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Bristol, CONN. (PAWN) - World Wildlife Fund and World Wrestling
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Federation Merger spells e-x-t-r-a--w-o-r-k for alliteration
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experts and linguists.
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That's right, the Young Panda has a new buddy. And it's not
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Jesse "The Boa" Ventura, but you're close. WWF Global Network
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has teamed up in a merger with the WWF for some ESPN powerplugs.
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"We think we can take the US right out of her recession before
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it even quite gets there," said Cisco Frisco, a Houston DBase
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programmer for one of the two corporations that are about to
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become as one.
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"We'll just tackle all the usual issues like forests, climate
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change, oceans, species, increasingly intensive fishing practices,
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such as long-lining and trawling, and we'll find out who's screwing
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it up so we can body slam 'em."
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Things will never be the same, according to a report released
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today by WWWWFF. The corporation will reside in the vacuuous area
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between I-95 and the western Mass/Conn border.
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Description: WWWWFF is now the world's largest country.
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(A)(C)(T)(I)(V)(I)(S)(T) (T)(I)(M)(E)(S)
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Send editors to the letter:
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ati@etext.org [or was that...]
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Go to our never-official website at:
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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Get back issues at:
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
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And sign up for the once a week broadcast from
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our listserver. We'll let YOU FIND THAT ONE on
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your own.
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