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When pigs fly...
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| | | |( (___ | |_ | || \_/ || |\__, \| |_
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(_) (_)`\____)`\__)(_)`\___/'(_)(____/`\__)
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(_) (_)(_) (_) (_)`\____)(____/
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Issue 251. December 2000. 0012012312 hrs
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Greetings and salivations.
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I'm Prime Anarchist and here's the rant I attach
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to this zine each week dealing with AMPs. Anarchy,
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Music and Poetry as our main topics, and all things
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in between. Some of the outskirts even. Right?
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Right.
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So New England went an entire hurricane season
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without a single biggie-storm. Ne'r an H storm,
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a G storm or even a D strom all year. Methinks we
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were "gone easy upon!"
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"All I want for Christmas is a president," is on
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as hold music while I wait to talk to one of my
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journalist friends at some daily paper. No offense
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intended to the person who penned that parody, but
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if you ask me, I want a whole lot more than that.
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I mean talk about asking for an unimportant gift.
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I mean do you think Mother Earth gives three hoots
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whether we get Gorge Bush or Albright Gore as our
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next president? Both will hurt her. Both couldn't
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care less about the environment.
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Does anyone really believe that one is going to
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be worse than the other for the plight of the poor?
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There's going to be a 20% increase in ugly grey
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blankets being distributed throughout our nation's
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capitol every year for the next five no matter WHO
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wins all 7 lawsuits pending.
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Do you for a single solitary moment think any
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one administration is going to be better equipped
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to handle the economic hard times ahead when we
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begin figuring out how to go back "in budget" with
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Iran/Contra, BCCI, S&L, Iraq, Bosnia, Somalia,
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Hurricane Mitch, Donald Trump's bankruptcy proceedings,
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and Tipper Gore's hangnail operation last Thursday???
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Do you? Do ya? Huh? Huh??? Huh, huh? Do you???
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The war on drugs is going to turn really (f)ugly
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the moment Al Gore gets at the helm, both abroad AND
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here in the Untied States.
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And Bush would handle things better, because?
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Well? Do you get my point? We're about to have a
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7-foot Christmas tree shoved up our butts so deeply
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it'll stick out our ears or our eyesockets. Take your
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pick. Gore or Bush. Which thousand pound gorilla do
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YOU want humping YOU in a Wal-Mart parking lot? Choose
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carefully now.
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6 lawsuits from now they're going to announce who
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our president is going to be.
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For the 19th time!!! And I've figured something out.
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Follow me on this one people, it's either going to be
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Al Gore and his people including Monica Lewinski, er
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uh, uh, I mean Joe Leiberman; or it's going to be George
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"What-We-Worry?" Bush and his people including Nancy
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Sinatra, John Gotti, Nancy Kissinger and some guy from-
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Laramie-Wyoming-with-a-long-range-ballistic-missile-
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sticking-its-tactical-nuclear-phallic-self-90-feet-
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out-of-the-ground-with-red-and-green-blinking-lights-
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atop-it named after him.
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Gore's people, or Bush's people. Let me be none-too-
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equivocal here: which middle aged wealthy white racist
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southern hick with an IQ just under his age who's the
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son of a lifetime politician (can you say nepotism???)
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would YOU prefer? We're going to get one of them,
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people. Brace yourselves. We haven't evolved to demand
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"none of the above," in OUR nation yet.
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-=Prime=- Anarchist, and I said that.
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123456789.........10. 10,9,8,7,6,5432......1!
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No, not the selectric company (ibm (tm)), it's ATI.
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And this is the #'s run for Thirst-day. N30. 2000.
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The one year anniversary of WTO! The day an earthquake
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greeted Mexico's new president, the day two schrapnel
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bombs greeted Senator Paul Wellstone, (he lived) the
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day people camped out dead-style in front of the Supreme
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Court building for tickets. I need a miracle! The day
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the mirth stood still. 120100
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/seattle99.html
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http://atlanta.indymedia.org/display.php3?article_id=506
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http://www.social-ecology.org/cgi-bin/awstats/awstats.pl
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http://www.campchaos.com/timekillers/dubya/flori-duh.html
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http://www.soaw.org/Articles/newsletter/puppets.htm
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http://hometown.aol.com/klinck/myhomepage/auto.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/ati/mediumcool.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/revolt/search.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/ati/sidessoa.html
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SOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOA
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http://thesmokinggun.com/bush/bush.shtml
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http://www.cdfreedom.com/lewisfranco
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http://misterridiculous.com/columns
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http://www.geocities.com/branwaedd
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http://www.folkweb.com/davidrovics
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http://www.grandtheftcyber.com
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http://www.thisisdemocracy.org
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http://xian.gq.nu/me/soa.html
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http://marcocapelli.iuma.com
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http://www.dandywarhols.com
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http://www.space4peace.org
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http://www.youngrebels.com
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http://www.bush-cheney.net
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http://www.luckyboys.com
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http://www.nonogirl.com
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http://www.z.com
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http://www.com
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LETTUCE ALONE ; LEAF ME BE!
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MARCO:
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I think they oughta divide the electors from Fla.
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up in proportion to the votes cast within the state.
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Hell, give W. the spare man. Then kick that wise-guy
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frat-boy right in the ass for presumtiousness.
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sisyphus
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to ati:
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In a message dated 00-11-27 08:41:06 EST, you write:
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<< You ever played a Prime Balalaika?
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Solid spruce face, maple back, beech neck...
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... wasting our time on M16's, AK's and HK's. >>
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When are people going to began protesting the
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choping-down of all those "political-government
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Christmas trees" burn'em down! standing on their
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sacred government headquarters!
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(count)
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Hi Marc ,
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Wow, quick response. ok..
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well 112% profit for a loan that carrries 12% interest
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<meaning ok?>
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just because they can manipulate bank accounts with numbers.
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It does explain why banks get wealthier and wealthier.
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(Create "virtual money," and when its payed for then its
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"real" money, nice scheme eh? :) ) Also how they crash.
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(when people take their money from the bank)
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I don't think , i can write a piece because :
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I don't see myself as an anarchist. (To much alike
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groupsex to me.) I Read the ATI and a lot more
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publications to widen my horizon. (#5 needs input..)
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If you're interested, i will continue sending these,
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either by NN or direct as reply.
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btw.. real name (_______ is my internet(gaming) nickname)
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is _____, I use it all over the internet.. (icq, nttp, http, IRC)
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It doesn't mean that i have "only" ONE nickname.
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For the moment it services the purpose it was created for.
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[we'll keep this one anon... -ed]
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TO THE CITIZENS OF THE WHOLE KIT AND KABOODLE,
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In light of your problems...
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Please look up the word constitutional
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in the dictionary... Rhymes with, smells
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like?
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...Also, please look up the words "feather-
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duster, fuzzy math, and lock-box."
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You've obviously lost your mandate, do
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you want to lose your corporate charter
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too???
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Wake up!
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And for Judas' sake, man... Please tell us
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who shot JR.
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-The Stone Flanger
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Date: 29Nov00
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From: Marcelle
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Re: The X-Fiels and SOA
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I went to the SOA Watch vigil at Ft. Benning last year to protest the
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"School of Assassins." There was a guy there passing out fliers and
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crazily screaming "Scully's sister was killed by the SOA!" He was
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pretty rabid and people were scared of him but i was excited b/c
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there was another phile in the midst! Since no one else seems to
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be responding to you b/c there are a lot of misconceptions about
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the SOA and it is referenced so quickly on the eps, I will gladly
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tell you where to find the mentions. I hope your intentions are
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moral, like DD and CC who wrote the eps! I once found a site
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that used TXF as a prop for the Chilean Nazi Party! Be careful!
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#1- "They're cold blooded killers"- Byers
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"School of the Americas graduates." -Langly
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from Anasazi
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#2- Skinner is talking about Louis Cara-something
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(the guy who shot Melissa) to Scully. He tells
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her that he was a killing machine or something,
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"a School of the Americas alumni" I'm pretty sure
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its from from Paper Clip
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>Can someone tell me which X-Files eps mention the School
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>of Americas or SOA, there is one that mentions the name
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>outright and another that mentions death squad training
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>at a school in Georgia with U.S. tax dollars. I just
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>need the names of the eps.
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>thank you for your help.
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>Monique Nixon
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to: primeanarchist@thepentagon.com
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Hey Hey Hey
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It's A T I !
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=============
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- We begin with a parody -
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Peppersprayed For Christmas
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To The Tune Of "I'm Getting Nothing For Christmas"
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Tepper/Bennett (c) 1955
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new words by PAP - Prime Anarchist Productions
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[copyleft] (cl) 2000
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I'm gettin' pepper sprayed for Christmas
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Georgie and Albert are mad.
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I'm getting pepper sprayed for Christmas
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'Cause I ain't seen nuttin' but bad.
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They infiltrated our whole group;
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Somebody snitched on me.
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All I did was hollar and whoop;
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Somebody snitched on me.
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I don't like cops morphin' into troops;
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They get so cocky and act like poops;
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I'm sure they didn't wanna be like that, oops;
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Somebody snitched on me.
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Oh, I'm gettin' pepper sprayed for Christmas
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Jeb Bush and Neil is mad.
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I'm getting pepper sprayed for Christmas
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'Cause I ain't seen nuttin' but bad.
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I put some KrazyGlue on WarBucks's chair
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somebody snitched on me.
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I pointed out arresting's just not fair
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somebody snitched on me.
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I did a dance on top o' the ruins
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Of multinational corporate doins,
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Filled the streets with my own peeps -
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somebody snitched on me.
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Oh, I'm gettin' pepper sprayed for Christmas
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The Dow and the NASDAQ are mad.
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I'm getting pepper sprayed for Christmas
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'Cause I ain't seen nuttin' but bad.
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I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
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Somebody snitched on me.
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He won't come visit me because
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Somebody snitched on me.
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Next year I'll be here again;
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We'll be twice as many and then
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Even infiltrators can't stop us when;
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Somebody snitches on me.
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So you better be careful whoever you are
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Pick which side of the street's for you,
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And maybe you'll get peppersprayed too.
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\ BEWARE THE BLUNTED E-ZINE!
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\ A blunted or chipped e-zine can permanently
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\ \ Damage your most valuable personality. A worn
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\ \ E-Zine will impair the quality of content you
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/ / Take in. Make sure your e-zine is certified "K-Rad,"
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/ / Or "Decent," before reading this T-Phile. If in
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/ Doubt, have Prime Anarchist Check it for you.
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/ Because only Prime can detect E-Zine Blunt.
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"The 21st century began at Seattle."
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This was the headline over a French
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newspaper report, late '99
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Was' 'teh - A Lingual Moment
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At 5:15 am, the words Chicago and Casino become indistinct.
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FOLLOW-UP THIS!: Research Project Of The Millenium
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by Prime Anarchist Productions
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Jeb<65>s defaulted loan from Broward Federal Savings and Loan in Sunrise,
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Florida transpired as follows.16 On February 1, 1985, Broward Federal
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loaned $4,565,000 to real estate developer J. Edward Houston, secured
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only by Houston<6F>s personal guarantee. The same day, a company headed
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by Houston turned around and loaned the same amount to a partnership of
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Jeb Bush and Miami real estate developer Armondo Codina for them to buy
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a five-story building in Miami<6D>s financial district.
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[ref]=[http://www.campaignwatch.org/more1.htm#jebsl]
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Litany of the Full Moon
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a poem by Rafael Jes<65>s Gonz<6E>lez
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Mother of the eggs
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in their shells -
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lull us.
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Queen of the crystals
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& of the mirrors -
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bewitch us.
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Sister of the suns
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of the south & the north -
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enlighten us.
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Godmother of frost
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& of jasmines -
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console us.
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Mistress of the tides
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& of the waves -
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remind us.
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Goddaughter of the planets
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& of the stars -
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guide us.
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Shepherdess of the clouds
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& of the mists -
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protect us.
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Grandmother of the snowy sierras
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& of the fevered mountains -
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heal us.
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Wet-nurse of dreams
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& of illusions -
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give us courage.
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Bless us holy light
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of the night.
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SOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOA
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April 16th, 1854: Birthday of Jacob
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Coxey, leader of "Coxey's Army" of
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hoboes who marched on Washington in
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protest in 1894. Coxey was arrested
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for walking on the White House lawn.
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(_) (_) `\__) (_)You had a
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choice and you chose us. Thanks.
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Whelp, that's it for ATI251.
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We hope: you
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a)liked it
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b)got a lot out of it
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or c)will use it some.
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And of course, we end with a poem.
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Because after all is said and done,
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all we got left is myth and metaphor,
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huh?
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A Poem for Muhammad al-Dura
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[in English, for a reason]
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sent in by secret squirrel
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Aaaakh, ya M'hammad...
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How could they do that to you?
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I could not bear to see the pictures
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Of your final moments of terror
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And when the brave ambulance men came to try to help you
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They shot and killed one of them too
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I have no words to express
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My revulsion
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My bitterness
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My deep, deep sadness
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Despite the world's best propaganda,
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The undeniable disparity cannot be blurred
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Between your poor, but noble, people whose human rights have been violated
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For so many decades
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And the well-armed, well-fed, divinely arrogant zealots
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In their 'NY Yankees' baseball caps
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So pampered and protected by their American lackeys
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In the face of universal condemnation (for so many decades)
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Goliath cannot masquerade as David any longer
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No, you don't fool me
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A child's life should be more precious
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It is more precious, damn you!
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How could you shoot him, that little boy?
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How can anyone console his poor father and mother?
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Chosen by the devil you must be
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Where is the shame that should consume your society?
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His life was no less sacred than one of your own
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The brutal state of Israel, the biggest terrorist of all,
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Has yet to account for its record of racist evil
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Inflicting so much suffering upon so many families, daily now...
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For half a century
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Instead, it continues to gloat as the favorite brat
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Of the side with the big guns
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(for the time being...)
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They deleted your life, ya M'hammad
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And I can only offer you these tears
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And remember, 2morrow is international "DO NOTHING" day,
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So get out there and like they say in NIKEland,
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"Just do it."
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[issue dedicated to Jun Yasuda] |