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"(as long as the Internet doesn't dissolve into anarchy).
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http://flag.blackened.net/agony/ayp.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/rocker"
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-- Harley Hahn's Internet & Web Yellow Pages. Pg 9.
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[PAWN] - EMI and Time Warner each agree to sell off $45 worth
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of small record labels to avoid anti-trust litigation as they
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merge all the record companies that are left except for
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mp3.com and Napster. Film at 11...
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_____ _ _
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( _ ) (2)_ _ _ (4)_
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| (_) | ___ | ,_)(_) _ _ (4) ___ | ,_)
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| _ | /'___)| | | |( ) ( )| |/',__)| |
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| | | |( (___ | |_ | || \_/ || |\__, \| |_
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(_) (_)`\____)`\__)(_)`\___/'(_)(____/`\__)
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(_ _)_
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| | | |/' _ ` _ `\ /'__`\/',__)
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(_) (_)(_) (_) (_)`\____)(____/
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Free2dom, slack4 and cyber4punks
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- - -
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#'s [for saturn day , 30sep00 747pm]
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http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/yiddishbiblio.html
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http://www.ljworld.com/section/frontpage/story/17422
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http://www.homestead.com/lucylittleland/vf99.html
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http://www.konformist.com/rocknroll/elvisfbi.htm
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http://www.strategicintel.com/dresscode.htm
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http://www.williamsmusic.net/anthology.html
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http://www.3rdmesa.com/audio/casper.shtml
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http://www.antionline.com/archives/pages
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http://www.demotivate.com/columnist.cfm
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http://www.visitrhodeisland.com/potato
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http://www.actionmanmagazine.com
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http://www.mashriq.org/news
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http://www.rollergirl.de
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http://artofhacking.com
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http://www.larkinam.com
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http://FBIcover-up.com
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http://www.sinkers.org
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http://www.sondra.net
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http://www.xippix.com
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http://www.o11.org
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http://www.dsl.org
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LETTUCE
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why is it most spam is copyrighted? makes me want to
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use it for my own purposes to see if the assholes sue
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me and bring themselves out into the open
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Pomegranate Dave
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to marco:
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The following is a brief excerpt from Dr. Timothy Leary's last
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interview in the October 1996 issue of "Magical Blend" magazine:
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"Always put yourself in the best place you can, the best place
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to be. The selection of your location-shot - where you make this
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movie of your life - is tremendously important. Go to a place
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where the people share your interests, yoru aspirations and
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your optimistic point of view. You don't want to go into the
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middle of Bosnia or someplace like that. You have a lot to do
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with the selection of the place you live, your own goals and
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the uniform you wear."
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Swiss Hell!
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OPEN LETTER TO GEORGE "PRESIDENT ERRANT" BUSH.
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What in hell is an "invitation only town hall meeting?"
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marco
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OPEN LETTER TO hARMY CHAPLAIN SGT Paul Van Schie
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When I was training at Fort Gordon, GA to be an army signal
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soldier in 1988 I asked every chaplain I encountered about
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the part of the 10 commandments where killing another human
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being is not a very good idea. I did this in South Carolina
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before that, and in Colorado the years that followed while
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I awaited my medical discharge from that horrendous job I'd
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enlisted for. I think I asked at least thirty different
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chaplains in three years. 29 of them came up with some of
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the wackiest rationalizations I'd ever heard, until I read:
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"protest against the SOA is built on a foundation
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of lies made by radicals and is in no way supported
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by the Catholic Church," and "many of who are college
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students there to get credits because a professor has
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offered them as an incentive," and "If you truly wish
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to know what goes on at the SOA ask to come and see,"
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which were sent by SGT Paul Van Schie recently.
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Rather than pick on SGT VanSchie endlessly - which was
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my first impulse - I will point out that it were an
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afrikan american southern baptist minister finishing
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out his time at Fort Gordon at Signal School as a
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drill sergent, a chaplain and a signal soldier himself
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who had the courage and the intestinal fortitude to
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answer my question with God's words instead of the
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United States hArmy's words. He explained to me that
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it is wrong to take a life, period, end of paragraph.
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He wishes his job description were changed to guidance
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counsellor rather than chaplain, because in essence
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his job was thus:
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After someone trains to kill other people, kills other
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people, or feels good about killing other people, he
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is supposed to give them the spiritual, physical and
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emotional support that will keep them from any suicidal
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tendencies they may harbour, so that they may live out
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their years as a good human being rather than someone
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who felt so horrible about taking lives that they went
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and killed themselves.
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I would suggest that this SGT's job at SOA is on the
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same level and he is probably pretty good at it. He
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has probably visited other chaplains, or base psychiatrists
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himself in order to be able to continue doing what he
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does, and for that I mostly just feel sorry for him.
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But alas, I've got more important things to do, some of
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which are writing beautiful songs, running a homeless
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shelter, teaching peace, nonviolence and justice, and
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of course closing down such behemoths as the School of
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Americas.
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I resolved my inner conflict between Christianity and
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practicing murder by choosing to NOT RE-ENLIST. I would
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urge the E-5 chaplain to consider the same thing. I don't
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want to poke too much fun of him, but the more often he
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tries to use the following two things in the same sentence:
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1) Christ,
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and 2) military,
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he looks all the more foolish.
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May God not only bless us all, but further illuminate.
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And the jewish part of me asks Elijah to "hurry up!!!"
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marco frucht
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Y O U ' R E N O T T R Y I N G TO HEAR THAT;
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ARE YOU? : An OPEN LETTER To Albert Gore, Jr.
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OK, let's cut the chase and get the one biggie in
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right from the get go; and I believe this is why
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Nader SHOULD be right in there debating.
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Ask Jello Biafra how he feels about the conflict of
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interest with Al Gore championing hr2911, Tipper,
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Elizabeth Dole, and Lynn Cheney championing censorship
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and criminal litigation against members of the
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entertainment industry, with Al Gore having control
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of Occidental, while at the same time Occidental was
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one of the three biggest funders of the PMRC nonprofit
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organization?
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CARWARS: Isn't That A Hoot?
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A COLUMNAR COLUMN by the Prime Anarchist
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At the bank this morning I parked next to a Pacer.
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No lie. Souped up a little, too. Luggage rack, chrome trim,
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all the rust and body rot is well cared for.
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You know it was an ugly car, that's what it had going
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against it from the beginning.
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No, not ugly. Doofy. That was the best word for it when
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I was, what 17 years old or so? Doofy. Doofus. Yeah, doofy.
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But now it's different. First one I've seen in what,
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11 years or more. I don't even think I've seen pictures of
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it very often. Now that the two-party system fanatics have
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killed off all but a few NDNs, er, uh, I mean Pacers, I
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have to say that looking at one this morning -- I'll please
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to call it distinctive.
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-=23prime23=-
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& in muzik newz... you heard it... doozh, doozh. 1st!
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Ozzy Osbourne has once again attacked the Rock and Roll
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Hall of Fame, asking it not to induct his old band Black
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Sabbath. Although the Sabs are on the list of nominees
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for the fourth year running, Osbourne pointed out that
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those voting were artists, critics, and people in the
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music business.
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"Why don't they let the fans vote?" he asked in a
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statement released on Monday, September 25. "As it
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stands now, what's the point? It's a joke. It's about
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glad-handing and grandstanding and I don't want any
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part of it."
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Osbourne, who is currently shoring up his rock credentials
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by appearing in Adam Sandler's new film, Little Nicky, made
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the same appeal last year. "Forget about us," he demanded.
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"We're a people's band and that suits us just fine." So
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much for that Black Sabbath/Gerry Rafferty jam session we
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were looking forward to.
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"I am disappointed the president has resorted to an
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overt political Band-Aid 46 days before the election with
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his decision to tap into the strategic petroleum
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reserve," said House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert, R-Ill.,
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in a release on Friday.
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[Dennis, you should have just said "Drats, foiled again."]
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EGYPT - What's their obsession with death, dying and the dead?
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Or more likely, what's OUR obession with their dead, death and
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dying?
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.and.in.the.furthering.of.urban.legands.department.
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A guy named LD sends in:
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Any time you get to feeling like things just couldn't get any
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worse.....just think of this accident, which really happened.
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And you thought you were in deep shit......??
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PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt
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fed his constipated elephant 'Stefan' 22 doses of animal laxative
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and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the
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plugged-up elephant finally let fly and suffocated the keeper
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under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich,
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46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema
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when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud.
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"The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr.
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Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay
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unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top
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of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern.
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"With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at
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least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time
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he suffocated. "It seems to be just one of those freak accidents
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that happen."
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"I'm going to act incredulous."
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--Econolodge taken out of context. Perhaps the best written
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ad we've heard in months.
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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[IMAGE] -
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Harry Mellville, James Ganicotti and Fred Raubman of Sony
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Century Fox Paramount testify Wednesday that C-Span does not
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in fact market to teens, schoolgirls or young hot vixens with
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sexy lusty smut-peddling cheerleader uniforms and pigtails.
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CONGRESS DUBIOUS OF FILM INDUSTRY'S ROLE AS SCAPEGOAT:
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Movie Moguls Offer Free Tickets to Winona Ryder Premiers
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As Incentive To Allow Continued Mainstream Porn.
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By Dodge Dart
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Rocks Newspapers
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[special to prime anarchist world
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news. "a rhyme porner company"]
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WHITEWASHINGTON - (PAWN) Opening scene: Eight pornographers sit
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at a witness table facing a committee of diehard fascists on the
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Occidental, OPEC, Starbucks and EMI payroll, only hours after
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revelations that Peewee Hermit's cartoons had double meanings
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imbedded, just like all Disney movies.
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These are HarleyWorld's head honchos, starmakers and star
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breakers able to own humans like Hitme Steers, Mandy Less and
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McCauley Caulking for under a billion dollars each.
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But now they're pitching a proposal of their own: "buy us a
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small island where nothing is ever illegal and we'll give you
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free laminates to all our shows and backstage passes to anything
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involving Jenifer NoPez, Joe Camel or the King of France."
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There is stirring in the Capitol Hill balcony seats, jammed
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with journalists and junior high Dutch girls. Conflict in the
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opening scene has grabbed the live studio audience. And
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ratings, through the roof, have never been better.
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Proof that Tipper Gore and the PMRC Review will make it past
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a pilot afterall.
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Senator Ron McPain (R) Hanoi, was his usual "I'm agonizing and
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taking it out on y'all" self. Then on Wednesday, the NY Rhymes
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reported that Peewee Hermit's cartoons contained subliminal
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messages that make children as young as six (6 yrs old) smoke
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after sex, ask mom and dad which car has more gas in it each
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night and stay up way past bed-time watching C-Span.
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Under committee questioning, some studio executives admitted
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they're not only "Hair Club For Men" board members, but that
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they are also customers.
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A M o n i k a - O l l i e S h o w d o w n .
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(PAWN) BALANCE, New Mexico - In a sudden show of journalistic
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chutzpah, Monika Lewinski and Oliver North will be squaring off
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in a new late nite "news and opinion" show called News Order.
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Lewinski, a recovering democrat, will be representing her so
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conservative ilk, while North will continue pretending he's
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ever the liberal.
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Guests on the pilot show will be David K. Duke, Hal "Burner"
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Turner, Bowen Gritz and Brutus Slewa. After that, they will begin
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inviting people who are further to the right than these particular
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guests.
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