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This is not a test.
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This is a test of a test. Had it been a real test
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you would be listening to a real radio station that
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really plays real music.
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Not this washed up rehashed wound up ground up churned
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out burned out creepy crud passing for music these days.
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This is a test of a test of the Emergency 911 Wakeup
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Call, brought to you by the makers of Your Music Sucks
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Inuncorporated, in conjunction with Conjunction Junction
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Functions, International.
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By a wider definition than that of the Emergency Broadcast
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System, you can consider this a real emergency.
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This test of the Emergency 911 Wakeup Call has really
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been a test.
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Hope you passed.
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http://flag.blackened.net/ati/test.mp3
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I have a confession to make.
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I'm still in love with Gloria from
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"All In The Family!"
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234 230700
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,
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_ || ' happy
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< \, =||= \\ fullmoon,
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/-|| || || wasn't
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(( || || || it?
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\/\\ \\, \\ I
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thought so!
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MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS
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Hey Al Gore, gotta ask you again...
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I suppose now's not a good time to bring up HR2911, huh?
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Greeting, I'm prime anarchist, and this is the 'zine for
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Sunday: the 23rd of July.
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AND NOW AN ATI RANTICLE -
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James Traficant - nice toupe. I'm tellin' ya - it takes at
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LEAST a year and a half off of you. Much better'n McCain's
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combover! He really should do what Jessy Ventura does - he
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gets 5-10 years shaving his head. I really think McCain can
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get down to looking 60 or so, you know?
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Of course he could jump on national TV with barbells and
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dumbells like Castro or Reagan. He'd look AND feel better,
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but who cares how the guy "feels" - that's what we have
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presidential sections of navy hospitals for. And senate gym
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and health spas at taxpayer expense, huh?
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So are you read for the emmys? The New Academy of Television
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Arts and Sciences should be a hoot. nATAS, spell it backwards,
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tell me what you come up with? Kudos to Michael from the
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Hollywood Reporter for calling the ATAS people "boobs."
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Of course, Al Gore wouldn't benefit from using dumbells, he
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already is one.
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C|Net is buying Ziff-Davis. Not just for cleaning products
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any more. You might know them for other things besides just
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vinegar and chlorine. Have you ever searched the internet?
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Have you ever read a 'zine that's a little more commercial
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than the one you're "holding in your hands" this moment?
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You're probably encountering a Ziff-Davis product. You're
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probably sitting on one of their, (oh yeah, that's a different
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product. But if you wear hairspray...)
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Consider this fairwarning, and a prediction which
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shall/should leave you adequately forwarned.
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George bush gives the foreshadowing, that when he announces
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his choice of running mate, we are going to say "oh yeah.
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Duh!"
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Well, I'll tell you who, and why.
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Are you ready?
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William Cohen. The only US citizen more outspokenly pro
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police-state than Cohen is Tipper Gore. And you know he won't
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pick her, right?
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Right?
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Hmmm. There's the ex-prez dad, "George Herbert Walker Texas
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Ranger" but how silly would that be?
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So we're back to the shortest short list ever, unless you count
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Al Gore who's left with only two choices, Bill Bradley or John
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McCain. Well, unless you don't rule out Tipper Gore.
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Let the brave new world begin...
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CORRECTION
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Louise Benally's correct address is:
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PO Box 1042
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Hotevilla, AZ 86030
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ATI issue 233 had it incorrectly listed
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as box 1942.
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"& a 1 uh and a 2 uh, and a three uh..."
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-Lawrence Welk.
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NUMBAS -
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http://digitaldarkness.com/zine/dd15/dd15_12.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/ati/23ati.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/ati/webzine2.html
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http://members.aol.com/rmckinzie/index.html
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http://members.tripod.com/GrassRootsOyate/pineridge.htm
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http://naac.8m.com
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http://spaceyideas.com/publicity/photos/photos.html
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http://www.cockybastard.com/2000/index2000.htm
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http://www.corpwatch.org/feature/prisons/c-parenti.html
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http://www.dkp-ml.dk/mp3/folk.htm
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http://www.gabgab.com/main.htm
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http://www.gis.net/~cht/links.html
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http://www.hpoo.com
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http://www.i-tribal.com/features/grammytalk.html
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http://www.iuma.com
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http://www.ljworld.com/section/frontpage/story/17422
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http://www.mit.edu:8001/activities/safe/notsee.html
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http://www.mp3.com/stations/marcos_ampstuff
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http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com/grammys.html
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http://www.phoaks.com/phoaks2/newsgroups/comp/society/cu-digest/index.html
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http://www.sfbg.com/AandE/8days.html#sat
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http://www.sirius.com/~bobstahl/zenlite.htm
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http://www.soapboxgirls.com
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http://www.soaw.org
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http://www.thegauntlet.com
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http://www.unitedstates.com/cgi-bin/farticle/137971?20000518153119
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http://www.webzine2000.com
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http://x70.deja.com/getdoc.xp?AN=558260531&CONTEXT=963877114.893321446&hitnum=9
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LETTUCE
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-=-
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It was about three years ago today that Adam and I were sitting in his
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basement writing "40/80". A story about getting harassed unjustly on 53 and
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Ogden. Today at that same intersection we signed a record deal with Elektra.
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Thanks to everyone that has been around and spread the word since the
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purple tape days, the Old School 420 Geeks. Thanks to Jeremy and everyone at
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WONC who were playing our music before we even had a band name, you guys are
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the shit. Thanks to Sean at Metro for hooking us up show after show, we
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appreciate it. Everyone that's on this list deserves a thanks too.
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I know that term "sellout" has been thrown around a lot, we just want to
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make this our lives and actually be professional musicians/songwriters. To
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do what we love to do and make a living off of it still baffles me. I
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promise we will continue to keep putting out the same type of music that we
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have been since we started, music from our hearts, shit that stirs up some
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sort of emotion in the 5 of us and hopefully you.
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If it wasn't for these label reps seeing all you crazy fucking 420 Geeks
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rip up the floors of the HOB and Metro none of this shit would be happening
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for us. You guys are the shit, I hope you feel as big a part of this as you
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should. Thanks, speaking for Joe, Adam, Ryan, Jason, our managers Thaddeus
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and Doug (ThugDaddy), Willie, Steve Busse, Rajiv, our trusty roadies, King
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our hairy traveling hippy, Nendick our traveling prankster, and of course
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Cockboy..............
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420 Geekin with a permagrin,
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Kaustubh
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[Stubhy, I can't see this happening to a nicer person. Congrats.]
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-=-
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To Marco:
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Ian and I spent our day off sleeping. I woke up in the middle
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of the afternoon, and for the first time in weeks, I really
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felt like fooling around, so I woke Ian up, and he was so mad,
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"What!" and I flinched back, and then he said sorry, and we
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made up. We hadn't messed around for so long, it's like it was
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new or something, but very weird, and I don't know why, but
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kind of sad. I don't think he loves me anymore, and I don't
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know, I love the guy, but he's still figuring out who he is.
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Tia
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-=-
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to ati@etext.org
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Be a Non-Smoker in as little as 7 Days !!! With Finally-Free
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Finally-Free Works 96% of the Time!
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Supresses your craving for smoking, AND Eating!
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Significant Smoking Reduction in just 48... [ed note: this
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one's poetically phunny, because yesterday after my gig
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I smoked my first cigarette, a camel, in 3 months. Almost
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a year before that.]
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-=-
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From: 61694504@
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Subject: "I saw this site and thought of you!"
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Date: July 22, 2000 10:46:01 PM EDT
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To: ati@etext.org
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CC: everyone@www
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{yadda, yadda, yadda...} [ed note: nice try though...]
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-=-
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To The Editor:
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[previously printed in a November '95 University of
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Connecticut newspaper, New London Day and the Hartford
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Courant. (the more things change...)]
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"Psst," I imagine someone whispering to defense chief
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William Perry, "Apologize for our raping that little Japanese
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girl - maybe they'll get off our back about Nagasaki."
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Our military raped a 12-year old girl??? Japan deserves
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an apology and then some. Didn't we demand 300 years ago
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that English soldiers stay out of OUR bedrooms?
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Don't Japanese people deserve the same basic human rights?
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Or are we still blinded by our imperialistic misbehavior the
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whole world over? This just shows me we're getting too big
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for our britches.
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If the U.S. government truly wants to have good diplomatic
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relationships with Japan, then 47,000 troops should be moved
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somewhere else. It's time to stop shoving our soldiers down
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peoples' throats. We've gone to decay when our soldiers begin
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gang-banging children.
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Let's go beyond the lip service, Washington. Let's get out
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of Japan.
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Marc Arnold Frucht
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-=-
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to ati
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http://www.housewyfe.com/
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a fun ATI link
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Lazar
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-=-
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Hey - just saw 231, one of the funnier ones I've seen in a while.
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I've never written to you I don't think, though I've read yer 'zine
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forever since the BBS days now and then. I'm the guy that started the
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cDc thing.
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Anyhow- just wanted to say I've been digging ATI.
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G. Ratte'/cDc
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-=-
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Wordless Song (To Speak Of)
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by Marco Capelli
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A7 and E is the entire chord structure,
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the melody goes:
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A7 E
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--2----2-------2-2-------2-----0---------------
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---------------------------------------2------1
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this song doesn't have any words
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A7 E
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---------------------------------0----------
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--2----2-------2-2-------2-----4-------0----
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--------------------------------------------
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this song doesn't have any words...
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...You might think you just heard a word
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But this song doesn't have any words
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I wrote this song just the other day
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And it didn't have any words
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So I just began to play and to play
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And I sang it without any words
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It went lalalalalalalalalalalala
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This song doesn't have any words
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lalalalalalalalalalalala
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This song doesn't have any words
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Wordless song wordless song
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You insist I'm singing it wrong
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Wordless song wordless song
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This song doesn't have any words
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(ch) this song...
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It goes lalalalalalalalalalalala
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This song doesn't have any words
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lalalalalalalalalalalala
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This song doesn't have any words
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Just like the ones on MTV
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This song doesn't have any words
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And so it goes with VH-1
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No, this song doesn't have any words
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And Tnn and Cmt
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And Mt- empty mtv
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empty empty mtv
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no this song doesn't have any words.
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wordless song, wordless song
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I'll sing it all day and all night long
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wordless song, wordless song
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This song doesn't have
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any
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words.
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copyleft 2000
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marco capelli frucht
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http://www.frucht.org
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(for instructions on copyleft, get ahold of cheshire catalyst)
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Chuckle, Chortle And Chew On This...
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This was put in Usenet by Reverend Regina Reaganchild
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> Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order
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> to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the
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> warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not
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> required, but the information will help us to develop new products that
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> best meet your needs and desires.
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>
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>
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> 1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade
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> [_] Classified [_] Other
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> First Name:.....................................................
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> Initial: ........
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> Last Name:......................................................
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> Password: .............................. (max 8 char)
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> Code Name:......................................................
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> Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ........... ........... ..........
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>
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> 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
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> [_] F-14 Tomcat
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> [_] F-15 Eagle
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> [_] F-16 Falcon
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> [_] F-117A Stealth
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> [_] Classified
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>
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> 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19....... / ......./......
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> 4. Serial Number:...............................................
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> 5. Please check where this product was purchased:
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> [_] Received as gift / aid package
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> [_] Catalog showroom
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> [_] Independent arms broker
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> [_] Mail order
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> [_] Discount store
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> [_] Government surplus
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> [_] Classified
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>
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> 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas
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> product you have just purchased:
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> [_] Heard loud noise, looked up
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> [_] Store display
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> [_] Espionage
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> [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
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> [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
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> [_] Was attacked by one
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>
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> 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your
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> decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
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> [_] Style / appearance
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> [_] Speed / maneuverability
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> [_] Price / value
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> [_] Comfort / convenience
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> [_] Kickback / bribe
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> [_] Recommended by salesperson
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> [_] McDonnell Douglas reputation
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> [_] Advanced Weapons Systems
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> [_] Backroom politics
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> [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat
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>
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> 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
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> [_] North America
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> [_] Iraq
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> [_] Iraq
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> [_] Aircraft carrier
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> [_] Iraq
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> [_] Europe
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> [_] Iraq
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> [_] Middle East (not Iraq)
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> [_] Iraq
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> [_] Africa
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> [_] Iraq
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> [_] Asia / Far East
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> [_] Iraq
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> [_] Misc. Third World countries
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> [_] Iraq
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> [_] Classified
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> [_] Iraq
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>
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> 9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to
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> purchase in the near future:
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> [_] Color TV
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> [_] VCR
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> [_] ICBM
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> [_] Killer Satellite
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> [_] CD Player
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> [_] Air-to-Air Missiles
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> [_] Space Shuttle
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> [_] Home Computer
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> [_] Nuclear Weapon
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>
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> 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check
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> all that apply:)
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> [_] Communist / Socialist
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> [_] Terrorist
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> [_] Crazed
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> [_] Neutral
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> [_] Democratic
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> [_] Dictatorship
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> [_] Corrupt
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> [_] Primitive / Tribal
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>
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>
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> 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
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> [_] Deficit spending
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> [_] Cash
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> [_] Suitcases of cocaine
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> [_] Oil revenues
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> [_] Personal check
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> [_] Credit card
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> [_] Ransom money
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> [_] Traveler's check
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>
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> 12. Your occupation:
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> [_] Homemaker
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> [_] Sales / marketing
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> [_] Revolutionary
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> [_] Clerical
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> [_] Mercenary
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> [_] Tyrant
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> [_] Middle management
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> [_] Eccentric billionaire
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> [_] Defense Minister / General
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> [_] Retired
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> [_] Student
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>
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> 13. To help us understand our customers'lifestyles, please indicate
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> the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
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> participating on a regular basis:
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> [_] Golf
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> [_] Boating / sailing
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> [_] Sabotage
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> [_] Running / jogging
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> [_] Propaganda / disinformation
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> [_] Destabilization / overthrow
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> [_] Default on loans
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> [_] Gardening
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> [_] Crafts
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> [_] Black market / smuggling
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> [_] Collectibles / collections
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> [_] Watching sports on TV
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> [_] Wines
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> [_] Interrogation / torture
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> [_] Household pets
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> [_] Crushing rebellions
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> [_] Espionage / reconnaissance
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> [_] Fashion clothing
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> [_] Border disputes
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> [_] Mutually Assured Destruction
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>
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> Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
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> answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas
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> serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive
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> mailings and special offers from other companies, governments,
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> extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
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> As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to
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> win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!
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> Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?
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> Please write to:
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> McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
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> Marketing Department
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> Military Aerospace Division
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0007190500 - Something really really weird just happened.
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I fell asleep with NPR on, and Al Gore was talking this last
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hour. The whole speech I dreamed it was Secretary Cohen talking
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using the same exact Harvard/Pentagon mannerisms and eyebrow
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twitches.
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So of course I woke up writing the following poem.
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Two Faces of the Same Batman Movie
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a poem
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by Marc Frucht
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Two wings of the same chicken
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Two cheeks of the same ass
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Two apples of the same threat
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Two threads of the same washcloth
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Two windmills of the same tilt
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Two treasons of the same charter
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Two chickens of the same roost
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Two redcoats of the same enemy
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Two engines of the same fraud
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Two Face.
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Meanwhile back in the land of bilk and money...
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Philadelphia/Republican, July 31 - Aug. 4
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Los Angeles/Democratic, Aug. 14 - Aug. 18
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JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT ARRESTED WITH WEAPONS OF PROTEST
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[PAWN] - Lost Angels - Fifteen year old Angela Acuff was
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arrested Thursday for traficking what Calipornia Highway
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Underpass Motor Patrol charged were tools of terrorism which
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were going to be used in the upcoming demonstrations against
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Demopublican conventions.
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"She was riding in a Ford Escort," said CHUmps spokesperson
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Jeff Ramsey, "that had Dancing Bear decals on the rear windshield."
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He said CHUmps followed the car Acuff was riding in for an hour
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and a half before deciding their muffler was just a little too
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loud.
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Ramsey pulled them over and after generally beating the shit
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out of Acuff and driver Malissa Hubbard 16, they searched the
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vehicle and confiscated a dark blue Dickeys hoodie, two Krypto
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(tm) bike locks, a bandana and a water bottle that had what
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appeared to be "bleach and urine, bleach and urine, urine,
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maybe some water, and bleach and urine" in it [Ramsey's words.]
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Acuff was released after an hour where on the front steps of
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city hall she held a press conference announcing that prior to
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the arrest she was not a protestor, but now thanks to LA's finest,
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she and Hubbard will stay on and join the ranks at this year's
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conventions.
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"We were arrested by a police state gone way the hell out of
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control," said Acuff.
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"Let's see," she said pulling out a yellow Midas Muffler
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appointment slip which she'll have to reschedule now to make
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her upcoming court case. "CHUmps told us they didn't care about
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the appointment, if our muffler's too loud our persons and car
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gets searched and we're going to get detained. That's all there
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is to it.
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"What they found was a sweatshirt they insisted was a trenchcoat.
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I was wearing it because the temperature dropped to 60 degrees."
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She said the bandana was because she hadn't washed her hair in a
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day and a half "for pete's sake."
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"Let's see," she said, "The bike locks. They didn't seem to care
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that they were each on a bike in the back of our car either. And
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the water bottle? Oh, my, god, you'd think they'd never seen blue
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green algae before.
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To huge cheers Acuff told press and protest planners that what
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started out as just a trip to an L.A. bike trail will now be "full
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fledged activist relocation to exercise [their] First Ammendment
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rights to peacefully assemble in parks, forests and city street
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corners this end of summer."
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Hubbard will join her as soon as she too is released from prison.
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She's being held on suspicion of being a known environmentalist.
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Her crime?
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Spending $3400 last year to convert her Ford Escort to electric
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power.
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Spokespersons claim they still have no idea how they're going to
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make the original charge of "loud muffler" stick since there isn't
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a muffler on an electric car. Hubbard's appointment with Midas stems
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from an earlier written warning on the other side of LA where they
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will be required to prove they don't in fact use a muffler. Both
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charges are expected to be dropped this December if a peaceful
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lucritive settlement can't be reached between both parties, people
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versus city of L.A.
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"a thousand spiders can tie your kangaroo down."
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yiddish proverb
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(A)(C)(T)(I)(V)(I)(S)(T) (T)(I)(M)(E)(S)
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We end ATI with poetics.
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Why The Dove Is The Perfect Symbol Of Peace For Our Time
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by Richard Beban
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reprinted from "Will Work For Peace,"
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[ed note: an anthology my friend Brett edited]
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Truth is, it's so skittish that it flees
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whistling at the slightest footfall.
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Ring your camp with doves
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& they'll hear your enemies
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at a thousand paces. Better
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than a watchdog. There's a difference
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between true peace & being warned in time
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to repel aggression; but our leaders,
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timorous birds,
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haven't figured that out yet.
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Send All, Tide Arm & Hammer
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to ati@etext.org
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