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"IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION. How bold"
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--Mario Cuomo. 10-5-88
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*******
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*Special*
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*Twenty 3's*
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* & Stuff *
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* Issue *
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AA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
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AAAA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
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AA AA TT II
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C I N
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T M C
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I E .
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V S
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I ,
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T 230!
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0006262300
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[All the news][that fits in a thimble][and leaks]
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[out through those tiny little holes]
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dedikazion: Irving Burgess, Arigon Starr, David Rovics, Julia Hill.
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disses and "na na nee boo boo's" to: representatives Ford, Franks,
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Gutierrez, Hastings, Lewis, Lipinski, Quinn, Rangel, Salmon, Towns
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and Udall.
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ATI HOST BBS #1 - The Centre
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[does anyone know if any of the following bbs's still
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exist in one form or another?
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(203)834-0367, (703)629-4422
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And further, does anyone know any
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other bbs's that keep ATI's on file? Thanks, "ed."]
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COLUMNIST'S COLUMN
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http://www.virtualrelocation.com
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Try typing in the town names where Navajo Elders are
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"proposedly" going to have to relocate to, see what you
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get. I'm bothered by what I saw; but of course I'm a
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little biased, aren't I?
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Hi. I'm prime anarchist and this is my rant for Monday
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the twenty something'th of June. Sorry I'm a little late
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getting this out. I've tried to make it worth your while.
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I'm in summer mode for sure. "You'll see me get predictibly
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intermittant around here," he said grinningly. I was
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planning to get issue 230 out the 23rd of June just for
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the heck of it, but it just didn't happen that way. Oh
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well, stuff happens, right?
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Why do we use toilet paper?
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To me it's like shoving a Christmas tree up my butt.
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Wow, that's the ultimate consumeristic climax, ennit?
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Sticking a Christmas (or should I say XMas??) tree in
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your ass.
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I think maybe "taking the powder" should be a two
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person job afterall, because then you can have the
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pleasure of shoving a Christmas tree up someone else's
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ass.
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34 cents for a non-organic lemon. Now that's more like
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it. Last week I paid 79c for a similar pom in the same
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bin of the same store on the same day of the week. When
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I went up the next street I was able to find a bag of
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organic lemons almost the same size and of course twice
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as sweet, (and oh, look - a seed or ten) for a volume
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price of 49c each.
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Need opinion from any of our bilingual readers
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living in the americas:
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Which is more pornographic:
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(1) Unavision or
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(2) MTV?
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Riddle - what do you call a Peruvian pack animal.
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Lima llama
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I finally figured it out. Ready to coin a new phrase?
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"Rendered music," like the stuff they used to put in
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Oreo cookies before the vegans pressured them to take
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it out.
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-23- (skeedoo???)
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& NOW TIME 2DO THE NUMBAS RUMBA!
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http://www.gristmagazine.com/grist/books/books111299.stm
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/views/hogan14.txt
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http://www.geocities.com/turtle_pond_music/index2.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/daver/misc/checkers.html
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http://www.users.uswest.net/~jbauer/internet.html
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http://www.michaelbluejay.com/bicycle/music.html
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http://www.sirius.com/~bobstahl/zenlite.htm
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http://metalab.unc.edu/usenet-i/groups-html
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http://www.victimsfamily.com/directory.htm
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http://www.thewastelands2.8m.com/ati.htm
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http://www.mihra.org/2k/politics.htm
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http://www.frucht.org/roberta.html
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http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html
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http://www.fuckedcompany.com
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http://metalab.unc.edu/rdu
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http://www.davidrovics.com
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http://www.w00w00.org
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http://dhcorp.cjb.net
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http://www.eye.net
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\ BEWARE THE BLUNTED E-ZINE!
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\ A blunted or chipped e-zine can permanently
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\ \ Damage your most valuable personality. A worn
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\ \ E-Zine will impair the quality of content you
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/ / Take in. Make sure your e-zine is certified "K-Rad,"
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/ / Or "Decent," before reading this T-Phile. If in
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/ Doubt, have Prime Anarchist Check it for you.
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/ Because only Prime can detect E-Zine Blunt.
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GREEN LETTUCE | FRESH SUMMER STUFF
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Yippie! Whooo-Ya! Ta-Da! Way-2-go! Let us dance! Let us sing!
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Celebrate with joy and happiness! Listen to the music of the Ancient
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Ones...Be In Your Hearts... Give thanks to Creator.
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Thats all I have to say about that :).....
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--SONORA
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to ati@etext.org
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Cheers. I've been reading ati for years. its hard to keep up
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with so many zines I've been reading since 89. We have carried
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several on the bbs since the early 90's. but we're still kicking.
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I run a bbs called The Centre out of Southern Maine and would
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like to know if you know of any other acitve boards that carry
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ati.
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--Jim
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My name is Matt Stetson, and I will be covering the Ozzfest 2000
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opener show @ the Mars Music Amphitheatre in Palm Beach, Fl.
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I would like to offer you free coverage of the event as a
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service of the Independent Press. By joining the Independent
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Press you will gain access to many shows, interviews, photographs,
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and CD reviews throughout the year. This service is free, however
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we do request that you give the reporter, photographer, and
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Independent Press full credit for the work done. Looking forward
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to hearing from you soon.
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Matt Stetson
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Independent Press
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spectre@evcom.net
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[ed note: our response was "thusly:" Dear Matt,
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No thanks. Two things that would trip me up right
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away are (1) that part about "joining," and (2) my
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zine is text-only so it would only indirectly benefit
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my readers and me. But thanks for letting me know.
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Good luck on your endeavor; it sounds great.
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We're putting it here in case other underjourns
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wanna respond though...]
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to ati@etext.org
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Yak Milk
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Keyser
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Marc...
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This information IS meant for all who are interested.
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It is open to the public. Feel free to pass it on.
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Pilamaya.
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Matt
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There will be a walk from Big Mountain to the community of Pinon,
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led by Joseph Chasinghorse, on July 8th. The purpose of this walk
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is to underscore the need for Religious Freedom, protecting the
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upcoming Sun Dance from those who would attempt to block Sundancers
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from participating, and for unification of The People. Those of
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good heart are invited to participate in this walk.
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From July 12th through July 16th, Sun Dance Ceremonies will take
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place at Camp Anna Mae, conducted by Joseph Chasinghorse. Those who
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wish to attend are urged to bring along vegetables, fruit, fruit
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drinks and first-aid supplies. Also needed, are funds to help in
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the hauling of water and shade nets for the tops of the arbors,
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that will protect both Dancers and viewers from the heat of the sun.
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This is a very special time on The Alter, and a time of welcoming
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for all who wish to take part in it.
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For All Our Relations...
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Matt
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Think you'd better look at this one.....
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http://www.nytimes.com/library/review/061800iran-cia-review.html
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--ray
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GORE TO BE PROBED FOR HECK OF IT
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By Pete Yuck
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Disociated Press Writer
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Thurs, June 22; 5:09 p.m. EDT
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CHEVY CHASE (DP) A top Justice Department prosecutor has
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recommended a special counsel be appointed to probe Vice
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President Al Gore "for the heck of it," government officials
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said Thursday.
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The recommendation came from an anonymous tipper (no relation)
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at Hard Times Cafe in Georgetown because she "hate[s] him for
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his 1996 fund-raising abuses. She claims she'd interviewed
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Gore and President Clinton in April.
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"I have reason to believe that [name deleted at hillary's request]
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has made a recommendation that an independent counsel be appointed
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as to matters related to plungers, cigars, and assorted other items
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only apropriate for places like the Starr Report," She said in a
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telephone interview.
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Gore, while campaigning for president in Minnetonka, said he didn't
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know anything about a recommendation regarding plumbing supplies.
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"You're privy to news I don't have," Gore told reporters. "But if
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they can prove it, I still have no comment at this time."
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At the White House, vice presidential spokesman Juan Moore Kennedy
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said the office had "received no word from the Department of Plumbing
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about the reported campaign finance development."
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"As you know, the vice president has cooperated fully with all
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requests for bathroom supplies, health and beauty aids, and small
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vermin. What we have here is a Republican senator who's just plain
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jealous. Let them get their own private taxpayer funded bath-houses,"
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he added.
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Sources familiar with [name deleted at both Hillary and Tipper's
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insistance]'s questioning of Gore in April say that the investigations
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did delve into issues of cleanliness. It could not be learned from the
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officials whether she wants a special room in the Oval Oriface as a
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proper bribe.
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Justice Department spokesman Marlin Marlin had no comment on the
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substance of the report about probing Gore.
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"But there were enough irregularities in my bathroom visits just
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from being near this stuff," Marlin said. "This ongoing investigation
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which has prosecuted 25 people to date, just gives me the heeby
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geebies, that's all I can say at this time. It is inappropriate to
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comment on ongoing matters of plumbing, coverups and conspiracies.
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Especially when they involve internal deliberations."
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Marlin said Attorney General Janet Weno "has done a great disservice
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to Vice President Gore because he should have been probed a long time
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ago." Apparently Weno twice rejected the notion of probing Gore --
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once for fear of cooties, the second time because she was worried
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about fund-raising.
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The recommendations of [] and [] will go to Weno, who ultimately
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would make a decision on whether or not to use lubricants such as
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fifty dollar bills or the new 700 dollar bills with Agosto Pinochet
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on the front looking like Alfred E. Neuman.
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GORILLA MATH
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by The Synthesizer
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This is a comparison I've wanted to make for months.
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See if you can hang, and endure this matrix. OK?
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Julia Butterfly Hill's book contrasted with The
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Unabomb's manifesto; and then Seattle 99 compared
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with Columbine.
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Run it through every which way and see what's left.
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[and extra credit...]
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[for the mega-developed]
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[factor in Ted K's brother]
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[and DC police chief Ramsey]
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[Joan Baez and Woody Harrelson]
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PL93-531
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yet another marcopoem
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There is no gold in the water.
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You'll have to look in your soul.
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The earth is only your mother.
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You never should cut up your mother.
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Look deeper in your soul.
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You must find the gold in your heart.
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There is no coal under my house.
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You'll have to look in your heart.
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At least none that I'll let you scrape.
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You never should cut up your mother.
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Why is your heart so colorless?
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You must burn the coal in your heart.
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[for only there will it show color]
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There is no uranium for you today.
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You'll have to look in your heart.
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I'm standing on my mother the way I was told.
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You never should cut up our mother.
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You need to be hit by lightning.
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Only then can you have some uranium for your heart.
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[I'll be happy to give you mine]
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There is no water for your slurry.
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You'll have to look in your defense budget.
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My mother told me to do unto others:
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Here, here's half of my sword; help me dig.
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I've got corn to plant.
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You can't help me eat today's food...
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[if you don't help me make tomorrow's]
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Goldwater
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Cold heart
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Your cranium
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Thrown into a marsh
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Mountains of slurry will
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Never hold up a house. Economics
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Who's been cooking the books? They
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Will soon eat books. Live by the rule-of-law
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PL93-531 sucks; both figuratively and literally --
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Die by the rule-of-law. That's all I can say for now.
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OVERHEARD IN USENET:
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"shit this kicks the hell out of my ATI prime anarchist
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parody...dude has way more time on his hands than the
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prime anarchist himself."
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--[went by too fast, no idea who...]
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PRIME ANARCHIST WORLD NEWZ 2NITE:
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I'm typing this in from the the (AP) with horror and great
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dreadful fear for all of the people of the United States:
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ALBUQUERQUE
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Artist Bob Haozous says he will shave the controversial razor wire that
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adorns a sculpture he created on the University of New Mexico campus.
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Haozous has reached a settlement with UNM: He removes the razor wire
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that officials don't like and the university pays him the remaining
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42,500
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they owe him for the 90,000 sculpture.
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The artwork, installed in 1996, depicts American Indians and modern
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buildings juxtaposed. It has a strand of concertina wire stretched
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across the top of it.
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It's entitled "Cultural Crossroads."
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University officials said they approved a concept that did not include
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razor
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wire. A court ruled in January that Haozous breached his contract by
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adding the razor wire to his sculpture.
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State risk management attorney Robert Lohbeck says the state Arts
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Division has approved the agreement.
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But Haozous and his lawyer, Barbara Vigil, are not entirely happy
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about the deal.
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"It's a satisfactory conclusion, but it's a sad day for New Mexicans
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when an artist such as Mr. Haozous cannot create a piece to his fullest
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ability. That's my opinion," said Vigil. She added, "The wire made it a
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dynamic and interesting
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piece, and it was his artistic expression that was relayed thorugh the
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razor wire addition."
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Haozous has said the addition of the razor wire was part of the
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"maturing" of the art.
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Dump Milk?
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TILDEN, WI - Many of the 120 dairy farmers who attended a meeting
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on low milk prices plan to participate in a milk-dumping protest
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July 4th according to organizer Steve Siverling, a Bloomer dairy
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producer, who estimates that three-quarters of the 120 farmers at
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the meeting Monday night had said they would withhold their milk
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from market or put it to other use.
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Does anyone remember the bluewater incident in Hunter S Thompson's
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book "Curse of Lono?"
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http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/06/15/trappedintoilet.ap
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D G A7
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....loosely to the tune of "Last Nite I had The
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Strangest Dream" - we use the term "loosely"
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because that was written in C with
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C-FC/G EmAm DmG C/FCGC/ / as its structure.
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Doing it in D without minors (except as implied
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by the 7th) is easier for many people to sing
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along with in our opinion.
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D
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Last nite I had The Strangest Dream
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G D
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I'd ever had before
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G D
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I dreamed they closed the SOA
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A7 D
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And put an end to war.
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I awoke this morning to a fantasy
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That happened right before my eyes
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The pentagon had changed into
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A place making rhubarb pies.
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& we now end this zine with a poemikal exercise.
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MAKING MUSIC by the Prime Anarchist
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We fed a few words in the "alanis song
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generator," and this is what came out
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"I Think"
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Cowritten by prime and the alanisbot
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I Think pepsis are really a huge problem
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I Think cokes are too much on my mind
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I Think chevys have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
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But what can you do?
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Like a red rain, beating down on me
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Like a nin line, which won't let go of my brain
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Like keiko's ass, it is in my head
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Blame it on corporate rock
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Blame it on corporate rock
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Blame it on corporate rock
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I Think dustbunnies are gonna drive us all crazy
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And coalmines make me feel like a child
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I Think weapons will eventually be the downfall of civilization
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But what can you do?
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I said what can you do?
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Like a red rain, beating down on me
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Like a nin line, which won't let go of my brain
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Like keiko's ass, it is in my head
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Blame it on corporate rock
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Blame it on corporate rock
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Blame it on corporate rock
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Like a red rain, beating down on me
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Like keiko's smile, cruel and cold
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Like nin's ass, it is in my head
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Blame it on corporate rock
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Blame it on corporate rock
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Blame it on corporate rock
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Make one yourself?
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http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html
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THIS JUST IN...
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Cygnus ran one and this is what he came up with:
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"Why"
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Cowritten by Cygnus and Tinpanalleybot
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Midgets, pliers, toothbrushes
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Why God, Why?
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Pliers, Sandworms, marshmellows
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Why God, Why?
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What have I done to deserve this chambreau horror?
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Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of marshmellows
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Like an Emo Phillips character, I'm wordy and alone
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Why God, Why?
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Non-oil based lubrucants, midgets, tongues
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Why God, Why?
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Marshmellows, tongues, toothbrushes
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Why God, Why?
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What have I done to deserve this chambreau disaster that is my life?
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Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of marshmellows
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Like an Emo Phillips character, I'm wordy and alone
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Why God, Why?
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What have I done to deserve this chambreau misery?
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Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of marshmellows
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Like an Emo Phillips character, I'm wordy and alone
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Why God, Why?
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Why God, Why?
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Why God, Why?
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Why God, Why?
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Why God, Why?
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[prime: I can almost taste the Grammy!]
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PAWN, Primeval Arachnids Without Nodules is a Holey Baloney
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Submarine of PAP, Prime Anarchist Prods; NOPE, NoOne Particularly
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Edits; and ATI, Activist Times In Your Face. All rights remain
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equal and opposite to any lefts you will make, and don't 4get
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the lunch money's on the kitchen table under the mayonaise lid.
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Like What U C?
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Tell phriendz.
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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Don't?
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Tell us, or:
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S U B M I T S O M E T H I N G B E T T E R ! ! !
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ati@etext.org
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