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Y 4 white police and 1 black man? Y never 3 or 5?
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"AUGH KILLLL ME NOW rosie is stretching"
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--Dezbot
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Dezbot: she is such a shitty syncher
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Longbourne: oh my gosh it's like a badly dubbed japanese movie
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Dezbot: if only Godzilla would come out!!
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Longbourne: where is soybomb when you need him
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[quoted respectfully from alt.music.gossip]
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L I V E , FROM BEHIND YOUR TV, IT'S A.. T.. I.. !!!
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"My duty is to build confidence in the system."
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--Mike Moore, WTO's Director General. 1-28-00
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at World Econ Forum Davos, Switz.
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*E&P's Weekly Rant*
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When did Alpo and Friskies merger???
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Someone tell me how much a thousand trillion is, ok?
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Hey Al Gore, gotta ask you again...
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I suppose now's not a good time to bring up the
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blank tape tax, huh?
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Did they stick a leap year in this year where it
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didn't belong?
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A tiny pome:
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One of the most beautiful nite sky skylines
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Baghdad under attack 91, 90, 89!!!
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Ugliest eyes-only mystery? 1999?
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Depleted U : Gulf War Illness.
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I'm still looking for a C Rich album
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That's not Behind Closed Doors.
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Lee Atwater apologized at his deathbed for the
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Willie Horton ad. Do you think Reagan might mention
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his famous "Media Too Liberal Lately" comment?
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Got a made up question for a real answer, ready?
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PA: Alphonse T'omato, pro or anti police state; pro
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or anti human rights?
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AT: I don't care about either; I'm for Bush.
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& a random note, didn't know where else to put it:
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"save some of his own men, including a band leader
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whose feet were blown off."
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--about Edward Woods
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The only difference between a WWII soldier, a resident
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of Auschwitz, and a HMMWV jeep is the amount of digits
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in her serial number.
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CONSTRUCTION SITE
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DO NOT ENTER
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LASER IN OPERATION
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HARD HAD REQUIRED
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prime hopin U'r havin a gr8 weekend.
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Here's the new ATI baked w/care special
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4 U - njoy
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-=23=-
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& the PAP Numb R's Run for Saturnday,
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Feb-you-ary 26, Nineteen Ninety Ten... 45:19 pm
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http://www.cain2000.org
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http://www.projectearth.com
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http://www.azcentral.com/news/bianchi
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http://www.solcommunications.com/bigmountain/otherhtml/deadlinefence.html
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http://shopping.yahoo.com/musicshopping/nama.html
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati177.html
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http://www.orionsociety.org/nies.html
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http://www.bubbleman.com
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http://www.notmuch.com
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http://www.lupos.com
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati
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http://www.photobooth.org/main.html
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http://www.angelfire.com/punk/jello2000
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http://byamerican.com/cain2000.org/home.html
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/CyberPoet/cyberpoet.3
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http://www.goshen.edu/~thomasvb/GreatestHits.html
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http://www.zinebook.com/resour1.html
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http://www.speakeasy.org/wfp/17
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http://www.sucknews.com
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LETTUCE, SOME JILTED AND/OR WILTED
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.
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Hi Marco,
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How goes it?
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Have you heard from Ground Zero/Mary at all?
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She seems to have disappeared off the net entirely.
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If you do happen to touch base with her, can you
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pass along a message?
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Just tell her she's missed and pass along my email
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address.
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......@...net.
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Thanks
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[ed note: ident covered. she'll know.]
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.
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to: ati@etext.org
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MR. JOHN LAM
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I really enjoyed that!!
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Thanks
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Tanya
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.
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This is pretty fucking scary I never
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considered this angle until i read
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it..........
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M00GB0T
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.
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to ati@etext.org
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Overhauling our website as we speak.
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We have a new partner named James. He used to work with
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Unamerican Activities for the last few years and is
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basically the person responsible for making it what
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it is today.
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Joe Biel
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http://www.oh.verio.com/~lbiel
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.
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*MUZIK RE:VIEW*
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Lucky Boys Confusion Made Me Dance Too Much Last Nite.
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Road trip. 3pm. Drive clear across the midwest to see
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fave band in the world perform in a club called the
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Warehouse. A place that bears quite a few striking
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resemblences to Toads Place, New Haven.
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Lucky Boys are doing extreme around Chicago. They've
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had a song in heavy rotation at many local stations and
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some national ones for 8 or 9 weeks now. And to top it
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off they have a new CD coming out this March! And I'm
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not even sick of "Growing Out Of It" yet! Are they going
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to be my next Led Zep or what? No, in case you don't
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know what I mean by that, I for the most part think
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Zeppelin really sucks; but I've NEVER gotten sick of
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Stairway, D'yer Maker and Whole Lotta Love, all these
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years. What's it been since '71??? Somethin' tells me
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that's gonna be the case with this CD too. Get back
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with me 2020. And the next CD's bound to follow suit
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judging by what they previewed last nite! If you've
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never experienced the live energy of an LBC performance,
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move to Chicago now; you owe it to yourself.
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I asked Luckyboys' lead singer about getting "most
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requested song" at Q101 and its national affiliates
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so many times in a row and check this out...
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He wanted "Fred Astaire" to be their hit, telling me
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they'd written Q101's favorite "Dumb Pop Song," in about
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fifteen minutes. I want 4080 to be their hit, as it's
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practically my life's anthem, but "Dumb Pop Song" as
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their hit-to-be, how cool is that??? Poetic, wow! I can
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see Staples Theatre or Radio City Music Hall now.
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"And the award for Song Of The Year; Dumb Pop Song,
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by the Lucky Boys."
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Stubhy told me he'd go to the mic [motions to cup the
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mic up to his mouth for that spooky sound] and say,
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"This is a really dumb song," [fakes stage left]
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[jumps back] "Buy our album, there's better shit on it."
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[exit stage left]
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LBC made me dance too much last nite. Now I'm gonna be
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sore all day, huh?
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http://www.luckyboys.com
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http://venus.spaceports.com/~warehous
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/heresy1/luckyboys.html
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A phew "headlice."
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KING COUNTY ATTEMPTS TO CENSOR UNION (Washington State, USA)
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http://www.halcyon.com/ifpte17
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GLOBAL PEACEWALK 2000 FINISHES SAN FRAN- NEVADA ROUTES; NOW
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IN AZ ON WAY TO FLAG, BIG MOUNTAIN AND HOPI.
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http://www.egroups.com/group/global-peace-walk
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TRIP TO THE ATM
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http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken
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More than 70% of homes and 90% of public buildings destroyed
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by Indonesian armed forces in September's post-ballot
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atrocities.
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http://www.etan.org
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University of Michigan's "the tower" Occupied by Disgruntled
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Students and Nonstudents.
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[no source given just email sources so far]
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PINE RIDGE PEACEFUL OCCUPATION STILL ON
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[ibid.]
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"We didn't need any help from protestors to fail [in Seattle.]
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We could do that on our own."
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--Mike Moore about WTO
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"It's embarrassing when people march against capitalism."
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-ibid.
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/2days episode/
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/of ATI is not/
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/sponsored by /
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/LOTSA COLA - salt free, made
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with purified / water : canned
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/by Metro Bev./
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Co. inc. Columbus, OH
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Calif Cash /
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Refund, $1.35
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__________/
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*MUSIC-AWARD CEREMONY REVIEW*
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HAVE YOU TRIED STAPLES?
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ATI gives you live-via-television coverage
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of the 42nd street YAMMMies.
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(Young Americans Making Mature Music awards.)
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Hey TLC, God is blushing.
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I have to say that if you didn't have secret service support
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I just KNOW you wouldn't've climbed those stairs dressed up
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all in your booty like that.
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And while I'm on it, J'Lopez! What _WAS_ that?? Why
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bother to wear clothes, then? You might've just come out in a
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towel and dropped it in exchange for the envelope you and
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David could use to cover your OWN private parts.
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I mean c'mon I know Cher started it and all, way back when,
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since you and I were knee high to the tall grass, but ay yay
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yay. This is got way out of hand, girl. If music means that
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little to you, except as afterthought and so much window
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dressing, then why not tell NARA you don't want the thing and
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let us humans compete on a level playing field, ok?
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Nice to know the Pixie Sticks have a firm grasp on kinda
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country, kinda pop, kinda hip, kinda hop. Not too edge, not too
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bland, this one's just right for MH-1 TV.
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Really, I thought I was watching a Stryper video!
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I wanna thank Sony for owning 1% of all the minerals pulled out
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of the ground to make each and every CD, even indies and blanks.
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Go Christina go. You must be reading on at least a 7th grade
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level by now. What year did you graduate? And now it's time to
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try really hard to make it look like I'm not reading a
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tel-e-prom-p-ter. Quick Christina, act like you just suddenly
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found out you won. If you say "My gosh, you guys," one more
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time I'm gonna throw a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll at you. I do have
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to say your evening dress was much classier than Lopez'.
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Marc Anthony, Ricki Martin, the Iglesias Boys: Yeah, let's
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honor latin music for at least ten minutes, eh? If we keep at
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it everyone'll sound like Charo meets Herb Alpert. I'm STILL
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waiting for Menudo Man to write a song that DOESN'T sound like
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a soccer anthem. I don't mean to be too slammish, I like some
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of what he does. Just too bad he's bought and paid for; I'd
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love to hear him speak his mind someday.
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"Mi amiga???" "Quiero Taco Bell???" Rosie O'Donnell, pardon
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my french, you're an insensitive asshole.
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Nice to see Billy Joel out and about. If you're wondering
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what happened to him, he thought the next little thing he might
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dabble in would be a little classical piano the way Garth Brooks
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can try a little pro ball. Bit off a little more than you can
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chew there, Billy, Didja? Maybe some more piano lessons would
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help you get over the embarrassment.
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Teach your child about the effects of commercial music.
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You got the right one, baby. Uh uh.
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BSB, you guys are more retro than you'll ever know. What's
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with the store-bought classical guitar though. Get real. Call
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me.
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7-Up. The Un-Musical. The now-owned-by-coca-cola.
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CDNow.com - where music almost happens. Pay us later,
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or pay us now.com. Wherever there's dry skin, more people
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undergo lay-offs & corporate buy-outs at Cheesborough Ponds
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LLC.
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And the winner of looking like Barbie HasAHissyFit, Faith
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Hill. Man, I feel like a french fry.
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No matter where you go the Chevy Tracker'll cost you
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around $100 a month to insure. Web without wires - a perfect
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fit for music without, er, uh, music. Like fishing without a
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net. Just stick in your head and open your mouth.
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And the winner for song of the year - Jon Benet Ramsey.
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Is there a ghostwriter in the house?
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The price for a song these days. $1500
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The look on her face when she can't even tell her spouse or
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her mom for another ten years she wrote it? Priceless.
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There are some things money just can't buy.
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For everything else there's ASCAP.
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I mean Folgers. I mean CitiCrank.
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Sting: I'm not a bass player, but I play one on TV and vinyl.
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Neil Diamond. Saved by the Geritol. (not a major slam, at least
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his toupe matched. Elton's was horrid!) Father of at least a handful
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of rockstars. Screech! Do you believe in life after TinPanAlley?
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Record of the year: Santana. Well...it's about dang time. Give the
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guy some credit. I mean despite "bought and paid for" he still
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manages to somehow get the message out. Because, and this is
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important to me now, you may have missed this if you blinked,
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THE MUSIC IS THE MESSAGE.
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Look out - it's almost Rage Against the Machine. We're an American
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Band. Last nite in Little Rock, Tipper Gore looked up Shirley Manson's
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skulgrl skirt. Hey she found Kid Rock. Who knew? Be glad it wasn't
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Mini Me!
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Music+Economic slavery+Apartheid=YAMMMYs. Need I say more? OK, I
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will.
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For 40% less hair, it's Pfizer Corpse, with all new WetChemical
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InAPlasticThrowawayBottle. Heinekin, it's all about the Batman.
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"When I was 18 I was at the Wynn Dixie saying 'paper or plastic.'"
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Yeah, right Rosie. 2 things. And sorry, they didn't have plastic
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yet, and you were being agressively groomed for Broadway and TV I'm
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sure. Tell the truth, Rosie. Who went to Wynn Dixie FOR YOU??? Or
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did you do that for a whole summer once "to learn the value of a dollar?"
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I haven't wanted to call someone a schmuck in 10 years. I won't start now.
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British Spares, what's with those robots? I thought I was watching
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"Saving Private Ryan." Gee whiz Hit'ny. I didn't learn how to blow my
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lines lipsynching 'til I was at least 22.
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Music is a magical gift that we must market multi-level on the
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internet. Each year I have the great pleasure of owning the exclusive
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rights to at least 40 new human beings. Harry Belafonte for World
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Activist, humanitarian and all around great guy. Hard medicine. Hard
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medicine. Johnny Lee Hooker. Somebody get that man a Pepsi. Mitch
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Miller, too cool. Sing along!
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Arlo got his mom's hair, or what? And now that he's finally paid off
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his IRS/FBI/USA bill, Willie "Here-hold-this-Dorito-bag-while-we-blue-
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screen-a-Bosnian-baby" Nelson. How cool is that?
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It is my distinct pleasure to get frowned at by Billy Joel and
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Michael Bolton at the same time. Seperated at birth or what??? Clive
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Davis and Willie too for that matter. Elton John, Disney's part-owner
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yet, or not? Lord Elton, Sir. Make me one promise, Sharon. Please say
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you'll NEVER write a song for me when I die.
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Yammmys: I could list two or three places where there's a more
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controlled environment, but I'd better not.
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Heiney, it's all about the Beerjamins. Death by Chocolate. Moose
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with attitude. Sounds like Devil Went Down To A&M Records; He Was
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Lookin For a Song To Steal. And now for something culturally different.
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Why do I get the same feeling as when I'm in Epcot center? Don't touch
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the help. Don't ask them too many questions. "Don't touch that door;
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there's nothin' in there for you... Ummm... Security!"
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George Benson, I hope when I'm about your age I can still jam with
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people like Erika Badu. Heck. I hope I can still do an Eb minor scale!
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Lever2000 for all your family's temporary agency jobs. Sorry, I'm
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a tad cynical tonite. Meet me at DQ. No lie, the first place that ever
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called the police on me for playing my guitar for tips on the sidewalk.
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Carlos and Rob thank you for not lipsyncing.
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I felt it.
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Music - make it real : Or else forget about it.
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Best Metal Performance: No Scrubs by Black Sabbath.
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Biggest Expenditure of the Defense Budget: Iron Man by Brit Spearz.
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Hey! Whose waist is smaller, you think; Lauryn Hill or Bob Dylan?
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Santana for Clive Davis. Long live John Coltrain. See? Despite
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Bought/Paid...
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NARAS
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If you play Saran Wrap backwards on a turntable you get A Grammy!
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-*=ENDANGERED SPEECHIES=*-
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a weekly column
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Here at ATI we're going to attempt bringing out one new
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word a week. An "endangered word." Or a word "in danger"
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of "extinction." One that doesn't seem to matter much to
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people on Florence and Normandy or at John Gotti's humble
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little house.
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I bought Feb '94's Wired Magazine for 25c at my favorite
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used record store today and the woman ringing me out, maybe
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my mom's age was asking me to help her remember the expression
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in music that's "sort of an antonym to wired."
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"Un-hinged" was the closest she could start with. None of
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what I would consider a straight antonym did it for her.
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"Unplugged, maybe?" I offer, after asking her to think of a
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sentence that it fits in. She didn't even get a word out,
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moved her hands around a little and I heard her fine.
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"Unplugged," she said. "That's it. Thanks!"
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Have a nice day.
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*ATI 213, the lucky one*
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A POME THEN A COMMENT
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by Marco, watching events at
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The Apollo Theatre
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Spike Lee's not down with Al Go'
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No, no no.
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Gore's not really down with the po'
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Ho ho, no.
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Bradley kicked butt at the Apollo
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Yo, yo, yo!
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And how?
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Just one mention of over 100,000 children
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cut off healthcare under Gore's admin.
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Whoa!!!
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First middle-aged white man to mention
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THAT out loud.
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I'll still be voting Biafra in '00 but
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Bradley kicked butt. I gotta say that.
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Sign me,
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Prime Anarchist
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Who thinks that's the most white people sitting in
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The Apollo since Michael Jackson did that famous
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spinning around thing that led to his "Moonwalk."
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We end with another ATI Broadside Song.
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How many different ways can you eat a doublemeat BMT.
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Cheese, cheese, double cheese.
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Onions, lettuce, tomatoes please.
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Pickles, peppers, olives, peppers,
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These are peppers green.
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Yellow pepper, black pepper, jalapenos tease.
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Salt/pepper, salt, mayo, light-mayonaise.
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Mustard, oil, oil & vinegar, all by itself.
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Vinegar, vinegar vineger?
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How can you have just vinegar on a doublemeat BMT???
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Extra pickles, no lettuce, hold the cheese please.
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Cheese shredded, parmisan, cheese cheese please.
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How about without the bread. Wheat, white, nevermind,
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Hold the bread. Just gimme meat and cheese.
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Please please please please,
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Please please please. Salad on the side please.
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Please for extra cheese.
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Please please, please please,
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Please please please, he pleas.
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That's his only plea!
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How many different ways can you eat a doublemeat BMT.
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Send lettuce, comments or something else:
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to ati@etext.org
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: I have been granted permission to:
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:exchange white frocks during breaks :
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: :
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: Departments: 5, 16, 70, 75 : |