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THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING: THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING.
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Live, from the Johnson Fish Co. building in Green Bay
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Wisconsin, it's ATI, Actively Timorese, Illustrated.
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Issue 189. Just a couple days after the nolonger
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famous 9-9-99 date.
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AAAA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
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AAAAAA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
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AA AA TT II
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AAAAAAAA TT II
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AA AA TT II
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AA AA TT IIIIIIII
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AA AA TT IIIIIIII
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-a weekly cybernote-
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Spoonsored by OOP!
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297 Thayer Street, Providence.
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Makers of OOP! JUICE carbonated beverages.
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"Not a speck of juice in it."
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And first up, here's Prime Anarchist with his
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publisher's rant. We heard it's pretty short
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cause he was running out of room. Or was that
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running out of doors? Or steam? Breath? Ideas?
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Hmmm. Is the old bugger all washed up? Tune in
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next week when we find out if Prime still has
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it in him, or "Don't Let Your Knees Knock Your
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Socks Off."
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Hola, I'm Prime Anarchist and this is the #'s
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run for Sabado, the 11th day of the 9th month
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of the 99th year. This issue went long overall,
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so I'll keep my rant short.
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Hoogie, boogie, noogie noo.
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Wookie Frookie, monkwich zoo.
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Yacka wacka packa poo,
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Youd've felt this wacked out too
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If you had this here job to do.
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There I feel much better. Now here's the #'s.
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(Don't blink, you might start a fight between
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Netscrape and Exploder)
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http://www.effenheimer.com
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http://www2.crosswinds.net/~punkarchive
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http://www.freespeech.org/senaa
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http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/larry.html
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http://www.jamnbabe.com/help.htm
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http://www.hanksville.org/storytellers/northrup
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http://www.awadagin.com/cw/guestbook.html
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http://phc.mpr.org/activities/19970101_newyears
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"...that's about the way it is!
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Only time will tell if "16" has a "win a dream date
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with a senator" contest or cosmo has "The Freshman
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House: Who has the freshest butt?"
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-- Patrick Moore 1999
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----====----
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& NOW, LETTUCE FROM OUR READUCE
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to ati@etext.org
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you forgot http://www.frucht.de
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in the #'s run.
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patrick ()
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hEyA prImE
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gOtO:
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1) http://www.geocitiessucks.com
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And/Or
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2) http://www.geosucks.com
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1) tell me what you see...
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2) Heh!
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--Wonder Twinz (206)
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Dear Prime,
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Stop smoking so much of that stuff...
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or maybe smoke about 10,000% more!!!
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{no signature}
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to ati@etext.org
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Not only did mnm@coke.elab.cs.cmu.edu work
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for fingering, but I tried "sendmail,"
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and would you know it, a 7up flew out my laserprinter
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in less than 2 minutes time!
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Go figure.
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-- Rev Korn
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CinSINnATI
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That ATI you sent me -
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stuff about Canada and Mexico.
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Very good. Excellent writing.
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Choc full o' Irony
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Carl (860)
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to kokopeli:
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now that is funny
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-- the butcher
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(some where in england)
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[ed note: this one was too late to make our presstime,
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but I figured I'd grace you with their message, cause
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their music is so "rad." Maybe you can catch 'em next
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time, eh?]
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hey boys and girls
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LBC is playing the metro--3730 n. clark, in chicago.
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if you need directions, e-mail me.
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when? saturday...uh, tomorrow!
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september eleventh
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seven o'clock
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-- cap'n joe (312)
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Hey Penpal,
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Thanks for writing to me!
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I am replying now to the email you sent me.
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I found what you emailed me about.
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For Free Nude Pics of Jinnifer Lopez,
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and I think Britney Spears and some other
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celebrities go to this url:
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http://tac.britneyworld.com
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HAVE GREAT DAY! :)
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At 08:09 PM 8/17/99 -0600, you wrote:
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>
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>----- Original Message -----
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>To: urfriend2@yahoo.com
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>Sent: Tuesday, August 13, 1999 7:39 PM
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>Subject: hello
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>
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> Hey... Can you send me some adult links? thanx...
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[ed note: nice try peeps. Is spam getting
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sophmorstocated or what?]
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to ati@etext.org
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i need tshirts
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120 grms
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white
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cotton 100%
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or 50% and 50%
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left overs
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is very important for me and urgent
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please contact
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sands@data.net.mx
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fax 011 52 5 2591053
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tel 011 52 5 2592514
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[prime replied - You might try contacting the ARC
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people in some of the bigger cities in this country.
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ARC is Association of Retarded Citizens I believe.
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You can probably get their numbers or emails from
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chamber of commerces, or travel books or something.
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The one in Colorado Springs used to (at least in
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the early 90's) package white t-shirts for a really
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cheap price. I mean so cheap, my friend David who
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silk screens punk rock stuff used to buy lots of
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large & xlarge from them because their price was
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much better than ordering "small-bulk"
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Good luck]
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to ati@etext.org
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hello there.
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just wanted to thank a few of you for really good
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things you've said about us in alt.fan.jewel
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keep the "faith"
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jk & sp (415)
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Headset Man and the Cigarette
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by Prime Anarchist
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"Hi, welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order."
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"Hi, welcome to Taco..."
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"Hi, welcome to...
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"Hi, welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your..."
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"Hi, May I take,"
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"May I take your order..."
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"Hi, welcome to Taco Bell, may I take..."
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"Hi, welcome..."
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Ah, yes. I remember it well.
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This guy is no mere mortal fast food clerk ready
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to pop a pimple in your potato laatke to go. He's
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Banquo.
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Yes, de-wax your left ear, you heard me right!
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Banquo, from summer stock two years ago, Pharoah in Joseph
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the year before, and every other week cameos in "General
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Hospital" shaking his booty in a decadent meatmarket bar.
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Banquo is rehearsing his lines behind Taco Hell with
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a headset wrapped around his pimply little fastfood head,
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and a cigarette in his first two fingers as he paces back
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and forth and rather than:
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"Upon her skinny lips: you should be women."
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"And yet your beards forbid me to interpret"
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"That you are so..."
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Shit yeah, rather than that, you get to watch him
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rehearse "Hello, welcome to Taco Fucking Hell, may I
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shove a twisted burrito with cinnamon jalapeno sauce
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up your ass???"
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Oh!
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Oh, oh oh!!!
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Say it ain't so, Banquo?!?
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You were so talented. What did we do to forsake you?
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Why do you work for one buck more than minimum, slaving
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your leisure time away in a place that can't spell "hablamos
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espanol" properly on their windows???
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Why aren't you in positive cash flow for your lifelong
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devotion to art? Where is your reward? Where's your carrot
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on a stick? Where's your "I'm not rich; I'm comfortable..."
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Is the Golden Chihauhua really saying "give me your
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weary, your poor, your hard working, we'll shove a carrot
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up their ass and keep them mopping the floor with the greens
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while they make change, wrap tortillas and talk on the phone
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at the same time???"
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In polyester clothing???
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===== ========= ===== ===== =====
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prime anarchist world news, where
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myth & truth collide with grace.
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==== = ===== ======= ==== ======
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Film's death is
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cause for concern
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Decision to kill Y2K
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suggests Washington
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has millennium fears
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by
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Jonathan Chevreau
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Hollywood has killed the film Y2K,
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an event that should cause investors
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to question how much they are being
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permitted to know about the true state
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of the Year 2000 computer problem.
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Boston Globe reported July 25
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that Warner Brothers cancelled
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plans for its Y2K disaster flick
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partly because, as its producer
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described it, there was a lack of
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faith in the ability of audiences to
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discern the difference between
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fictional and real-world computer
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disruptions.
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In the movie, Chris O'Donnell was
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to play a computer programmer who
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discovers a Y2K-related bug that
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could render New York City security
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systems vulnerable to terrorists.
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#
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GAP is apt to cap on 'ya.
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(PAWN) by Adam.
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[ed note: This was filed from deep within TV-Land.]
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Three interesting things about the new Gap ad camPAIN.
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First off, the third and final spot will be leather
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and I think it had a cool song but I don't remember.
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Second all those pretty faces ARE singing, they're
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all LALA LAnd based vocalists who answered a
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classified ad. Third, and most cool, I think,
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the pretty boy who has the line in the first spot:
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"I'll dress u up in my love. IN MY LOOOVE," is the
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lead singer of the Phantom Surfers. PS are a LALA
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LAnd based band and their drummer was the star of
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the way-cool movie Rushmore. Almost makes you want
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to RUSH out and get a PA album, huh?
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Adam Reinardy (all around nicafiend)
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-30-
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/\/\/\/\/\/\
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\we end this\
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\zine with a\
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\poem like u\
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\zoo wool!!!\
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\/\/\/\/\/\/
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"809: Ghthnn"
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a y2k poem by marco
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Phone rings, I dream about bells.
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Churchbells, hell's bells.
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The bells from hell;
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Somebody turn off that racket.
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I'm cozy I'm warm, I'm
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Fast asleep.
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I'M THE ONE WHO'S S'POSED TO GET THAT.
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Oh well, I look at my clock,
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It's 8:09. How did I sleep thru
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7am??? I wanted to get up at 7.
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Give me plenty of time to write
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My 909 poem.
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Well, I made 909 eastern time.
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But I'm the next one over, aren't I?
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So now I'm early for my 909,
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I call this my 809 poem.
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Ghthnn, becase 809.doc
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Won't work.
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Nor will eightohnine,
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Damn these old computers.
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Wait, I love these old computers.
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Computadora,
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I wake up in a funk at 809,
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Shove some cookies to get
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Ready for coffee.
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Old 8bit system,
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I wake up in a funk;
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Turn on Jewel's boyfriend
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On my boombox,
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Open two curtains to
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Let some light in.
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And the zipstrip switch of
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my 32bit goes on.
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Am I typing on the wrong
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Keyboard or what???
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Nah, I'm at the 8bit, why?
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Not for mail, although I
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Hope I got me some.
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Hope it didn't crash,
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You know - it's 9sep99 today.
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9999, anything basic is going to
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Crash
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They say.
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Nah, I'm not worried;
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This old machine is so great
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It's Y2K compliant simply for
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IT DOESN'T USE A DATE FOR ANYTHING
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Anyway,
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I'm typing this poem
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Which was meant to be a
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909am poem. I guess I'm
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early for a 909poem.
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But late for eating a
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909 pome unless I hustle.
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At 909 today, 090999 I'm going
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to write a Y2k poem and
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eat a y2k pome at the same time.
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Ladies and Gaunlets, not only
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Can this guy walk and chew gum
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At the same time, he's also adept
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At writing and eating pomes in
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Two Milleniums.
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Millenia.
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Minutia.
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Inertia.
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Mumia.
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Let's go.
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--Green Bay 1999
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Send anything to:
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ati@etext.org
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Or if you can't remember all that:
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primeanarchist@thepentagon.com
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Go to our never-official website at:
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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Get back issues at:
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
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And sign up for the once a week publication at
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our listserver. We'll let YOU FIND THAT ONE on
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your own.
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Sh0Vtz and Gr33tz to LeAh (with the anarchy
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symbol in her A)
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