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Dear Jewel,
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About last night...
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------------<9908151915>----------------
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Your performances of both "Barcelona" and "Life Uncommon"
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last night at Milwaukee's Summerfest grounds were simply
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"to die for." And your scatting, and your yodelling, and
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your call and response with the lead guitarist? Wow, Sarah
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Brightman's got nothing on you.
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I'll bet you're a pain in the butt to mix, do the
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soundpeople ever have trouble forgiving you? Your dynamics
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are like Stevie Nicks married Luciano Peebrain and had a
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kid in a test tube in a vacuum and your voice was the result.
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Can I complain about one thing on your tour though? Buying
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Rusted Root stuff and being forced to take it in a Tommy
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Hellfinger shopping bag with those stupid chi-chi
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Filenes-styled twistypaper handles would really suck. Your
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venders probably lost a ton of potential sales because of that
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sponsor of your tour and their "clever" fascistic marketing-
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is-the-only-thing attitude. I remember your patter on that
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VH-1 Aspen gig about the fashion industry. Why did you EVER go
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with someone like Tommy???
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Oh well, everything else was mondo-cool.
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You're awesome,
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marco
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ps: on the way home my friend Staci said she
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believes you're an angel. I said I don't think
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so, but I've decided you were certainly sent here
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to cheer us all up in our hellish lives.
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aaa ttttttt iiiii
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a a t i
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aaaaa t i
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a a t i
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a a 1 t 8 iiiii 6
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------------<hello there>----------------
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I'm Prime Anarchist and this is ati issue 186.
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It's Sunday, August 15, 1999. Couple days til
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the Cassini flyby, eh? NO! Not Oleg Cassini, you
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ninny. Not Bowleg Cassini. Boondoggle Cassini mayhaps,
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but just plain Cassini is probably best.
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"We're doomed," (nasally voice) "it'll never work.
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The townspeople will be angry. It'll never get off
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the ground."
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Wish us luck, eh? That's one small moment for an
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ant; one huge heap for an ant-hill.
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-=- OP-Onion -=-
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o'neill? furrow? buford o. furrow, jr.
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Peeps! Spell out his middle name, remember?
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How else are you going to make him feel icky???
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Buford Oswald, get over here!!!
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Look what you did. How does that feel?
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How does that taste? How does that smell??
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Why'd you DO that?
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Now look what you did.
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CNN, we have THE MOST WHITEST yellow, red,
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black and brown people in the world.
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My opinion of CNN?
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Watching the anchor peeps is like reading
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Awake, or Watchtower. Shiny happy
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multi-colored people. I guess they
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(CNN OR JAHWITnesses, doesn't matter)
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don't care what race you are, just
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so long as you assimilate, work your
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butt off and donate gobs of quid to
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the church instead of the taxman!
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Ah, bill nye the science guy telling
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us about the corona, basically the
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sun's ariola, eh? "If the offer's shun,
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you might as well be walking on the sun."
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-smashmouth.
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Let's take a photograph of my gas.
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Bill, bill, bill. You look like Ross Perot
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and Clifford Stoll got married
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and had a kid! Nice bow-tie bill.
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Wha's up w/ that?
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I'm bein followed by a moonshadow
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And if I ever lose the sun, I won't
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stare and I won't run. & if I ever
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lose the sun, la la la la la la la la
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la la, I won't have to LOOK AT DARYN'S
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UGLY ANOREXIC CHEEKLESS LIPOSUCTIONED
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PENCILTHIN LIPS AND SUNKEN DEADLOOKING
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ANCHORWOMAN EYES AGAIN.
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OH! OH! OH! Gain some weight lady!
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You look like you've lost half your
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face! You look like a female inter-locking
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steel-grey perfume bottle!
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I'm prime anarchist,
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and this is my rant for issue 186
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of ATI, this weekend at the beginning of the
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middle of august, 1999.
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-=- / OP-Onion -=-
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We begin with a clip, then a #'s run, and the peanuts
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from the lettuce gallery. Er, uh, reverse that. Gallery
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lettuce, the from peanuts, the and... Uh, never mind.
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Hope you enjoy. If not, hit ctrl-alt-delete.
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Prime Weisenheimer.
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------------< begin clip >------------------
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H a c k e r N e w s N e t w o r k --- 07-15-99
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Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
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- A.J. Liebling
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303.org Needs A Home
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contributed by netmask
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The rash of ISPs crumbling as soon as they get a letter threatening to
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sue is becoming a major issue. It does not matter if the threat is
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real or the allegations well founded most ISPs refuse to take a stand
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and buckle at the first hint of legal wranglings. 303.org and
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netcrimminals.org has succumbed to such an attack. They are
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desperately looking for someone to host either site. They need an ISP
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who supports free speech, and wants to do good for the community to
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host them. 303.org provides useful, but sometimes controversial
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services and information for free, as well as a few text mirrors.
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Netcriminals.org is working to inform the public about alleged
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criminals such as JP from Antionline, CPM from Happy Hacker, and Spy
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King from Codex Data Systems. The site has great things coming for it,
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if it can find an ISP with a small pair of balls to host it.
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Send mail to
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netmask@303.org
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if you are interested in helping host either site or need more info.
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------------< end clip >---------
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#'s
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http://www.jodi.org
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http://www.303.org
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http://gettingit.com
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http://www.slashdot.org
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http://hometown.aol.com/dmkerr9/praylet.html
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/plagiarist.html
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http://www.circlevision.org
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http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html
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LETTUCE FROM THEMS 'AT R READIN' US...
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to ati@etext.org
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(I was looking at John Labovitz's E-Zine list at
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http://www.meer.net/~johnl/e-zine-list/
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and saw your e-zine listed.
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That is where we received your contact
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address. We painstakingly went through each
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e-zine and hand sent the email to each address
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for efficiency, and to avoid spamming. Please
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accept our best efforts to keep unnecessary
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email to a minimum.)
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We'd like to invite you to include your
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e-zine press releases and event items on Buzzine.
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This is a "PRESS ONLY" invitation. I have attached
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the press release below for your review. We are selling
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nothing and soliciting nothing. This is intended for
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press or PR departments of legitimate e-zine's only.
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Thank you,
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Tamara Myers
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to ati:
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thank you
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jewel
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[notas: that was quick
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i sent that out this
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afternoon! de nada. ]
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Huh? ARe you tellimg me to take some time,
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to read A Clockwork Orange, to watch some
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more TV, to set my yy to 1962 so I can
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stop the assasination of JFK, or what??
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Beth N
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PS My theory of Y2K is that on 00 all
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confused computers will think it's
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1900 and will become time machines
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and go back to horse and buggy days
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where people calculated with that
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weird bead thngy before computers
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were invented so that they will in
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effect cancell themselves outta
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existence.
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But, they won't care.
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How Camus!
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---===()===---
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I got an MRE in a food box the other day.
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Some guy apparently ordered many cases
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for Y2K then reconsidered his storage
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space and donated some.
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Yeah! What was cool was the packet
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to sterilize water, and matches. And
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jam. It was like an elaborate Cracker
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Jack Box. Fun stuff. Like Christmas.
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A prize in every unmarked browm vacuum
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sealed bag.
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ibid.
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[ed note: protectingly sealed for
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your hermetic. Yeah, I used to live
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on the stuff...yum.]
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[!--and --]
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[!--on --]
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[!--the topic of --]
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[!-- MRE's... --]
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Well, the new MRE's have three vegetarian
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entrees in them: Cheese Tortellini, Pasta
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w/alfredo sauce, and Pasta with vegetables.
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The MRE's are now packaged in sand-colored
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pouches, and the vegan MRE's are clearly marked.
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(BTW, none of the present MRE's have dehydrated
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fruit or meat in them)
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In 1997, the Gov't required all manufacturers
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of MRE's to carry the following wording on all
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MRE containers: "US Government Property-Commercial
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Resale Unlawful". But the Wornick Co., began
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manufacturing a civilian version of the MRE called
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Milspec.
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See ya later,
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Patrick
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[ed note: sand-colored. Ah, desert warm.
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Thanks Patrick]
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to: ati@etext.org
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<dawber@thecia.net> has signed
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off the [ATI] mailing list.
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(and gotten from usenet...)
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I try to remain something of an activist as middle
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age approaches, so I went to the website offered
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here. It's one page, all typed, and the information
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is too cryptic and incomplete -- "No ATI this
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weekend. Busy playing around with a Brand New
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Computer. Resume to regular schedule Soon?" If
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you're going to post off-topic websites here,
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is it too much to hope the website
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could at least make some sort of sense?
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eyegore
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---
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ati- making no cents since 1988
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---
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[/LETTUCE]
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PAWN - is Prime Anarchist World News.
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Not the only wire you need, but the
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best you'll get; rest assuaged.
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Thursday, July 29, 1999
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Film's death is
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cause for
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concern
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Decision to kill Y2K
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suggests Washington
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has millennium fears
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Jonathan Chevreau
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Financial Post
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Hollywood has killed the film Y2K,
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an event that should cause investors
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to question how much they are
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being permitted to know about the
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true state of the Year 2000
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computer problem.
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The Boston Globe reported July 25
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that Warner Brothers cancelled
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plans for its Y2K disaster flick
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partly because, as its producer
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described it, there was a lack of
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faith in the ability of audiences to
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discern the difference between
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fictional and real-world computer
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disruptions.
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In the movie, Chris O'Donnell was
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to play a computer programmer who
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discovers a Y2K-related bug that
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could render New York City
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security systems vulnerable to
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terrorists.
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District of Kolumbus
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Clinton Defense Fund Needs a Miracle.
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Washingtoon - [PAWN] - Donations to President and
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Mrs. President's illegal defense fund have slowed
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in recent months and organizers say they weren't
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able to cover all the bills unless they thought of
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something quick.
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"We pay $1.50 for each photocopy, and $3 per
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minute on the phone. You don't even WANT to know
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how much our attorneys charge us for gas, oil and
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mileage on their personal cars," Billary Clinton
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said about their efforts to keep this from becoming
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a taxpayer expense.
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The trust has raised 6.3 million in a year and a
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half but the bills are "5 feet high and rising,"
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according to spokesperson George Stopalotofus.
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Hill and Billary are spending Mondays, Wednesdays
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and Fridays in DuPont Circle and Lafayette Park for
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the rest of the term wearing broomstick skirts,
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Birkenstocks and no shirts waving their arms in the
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air and chanting "I need a miracle, I need a miracle."
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Chelsea's there too on Fridays just saying, "miracle,
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miracle."
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They've already been offered press pass laminates
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to three Greatful Ded shows, according to park rangers
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Bill Ted, and Wee Kountm Wong.
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Only trouble? The Ded don't play anymore. And
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the passes are only worth five hits of methamphetamine
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each.
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Hill has suggested they just sell cocaine like old
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times, but Billary insists they only hold that out as
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a last resort.
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If you wish to help out, just dial 10-10-432 from
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now on.
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ILLINOIS
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Nun Arrested For Racist Grafitti
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JOLIET - A 66-year-old nun has been arrested for
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scrawling racist graffiti in a hospital where she
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worked as a chaplain.
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Police said Sister Dorothy Toman, a Franciscan
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nun, admitted that she was responsible for graffiti
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found in the emergency room lobby and in a washroom
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at Provena Saint Joseph Medical Center.
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"She said she did it because she wanted to see
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how the hospital would react," said Joliet Police
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Capt. James Grace.
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HONDURAS
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Authorities Find Cells, Graves at Base
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TEGUCIGALPA - a US built military base in Honduras
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contains cramped metal cells apparently used to
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torture and kill political prisoners, a top
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Honduran official said Thursday.
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The cells - along with dozens of possible
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grave sites - were discovered this week at Aguacate
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air base in eastern Honduras, Which the United
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States built for graduates of the School of the
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Americas in 1983.
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Well, that's it for ati 186.
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Hope you liked it.
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Sorry so sloppy,
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marco
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ati@etext.org
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist |