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LIVE! FROM A KINKO'S NEAR YOU; IT'S SATURDAY:
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And Here Is your ATI.
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"A dozen dollars is almost a gross of pesos."
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-Nancy Reagan, when asked if she might
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have it too. 1976
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We begin with a poem:
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A left sandal on the highway
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Forgotten, wild, lonely.
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Like a sundial growing under vines.
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Lost like a left handed skateboard,
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Mandala; showing the way.
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You take the high road
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Gnashing a mandible clicking the lower head.
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Underwater edible shock wear.
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Shedding clothing buying new.
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I left an Edison on; spinning 78.
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Right there over the low road.
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Old sandal
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Left on the highway.
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AA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
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C I N
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T M C
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.......
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.Issue.
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.144!!.
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PAO NOODLES - A PRIME ANARCHIST OPINION. (PUBLISHER'S COLUMN)
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Greetings. And welcome to ATI144. The "gross" issue.
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It's 1am, Sunday, Sept 13, 1998 in the year of our
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Which Hunt.
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Can I state my opinion?
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Clinton's going down.
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Fine.
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Too bad, He always gave great hugs. Always so generous with his
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wonderful paraquat-free kind, smooth skunk-weed; and his acid never
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had any strichnine in it.
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I don't give a rat's bad tripp about Monika, Paulette, or Tammie,
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Meg, Beth, Jamie, Trish, Marcia, Megan or Linda.
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I've now received more than 20 "secret" emails here at ATI
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headquarters, with reason after credible reason why Clinton should
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be impeached -- and some or NONE (closer to 0) have anything to do
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with encounters of the sexual kind.
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He needs to go, but, I'm going to say something really strong
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here:
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Let me be perfectly unequivering (sic) -
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Along with Clinton, needs to go down:
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1) more than 300 congress-people
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2) over 80 senators
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3) thousands of administrators
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4) just about every justice besides Rehnquist. (surprisingly the
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only one who hasn't molested an underage girl, a mime, a lesbian
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woman or the first ammendment in the last two months.
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5) Anyone else I forgot to mention.
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Why?
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You know why. I refuse to waste your time and mine listing all the
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transgressions - but I will state something personal which primarily
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picks my potatoes.
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William Jefferson Clinton has one ugly nose.
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It's heinous. I mean the honker from hell. A bulldog's better looking.
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Nixon's was humourous compared to that of the Hillary House-Husband.
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I mean it's half-way gin-blossomed already, for cryin' out loud.
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And if one more high schooler wakes up from her date-rape drug and
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smashes the heel of her hand into it; it's going to be cauliflower.
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OK now that I've taken us on this yummy rhetorical jaunt, can I
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ask you one question?
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When are we going to discuss the power-differential that got
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Clinton into this mess in the first place???
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- - - - -
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#'s 4 u:
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- - - - -
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http://www.mexicosolidarity.org
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http://members.aol.com/papapossum/BucketLine.html
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http://www.phillynews.com/inquirer/98/Sep/05/opinion/LONG05.htm
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http://www.csoundcorp.com/sonrise/eveofdes.htm
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http://www.lyrics.ch (thanks sisyphus)
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http://web2.kw.igs.net/~wgarvin/lyrics/main-nf.html
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http://www.deltablues.com
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- - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Letters (A,B,C... for instance) From Our Readers:
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- - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Howdy folks. You can download the full text
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version of Kenneth Starr's testimony to Congress
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(text version) from Black Helicopters on the
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Horizon.
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http://members.xoom.com/bridget973
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The site will be updated with other information
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shortly.
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Regards,
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bridget973@aol.com
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I care less about the government and if you guys want to
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go blow up the pentagon I don't give a shit.
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In my opinion it's not the government you
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should be concerned about it's those damn christians.
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They're also a large percent of the voters, so the
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"christian coalition" or whatever you call it, has a big
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rope tied around our nations dick. So don't bother with the
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government go burn down some fucking churches! ! ! ! !
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- TouRinquet (517)
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Editors:
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I don't know what an "Editor and Chief" would be,
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though I strongly support the hiring of Native Americans.
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Perhaps your frame of reference is the old "Superman" TV show,
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where Jimmy Olson was always calling Perry White "chief,"
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but it was short for "editor-in-chief." In the heirarchy of a
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newsroom, the editor-in-chief is the editor with
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authority over the other editor(s).
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I'm also curious about such seeming oxymorons as
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"prime anarchist," "Consolidated Communications,"
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and an anarchist paper being published by a company
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that's incorporated. Just wondering.
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smatters@hotmail.com
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monique,
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neat stuff.
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got it from john's list.
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http://www.meer.net/~johnl/e-zine-list
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just sign me "an ati reader."
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an ati reader
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Greetings from Swiss exile!
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Larry King Live was supposed to be on here in
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Switzerland at 18:00 tonight, but he wasn't.
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He was supposed to be interviewing Senator John Ashcroft,
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who has called upon Clinton to resign. This is happening often.
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Whenever Larry King's on and some distinguished party calls
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for Clinton's resignation, suddenly Larry King is taken
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off the air and there's a bullet about floods in Indonesia
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or something. No wonder CNN is called "Clinton News Network".
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Michael (011)
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To The Editors Of ATI:
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Terrific pages. Great Design.
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Great contribution to the World Wide Web.
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I am much impressed. I am awarding your site
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the Poet's Award. Stop by my homepage to download
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the award bearing the words "Poet's Award."
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http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7514
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Ernest Slyman
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Dear Prime Anarchist:
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Sup Marcos wrote your column last week. Have you met him in
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person? Is he as fly as they say?
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Renee (210)
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(dateline - halfmoon, September. 1998)
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PRIME ANARCHIST GOES TO THE '98 MTV b l e e p AWARDS.
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Reprinted from ATI's Midweek Crisis.
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OK, This one I had to watch on the BLEEP tube.
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I caught the last half "live" and only THEN watched the rest
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on VH-1, er, uh, I mean - VHS.
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Got home late because of a gig I played at. Some little dive
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bar out there in the midwest somewhere west of Chicago; but awfully
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east of Jennnifer Loves Wycleff's crib. But hey, it truly WAS live;
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and 10% wasn't bleeped, blacked or otherwise network censored.
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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED HOW CONTRIVED...
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(and was Madonna's owner pissed out of his blockin' head??)
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...ALL THE SPONTANIONIONIOSMS WERE???
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Am I the only one who cares?
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This MIDWEEK CRISIS (trademarc) brought to you by:
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1) 1 racist chi-wa-wa
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2) two places to pay some "fairies with boots" twice what Cheryl
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Crow-Magma deserves
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3) three or four cars which even the welders and the tranny
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installation team members can't afford without hefty employee
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discounts
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4) and a red, white and abusive blue designer who isn't known for
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anything besides underwear, t-shirts and some smell in a bottle
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that makes everyone sneeze half their lungs out before they
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begin feeling horney for no known reason.
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http://www.worstbuy.com
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http://www.chingordo.com
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http://vvv.tommy.com
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http://users.farfignewton.net
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http://www.generalelectric.com
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/notbot.html
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Dear ATI;
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Yeah, but I just happened to notice that none of this
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(mid)week's links went anywhere except General Electric's
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and yours. Is this a plot? Are you demonstrating the notion
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that we have but two options in this life:
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mind-numbing conformism or rampant activism?
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What's it all about (anyway) Alfie?
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Sisyphus (203) still-rolling-that-boulder
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response 2 bumper sticker
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/& ON THE 8TH DAY/ \Yeah, Musta\
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/GOD CREATED/ \Been On A\
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/MARINES/ \Monday\
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(PAWN) - 10-year-old THE ONION finally got Crown Publishing to
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put out their book "The Onion Presents: Our Dumb Century: 100
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Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source."
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It's expected next April.
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<PEN> -=-=-=- A prime economic note -=-=-=-
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Face it - the DOW is going to go DOWn to 2600 where it belonged
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in the first place. Everything between that and 10,000 was
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manipulation and falsehood anyhow.
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Faker than a silicone implant.
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Fear not, however. It won't go much lower than that. There's
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still always Exxoff and Drive Manhattan to chase this market.
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Besides, just about every morning since 1990 I've had to wake
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up to the following NY Times headline:
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X... CORPORATION ANNOUNCES LAYOFF OF X... THOUSAND EMPLOYEES
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BUT THE ECONOMY'S LOOKING UP.
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Oh well, it's been inedible, I mean indolent, er, uh, ineffable,
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or inevitable.
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(PAWN)-HAVANA - Caztro Cries Foul Balling of Presidential Intern.
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"The US and their thugs have been doing horrid things with
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cigars for a very long time, but this is too much," said Caztro,
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Cuba's leading tobacco expert.
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He said between the CIA and various presidents - cigars have been
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put into just about every oriface known to man. He further stated
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that terrible things have been put into cigars as well.
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Loads, bombs, poisons, listening devices, Caztro said have
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all been used to abuse perfectly fine cigars.
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"I even had a $500 Cuban seed," said Caztro, "get ruined when
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Reagan squeezed a Luis Tiante spitball all over it."
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He said the mucus from the Boston Red Sox pitcher made the
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otherwise perfect cigar taste foul; and that it almost ruined his
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entire humidour.
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Asked about the new Klinton cigar with the Lewchinski love-juice,
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Caztro said, "cheapest cigar I've ever heard of. Why did el presidente
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waste such good love-juice on such a yucky blend of tobacco?
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He said if it tastes as great as Klinton claims, he would like to
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order a hundred-forty-four of them. Caztro's final comment was
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wondering aloud if Lewchinski might have any friends nearby.
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THIS YEAR'S PRAISON GROWERS HAVE NO REASON TO WHINE.
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(PAWN)
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A mild winter, early spring and temperate summer have Wisconsin
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praison makers in a pickle.
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The praison, a cross between a grape and a cucumber, is expected
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to break busloads of records this year, despite rude comments as
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to its resemblence.
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"Do we continue calling it a praison," asks Wolfe Wollersheim
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of the Praire Du Sac Vineyard corporation, "or do we poke fun of
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the consumers themselves, and go ahead renaming it the prickle?"
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Most of the state's 13 growers completed their harvest roughly
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three weeks ahead of schedule, said a Vegatable Times of Madison
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newspaper editorial.
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Hillary Vandenbush of Boltham Praison workers union held one
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between her thumb and forefinger saying it looked like a shrivelly
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likeness of Bill Clinton on Steroids."
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Asked how she would know, Vandenbush held it up again and licking
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it smiling winkingly, said, "tastes like a cigar."
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Vineyard owner Peter Boltham-Beane plans to bottle 1,500 more
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cases of praison juice in an attempt to compete with Heinz, corp;
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condiments division.
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"We're finally on a level playing field," he remarked about his
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readiness to call it Prickle-58.
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"You eat us, and Heinz owes you one. Hey," he said. "be glad we
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didn't spice it up and call it Probasco.
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& as per usual:
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we end w/ a poem.
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THE 22 DAYS ROAD
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by marc arnold.
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It was a Thursday
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And I was driving,
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N I was eating a BLT sandwich
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No B.
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There was a main road
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It wasn't open.
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N you can't get there - From
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Here.
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Soon it will open;
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Then you can shop there.
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N you can go there;
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Mainstreet Revival.
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Consume.
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Have an ice weak, &
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