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"Dear Friend:
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Only a select few will receive this very special subscription invitation.
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You've been chosen as one of them.
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Why you?
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Because you're the type of man DETAILS is written and designed for.
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Independent. Savvy. Sophisticated.
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Someone on his way to having it all. But someone who wants it all to be
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right. Someone interested in understanding the world around him. And the
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world within him.
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Should you decide not to accept our invitation to subscribe, please don't
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pass this on to a friend. DETAILS isn't for everyone. But I do think
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it's for YOU.
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I urge you to take advantage of this special introductory..."
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DETAILS CAN KISS MY BUTT, this is:
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AAA TTTTTT IIIIII
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A A TT II
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AAAAA TT II
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A A TT II
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AA AA TT II
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AA AA TT II
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AA AA TT IIIIII 136
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12jul98
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Prime here, and we've been making whirled peas for quite a while now.
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PHILLIPINES
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Off-Key Singer Killed By Revelers
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MANILLA - (PAWN) Drunks stabbed a man who sang an off-key rendition
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of a popular Phillipine love song at a Manila pub.
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Ely Dignadice, a 29-yr-old seaman, drew jeers from 10 men at a
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nearby table when he took a microphone and belted out a local song
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titled "Remember Me" out of tune, police said Monday.
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Later, the men left the pub and waited with knives, bottles, wooden
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clubs and a gun. They allegedly attacked the man when he walked out of the
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pub with two friends, killing him and injuring his companions.
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TORN (v) transitory. - Not sounding at all like Jewel; but
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trying your damndest anyhow.
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<><><><><><><><>
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<>hey hey hey <>
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<> it's ATI <>
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<><><><><><><>
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CIA Headquarters will likely be named George H. W. Bush Center for Central
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Intelligence. It passed the Senate. Am I the only one who thinks this is
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a scarey notion? Happy Sunday. Here's another ATI. Plenty of #'s run,
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some editorials, and the usual good stuff. We're averaging 1.2 letters to
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the editor a week. So it's a typical slow summer. I hope your garden grows
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as well as ours. We're seeing eye-high corn, and tears2your eyes habaneros.
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Corn's only expected to be knee-high by july. That's some kind of record;
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and habaneros are just supposed to make you hurt, not cry. Hmmm. Telling.
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BEGIN --- CUT HERE --- Cut Here --- cut here --- ati136.jpg
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#'s run for Sunnyday, midnite.
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http://www.oddfellow.com
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http://www.fartparty.com
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http://www.joeyskaggs.com
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http://www.aloha.net/~bsm
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http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman
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http://www.azstarnet.com
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http://www.beograd.com/truth
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http://www.timesoft.com/hopi
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\\ ATI - Lacking Bavura //
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\\ for more than //
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\\ eleven years. //
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How 'bout a phew parodies??
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Because Parodies beats a royal flush any day.
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I gave my love a Pepsi, she said iced tea.
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How could you give me Pepsi, I asked for iced tea.
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I gave my love a soda; I thought she'd drink.
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She poured all of the Pepsi into the sink.
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To: It Don't Mean a Thing.
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Your silk panties give my cotton ones static cling.
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Doo wah, do wah, doo wah...
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Your silk panties make my cotton ones wanna sing.
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Doo wah....
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Makes no difference if you use cling free
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Or fabric softener just won't do a thing.
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Oh, your silk panties give...
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To: Scarborough Fare
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Are you cooking vegetarian
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Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
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Remember bay leaf serves good in soup.
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And brown rice boiled is delisch but it doesn't rhyme.
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To: Volare
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Monop'ly oh, oh.
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Monop'ly oh, oh, oh oh.
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Let's gamble just to practice
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Then we can go to the kiss (eno)
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We can park in the lot far away
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And take a shuttle to where we'll play.
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And gamble away all our hard earned pay
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That we made. (optional endings to repeat: Saved for our retirement
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Planned for our kids education
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Need for a rainy day)
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To: Good Morning America
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Ridin on the city bus this morning
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Dollar 50 just to ride to work
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Smell of diesel fuel just makes me nauseous
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There's no bathroom just a window that doesn't work.
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All along the trip to work I thought
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About the car I never bought
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'N I coulda gotten there faster if I jogged.
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Making stops at every spot
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Picking up every old sot
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Maybe I'd a rather just been flogged.
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Good morning america how are you.
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Your transportation system really sucks.
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If I walked to work I'd probably gotten there faster.
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I would rather hitch a ride with an ice cream truck.
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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\you are tuned\
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/to a glitch in\
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/your computer. /
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\Sit back and /
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\employ yours/
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\ fried. /
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\/\/\/\/\/
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<Announcement> Date: 07-11098
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Released by: Skulljkr Explanation:
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In response to the plethora of Pepsi(tm) based attacks
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flooding the Script Kiddie market these days, Skulljkr and his
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band of merry mutants have decided to release their
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oft-heralded personal BSD-based operating system to the public.
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PepBSD is a unix oriented soft drink guaranteed to have at
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least %25 less security holes (and almost *no* buffer overflows
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thanks to it's fructose-less design) than the common soft drink.
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Disabled versions of PepBSD 3.2 are available from our
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ftp site which only accepts 3 connections at any given time
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(ftp.pepbsd.org), or you can send $89 and $14.95 postage for the
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complete six-bottle set. Also included will be PepBSD stickers
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that say: "PepBSD- don't make you fart".
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Closing: We don't hack computers anymore.
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WHO SAID THIS: And Fill In The Blank.
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"My own experience as a child, and that of my friends raising
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children today, is that once a kid is exposed to _______
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he or she is hooked. But we have to create the opportunity for
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that exposure."
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a> Marshall McLuhan; about TV
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b> Bill Gates; about computers
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c> Abbie Hoffman; about drugs, TV or computers.
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d> all of the above.
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answer> could've been "d" but it's "b."
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From his book "The Road Ahead."
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And while we're on book quotes:
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"For my daughter, Aretha, and for those who are hurt by poverty,
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ignorance, and injustice. 'There but for fortune go I.'"
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--Ben Cohen from Ben & Jerry's DOUBLEDIP: Lead With
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Your Values. Published 1997.
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/Just a thought, /
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/by Marco: /
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/ Everybody's /
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/cutting their lawn/
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/today; why don't /
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/ you be different/
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/ and plant camo- /
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/ mile instead? /
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Los Barcos, NM. (PAWN) - Albuquerque officials have announced
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a new class X licence for driving an unidentified flying object.
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Pilots will need a second licence to drive A, B, or C. But an
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E licence which also includes T driving will also allow you to
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drive X.
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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and if you got angst:
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