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The winner of our name-a-women's-basketball-team contest is Alma Phudd.
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She wins with the name "Portland Yellow Bikes."
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10/14 I'm up at Woolworth's lunch counter, Pueblo, Colo. Boy there aren't
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many of *these* left in the world, eh?
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The prices have come way up, but I guess it's all relative to everything
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else in this world, eh?
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Panama Note. 10-17-89. "...then in bkfst this stupid soldier's tellin'
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this mess cook he wants his egg well-done. That's between medium and
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hard, he tells him like he's s'posed to know. He argues for 7 minutes
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and 30 seconds, before someone says forget it, "you're getting a medium
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egg-- move on soldier," What a day.
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1400 aftershocks later, the World Series gets cancelled. And 270 are
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counted dead. Have a San Francisco Day.
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Hello and welcome to:
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AA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
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A A TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
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AA AA TT II
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AAAA TT II
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AA AA TT II
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AA AA TT II
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AA AA TT IIIIIIII
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AA AA TT IIIIIIII
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C I N
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T M C
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I E !
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V S
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..... Y Gadz. Special
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.Issue. Issue of Cyber
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. 122 . Fiber Spider Beside Her...
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..... Porshe is dead, long live Porshe
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pap#'s run for Son Day, March-End. 1998. In the year of our
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Spinacheating Kokopeli.
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To: kokopeli@downcity.net
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fr: anon.
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re: #'s running.
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http://www.cc.ukans.edu/about_lynx/
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/WPlate/1998-03/26/118l-032698-idx.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/
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http://www.nynews.com/data/v6gov.htm
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http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9706/pathfinder/multiplex/live/
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http://www.lycaeum.org/drugs/other/extraction/extract4.html
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http://science.nas.nasa.gov/Services/Education/SpaceSettlement/
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http://kfwb.com/breaking.html
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http://www.humboldt1.com/~carey/oac
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http://www.guitarandlute.com
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http://www.autobahn.mb.ca/~nickel/guthrie.html
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http://theory.lcs.mit.edu/~rivest/chaffing.txt
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http://www.ozemail.com.au/~bachlogc/plucked.htm
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http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/htbin/rfc/rfc821.html
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Barbie Doll
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A poem by Jennifer Halbert 1992.
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I wish I was a Barbie Doll.
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Blonde hair, blue eyes, that wonderful plastic sheen.
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Because if I were only a Barbie Doll
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I could be anything:
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Miss America
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an astronaut
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in a beer commercial.
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But I'm not Miss America or an astronaut or in a beer commercial,
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and I'm definitely not a Barbie Doll.
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I'm an American, white, teenage female
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with small breasts and body hair
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and hopes and dreams that will never be met.
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I will not be Miss America or in a beer commercial because they
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don't think that I'm feminine enough,
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Although this same "they" considers aerospace not a woman's field.
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Being an American, white, teenage female, I am tempted to accept
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this as life,
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fate,
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just the way it is.
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Instead, I summon up all the courage I have to believe that
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this same "they" made the Barbie Doll, and then go into something
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besides aerospace.
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This Letter to the Editor I entitle:
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W H A T ? ! ?
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To: ati@etext.org
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Att. Sales / Export Department
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Re: Request for WOOD CHIPS
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A "RFQ" for WOOD CHIPS products which are
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similar to those offered by you,was placed with us by one of our clients.
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To you ,our service is totally free of charge !!!
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The information we will get from you will not only be immediately sent
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to this particular client but also to all other clients looking for
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similar products .
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To define and advise us the products you are interested to export
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and/or to get more information about us and our FREE SERVICE , please
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goto: http://www.thebol.com
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Best Regards
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Purchasing
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BOL sourcing international Ltd.
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(prime thinking you people need help...)
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To: ati@etext.org
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Hi
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I'm Julia's mom, and I'm spreading the word.
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Julia's asking everyone to write:
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John Campbell
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Pacific Lumber Co.
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125 Main St.
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Scotia, CA 95565
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and kindly ask him to save LUNA.
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kat ~^..^~ bradley
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PAO, PAO, PAO, KABAM.
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This Prime Anarchist Opinion brought to you by Meuselix.
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Breakfast of Crampions.
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What would you, could you, should you do with a million dollars.
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Did I hear right that Clinton's budget includes upping Peace
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Corps' annual expenses from 230M to 270M? Are we really upping past
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half a million dollars a year per citizen? Do some math. No better,
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just figure in your head. Get good at that. For every person living
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on an income of 10,000 a year there must be a person or five pulling in
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a few hundred million in order for THAT dollar amount to move!!!
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I guess my rhetorical question here is (not to knock a fine org
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like peace corps but) if instead we gave each citizen even a mere
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quarter million dollars a year for the next 4 years, how many people
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would opt to leave the job market, manage about half their assets, and
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blow the rest travelling the world on their own and perhaps even better
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representing their homeland while abroad?
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Hand *me* a couple hundred K, America. I'll handle my part of a personal
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overseas peace mission in such a way that Chris Dodd's hopes of the Corps
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growing without becoming "too beurocratized" will surely realize.
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How about our surplus of average guitarists wandering around the
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world teaching blues, jazz, and country? You know, it's not just for
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Lee Atwater anymore. And wider, it's certainly not just for Republicans
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anymore, Mr. Rowland. Oh sorry, your governorness.
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MOOR OH PINION? U WAN MOOR OH PINION? EYE GIB U MOOR OH PINION...
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Hello, Oh, you're all too kind. Thankyouthankyouthankyou. I'm your
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host, Prime Anchor Mist, and welcome to "This Is Your Life, Submarine."
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Remember the time when you collided with a ballistic tactical fast
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attack and nearly killed a whole bunch? No one was killed but there were
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titanium, berylium and aluminum scrapings EVERYWHERE.
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Remember when you dragged a 2-ton channel buouy from Long Island sound
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half way up the estuary leaving it behind somewhere between the Hess dock
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and General Dynamic's launchpads? Oh, it was a cloudy day, and we each
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could've used that buouy so as to not ram ferries, but we had to just do
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the best we could.
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Remember back when someone stole you and you got all the way into the
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Atlantic Ocean before your rear admiral (or was that the naval admiral??)
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realized you were missing?
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Oh submarine, ever since Leonardo Di Caprio, I mean Da Vinci thunk you up
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you've been rambunctious, unpredictable, wild and full of wonder. Oh and
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unction too. Or. Or, was that sea men?
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Maybe we shouldn't have put you in water after all. Would you have been
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better off a helicopter? (never mind, remember those skiers?)
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Or maybe you're not clutzy at all. Maybe it's your riders' faults.
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Of course half a million soldiers and sailors can't be wrong, can they?
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Can they?
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Can they.
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Maybe one of the only national secrets worth keeping classified for ANY 10
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years at a time is that those humans tasked with protecting our freedom "back here at
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home" suffer an incompetence that GOES ALL THE WAY UP.
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Egge's Great Music. A Review by Gary R.
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My attitude towards Austin's collective musical taste has vastly
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improved since Ana Egge was voted a couple of awards. She's probably
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the most underrated performer in Austin or the world right now.
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She's reinventing traditional American folk music like was done on
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old albums like American Beauty, Nashville Skyline Rag and The Band.
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It's been a long time to hear somebody have so many great tunes on
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one album with such sweet artistry. There's a lot of hot artists with
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one or two hit songs but the rest of their CD effort is lame.
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I hope she continues on the steep learning curve musically (lot of
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work and time) that she obviously went through during her teens. One
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of the things the sixties proved is that you don't have to compromise
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your talent or enter into some bad deal with a major label to make a
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good living playing music if you've got the special talent that
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crosses the thin blue line beyond. I think she's got it - not many
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people do.
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just another egge fan
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GARY
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More Pears Of D's:
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Marsha Jan
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to the tune of I Woke Up In Love This Morning.
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As performed by the Partridge School. I mean Family.
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Or was that Clan?
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Last nite I turned out the light,
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lay down and thought about you,
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I thought about the way that it could be.
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Two O'clock wondrin' what I'm doin' here alone without you.
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So I close my eyes and dream you here to me.
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And,
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I woke up with Jan this morning,
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I woke up with Jan this morning
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went to sleep with Marsha on my mind.
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(groan, repeat, and definitely fade)
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THE 5-POUND STEAK to the tune of
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The Impossible Dream
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If you eat the 5-pound steak,
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you will eat, eat it all free of charge.
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You will be, the hit of all amarillo.
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If you eat, the 5-pound steak.
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I had an 80 oz steak the other night
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I ate an 80 oz and my face turned bright white.
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I had a coronary I had a coronary.
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The doctor checked me out and now I'm alright.
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(ch)
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I ate an armadillo steak just last night
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It was a roadkill armadillo layin' upright.
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He'd had a coronary, or maybe 'twas a car-onary.
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I ate a 5 pound armadillo under the streetlite.
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(repeat first part)
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Our last for the week. To Whim O Wheh, (the lion sleeps tonite)
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by MF
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In the diction-ary, there's a word for so carefree.
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In the book, yeah, the mighty book
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Yeah, a word that means carefree.
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Whimsical, whimsical.
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Whimsical, whimsical.
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Whimsical, whimsical.
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Whimsical.
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(repeat chorus)
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Hush there guy and don't ask why
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Just be care-free like, me.
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Apple pie and oh my, the sky
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And be carefree, ee ee ee.
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Whimsical...
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. . . . .
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> Printer not ready.
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> Could be a fatal error.
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> Have a pen handy?
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> - - - - - - - - - - - -
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these came from Oracle. There were a lot.
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I kept the ones that didn't suck. -ed.
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> - - - - - - - - - - - -
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> Login incorrect.
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> Only perfect spellers may
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> enter this system.
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> - - - - - - - - - - - -
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> This site has been moved.
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> We'd tell you where, but then we'd
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> have to delete you.
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> - - - - - - - - - - - -
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> First snow, then silence.
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> This thousand dollar screen dies
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> so beautifully.
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> - - - - - - - - - - - -
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> The Web site you seek
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> cannot be located but
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> endless others exist
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> - - - - - - - - - - - -
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> Yesterday it worked
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> Today it is not working
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> Windows is like that
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> - - - - - - - - - - - -
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> Rather than a beep
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> Or a rude error message,
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> These words: "File not found."
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> - - - - - - - - - - - -
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MLTSO
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another poem by Jennifer Halbert
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She walks
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Through the hall
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And the wind blows
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And moves the curtains
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Which hang from the windows
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In the room.
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I listen
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To her talk
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And the sound moves
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Like silk
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Through the air.
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She comes closer
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And touches
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The spot
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Inside and out
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Which becomes electric
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And triggers me to move.
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RESEARCH TOPIC OF THE WEEK.
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Does anyone know what an "Austin Seven" is?
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George Orwell discusses it in his famous essay,
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"Why I Write."
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Send any rezultz 2
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ati@etext.org please.
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One Twenty Second ATI was dedicated to Keiko Kobayashi.
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Wherever you are this moment, you world traveler. Hello old friend.
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May Peace Prevail On Earth.
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Especially our Big Mountain. Oh, and
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Hey Noni, Noni hey. Can I call dibs on you and Ana
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before you meet her and take her away?
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Put on your socks people. The water's getting high
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where we're wading. If El Nino pushes the houses in the mud it's just
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Californians who'll frenzy up to the bar; but if the trees go
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down we're all doomed.
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And what's with all the Maco sharks and tuna beaching up to die
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in all the corn fields?
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Rhetorique of the week:
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Is your star gold or green?
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We end with a poem called
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TSHIRT
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by Marco
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Lollapalooza
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*.lol.la.pa.loo.za (lal'e pe loo'ze
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n. [<?] [slang] something or someone
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very striking or exceptional.
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Jane's Addiction
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Siouxsie & the Banshees
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Living Colour
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ICE-T
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Fishbone
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Violent Femmes
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Butthole Surfers
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Rollins Band
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Red Rocks - 1991 - Festival
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This has been a Prime Anarchist Production in sequence with midi,
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mini and nietzsche.
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Address all letters to the editor to
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editor@intst.com
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all musical questions should go to
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lutenist@geocities.com
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If it's bigger than a breadbox -- kokopeli@downcity.net
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For history, news and sports or to report a house fly write:
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kokopeli@angelfire.com
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Anything that doesn't fit anywhere else, write:
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ati@etext.org
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