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** Hootmon, **- - - - - - - - - - .
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************** 121 /
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/ (oops, reverse that) /
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Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
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journalistic, causistic, /
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/cyberpolitical /
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/organization, / 4 more info?
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/trying to / send SASE
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/help y'all, and us / stamps???
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change the world / to:
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radically, in less / ATI@etext.org
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than two minute /
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increments. /
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Not aNother Native Numbers ruN by aNarchist productioNs?!?
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Our Hopi Elders have gone to the UN "House of Mica" 4 times and their
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message still wasn't heard.
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More information can be found at:
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http://www.timesoft.com/hopi/
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http://www.boysgirls.org/cop
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http://www.hinduismtoday.kauai.hi.us/Resources/Hopi/hopi_messages.html
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http://www.hinduismtoday.kauai.hi.us/Resources/Hopi/dan's_message.html
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http://www.gandhiking.com/index2.htm#links
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http://www.hinduismtoday.kauai.hi.us/Satguru/Darshan/PastMissions/Oct95USA.htm
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OK, here lie some non-native #'s, (or maybe less-native, eh?)
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http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
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http://www.annies.com
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http://www.chem.wisc.edu/edu/wcaty/caffeine/structur.html
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http://citizen-tv.com
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http://digital.net/~cheshire
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http://www.disinfo.com
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http://www.elpais.es
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/numbers98.txt
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/SoB/sob27.txt
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http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/5851
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http://www.geocities.com/~williamsmusic
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http://www.inf.ufsc.br/barata0.html
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http://www.laughnet.net/archive/misc/barbie.htm
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http://www.planet-peace.org/trudell/index1.html
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http://www.poetry.co.uk
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http://www.poetry.org
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http://www.queenbee.net/members/pieman
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http://www.teleport.com/~canyon/cr7013.htm
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http://www.restless.com/moog.html
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http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com
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http://www.xs4all.n1/~royce1
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http://www.gurl.com
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These two submarines walk into a bar,
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One says to the other,
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"Good thing I'm wearing this titanium helmut,
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Or else all my sea men would fall out."
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***U R Tuned 2 KATI***
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*** Radius Radio. ***
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*** 96 on your dial***
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Prime here, with another issue of ATI. Actively Trollupping,
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Indiscriminately. #121. Saturnday. March 21, 1998. 10:07 pm.
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I'm going to begin with an essay I wrote my
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junior year of high school. I never published it because I thought it
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was one of the most hair-brained, stupid, unintelligent, dumb, idiotic,
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silly, (anyone got a thesaurus?) but then all of a sudden I started
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reading about what the Pentagon has been telling Clinton he should do
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about places like Iraq, Bosnia, Panama, Honduras, Cuba, etc.
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First there was M.A.D., then Pentagon's suggestions to Clinton last week,
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now this:
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EVERYONE CAN LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER, HERE'S HOW.
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by Marco Highschooler. 1980.
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(and you don't even have to pay me for this idea.)
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No one listened to my first policy. (military passivity.) They all seem
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still to think a nuclear war is winnable. It is.
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But, a nuke-war is NOT survivable. Who's gonna give a toot who won?
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"Who won, Henry?" "I dunno, I can't see, Margaret. My eyes are ripped
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out of my head. And, all my skin is falling off my arms."
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I say we use a new policy. Instead of trying to send missiles with
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Plutonium and radium presents to neighboring countries; why don't we
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blow ourselves up.
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I don't mean literally. The threat itself is more than enough. Let's all
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agree to set all the nukes we have right now to blow up right where they
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set. (no travel time needed. No interception possible.) Then invite all
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our neighbors, enemies, friends, associates to come over and look at what
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we're ALL in for.
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We will be "those crazy Americans" again. Just like Nagasaki days. No
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one will have the guts to upset us in any way. If we think someone is
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being bad, we are prepared to destroy the entire planet.
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Voila, we are suddenly the World Power again. And if other countries
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are bright enough to catch on, "More the merrier." This is something that
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is no trouble sharing.
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There will be no need to spend another penny on defense. We can already
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destroy the entire planet at least three times by ourselves. The money
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we save on defense could be spent on education, food, housing, medical
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expenses, etc.
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Peace man, it can work. You're the only one left in the way of our plan.
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Please consider it.
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DRESSES UP HIS DECISION Reprinted from TAP magazine.
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Mount Clemens, Mic. Mar. 7 (AP) - Three youths who pleaded guilty
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to singing Christmas carols in the nude have been ordered by a court
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to clean up their act and do an encore next year.
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Putting aside the maximum penalty of $100 or 90 days in jail,
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District Court Judge Harry Burkart deferred judgement until next January,
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if the teenagers agreed to refrain from streaking during their probation
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and return to the same neighborhood next Christmas to do caroling,
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but this time in proper attire.
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FOR YOUR SAFETY
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VIDEO CAMERAS MAY BE
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INSTALLED ON THIS BUS
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YOUR PICTURE MAY BE RECORDED
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UNDERCOVER OFFICERS MAY BE
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RIDING THIS BUS.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPERSIZE THAT?
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What Some Are Saying:
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From: Michael<stokes.mail@usa.net>
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New York, NY USA
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I am new to the Internet and beginning to think of it as a vast,
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very vast waste land.
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I stumbled upon you by dumb luck and I made sure to add you to my
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bookmark so I would not lose you. Thank God I found like thinking
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people. Its easy to imagine myself spending hours at your site.
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Mike
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Brad<bwade@gte.net>
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Whitehall, Michigan
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Your site is organized in a way that makes it easy to use.
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Deborah
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Winder, Georgia USA
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One of the most informative websites on the internet.
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I check it daily since I discovered it about 3 weeks ago.
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Thank you for the "inside trek" to progessive thought in the U.S.
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Jenny Lindquist
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Allegheny College
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Meade, Pennsylvania
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This is just what we were looking for to keep our college informed
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about social justice issues.
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From: Herbert Gruber
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Rochester Hills, Michigan
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Get your thinking straight, man! Like so many utopians,
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past and present, you choose to blindsight yourself of one little thing:
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Human Nature! Forget your dream, especially the
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"common" part, and contribute to the real world.
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Peyton
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Chicago, Illinois
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Your website is truly a front page for the Internet --
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hope to see what else you have to offer!
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***U R Tuned 2 KATI***
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*** Radius Radio. ***
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*** 96 on your dial***
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Muzik muzk, mzk.
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The phollowing parody is brought to you by Band Width Savors, LLC.
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to the tune of WHEN YOU WORE A TULIP.
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(note only one word has been changed, shifting the entire meaning
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of the song...)
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When you wore a tulip, a sweet yellow tulip,
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And I wore a big red nose,
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When you caressed me, 'twas then Heaven blessed me,
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What a blessing, no one knows.
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You made life cheery when you called me deary,
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'Twas down where the blue grass grows,
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Your lips were sweeter than julep
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When you wore that tulip
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And I wore a big red nose.
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VITAL STATISTICS
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PRIME ANARCHIST (reprinted from Telluscope Zine. 1986)
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Age: y
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Birthplace: Norwalk
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Marital Status: single
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Working On: y
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Worst Job: A toss up. Arcade at Misquamicut Beach, RI. Flipping cheesburgers
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and making change.
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My Worst Date: Ninth grade prom. Went to date's house and fell in lust
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with her thirteen year old sister.
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Last good movie I saw was: "Commando."
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I say home and watch: n
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The book I've recommended lately: "Cider House Rules" John Irving.
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Favorite Pig-out food: Vanilla milk-shake.
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Favorite Performer: Jesus Christ.
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Nobody Knows I'm: Lonely.
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I Wish I Could Stop: Masturbating. It saps my strength and motivation.
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I've Never Been Able To: Break up with a girl plain and simple. I'm a
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"beat-around-the-busher."
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I'd Give Anything To Meet: Rae Dawn Chong.
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When Nobody's Looking I: Scream raving mad nonsense.
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The Worst Part of My Job Is: The pay is so mild.
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Someday I'd Like To Teach My Child: To forgive.
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People Who Knew Me In High School Thought I Was: Obnoxious, Talked too much.
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I Knew I Was A Grown Up When: My mom told me I could go from the front
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yard to the back yard whenever I pleased without having to inform her.
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My Friends Like Me Because: I'm a good talker.
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Behind My Back They Say: "Will never understand him."
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If I've Learned One Thing In My Life, It's: The good Lord put us each
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here to "do."
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. .
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BARBARY COAST Brand
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Gold Rush Style BEER.
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Iceless Fermentation.
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Since 1894
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Brewed & Bottled by Tunner's Guild
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Brweing Systems, ST. Paul, Minn.
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. .
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The Woman Who Pours The Ketchups.
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A Pome.
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Making 7 into 4.
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3 empties.
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Chuck THEM.
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A butter knife to speed up the
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Process.
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Is this the end of the nite
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At every restaurant in the USA?
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Not the world?
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SPECIAL CALENDULA SECTION.
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DAYS IN THE LIFE OF ABBIE HOFFMAN.
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reprinted from the Abbie Hoffman calendar.
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March 16. 1941 Sister Phyllis born.
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Mar 20, 1969. Hoffman, Dellinger, Hayden, Rubin, Weiner, Froines,
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Seale, and Davis indicted, charged with an assortment, including conspiracy.
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21, 1959. Fidel Castro lectures at Harvard Stadium, Cambridge.
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22, 1968. Yip-In. Grand Central Terminal.
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27, 1970. Abbie appears on Merv Griffin, wearing an American Flag.
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His whole torso blacked out for 35 minutes.
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30, 1971. US Court of Appeals reverses flag desecration conviction.
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Apr 7, 1970. CSU. Fort Collins, CO. Blows his nose into an American Flag.
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12, 1989. Dies. Autopsy results - "suicide," 15 minutes after he's
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pronounced dead.
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14, 1969. Chicago FBI assure J. Edgar Hoover that Judge Hoffman plans
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to hold all defendants AND attoreys in contempt.
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19, 1971. 8:30am Interviews for Boston Globe then hitch hikes to
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New Haven. Conn. State Police arrest him for jaywalking.
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29, 1967. Abbie hands flowers to soldiers in a VFW "Support our Boys in
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Vietnam" march. Coins phrases: "flower power," and "we shall not wilt."
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Jun 8, 1967. Marries Anita Kushner (Prime Anarchist's aunt) Central Park,
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NYC. "Flower Child" style. Outside.
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9, 1953. 16 year old Abbie agrees with Worcester Police Chief to
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distribute his father's drugs to the Red Cross, along with plasma,
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intravenous solutions, and cold compresses.
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10, 1953. Returns to site of Worcester's worst tornado to help search
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through the rubble. Over 100 dead, thousands injured.
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Jul 2, 1965. FBI begins tapping Abbie's home telephone.
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2, 1967. Abbie and Anita renew vows in a traditional jewish wedding.
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3, 1967. Special Agent Lefkowitz calls to congratulate them. Gets mom.
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15, 1971. NY Times finally reviews "Steal This Book."
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The Chain Saw Shop
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783-4654
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NM Hwy 53 South.
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Between Mile Markers 57-58
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YOYO by Prime Anarchist. June '90.
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You cheer me up.
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Then you let me down.
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You leave me broke.
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But then you fix me up.
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You take me out
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But you never dress me in style.
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Play with me a while.
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I don't mind,
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Media -- mediums.
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Put me to sleep.
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You give me Republicans
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Take my freedoms
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(ed note: 8 yrs later it's demmicats too, huh?)
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Whip me, beat me --
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Make me shoot
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Dissident Czechs.
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Your democrats -- English Kingsmen in disguise.
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Tax me to death.
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Represent me?
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Ha!
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How 'bout a new party?
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The all nite party.
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The No party.
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The Yo party.
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Just say No?
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Just say Yo.
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Yo.
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Yo yo.
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Up and down, down and up.
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You cheer me up,
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Then you let me down.
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Up and down
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Down and up.
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Up, down, up down.
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Up.
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Kinda Kinky.
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Yo.
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***U R Tuned 2 KATI***
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*** Radius Radio. ***
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*** 96 on your dial***
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. .
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Carpets today.
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Take up to 2 years
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To pay. I don't think they meant
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. . that both ways, did they?
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Did they? Hmmm. Did they...
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JUST A THOUGHT
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All classified ads
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Should be written in
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Haiku. Just a thought.
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FLASK - Washington. DC (PAWN) wired by prime anarchist world news 2nite.
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IT IS NOW SAFE TO LOVE VIDAL.
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Gore Vidal addressed National Press Club yesterday in the "springtime of
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[his] senility."
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"Crisco Kid ain't no friend of mine," he warned them about Proctor &
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Gamble's abuse of everything from workers, to cows to Monopoly pieces.
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"If I were optimistic I would propose civil war," he said, "but I wont."
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"George Washington's sword would be half way through this pudgy
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prosecutor," he said, calling Kenneth Star a "tomboy."
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"I can't get her address," he said about some woman. I have no idea who
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he was describing. "I think she works for ITT. He was describing how
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difficult it has been for him to get ahold of the people who run ITT.
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AN OPEN LETTER TO GORE VIDAL:
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Hey bub. I can't find your address. I KNOW you don't work for schITT.
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Where are you Gore??? I want to write you and thank you for your very
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existence. Were it not for pundits like you, Howard Zinn, HST, and
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your cousin, er uh, I mean cousin-in-law, Tipper, I'd've slit my ankles
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so many years ago today.
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Amiga, amiga, fun for a girl or a boy.
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Did any of you catch the new Izuzu ad?
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They begged, borrowed or stole the Slinky (tm)
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commercial.
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Highly funny. Funny, funny.
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Catchy. Very. Almost seems like their response to
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Volkswagen's new improved Beetle. I'm not sure of this, just
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a gut feeling.
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And she came down out of the clouds in a silver 6-cylander Trooper,
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by Izuzu. She said "you shall be the Eagles, with an A."
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POW!!! kAbLaM. Flaming Pies everywhere.
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Prime bearing my soul. You ready?
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http://www.anaegge.com
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http://www.anaegge.com
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http://www.anaegge.com
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Wharl, tha's all 4 this week. Remember, Prime saying,
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Beware, the rhymes you bust. They'll all come true.
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send all contributions to:
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ati@etext.org
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