481 lines
14 KiB
Plaintext
481 lines
14 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
|
|
AA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
|
|
A A TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
|
|
AA AA TT II
|
|
AAAA TT II
|
|
AA AA TT II
|
|
AA AA TT II
|
|
AA AA TT IIIIIIII
|
|
AA AA TT IIIIIIII
|
|
C I N
|
|
T M C
|
|
I E !
|
|
V S
|
|
I
|
|
S
|
|
T
|
|
|
|
.......
|
|
.Issue.
|
|
.117!!.
|
|
.......
|
|
|
|
Hello, and welcome to ATI issue 117. Sunday, February 22, 1998.
|
|
In the year of our Olympic Training Center.
|
|
I'm prime anarchist and by way of introduction I move you
|
|
right to the last part of the 1992 Infinite Onion reprint.
|
|
David Fischer interviews Prime Anarchist during a quick break
|
|
from his walk across the country.
|
|
|
|
IO: What is the fuel of the revolution, is it rice?
|
|
PA: The fuel of the revolution is not rice, but you are close. It was
|
|
a tossup between foodstamps and saline and saline won. Seems in the US
|
|
these days, if you have a conscience the only way you can afford to
|
|
speak out on anything is you gotta plas. (if you live in a state where
|
|
plasma distribution is not yet legal, you won't know the expression
|
|
"plassing;" which is donating two pints of your cells in exchange for
|
|
$13 and free donuts and coffee.
|
|
|
|
IO: Wow. That's harsh.
|
|
PA: Removing myself from the system means I have to live way under the
|
|
poverty line, and without any property puts us at a big disadvantage
|
|
unless we learn to be communal. And guess who can teach us this?
|
|
|
|
IO: I don't know but I bet you're going to tell me...
|
|
PA: The 900,000 Native Americans who somehow managed to live through
|
|
this holocaust so far. So there's a lot of Anne Frank diaries, huh?
|
|
Get involved in a native rights group. Help chop wood or live with a
|
|
family. Let them help you get YOUR roots though. Don't take their
|
|
religion! You let your government take everything else they have, don't
|
|
take their spirit. Just let them inspire you. Help them brainstorm.
|
|
Get involved.
|
|
|
|
IO: Yeah, I've been there.
|
|
PA: The native American bros and sisters will wake you up. Next step is
|
|
smashing your TV set and taking back your life. Get out of the fogging
|
|
mall and start making your own jewelry and clothes.
|
|
|
|
IO: Any other comments? Things you want to say?
|
|
PA: Yes, thanks for the interview. Pray for peace. We're all related.
|
|
That's all for now.
|
|
|
|
This interview was reprinted
|
|
from Issue # ate
|
|
of Infinite Onion Magazine.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Since it's pretty obvious that Clinton basically took the
|
|
"baton" from Bush, and is now doing the CIA operative's
|
|
(once a... always a...) bidding, now is a great time to come
|
|
forward with something that was handed to me by a kind woman
|
|
on the capitol steps october 7, 1992.
|
|
It was an advance copy of George Bush's victory speech.
|
|
(yes, he really expected to win.) It might as well be Clinton's
|
|
"victory" speech, or any 7 of his state of the onion addresses if he feels
|
|
like just respitting something old and re-pertinent. hint, hint...
|
|
|
|
s/
|
|
marco
|
|
e&p ati since '88
|
|
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
|
|
|
|
& if you gotta gripe then
|
|
you gotta send it 2
|
|
ati@etext.org
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
GEORGE BUSH'S PLANNED VICTORY SPEECH FOR 1992.
|
|
NOW MORE APROPRIATE THAN EVER.
|
|
typed in by Prime Anarchist Productions.
|
|
February, 20, 1998
|
|
|
|
My fellow Americans, I stand here before you proud to accept
|
|
the honor and challenge of my second term as President of the
|
|
greatest nation on earth and leader of the Free World. In the first
|
|
four years, we completed our policy of containment, engineered a
|
|
peaceful displacement of communism, and ushered in a New World
|
|
Order.
|
|
In central america, we helped install fledgling democracies whose
|
|
governments regularly hold free elections. In Panama, we rid the
|
|
hemisphere of a dangerous demagogue; in Nicaragua, which fell under
|
|
the control of radical-nationalists, we restored democracy; and in
|
|
nearby Cuba, we continue to work toward neutralizing Fidel Castro.
|
|
Around the globe, especially in Eastern Europe, we helped newly
|
|
liberated peoples to see the benefits of the market and privatization.
|
|
In the Middle East I advanced the peace process by leading America
|
|
to a spectacular victory in the Persian Gulf War. With few casualties,
|
|
we were able to save Kuwait and uphold the principle of opposing aggression.
|
|
Now, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia, are independent and both nations can
|
|
pursue their evolution toward democracy at their own pace.
|
|
Our task, however, is not finished. Saddam remains defiant despite
|
|
the pummeling we gave him in Operation Desert Storm. Even now, he is
|
|
rebuilding his army, only a short time ago the 3rd largest in the
|
|
world., and making threats and thus requiring us to exercise our
|
|
right to self-defense. In short, our national security still requires
|
|
vigilence and a prudent level of defense expenditures.
|
|
Although we must prepare for all eventualities, we will look
|
|
first to negotiations and diplomacy to restore stability around the
|
|
globe. If, however, we are challenged by bullies, we will not shrink
|
|
from using force.
|
|
|
|
Here at home, I will continue to be president to all the people.
|
|
I pledge never to bow to special interests, but instead, to always
|
|
seek and ever serve our national interest. For we are a compassionate
|
|
nation and, in this time of temporary economic malaise, we must reach
|
|
out to the poor and encourage them to free themselves from the burden
|
|
of food stamps, Medicare, and the dole. We must end dependency on these
|
|
ensnaring safety nets and replace them with economic trampolines to
|
|
propel the homeless and the unemployed to new heights of self-esteem
|
|
and success.
|
|
But I want to make it perfectly clear, that if we are to reduce
|
|
inequality, eliminate the deficit, win the war on drugs, and rebuild
|
|
our cities, our first step must be to cut the capital gains tax so
|
|
that those most able to help the less fortunate will be able to do
|
|
just that.
|
|
My fellow Americans, as we enter this, my second term as president,
|
|
and march together, bound by common values, the United States of
|
|
America will once again be an example to all the world. With God's
|
|
help we will internationalize the thousand points of light and we
|
|
will make them millions of glowing embers of democracy.
|
|
In closing, my fellow Americans, I pledge four more years of the
|
|
same, only better.
|
|
|
|
|
|
And how, George Bush. You said a mouthful, toots.
|
|
I'm Prime Anarchist and this has been a special edition of
|
|
PAWN.
|
|
Prime Anarchist World News is brought to you tonite by
|
|
the makers of Rock River Lager Beer. Proud sponsors of
|
|
the 1998 Olympic War Preface.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
by the way
|
|
I verified the truth of this
|
|
intended speech right after
|
|
I'd gotten it through
|
|
Covert Action Quarterly,
|
|
El Monde, and
|
|
Linda Lovelace's official
|
|
cinematographer and
|
|
archivist.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
PARODY TIME.
|
|
|
|
To the tune of Riding On The City Of New Orleans
|
|
as sung by Arlo Guthrie
|
|
parody by prime anarchist. denver. 1995
|
|
|
|
Riding on the city bus this morning
|
|
Dollar-50 just to ride to work.
|
|
Smell of diesel fuel just makes me nauseous
|
|
There's no bathroom just a window that doesn't work.
|
|
|
|
All along the trip to work I thought
|
|
About the car I never bought
|
|
& I coulda gotten there faster if I'd jogged.
|
|
Making stops at every spot
|
|
Picking up every old sot
|
|
Maybe I'd'a just rather had been flogged.
|
|
|
|
Good morning America how are you
|
|
Your transportation system really sucks.
|
|
If I walked to work I'd have prob'ly gotten there faster.
|
|
I'd rather hitch a ride with an ice cream truck.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Here's another. See if you can guess the original just
|
|
from the rhythm. OK here's the chord chart just in case.
|
|
|
|
Bb Bb-maj-7 Bb6 Eb
|
|
Bb
|
|
Cm7 F7 Bb
|
|
Gm7 C7 F7 Bb Bb-maj7
|
|
Bb6 Eb D7
|
|
Eb-maj7 Bb Gm7 Cm7
|
|
F7 Bb
|
|
|
|
Look for that NAFTA label
|
|
When you are buying some cheap cologne.
|
|
Remember job search. Our unions looking
|
|
While jobs are going to Mexico
|
|
And further south.
|
|
We're all broke now, but who's complaining.
|
|
Thanks to the NAFTA we're starving today.
|
|
So always look for that NAFTA label
|
|
It says we're ruining the USA
|
|
(you better believe it.)
|
|
We're ruining the U-S-A.
|
|
|
|
|
|
OK this one's a cute little short one.
|
|
I'll just give you the notes.
|
|
c-d-ee-f-g-a-d d-f-e-d-e-c-c e-c-c
|
|
|
|
probably your favorite chocolate commercial...
|
|
C O LL A P S E
|
|
NAFTA makes it happen quickly
|
|
G O P
|
|
|
|
|
|
OK and tha's my final offer...
|
|
|
|
G Em C D
|
|
|
|
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
|
|
On the bed post over nite.
|
|
When your mother says don't chew it
|
|
Do you swallow it on site.
|
|
Or do ya reach from under the table
|
|
Stick it in your mouth and say "yum!"
|
|
Oooh ABC gum.
|
|
|
|
Does your mind get tired of tuning in
|
|
that propaganda stuff
|
|
When CNN says things around
|
|
Wall street are getting rough
|
|
Do you reach for television
|
|
Kick it in the tube n say ooh,
|
|
Ooh ABC sucks.
|
|
|
|
|
|
OK folks, help me complete one here.
|
|
Yeah, group effort. Send all ideas, inputs
|
|
brainstorms, cerebral el ninos to:
|
|
|
|
ati@etext.org
|
|
|
|
This is to the tune of Islands In the Stream.
|
|
|
|
When I began songwriting there were songs to sing.
|
|
Well written stuff out there and every thing
|
|
But it's different now. Now there's nothing going on.
|
|
|
|
It's a strange (phenomenon) that I can't explain.
|
|
Years without some music for my ears is pain.
|
|
Everything coming out, sounds like it is 10 years old.
|
|
|
|
Tender love songs hold; no need for celebration.
|
|
MTV's new sounds simply require (parody-eye-ation)
|
|
We wait for new music uh-huh
|
|
|
|
(here's where it gets really weak, help me out here)
|
|
Like making love with no partner uh huh
|
|
Generation X that is what we are
|
|
Fans without a dream where do we belong
|
|
Sail away with me to another world.
|
|
Where the musicians don't sound like all the others.
|
|
From one songwriter to another, uh huh
|
|
|
|
(OK I really like this part, but will gladly change it
|
|
if anyone has better ideas...)
|
|
|
|
I ain't heard a song that ha'nt been plagiarammed
|
|
Everything is rehashed like a can of spam
|
|
Or maybe diet spam
|
|
Slowly losing sight of a new sound
|
|
Everybody thinks they have the newest hit
|
|
Ask my opinion it just sounds like
|
|
OK diet spam, this could be the year for the new spam.
|
|
No more will you spam
|
|
Baby boomers crooning soon
|
|
We start and end with nothing new.
|
|
We can...
|
|
|
|
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
|
HEREIN ENDS THE PAIR OF D'S
|
|
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
|
|
|
|
|
A February Poem For You. By Prime Marco Anarchist
|
|
|
|
A stalk of brussels sprouts
|
|
Poked thru the melting snow.
|
|
Sun beating down making for
|
|
Glistening beads of dew dripping
|
|
Down to the roots.
|
|
|
|
Reaching out I spy a spider,
|
|
A gray little old man
|
|
Of a spider runs away.
|
|
My warning? I think...
|
|
Should you eat a brussels sprout
|
|
Coming up on March?
|
|
|
|
Is there a month or a day when they're
|
|
Poisonous?
|
|
Like some of the others?
|
|
|
|
Never I mind. It's mildewey looking afterall.
|
|
Kind of rotten.
|
|
Ready to be turned in.
|
|
I toss it aside just as it
|
|
Tumbles crumbly out of hand.
|
|
|
|
A stalk of brussels sprouts
|
|
Poked thru the melting snow this spring-
|
|
And me?
|
|
I was too late to eat.
|
|
|
|
|
|
THIS ONE'S SHORT LIKE ME.
|
|
She went into the circle
|
|
For the circle ate her.
|
|
Chewed her like a chocolate shekel
|
|
And spit her out like a percolator.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Here's a couple more short ones to commemorate
|
|
February, the shortest month.
|
|
|
|
POPEYE by Marco
|
|
I am, I am;
|
|
Iambic's what I am.
|
|
|
|
|
|
DEAD KENNEDY by the same
|
|
|
|
Jello likes short songs;
|
|
As I with small poems.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
CONDO SONATA IN V FLAT
|
|
by Prime Anarchist
|
|
|
|
I.
|
|
Your neighbor buys one of those commercial flag and poles
|
|
And you think you gotta have one.
|
|
You throw yours away after 2/3 of the dwellers all have them.
|
|
You see someone else has a vault-for-valuables-thingie
|
|
That goes disguised as a rock in case you forget your key.
|
|
You'll keep that one well past its catch-on over-popularity.
|
|
"Everybody" but you has one of those plastic bootscrapers
|
|
Next to their Valkomen matt.
|
|
You follow suit.
|
|
Almost 2/3 of you have one now.
|
|
The kitchen witch.
|
|
The big window-mercury-meter.
|
|
The Ginsu knife, the bowler's crying towel.
|
|
Same for the golfer.
|
|
The LaMachine.
|
|
|
|
II.
|
|
Worm who tried to cross the sidewalk:
|
|
Windburn?
|
|
Sunburn?
|
|
What hardened you?
|
|
Petrified?
|
|
How you died?
|
|
2/3 of the way across,
|
|
Almost made it to the sand-
|
|
Too late.
|
|
Rain might've helped.
|
|
Or is that what drove you out in the --
|
|
First place.
|
|
Did you run out of water,
|
|
Air
|
|
Nitrogen.
|
|
Parched like Arizona mud in mid May or July.
|
|
|
|
III.
|
|
This poem is 2/3 done.
|
|
Or should I have EVEN pointed that OUT?
|
|
You guessed it.
|
|
Could've made your own
|
|
Connections.
|
|
Can you drive on farther
|
|
Without
|
|
A car
|
|
Or a condo
|
|
Or even
|
|
A Cuisinart?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
<><><> <><><> <><><>
|
|
|
|
ATI presents, LETTERS TO THE EDITOR:
|
|
|
|
Right now I am active in the effort to impeach Clinton.
|
|
Yeah, Pine is convenient on shell accounts.....
|
|
David
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
From: eddy <eddy@IBM.net>
|
|
Sat 23:44
|
|
Subject: Anarchist Cookbook
|
|
|
|
Does this cookbook accept submissions? If so, I have a
|
|
delightfully- light tuna cassarole recipe that one can whip
|
|
up in less than 15 minutes, all from common household ingredients.
|
|
Where do I write to contact the publishers?
|
|
Regarding the "anarchy-theme" of the cookbook, this is no problem.
|
|
You outa see the condition of my kitchen after an
|
|
exciting morning of cooking!
|
|
eddy
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hello.
|
|
I assume you got my name from --------.
|
|
Just wanted to say thanks for
|
|
signing me up. Please keep me listed.
|
|
BTW, do you have a page?
|
|
Adam
|
|
ps: Do you have old ati zine issues archived somewhere?
|
|
If not I would love
|
|
to archive any and all on my site
|
|
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/6723
|
|
perhaps in the Essays section.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Do you mind if we use your comments on our BlenderHead Pages?
|
|
Thanks again for writing!
|
|
anabel
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
<><><><><><><><><><>
|
|
#'s run
|
|
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/1232/left3.html
|
|
http://www.stairway.org/kidsongs/allsongs.html
|
|
http://www.musesmuse.com
|
|
http://aises.uthscsa.edu/natnet/archive/nl/9201/0021.html
|
|
http://www.slic.com/~mohawkna/books.htm
|
|
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/1848
|
|
#'s run
|
|
<><><><><><><><><><>
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ***
|
|
MEMO FROM: "The Trees"
|
|
Stop the Logging or we will continue to kill one celebrity each week.
|
|
There are no skiing "accidents."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Well that's all he, she or it wrote.
|
|
Send all contributions, submissions, and spatial epithets
|
|
to:
|
|
ati@etext.org
|
|
|
|
To find back issues go to:
|
|
http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
|
|
|
|
And if you're not all there,
|
|
1-800-777-7777 |