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here's the poem I just wrote
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(hope you don't mind my sharing it with you all):
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A lonely walk across the crowded beach.
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The laughing cries of playful children,
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Echoing in the empty recesses of my heart.
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Even the sea gulls avoid me,
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With my stigmata of the loner.
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A cure I sought, to this solitude.
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So I joined a club for people like me.
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Now I sit alone,
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In a place For the emotionally homeless.
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David <ddorfman@hotmail.com>
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Hullo, and wulkum to thu wuhldz furst e-zine
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cumpletely run by thu cuhntrubutorz.
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ATI issue 108. January 3, 1998. (just 400 shupping days luft
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untul thu yuh 2000 millunium cumputuh cluck prublum.
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ATI, your zine uv hope. unarchist tums, uncorporated.
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(why do I get the feeling he's making fun of John Entwhistle???)
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OK, Prime here to tell you -- another OpEd.
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"Uh oh," I say, "Clinton's got a new puppy
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named Buddy. He'll be impeached soon.
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"Checkers, Willie," I say. "You the man." Won't be anything
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the Republicans are doing. They keep failing to "nail" him
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like a CIA operative on Castro. Let's see. It took Nixon about
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3 years to get impeached after he was "tooken" in by those
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cute wide puppydog eyes. Bill? In these high tech, quick-paced
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page-me-and-I'll-cell-phone-your-voice-mail times?
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A year. Two max. Start a pool?
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No pap #'s run today. And no Calendular. Get that mid-jan at
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a webzine surfshop near you. Tons of submissions today. I can
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glide. My dreams seem to be coming to fruition. Or at least
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multiplying, anyhow. I pulled all last month's submissions off
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the junomail system before NUKING it. So you're in for a treat
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today.
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Don't forget though, send all further contribs to
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ati@etext.org
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or leave it in one of the guestbooks. If you
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send correspondence to
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marco99@juno.com
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who knows who might get it now. Is there such thing as a
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dead-letter office in cyberland? Hmmm. Go to school on
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that one, eh?
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This one's called Prince Albert
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dedicated to the Royal American Guard.
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Written by Dwarka Chavez.
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Alexandra's hubby knew a joke or two they say.
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Both he told at court each time whilst
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Grampa drinks his Kurds and whey.
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First is the one about the road
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Crossed with an eyesore of chicken-
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Lastly he'd always take off his shoe and ask it:
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D'ya have George in a tin?
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He footnotes this: "Prince Albert and Princess
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Victoria were first cousins married 1840.
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George III was her father's father."
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-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
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-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
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#19
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ECO TERRORIZM
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Pay per view
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Who needs nature anymore
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Pay to poo
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Who needs to dig a hole
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in a forest
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Pay to chew
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Who needs plants to fill our bellies
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When we have irradiated cardboard
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crackers
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Made from cow guts,
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dung
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and chocolate flavored pudding.
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..........Sacheee2/97#19
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<> <> <> <> <>
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WESTCHESTER COYOTE by Jenny McBride
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reprinted from other zines.
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Came wheeling around the brick wall
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of the would be estate
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And I thought,
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"Someone's shephard mix coming to bark at us."
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But it ran sleek into Coyote,
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Was the ancient trickster
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Setting barbs of longing
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In my heart,
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The thrill of longing
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For the return of fleet feet
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To the plains.
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Coyote ran yet watched
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As we marveled, suburban scientists.
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He whet our lips
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We'll do the same for him.
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Wilder than road crowding deer on goose.
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He is running, yet
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Across a lawn
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And into the restored praire
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Triumph the moment.
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This
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space
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advertantly
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left
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B
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K
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Velkomen to ATI 108 by the way. I hope you like it's
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spontane-80. Or whatever they call that.
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Prime proud to announce all this good stuff. That's
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about all I'll be doing this week. I oughta just
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"mc" each piece, huh? Maybe I'll submit a thing or
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two if I see a good spot to put one in, otherwise
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what you see is what a bunch of various sundries
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put in.
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Well, we're into another year. What ELSE can we get
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into -- we'll have to see.
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"Cross that bridge when we get..." GHW Bush.
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Was this New Year's "rockin" eve boring or
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was I the only one who slept through it? I woke up
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feeling such the old man I had to check my beard to
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see that it warn't the whole 40 days gone. There
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wasn't even water on the ground. Oh -- different 40
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days...
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Well, listen I'm pretty glad I didn't take
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Amtrak into the City this year to be honest with you.
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Cutting in on Bob Barker's 19 year old G.F.
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during a Spice Girls lipsinc festival is just somehow
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not my idea of a good time.
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In fact the city probably looked more like a
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Star Wars alien bar scene than the movie itself!
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Freakazoids all over the place.
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Glad I missed it. Thank God for Memorex!
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Prime outa here.
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PAWN- (Rome Again) MICROSOFT AND CATHOLIC AGREE ON MERGER
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At a recent press conference Gatlin-Bill Guttierez
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announced a merger between Microsoft, Inc. and the
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Catholic (not to be confused with the catholic).
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"Well, said Bill, "I offered the Pope some of
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our cappucino and he traded half of Rome. You should've
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seen his eyes all mezmarized-looking.
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Bill said wait 'til we see what Italy's willing
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to fork over in exchange for Java.
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MACDONALDS OFFERS FREE SEATING
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(USA) - In Fierce grueling competition, Mackie D's offered
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free seating yesterday; not to be one-upped by Burger King
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with their free fries.
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"Free fries???" Quipped Ronald, of PlayLand, "Hah!
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What's that get you? 59c??? You can sit in any of our
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restaurants, for as long as you want. And it's absolutely
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free. Let's see THEM do that."
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(DC) - CHIEF JUSTICE GETTING SUPREMELY SOFT ON RACISM
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(By CB7. Special to Prime Anarchist World News)
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"He's alright for a colored," said Chief Justice
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William Rankin at a recent stop to a Washington DC, NW
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BK for lunch.
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Sources close to the Chief said William Jefferson,
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a recent George Washington University graduate was waiting
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on their table after this morning's C-SPAN debate implicating
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Pat Buckaneen and White House basement official Ann Neutrczisn
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when Jefferson asked if Buckaneen wanted coke with his free
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fries.
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"You know bi-partisan one-party world-democracy is on
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its way," said Neutrczisn," when the Chief Justice uses
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other than the 'N' word for a George Washington University
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grad."
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Rankin could not be reached for comment, but his
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answering machine did say that some of his best friends are
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nerds.
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TO THE EDITORS OF ANARCHY TIMES:
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Like, that 12 days thing man was really full of like, ya know, like wow,
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like stuff...
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A LETTER TO HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON
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Dear Mrs. Clinton:
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I am told you are the most respected woman in the United
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States right now. Were I still a signal soldier in the US Army,
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I would honor you as the wife of my commander in chief. But I
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don't.
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I must say with all candor I only voted for you all
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because I was downright scared another four more years of Bush
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and Reagan would surely ruin this planet beyond repairable
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recognition.
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Now to the meat of this rhetoric and then I'll close
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with a poem. I will find myself able to have respect for you if
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and ONLY IF YOU FREE LEONARD PELTIER.
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I really don't know how you can handle the embarrassment
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of calling yourself an American while another brilliant mind sits
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tucked away behind nationally chagrined bars, imprisoned merely
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for his views.
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I'm sure you've got a handle on the concept "none of us
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free until all are;" I believe that with all my heart.
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Mrs. Clinton, I cannot find more than a handful of
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Americans who still want Peltier "neutralized." But then, maybe
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they're who run your life right now.
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So please Mrs. Clinton. Instruct your husband tonite to
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stop embarrassing me and finally command my respect by granting
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Peltier his freedom.
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We truly are related,
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Marc Arnold
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CC: Amy Carter
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Lisa Faruoulo
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HERE'S WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS:
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A Postscript Poem For My Country's Leader.
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by Marc Arnold
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Here, hear the music of an Auschwitz violin circle.
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Hitler loved his music; and so his assistant.
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So the jew played Beethoven for seven hours;
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Before the assistant killed each musician.
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Smiles were everywhere; the music was beautiful.
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The caged bird sings because he is allowed.
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What song would you like to hear?
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G ---------------------------------
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C ---------------------------------
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SONG-CIRCLE BROADSIDE by Marco Capelli
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F-Bb-C (Kingston Trio-ish)
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I was ridin the T this morning and I got bored
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And kind of lonely so I picked up a magazine
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So I could read it and it was filled with lots of pictures &
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words and words and pictures and pictures and typos galore.
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And pictures of words and words about pictures
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And typos and typos galore.
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So I did ride the T this morning and
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I got lonely and kind of bored
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So I had purchased a magazine and it was called STUFF
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And it was free so it was filled up with
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Stuff and stuff and stuff about stuff
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and it was pretty good and I liked it a lot
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But many may say that
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It was full of fluff.
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(ch) Stuff magazine
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Stuff was full of fluff
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Stuff magazine
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Stuff was full of fluff
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(spoken after each verse) (well it's not your Pheonix you know.)
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(Hey - it's better than the NY papes)
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(Well it was free so worth it.)
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(repeat choruses and verses til people are sick of it and then sing:
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("AND THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH"))
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TO THE TUNE O' JIMMY CRACKED CORN
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Hillary cracked up -n- I don't care
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Hillary cracked up...
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(x3)
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The water is white wally wally wally
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Newt's been after her for many years.
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Newt's been ...
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Since a King George inaugaural day
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Nafta passed and I don't care
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Our master's back to stay.
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Healthcare's dead 'n I don' care.
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...
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We all get minimum wage
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My team chief's "bi" 'n I don' care.
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My sergent's bi 'n I don' care.
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My E-6's bi 'n I don't care.
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But never preach if you're gay.
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'N if you teach any other way
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'N if you teach... (x3)
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They'll burn your church today.
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Democrats 'n Republicans
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Republicrats 'n Demicans
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3rd party cats and hooligans
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Duzzn't really matter much to me.
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This has been a PAP, (prime anarchist production)
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for a free subscription send:
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SUBSCRIBE ATI
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to
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Get back issues at:
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ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pub/ati
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send all contributions to:
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ati@etext.org
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and don't forget.
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If you have angst:
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http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
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