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From: marco99
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AN OPEN LETTER TO KONETIUK PUBLIC RADIO.
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FROM: PRIME ANARCHIST.
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SUNDAY. NOVEMBER 23, 1997.
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PLEASE CEASE TAKING ANY MORE ADVERTISING MONEY
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FROM ITT.
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THERE ARE NOT VERY MANY HIGH LEVEL EXECUTIVES IN THAT
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PARTICULAR CORPORATION THAT DID NOT SUPPORT HITLER, MORE
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SPECIFICALLY F U N D HITLER'S NAZI GERMANY IN THE
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30'S AND 40'S.
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YEAH, SO THEY'RE INNOCENT NOW AND ONLY DOING HOTELS???
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WHAT IF I HAD 50,000 MASHANTUCKET, MOHAWK, ARAWAK,
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ONEIDA AND HOPI SKULLS IN MY BASEMENT. WOULD YOU ENJOY
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STAYING AT MY BED & BREAKFAST???!!???
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PLEASE, KONETIUK PUBLIC RADIO. RETHINK THIS. I KNOW IT
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WILL BE HARD FOR YOU. THEY PROBABLY BACK YOU 3-1 FOR EACH
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MINUTE YOU GIVE THEM, "...WITH HOTELS IN EVERY PART OF THE
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WORLD NOW... WITH HOTELS IN EVERY PART OF THE WORLD NOW...
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WITH HOTELS IN EVERY PART OF THE WORLD NOW..." I SHIVER
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EVERY TIME I H E A R THAT NOW.
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PLEASE TAKE REAL MONEY FROM REAL PEOPLE. PLEASE MAKE THAT
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SMALL SACRIFICE FOR JUSTICE. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
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KONNETIUK PUBLIC RADIO, I BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART IT IS
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MORE CRUCIAL RIGHT NOW THAT YOU AND I KICK ITT'S PROVERBIAL
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BUTT THAN EVEN THAT CLINTON WOULD TO KICK CHINA FOR THEIR
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DEATH AND DESTRUCTION IN 1989 AND BEYOND.
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1 9 3 9 AND BEYOND. THINK ABOUT IT. ITT. INTENTIONAL TORTURE
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AND TEETH. ASK RAND ARASKOG.
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READ HIS BOOK THE "ITT WARS" IF YOU HAVE TO.
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BUT IN THE NAME OF GOD, THINK...
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Ok. I'll turn off the allcaps and it's ATI 104. Welcome. That
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rant brought to you by PAP, prime anarchist productions.
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With peaceful thoughts all over the hemisphere.
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Peaceful thoughts all over the hemisphere.
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Peace all over BOTH hemispheres: hell even the
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global corpus callosum:
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I'm Prime Anarchist and we begin now with a poem.
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#'s run goes like this this time:
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http://www.execpc.com/~chadf
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Date: Sun, 9nov97 23:47:39
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From: Chad Faries
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To: ati@etext.org
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Subject: hey mon
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...Also that's really cool about the AIM alcatraz thing.
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Actually hilarious. I laughed a good one. Here is a
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submission for ATI.
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Iron River
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by Chad Faries
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your rednecked, red naked curls of translucent.
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That tree trunk's long shadow at sundown deep,
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a branding iron sizzling at the intersection
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of water and a hot steel shadow to come.
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You voyeur in the night
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Your breathing is too heavy,
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We know you are there behind that tree,
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under that forging sun
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Your sick with fermented corn
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and the dreams of steel.
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But at times, your trees
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OH are they the flags that
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wipe your spittle !
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OH are they the good red
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mothers that sentence
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themselves to Brule,
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Lac Vieux Desert
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Smoky Lake, Chicagon,
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The good red mothers
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spell themselves across the whole
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county, saying
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"That river was a good man once."
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Your banks are swollen lips.
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Punched!
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What a shifter you are, red lips and fishnet.
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And your fish,
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suckers.
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In one of his confidential moods, old Eduord Sancavaine, a French
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voyager who had arrived in the year 1810 told a writer how he spent a
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winter down on the Brule River with a partner and his squaw. No corn or
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wild rice had been stored for the winters freeze. The Indians were
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gone, an occasional supply of beavertails would not be looked for. The
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traders only resource was fish, found in the shallow Brule. These must
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be secured before they migrated, for the ice in the stream would freeze
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to the bottom. During the mild seasons small suckers from four to six
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inches long found a home in the Brule. These were secured by nets. The
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fish were packed in long troughs hewn out of solid logs. But it was not
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a good year for fish and winter came early.
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Nothing but gloomy lifeless forest all around and stretching far away!
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Only small frozen suckers!
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No hunters with juicy porcupines or fat beaver to replace the larder!
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"I begin starve. I think of nothing but fish, fish all the time. All
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nite I dream about him. I wake up and Oh my stomac'feel so bad! I go
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crazze. I say, I moost have some of them suckers or I die. I steal sly
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into that room where Frenchman and squaw sleep and keep fish so I can
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get him. I crawl to trough, tear out fish and eat him raw. The trader
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he see me. We make fight. I try kill him, but hees squaw she help him;
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so I was whip bad. But that trader, I s'pse he afraid I go crazze, in
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morning he let me have plenty sookers. Den I get better. But we were
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most like dead mens when spring come."
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You are defiant of scientific law.
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A tinderbox submerged in water.
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A stretched entrail with brothers that map the county.
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OH Paint River at the center. My first eagle there while I bathed
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in the river with my cousin.
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Dere! Dere! A Eagle! A perfect omen in the tincture of fall.
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A brush stroke
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OH Brule River to the South with your Ojibwa.
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Your sucker fish.
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You non-gendered trickster. Eduord Sancavaine still starving lost in a
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limited edition Iron County History. And that "squaw", that ignorant
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derogatory discourse. Her smooth high forehead, square shoulders, flat
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bottom forgotten, still ricing 180 years later, still forgotten,
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offspring now number some 200 mixbloods,
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forgotten mother ricing near Brule to the South.
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The metronomic thrashing of a ricing stick.
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The subtle downpours of rice falling on the bottom of the canoe.
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No ideas but in notes. No form but in tincture.
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Welcome the rust colored men that drink river water.
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Praise for industry. Praise for what will be estranged
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children running naked toward abandoned mining pits,
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Jumping in and fogetting years as they back stroke
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and squint at a spectrum of white light.
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FLASH
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///// BILL CLINTON DECLARES SPAM ON SADDAM HUSSEIN
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A midnite shift in strategy has occurred: there will NOT be a
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Desert Yield and Desert Swarm afterall, and surprisingly the
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multinationals are NOT disappointed.
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"She rolled over to me," said Clinton, (we're not sure at
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presstime but can almost confirm he WAS meaning Hillary) "and sleepily
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said, 'SPAM the fucker.'"
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That's when it occurred to the nation's CEO that a multi-
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billion dollar mailbomb would be even more effective than spending
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all this time trying to play cat and mouse with the man's aid
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packages while orchestrating bombing raids, ground wars and all
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day drunks around Iraq.
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"Yes," said Clinton, in a slightly toned down official statement,
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"we WILL spam the sucker; and he won't know what hit him."
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The Pentagon will not give the date and time stamp away but
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said the spamming will begin very soon. After a short period of
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what he calls "spam-sorties", tiny little messages sent through
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pentium un-filters which multiply each subject header by trillions
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per hour he will then allow anyone with a modem of speeds higher than
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1200 bps to begin sending usenet messages to the Persian Gulf.
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By the end of the Spamming Hussein should be so engulfed in
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e-mail he won't have time to compete with Squibb and Proctor & Gamble
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on biological weapons.
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"Why didn't I think of that," said Whitehouse Spokesman and
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Official News Correspondant Norman "Cookie Roberts" Schwartzkov.
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"Even old baggie-knees-Bush wouldn't have made me take THAT one back.
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He said the multinationals are quite happy because they
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can now make more money sector editing and cleaning out kernals all
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around Bosrah and Baghdad for the next five years than they would have
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made trying to collect bullets and arrowheads.
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=)
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From: BrookeDarby@nsc.gov
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To: Prime Anarchist
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Re: Damage Reduction
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My Dearest Marco,
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It gives me great pain to tell you that they intercepted
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many of our emails, including the hot ones.
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Please destroy all the .jpg's
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of you, me and Johnny Chung doing the nasty.
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I'm more worried honey, about those pictures that display
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your finger in my you-know-what and your you-know-what in Mr. Chung's
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ear, than I am about even the texts showing Mr. Clinton vetting
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with the Chinese. Or even Newt Gingrich vetting his Republican Dairy
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Aire off.
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But Please destroy those as soon as you can, ok?
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And for Yikes-sakes, Marco - stop wearing my panties on
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your head during your anti-NAFTA press conferences four
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to eight times a week.
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They're dragging all of Bill and Hillary's criminal friends
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into court today - and tomorrow they want me to discuss all our hot
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e-mails. I think they know about the times you and
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I did the nasty in the west wing of the Oval Office while we let
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all those Chinese tourists take photographs. Any idea if Chelsea
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was there with her Sony cam-corder? I think that's the only way
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the GOP could've found out.
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This morning Chelsea's going to talk about that time in
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LittleRock with you me and her in the bushes when she was 11. Swear
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to me Marco, you'll deny it all. You weren't the ONLY one who was
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old enough to go to jail for that, I was 21.
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I'm going to testify that Chelsea's a nympho with a humongous
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fantasy life in her head and that you and I had nothing to do with it.
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Marco, what if they find out you're not an anarchist? What if they find
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out you're chubby, bald, a Tibetan Buddhist Nun and married to both
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me AND my mom???
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I love you Marco. I love you, you're my honey. Promise me you'll
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destroy this email as soon as you've read it. If thy find this
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we're absolutely screwed.
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"All my lovin',"
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Brookie Wookie.PS: Oh my
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god, Marco. It just occurred to me. What if they find out
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about Johnny Chung, Connie Chung and the Jello Brand (tm)
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Chinese Communist Naval Masturbation Eco-Defense fund???
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=) =) =) =) =) =) =)
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To: ati@etext.org
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From: cstadler@mgpi.com (Craig Stadler)
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I was wondering if you know any guitarists
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Im not sure if I asked you already or not or maybe this doesnt
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pertain to you...I play in a DEATH METAL band called
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NARCOLEPSY.
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http://www.grave.com/~mega/narcolepsy
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We are looking for a guitarist and thought you
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might know someone based on your writing.
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If not, sorry for the junk email.
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Thanks in advance.
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Craig
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PS : We Live In Atlanta/Marietta, Georgia
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Mail from: Roger Bunn
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To: Prime Anarchist
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Subject: That cheeky little Featured artist system
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London 19 November 1997
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Unfortunately, this is only one of a number of reports
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concerning the ethic of the music industry, its featured
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artists and the misuse of children.
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Gary Glitter, UK pop / rock star of the 70 / 80s was arrested
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overnight by the UK police. He was later released on bail. Gary
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was reknown for his numermous come-back and Christmas Concerts
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We use the Really past tense because although in showbiz, he
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is not someone of the "stature" of Micheal Jackson.
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PC World reported child porn on his PC when it was taken
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in for repair. His house was also searched.
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Has the industry "lost it's way?"
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(we got a LOT of letters to the editor this week. Kool.)
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and now:
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PRIME ANARCHIST WORLD NEWS:
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Main Street, USA. (PAWN) - MATTELL PLANS AN M-16 WITH MORE CURVES
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AND LESS STEAL.
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By White Knighthawk
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Special to PAWN
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LOS ANGELES EAST - A less bulky M-16A2.95 weapon is on the drawing
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boards at Mattel, Inc. in a makover designed to give a more
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inclusive profile to the already somewhat voluptuous best selling
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gun that used to tick off feminist Pentagon lobbyists while becoming
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an icon for gangbangers and soldiers all over the world.
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The M16A2.95, nicknamed "Barbie" by competitor Hasbro, will
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include a thicker butt-stock and curvier hand-guards made out
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of a new fiberglass/polystyrene/leftover-uranium-tailings mixture
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that Mattel claims will be much better than the steel and plastic
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mix earlier used by both Mattel and Hasbro.
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"We want to make this so that male and female soldiers alike,
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whether they be civilian OR military, can pick one of these up and
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feel good about killing another human being," said Mattel president
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and CEO William 'Death' Provider.
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"Besides," he said at a Tuesday meeting of tobacco, beer and
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toy lobbyists, "all the new curves just feel really good up against
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your hand and body."
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The "plastic surgery" is part of a continuing evolution for
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the M-16 assault rifle which got a face-lift in 1967 when tumbler
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rounds were first introduced which tear enemy flesh and bone into
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an unworkable mess of jelly-like substance.
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That's especially important, says Whitehouse spokesperson,
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Larry "Dallas" Hagglerman, if you're hardly ever sure you've killed
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"one of them or one of us anymore."
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It also underwent another big change in 1977, said Hagglerman
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when hand guards and flash supressors were added for the first time.
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Before that, a round spitting out the front end occasionally spit
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back a black hot syruppy carbon-like substance that would sometimes
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leave the left hand, well, sticky for a few hours. It made no sense
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to the inventors that a gun-firer should get their hands dirty after
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rendering an enemy body "icky," according to Provider, so they worked
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18 years until perfecting it.
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Feminists and child advocates are now very satisfied with the
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shape and texture of the M16A2.95.
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A subtle change in addition to feminizing the weapon can be
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seen on the tumbler round itself. The front end of each round is
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scored ever so slightly in a circular motion with a surgical steel
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tool that slightly resembles a small robotic circumcision device -
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making the bullet even more phallic. This was important to the
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lobbyists as they were trying to please everybody.
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"It's, well," said Dorothy Dalton of the women's chapter of
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NOWW, National Organization of Women with Weapons, "Kind of sexy, we
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like it."
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Provider claims it just plain pleases everyone.
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"Besides," said Provider, "when converted to an AR-15 it'll
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get past that politically correct, liberal, leftist Clinton weapons-
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ban a whole lot easier if it looks more like a chick."
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Well that's about it for
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ATI 104. Please send all
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submissions to
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ati@etext.org
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because if you send them
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somewhere else, well,
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someone else will get them.
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hasta banana...
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oh and if you have angst, go to page:
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