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** Hootmon, **- - - - - - - - - - .
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************** 301 /
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/ (oops, reverse that) /
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Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
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journalistic, causistic, /
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/cyberpolitical /
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/organization, / 4 more info?
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/trying to / send SASE
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/help y'all, and us / stamps???
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change the world / to:
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radically, in less / ATI@etext.org
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than two minute /
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increments. /
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Disclaimer (I'M NOT GUILTY!)
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(This new ATI disclaimer written by JD) Do not blame him OR PA for
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for your inability to keep from wetting yourself. Go get new pants on
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and read the rest of
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ATI issue 103!!!
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November 17th or thereabouts. ?(!Yadretsey noom lluf!)?
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Hello, I'm prime anarchist and this is my newest ati. How did you like
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the disclaimer, did it make you mad? I just about dribbled down my
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shirt and snozzed all over my steering wheel on that one I'll tell you.
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It was written by my friend John and he said I could steal it, so
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if you want it you gotta steal it from me; but remember you got it
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from a little old lady who was...
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Well, the Pentagon is requiring that WJeffersonC brief all his little
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American peoploids that they're deploying another 15,000 troops to
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the continuing saga of desert shield. (sic)
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And of course the two most pressing issues on average peoples' minds
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are:
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1) Campaing Reform
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2) Is Brad Pitt really a Buddhist?
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Not necessarily in that order.
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We have lots of stuff in store for you this issue. Submissions and
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letters to the editor are picking right up. This time of every year,
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huh? Maybe I should put out an annual too. Yeah we could call it
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the Farm More Almanac. OK. Ye Olde Farm Moore Almanack. Look for
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it on newstands every Hanukah. Write me and tell me how much I
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should charge for something like that, ok?
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PRIME OUTA HEAR.
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ati@etext.org
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=for those of you=
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=always looking 4=
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= mistakes we've =
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= inserted a few =
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..............................
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a point of view .
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.
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from .
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cygnus magus .
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(reprinted from ATI issue 30)
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I would like to introduce myself, you might have wondered
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who I was, or what relation I had to ATI. Not much actually,
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as a friend of prime anarchist's and as a fellow telecom weirdo,
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I saw and helped edit some of the issues (and lose
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a few of them to the magical wonder of the disk god,
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only to be resurected using the help of the disk sector editor
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...Number 9....Number 9.... ).
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I am not politically active, I am not socially active either.
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I proscribe to no particular ideology, philosophy, or religion.
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I simply observe things that I experience and try to understand
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them objectively (or subjectively ,depending on what mood I am in).
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You will be seeing alot of me in upcoming issues. I
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hope to display pros and cons of differant beliefs. I wish to
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warn you though, I have one simple belief.
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1) Its my undying opinion that all
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people can do lots of damage to
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everything, armed with the faith
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that what they are doing is for
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the greater good.
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At first I didn't want this job. But in the end Prime
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bribed me, drugged me, and finally convinced me using the help
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of some girls, a goat, and a vat of vanilla pudding.
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If you want to send me questions, drugs, marriage proposals,
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bomb threats or small furry animals by the name of Fred .
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Please send them to address located at front of this file.
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Please include your name (or reasonable facsimile) with any
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question or opinion so I will know who to insult, praise,
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or forbid my children from marrying
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"Paradise is exactly like
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where you are right now,
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only much better."
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Cygnus
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#'s run, anyone?
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http://www.annies.com
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http://www.poetry.net
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http://www.poetry.co.uk
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http://www.poetry.uk.com
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http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
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http://www.poetry.com
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http://www.poetry.org
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http://www.geocities.com/~williamsmusic
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http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com
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http://www.chem.wisc.edu/edu/wcaty/caffeine/structur.html
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THE LETTUCE LINE FORMS 2 THE LEFT: Or Lettuce From Our Reed R's
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To: ati@etext.org
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Subject: New book about pirate radio!
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Hello!
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I see from your E-zine you liked to listen to Radio New York
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International when they were broadcasting via WWCR in the
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early 1990's (ATI 88 and 59). Well, Allan Weiner now has
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a book out, and I thought you'd like to know about it!
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There's more info on pirate radio at
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http://www.frn.net and
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http://www.frn.net/rfi
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Anita Louise McCormick
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(see her review at the end of this issue)
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Dear Marc
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RE: ati102.txt
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Did you know the house majority leader's name is DICK ARMY?
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Thought you could put that in the ATI. He is a republican
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of course.
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CF
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To The Editor Of ATI:
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I heard your an expert of sorts as regards antiques.
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Do you know what an Alkalol Salt Water Nasal Douche Cup
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is used for? It's plastic but it seems to be from the
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1960's or so. Is it a true antique or a refab?
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Thanks,
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Alice.
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Baltimore MD.
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(prime notes: I used one as a teenager.
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It's for real. You fill it up with salt
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water, and flush each nostril one at a
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time. Great stuff. Soothes your membranes
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of the mucous kind. (did I spiel that
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rite?) Great for allergies, and I won't
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go anywheres near what else. Alice.
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Is this some kind of prank
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or was that a serious question? ;)
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Dear Prime,
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F**K you and the horse you rode in on.
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BK
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ps: just kidding. Nice articles.
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************
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How the heck do I phollow THAT up?
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How about an official
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Prime
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Opinion
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Each
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Month. (this p.o.e.m. brought to you by PAP productions
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in conjuction with Rhino Records and NOPE
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enterprises. Risking redundancy for those who
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don't remember, PAP prods. is Prime Anarchist
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Productions, and NOPE ents. is No One in Particular
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Enterprises. Thanks Sean.)
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Brooke Darby's testimony today to the House of Representatives
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about Harry Woo, Campaign Reform, Chinese Communism and
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photogenic hucksters like Johnny Chung.
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"Did you email that these people (chinese thugs) are major
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contributors to the DNC?" -interrogator
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"Yes I did." -Brookie Wookie
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"Were you aware that you emailed that?" -inter...
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"I was." -BW...
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"Did you have reason to believe that they were major
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contributors?" -inter...
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"I would have no way of knowing that." -BW
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Doesn't that remind you of a scene during the million man march???
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"What's the capacity of the Washington Mall?" -journalist
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"About 1.2 million people." -mall spokeswoman
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"Would you say it has reached capacity today?" -jour...
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"Yes, sir. It was full to overflowing." -msw...
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"How many would you say were there?" -jour
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"Our official report like I had said 4 times already
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was 'over 300,000.'" -msw
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"Rhetorical question:" -Prime Anarchist
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"is our entire government full of shit, or just all the people
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that it's made up of???" -PA
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\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
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\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
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\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
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\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
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\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
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\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
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\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
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\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
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\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
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ACCESS TO THE AIRWAVES: My Fight For Free Radio
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by Allan H. Weiner (As told to Anita Louise McCormick)
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Allan H. Weiner has always believed that the airwaves
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are free, and that they rightfully belong to the people. Ever
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since his childhood, this gifted radio enthusiast has devoted
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his time and energy to the devolopment of free radio broadcasting.
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In addition to his "pirate" radio projects, Weiner has
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engineered, worked for, and owned a number of licenced radio and
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TV broadcast stations.
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The film "Pump Up The Volume" appeared to be loosely based
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on Weiner's teenage pirate radio adventures, but failed to capture
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even a fraction of the dedication and the intensity that this
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heroic free speech advocate has brought to his endeavors throughout
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his life.
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The trials and tribulations that Weiner endured to bring
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Radio New York International to the air are legendary. The FCC's
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illegal seizure of Weiner's radio ship the M/V Sarah in 1987,
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which he designed and built to broadcast from the international
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waters off the coast of New York, made headlines around the world.
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Weiner's story is both a heart-warming tale of an
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electronics genius at work and a chilling indictment of government
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disregard for personal liberties and free speech.
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But despite the FCC's efforts to silence him, Weiner has
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persevered. And he continues to work towards a future when the
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airwaves are open to all who choose to use them and the world
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becomes a better place because of the free transmission of
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knowlege.
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"Access to the Airwaves: My Fight For Free Radio," Weiner's
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autobiographical account is a powerful rendition that should
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be read by all who believe that speech should be unfettered, and
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that fighting the powers-that-be is an often unheralded necessity.
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----------------------------------
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Weiner's "ACCESS..." is now available from Loompanics Unlimited
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for $17.95 plus $4.95 S&H US (1800-380-2230 usa)
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(1-360-385-7471 intnl)
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http://www.loompanics.com
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===========-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=============
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Thanks a LOT Anita. I look back on my times listening to the
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"uss sarah" with great fondness. -marco-
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We and this missivity with Journal pome 31 from Anarchist's
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selfpublished book of poetry entitled "I Slurp my Kafee."
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JOURNAL POME 31
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Blue Moon 1993.
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Jogging: a fall, spring
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And Summer thing.
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Computers are so frustrating.
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Lemme quote "argh," from Charlie Brown.
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Having bought mushrooms fresh
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Right outa manure, my wife and
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I swear no mushrooms anymore.
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Smoking sage and tobacco
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Keeping allergies at bay.
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Awaiting my guitar in the mail.
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United Way reminds me
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Way too much of Amway.
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Freudian schlepp- (v) to go somewhere
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Not remembering why you got there.
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But staying to find out anyways.
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Which full moon do you like best?
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Avacados to break your fast.
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Almost full? Full full?
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Or the waney one??
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Canoe-ing under the up to the
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Mystic river; drawbridge seaport.
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Hanuman Temple, Taos.
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Half Moon, October.
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Navajo tea; looks like
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Chinese twig tea.
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Tastes though, of lemon-
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Grass honey-covered.
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Defendant enters courtroom
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With bag of sage, Bible
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And a notebook. Maybe
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The DA has rabies.
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