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/FLASH 8am, oct 28, 1997
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/ FLASH While Cows were wandering aimlessly
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/ FLASH through snow, the dow plummetted
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/ FLASH a half a thousand points, and Hong
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/ FLASH Kong's London branch of Wallace
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Street had their "Black Monday,"
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ATI, the "little issue that could,"
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virtually lost issue 99 to cyberchance.
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"Figures," said Prime Anarchist, editor
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and publisher of ati since 1988, "the last
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issue we lost was issue 9, we were sweating
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it out during issues 19 and 29, how could we
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have even prepared for it?"
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He said it's really poetic that issue 99 would get "eaten"
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by the Mac SE he's using for all his word processing needs.
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Cap 'N Crunch is probably out there saying, "I told you so,"
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ready to sell him a copy of his old EasyWriter (tm). Of course
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Upon notifying Cliff Stoll of his problem, Anarchist had to endure
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similar convo from the astronomer about how he ought to have snail-
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mailed it rather than rely on all the latest and sub-latest technology.
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Commercial/Hard/Soft/ShareWare expert Howard Mannic Panich said
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Prime Anarchist should have seen it coming and run batch files to shut
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down the computer the minute 2 or 3 K in a row had gotten corrupted.
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"Hell," said Panich, the New York partner of Panich, Mannic and
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Clandenhoevel, "his whole black monday could have been averted if
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he'd moved everything to pork bellies.
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This issue, #100 of ATI brought to you by Blue Cross, Blue Shield.
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Keeping your health stable since 1929.
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AAA oct. 28, 1997 in the year of our
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A A futures, textiles and gulog runners.
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AAA like nikes for soloflex/foosball users.
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IIIIIII 100
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ATI100. Activist Times, Industrial. Your fast-trac
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fight for justice, freedom and Metaphor. Besides, we're fun.
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This issue written on a Macintosh SE using Microsoft Word 5.1 and a version of Excel
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that none of us know the number of because we still haven't sent in our registration yet. Wish us luck.
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If you receive this fine it was uploaded using a USRobotics 14.4 Mac&Fax.
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If you don't:
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It was STILL uploaded using said, just the same.
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/pap/ #'s run, a prime anarchist production since 1990!
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This is the run for 8:38 am, Tuesday. What moon is it???
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http://www.sierraclub.org
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http://www.enn.com
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http://www.greenpeace.org
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http://www.nrdc.org/nrdc
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http://www.nwf.org
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http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~panicbuy/HaTeMaiL/altjournalism.html
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli
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http://www.speakeasy.org/citizen
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http://www.tao.ca/earth/damn
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http://artcon.rutgers.edu/papertiger/nyfma
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(did you know there are 3,131 counties in the united states?)
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I get my yak milk from a colander,
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I don' care'f'it's owned by Xaviera Hollander.
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It gives good creamy juice,
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Drink up : syrruppy, sugary, natural liquid meander.
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ATI 100 - The Last Windows Based Egg-beater
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You'll Ever Need...
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And now we reapeat the last part of Sisyphus'
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continuing saga about continuing in cyberspace.
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(This was a tactical move hoping for wide distribution as
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ATI 99 only made it to about 35 people.)
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"A Day In a Life (One of Many) Of a Pot-Smoker"
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(CON'T From Last Issue.)
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Call Stidfole. No answer. Call the other number leave a futile message asking if I can
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exhibit a bomb at the Hygienic. (OK so the pot got the best of me.) Can't think of
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anyone else to call. Call information and get the number for the Keep. There's gotta
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be a way to recoup these little bills I incur on the part of the Hygienic. That cost 75 cents.
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Call The Keep. L e a v e a m e s s a g e o n t h e a n s w e r i n g m a c h i n e .
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Gahhhhhh!!! No. NOT another cup of coffee. I'm coffee'd out now.
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Look I gotta lotta calls out and I should really leave the line free for incoming calls.
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I go get a drink of Kool-Aid. Fruit juice and sugar water, but it's soothing. While in the
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kitchen I look outside. A miracle! I can see through the window. It's warm enough
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outside to evaporate water! How nice on a late January day. I feel instant guilt that I'm
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not outside in it with the dog. The lawyer's cars half fill the backyard parking lot and
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there are no squirrels, no dogs or cats or raccoons, moose, elephants, nor any other
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critters around. (See? Works good, dont it? ) no people either. The sunlight is
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rather harsh due to a high haze in the sky. There are a few fleecy cumulus around,
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about scattered I'd say. The colors are all brown and gray, with a thin film of salt
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washing even these colors almost into a black-and-white world. It's winter, that's
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for sure. I pick up my book (Haggard's "King Solomon's Mines") and head
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back into the bed/computer/telephone room. There's no one I can call now. Time's
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passing. I know Scott's typing away, but there's nothing I can do at this point.
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Well, I'll read about Alan Quartermain as Macumazahn and Bougwhan (Good)
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killing Scragga to stop him from massacree-ing some beautiful maiden in some
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sort of put-up job by Twala the King and Gagool the evil witch-crone who'd
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lived forever. Haggard took 5 pages to describe the scene in the book but this
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will have to do for us because Vinnie called. Ah! The time for Albert's poetry
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reading is 7pm but Vinnie doesn't know if he's got dancers. He does know
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that there's supposed to be someone else who'd like to do a dance piece, but he's
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rather vague about the fringes of that, too. At least I got one hard fact. Vinnie
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says he'll call Bill, then Scott. I tell him I'll call Scott in the meantime. We hang
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up. I do so. I tell him the time for Abert's poetry reading and that he is to expect
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a call from Vinnie and/or Bill with any further information they might have.
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He's happy with that. I hang up and wait. Nothing happens so I go find
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the roommate and tell him it's time to move. He's lying across the kitchen table -
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spread quite like an omoeba absolutely zonked on pot. He sort of effervesces
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with amoeba-like colors of chartreuse, whit-orange and pink with narrow
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bands of blue forlining. It's pitiful. I scrape him into a glass jar, and
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abjure JACS quite strenuously that he is to STAY! Dog cringes. I tuck the
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glass jar containing my roommate into a coat pocket and head out to the car.
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When I got outside, my roommate came to life again, the car started on the
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first try and it was almost spring for a mini-microsecond. But it's still winter
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so we threaded our way through traffic to his old apartment.
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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Trick or treating without a licence in Bridgeport, Ohio will land you in prison.
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ATI. Not just for modems anymore.
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-------------------------PAWN------------------------------------
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PRIME Anarchist World News - Montville, CONN.
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Activist Times, Inc. is looking for 3/4 billion dollars
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backing money to purchase Stone Container Corporation's
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failing cardboard industry.
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--------------------------PAWN---------------------------------
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Moscow, RUSSIA. Five anti-congressperson mines have
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been set off by children playing recess, killing hundreds.
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"Who would think of burying a mine under a basketball
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court," said Russian Prime Minister, Pol Pot. "Why didn't
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I think of that??"
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--------------------------PAWN---------------------------------
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Rhinelander, WISC. Ron Carey Junior beat up Jimmy
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Hoffa III. During detention, Carey admitted trying to
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force Hoffa to shoot his free throw from the circle
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with a chalk dollar-sign on it.
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"I'm not going near that thing," said Little Jimmy.
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"I saw what happened to the last kid that did that. Blew
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his head off. He lost his raisins, dates and walnuts."
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.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.
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We end this rebound issue with a poem, because Myth is the Shit.
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JOURNAL POEM 29 from the book, "I Slurp My Coffee" by
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Marco Capelli
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JOURNAL POEM 29 handling your every upper-management-level
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dispute for more than 5 decades.
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Eggrolls - like crispy cooked coleslaw pizzas.
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1950's nunnery - like army boot camp for women.
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"Earthquakes are allergic reactions to
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Condominiums," says Robin Williams
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On TV's Mork and Mindy show. Laughing,
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I purchase "A Cultural Study of America,
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1993," by Frank Lee at ArtRock Bookseller
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in Denver. Was a blank book.
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Cantata with midi music -
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Like kareoke-4-Christ.
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Movement of the mall?
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Cooking canned cactus;
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Comedians R 2 meta4ical 2day.
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Where's rodeo clown college;
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Or can I just show up?
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Over haddock, coleslaw and coffee
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In Hartford Hojos, I read
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"EXTRA THICK SHAKE: Living In
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Balance In An Over-Do-It Society,"
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By Mark Weisenheimer.
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I'm a gonna be sweatin' and jettin'
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From this yabba dabba cuppa java.
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Quakers still swim upstream musterin'
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Good 'ol lonely only uncompromisingly
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Opposition to war - every and each.
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Will a bus transfer get me to
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Woodie Guthrie's or should I eat
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Ben & Jerry's ice cream instead?
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Fish-&-Chips'll be cod-&-fries:
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Douse with vinegar 4 remembrance.
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Cedar sage sweetgrass & tobacco.
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"All milk and diapers should be
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Free for the taking," says
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Vegan teetotaler from Atop
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Pickup truck, NYC.
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And Country 600 AM from Montreal plays
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"Grampa," by the Judds on my shortwave.
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Radio - like cabbage 4 rabbits.
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ati@etext.org
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SUBSCRIBE ATI
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as the entire message to:
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Quickest place to find backissues of ATI right now is at
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
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If you wish to ring Prime Anarchist on his tellie
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(stay out of his chambers...)
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(860)887-2600 ext. 5293
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Thank you;
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And have a nice day...
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