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Hotbot, Yahoo. This is a quick way of advertising a URL. Hotbot, hotbot,
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Yahoo, and hotbot. Lycos won't work as well but webcrawler will. Hotbot,
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hotbot, yahoo. Yahoo. This is better than keywords: yahoo. hotbot.
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Webcrawler, lycos, webcrawler, yahoo!!!
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A wonder anyone pays to submit. Just repeat after me in a textfile:
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Hotbot, hotbot. Yahoo. Yahoo, Yahoo, YAHOO.COM, HOTBOT.COM. Have a Yahoo,
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Hotbot day.
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Hello and welcome to ATI issue 96. The best one I've ever written!
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It's sunday 830pm. I'll begin with a submission. Our first in 3 weeks.
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(hint hint hint...)
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09/08 the y2k problem will affect 00info.txt files etc., mucking up the
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directory listing.
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09/11 a group of businessmen gather around a mock-up of a future town,
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their building plans 30 years into the future: "we aim to pillage the
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land with this development and ruin our town for our children."
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09/16 potnotes:
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/Ascii display\
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\may look stra/
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/nge... \
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\ :) /
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time |
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<-- the arm of culture:
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goes through society
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all humans have power to change with it--
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Not just TV movies media as they want you to think--
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But control of the arm is open to everybody.
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Like the world of "rice pudding -- no pizza" (1900) we're going to a
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world of "no rice pudding -- pizza" (2000).
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This demonstrates the arm of culture & its constant change.
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email stutz@dsl.org Copyright (c) 1997 Michael Stutz: this information
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is <http://dsl.org/m> free and may be reproduced under GNU GPL, and as
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long as this sentence remains; it comes with absolutely NO WARRANTY; for
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details see <http://dsl.org/copyleft>
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This Michael Stutz article typed in by hand by the Prime Anarchist due to
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PAP's insisting upon using beat up old antique and thereby incompatible
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machines such as IBM PC Convertible 8088 laptops, NEC PowerMate 1 Plus 286
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desktops, MAC SE 68000 whatchamacallits, and etc. (yes! mac&fax)
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over 40 billion rainforests served.
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Prime Anarchist says,
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Phuch recycling. REUSE IT OR DIE!!!
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OK that said, it's TTYme for my column and then on to running numbers and
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dates. HMMM. OK. NUMBERS DATES AND WALNUTS. NUMBERS DATES AND WALNUTS.
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We're Beatrice. Brought to you by H&R Bloch, Tandycorpse, and Michigan Bank.
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Princess Diana is dead, get over it. Brooke Shields should have been
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driving that car. She said it herself. Shut up Brooke. You would've choked
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on your american cheese, whitebread and mayonaise sandwich the minute those
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motorcycles started chasing you. You wouldn't've hit that telephone pole
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you would've swerved to miss that doubledecker bus full of schoolchildren
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and dumped it in the THAMES with all of you dying; you wrinkled old ex-
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lolita brat. Shut up!
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I'm so sick of television. Will someone please take out their webtv and
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shut the flogging thing down?
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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze?
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This is not a joke: How many websurfers does it take to sign a guestbook?
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ans: The current statistic is 1 in 50.
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Dear HumanLifeForm CarbonBased,
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This is a hand-generated computer-sent email-message to let you know
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that the URL you requested
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
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has been updated.
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If you did not request this update or wish to not receive any further
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advances,
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simply write UNSUBSCRIBE on a cocktail napkin and hand it to
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someone tonite.
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-THE MANAGEMENT-
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Beginning fiscal 98 all vegetarians will be able to continue calling their
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cost of living adjustment (ie: 4% payraise) a "cola." So drink up.
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All meat eaters must begin calling it a cost of living INCREASE.
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"Coli."
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Eat up...
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What do 3,47, 567, 6897, 7892, 432675, and 23 have in common?
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Silly... They're all numbers.
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NUMBERS, NUMBERS. yEAH, NUMBERS. gET IT? yOU DONT??? tHEYR'E NUMBERS.
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HOW DIFFICULT CAN IT BE???
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This #'s run brought to you by pap, prime anarchist productions has nothing
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to do with the AMA, Prime Computer systems, inc, or ATI modems. IN fact
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they each owe the prime anarchist seven dollars for use of his name
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without prior notice.
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send all url sightings to ati@etext.org
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
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http://members.tripod.com/~fasters
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http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Alley/5012
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http://www.netvideo.com/nobody
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http://www.queenbee.net/members/pieman
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http://www.kmf.org/williams
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http://www.infected.com
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http://www.angelfire.com/oh/jagsplace/hopi.html
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(if any of these url's die would you please right click and fix them??
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thnkx, the management)
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http://cyberstreet.com/users/rellik/diebarney.htm
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http://www.-esl.tamu.edu/~marc/faces2.html
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http://www1.shore.net/~drolma
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http://www.churchward.com/mt/why.html
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http://www.cdsar.af.mil/apj/stein.html
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http://www.klinck.com
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http://www.glrc.org/archive/1997/june97/june30_n3.html
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calendularium -- your window of hopportunity
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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(a short 'un this week.)
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10/16 Times Square - 45th & Broadway. 4:30 pm thurs. Be there or suck
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air. http://artcon.rutgers.edu/papertiger/nyfma for more info
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or call 212-969-TOFM
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10/25 the 25th anniversary of pentagon's levitation will begin with many
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ceremonies.
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11/29 abbie hoffman's birthday.
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lett'rs 2 th'd'ter...
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YOU ARE SCUM.
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s/
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homeworks@sprynet.com
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165.121.2.96
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199.174.143.118
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===========================
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I have cancelled 39 or your usenet posts (sample appended below)
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because it is a "make money fast" chain letter. Such posts are considered
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to be 'cancel-on-sight' for two reasons:
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1. blase, blase, blase...
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2. blase, blase...
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J. Porter Clark, d/b/a
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The Unknown News Administrator.
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===========================
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Marco,
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I swear to God,
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You're tapped
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<grin>
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this was so phucking phunny
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I wet myself!
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-anon_
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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I have cancelled 27 of your messages... (sample appended) yadda, yadda,
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blase, blase...
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(-editors note: expect more. there's still 240 or so out there according
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to dejanews.com)
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)()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
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Prime Anarchist, I bet you don't even have the balls to print this.
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You fucking suck. fuck my little sister, you sack of shit. fuck my penis.
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eat shit while fucking your mother's father.
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(note: you should've signed this. Maybe I would've decided to print it
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30 seconds quicker. Here's to you being wrong... (I WILL say that was
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the STUPIDEST, most ILLITERATIST, silliest dorkiest, dweeby and downright
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DUMBEST letter to the editor I've EVER received in my LIFE. If this
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were a respekible newzpape, I would've made many copies of your letter
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so that I could get off on hitting my delete button a gazillion times!!!)
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I end this yutzfest with JOURNAL POEM #24 by Marc Frucht
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Send all rants to
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ati@etext.org
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or sign the ATI guestbook at
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
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to subscribe to ATI, your gladrag of just ice:
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send
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SUBSCRIBE ATI
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to
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listserv@brazerko.com
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Unsubscribing is easy. I'll let you figure it out.
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JOURNAL POEM 24
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Cappuccino.
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Monkey and Bull make meal of
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Pomegranite, potatoes, pineapple & peppers.
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LL Zamenhof worked Pepsi's graveyard
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Shift til the day he died. Poetic.
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Death not for lack of irony.
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For growing calamity, asks Esperanza,
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Does one need fertilizer?
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Removes tongue from cheek.
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1477. Chris visits Iceland inquiring
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As a wannabe Portugese picking up
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Waterfront gossip of "the NewFound Lands."
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Looks like Lawnmower Man on valium.
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Vacation - Grape Cod. Dwelling on payola,
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Punkrock, and plasma in Adobe Abode.
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Hystorically, a bladder bag full of bull.
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Mother Earth, you are beaux, bela, belle,
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Beautiful - Where's Dr. Esperanto
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When you NEED him??
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Peabody Coal purchases Cavenham
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Forest for a copper penny.
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Mrs. Farthing leaves a pie on her porch for
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The plutonium miners. Make mine a strip so
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Rare IT'S STILL IN THE GROUND.
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Spineless as a Portugese Man O'War, now if
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That ain't the scumm calling the scummsucker scummy.
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Sage tea makes sore throat to merely a wet
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Groggy flemmy thing; yet Dire Wolf offers
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12-page thesis on Yak semen.
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Can God hear you in a Hindu Ashram?
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"Yes," yells Yayo. She's 12 and SMARTER than you.
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Fiesta. Laguna March 19, 1992
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They say you'll be led by children.
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Haiku: Zuni Moisture Dance
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Mudhead Kachinas - Laura,
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Yayo, HasKey Tso.
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Sweatlodge. Madrid, NM
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2 FAS children flying a kite.
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Filthy fake fony false hair follicles
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Now fact thanks to Rogaine.
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Or was that Reagan??
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Nancy's war-on-drugs:
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Rhymes with moron thugs.
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Open Mike is playing at the Chez What Cafe.
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Who IS this Open Mike?
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Just some honest Joe?
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Stench fries and fillet of potatoes at
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The Full Spoon Cafe.
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And Bo Diddley's cook wears wine-red
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Dingos pouring sherry in Mrs. Farthing's Chowder.
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Pampa, TX. Letting go of Police Brutality -
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Release, relax, relief.
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2:30 a.m. Katy reads poetry for tips at the
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Omaha Greyhound.
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Makes 2-bucks on "Bernalilo Blues."
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Mytho-philosophical street poems.
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How do they make coffee in Nowata?
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Strong - same as Coffeeville.
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Trivia question: who's face on $5
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Foodstamp??
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Thomas Jefferson or Johnny Cash?
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Movado watch with moon minute hand,
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I straddle the corner of Florence
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& Normandy contemplating cops.
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A house full of cat-tails never falls;
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And Medina pours Mecca a 20 oz. cup of
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Mocha java.
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hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo,
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yahoo, yahoo, hotbot hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo,
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hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, hotbot
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hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo,
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yahoo, yahoo, hotbot hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo,
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hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, hotbot
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(works best at the beginning by the way.)
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:)
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