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THIS one's for YOU!!
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WELCOME TO ATI 94. Activist Times, Incorporated's only NEWSRANT for the
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way high by the way...) It's 5:30pm and we're early for tomorrow night or
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hello there. I'm prime anarchist and I'm the editor of this 11K opinion
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I was marco in this. Also I was the Minarsei Prackt, and the Peter Benchley
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FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY!
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ZHOINKS!!! So go for it. Remember the 4 points and we'll eat YOU at the top!
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This is what you MUST do:
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1. Read the enclosed program.
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2. Read it again. IMPORTANT--DO NOT alter the names, or their sequence
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other than instructed in this program! Or you will be scaphismed by wild
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vermin who carry deer ticks.
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Replace the name and address under REPORT #1 with yours, moving
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the one that was there down to REPORT #2. Move the name and
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address under REPORT #2 to REPORT #3. Move the name and address
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under REPORT #3 to REPORT #4. The name and address that was under
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REPORT #4 is dropped off the list and is NO DOUBT on the way to
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the bank.
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When doing this, please make certain you eat lots of peas with your
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E-Coli on a bun!!! Also, DO NOT move the Report/Product
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positions!
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3. Take this entire program text, including the corrected names list,
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and shove it up your ass. (sorry.I couldn't help that one.On a roll -ed.)
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4. Now you're ready to start a massive advertising campaign on the
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WORLDWIDE WEB! Advertising on the WEB is very, very inexpensive,
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but there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to hang your hat. Another
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avenue which you could use email ads like the one you are reading now.
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There are many bulk email companies that will advertise for you. Use any
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search engine to find them. Use keywords like "I fell for this" or
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"do me too."
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START YOUR AD CAMPAIGN AS SOON AS YOU CAN.
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prime,
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e-mail your name, telephone number(s), BEST TIME TO CALL,
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See you at the mop!
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Just reply to this message with "I M Sucker" in the subject line and you
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DOWNLOAD THE PROGRAM, CHECK IT OUT, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE????!!!!
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Besides your sole.
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Two years ago the corporation I worked for dowsized. I sent out 100,000
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emails and I received 11,700 $5 bills in 1 week!!! So many I had to
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Throw some away.
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Thank you.
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<><><><><><>
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Contributors<><><><><><><><><><><>
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<><><><><><> to this public domain<><><><><><><><><>
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<><><><><><><><><><><> research article<><><><><><><><><>
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1) abanks@nevwest.com <><><><><><><><><> (not for profit:)
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2) slender@juice4u.net <><><><><><><><><>
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3) friends@public.com
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4) visioncrt@mindspring.com
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5) waynesmail@earth.link.net
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6) busmkt@hotmail.com
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7) recruit@lostvegas.com
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8) food@mkt-america.com
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9) adatta@datta.cl
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10) erikp@worldonline.nl
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11) iconslut@lostvegas.com
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12) kelkris@aol.com
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13) chip@aol.com
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14) asudjx8u@8quaj6.net
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15) chip@neo.lrun.com
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16) cham@ascella.net
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keo keo keo keo keo keo keo keo keo
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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ceo ceo ceo ceo ceo ceo ceo ceo ceo!
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Company CEO 94 pay 95 pay 96 pay % change (wouldn't know I
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - been playin w/
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GE John Welch 15M 30M 40M 165 spreadsheets
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US Surgical L Hirsch 2M 2.6M 21M 876!!! lately, wuddja??)
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GTE Charles Lee 6M 8.2M 12M 94
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Tenneco Dana Mead 6M 5M 8.5M 40%
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General Re R. Fergusun 4.9M 5.2 6.2 36
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Union Carbide W Joyce 2.6M 4.5 6 129% (you do the rest, eh?
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Xerox P Allaire 11M 11 5 -49 (I'll give you that one TQ)
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Pitney Bowes G Harvey 3.4M 4 4.8
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Tosco T O'Malley 1.7M 2.5 4.2
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Hubbell GJ Ratcliffe 2.7M 3.1 4M
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UST Vinnie Gierer 3.4M 3.2 3.5
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(***key. M= millions. Not mandarin oranges***)
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Due to Low Real-Time Turnout Last Semester the James Merrill School of
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Mytho Philo Sophico Anthropo Morphico Poetiks Klub will meet in cyberspace
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Fridays at midnite.
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/merrill.html
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(that was your underweight pap #'s run by the way. Prepare for an
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awesome calendar new week.)
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I'll end this missive with a poem. You're probably hip to the routine
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by now. It's poem # 22 from Marco's "I SLURP MY COFFEE: a 33 Poem Poetry
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Book" Published and Copyrighted 1995.
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JOURNAL POEM 22
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Army, the only place I know
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Where ladies room's nothing
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More than a men's room with
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The urinals duct-taped shut.
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Cedar wood and mud warm and
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Cozy... toasty dry despite
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Winter under and above clay.
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How do you reclaim a uranium
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Mine?!? City park? Golf -
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Course?? Sod farm???
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Coffee and a warm sweetroll
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At Tuba City Truck Stop.
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If your herb garden grows
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Slow and late it's a thyme delay.
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Did you know that "wonton"
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Spelled backwards is "not now?"
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What d'ya call a whatchamacallit
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Shop? Just that.
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Last All-Hallows-Eve the baby
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Sitter went as a leather mouse
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What're you?? I'm a mud bog.
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Or was that a ground hog?
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Tse Bonito and Window Rock...
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Ancient tourist traps...
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Oraibi... the oldest...
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Taos, Tuscon, or Taylor...
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Which is trendier?
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Electric cello: like Woodie Guthrie
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Walking into Karaoke nite at Lulu's
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Luscious Locust, 14th and Ave. X.
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C&W music in a major way...
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Conway Twitty's where I get
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Off this ride. & change channels.
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6-Foot Wedgie plays a gig at
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The Russian Lady restaurant.
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Que concept... like cranberry nut
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Frybread. Paul Harvey is like the
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Faded fotocopy of Will Rogers.
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Woke up with either pigsnot and
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Venom, vim and vinegar or Just
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A whole bunch of vigorous
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Vitality. Or was it just the
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Vidal Sassoon???
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Homemade blood sausage. Takes guts
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To eat. Taste good, like a tender
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Spinach leaf. I'd try anything
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Once... that was my once, like a
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Sliced intestine full of leftovers.
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If squash is 1 of the 3 sisters,
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She must be the short one.
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Bacitracin can't compete w/ pinon pine sap.
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And JC Penier, clothier to the
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Mallrat knows nothing of KMarticus,
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The bluelight king of Upholstry;
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Neither knows thing of braintanning.
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So Navajo Nation's only radio station
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Plays hit kicking country. Western.
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You know you need a bath when
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The sheep won't let you in the pen if even 2 let them out.
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<><><><><><><><>***<><><>***<><><>***<><><><><><><><><>
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This has been an issue of ATI in conjunction junction with Prime Anarchist
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Productions.
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You can subscribe to a forever (unless you unsubscribe of course) free
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subscription of the scribbles herein by sending
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to the following address:
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send all contributions, constructions, constraints and concert clips to
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ati@etext.org
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And as always (at least this year!!!) see us on our brand NEW FREE web
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page.
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
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All hate mail should be addressed to us with a proper accurate return
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address and 1) Leave the top right corner completely blank.
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2) Open the rectangular receipt in your mailbox 5 days later.
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3) Read it.
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4) Read it a SECOND time.
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5) Throw it away smiling or frowning (your choice.)
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That's how we get even.
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Especially if you're not too bright.
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(the end)
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