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/You are tooned /
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/ 2 wATI. zine / Sept 5, 1997
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/ radio 93. /
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/ /
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CAVENHAM, UK - Madeline Albright asked Prime Anarchist to accompany
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her to Saturday's funeral of Princess Diana but he humbly declined.
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"It wasn't my idea," said Albright, "but how could I not consider it."
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She said the Queen had told her to invite Anarchist Monday.
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Thurston Gates, spokesman for her majesty said the Queen considered him the
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closest thing to a Thomas Jeffereson experience the United States has had
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in YEARS. (emPHASis on the YEARS)
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"Naturally," said Gates, "Her Majesty would want Anarchist present. He
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went on to say it was with regret that she accepted Anarchist's offer to
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have Lord Hanson go in his stead.
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Hanson will escort Albright and will be carrying a rolled up letter to
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her Majesty which he's been instructed to un-roll at the very moment her
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Queenliness will be standing over her daughter's coffin.
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"I'm sorry," will begin Anarchist's short scroll, "Sorry about the trees,
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uranium and coal -- and Irishmen uprooted all these years, and doubly sorry
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your Majesty, for the trees, gold and plutonium -- and Navajo dead. It's all
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my fault.
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For Lord Hanson,
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Prime Anarchist"
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Anarchist could not be reached for comment this morning.
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A local BBS sysop was willing to confirm the invitation,
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although software still tends to be disallowable in court.
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A firewatch clerk at Three Mile Island broke loose from her solitaire
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game on her Pentium Hewlett Packard just long enough to say,
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"Yeah, I heard that too, here lemme do a Savvy Search and show you."
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She wasn't able to call the confirmation up via Savvy.com
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but Dogpile and Yahoo worked just fine.
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Paparazzi are now in the process of getting an actual photo of
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Prime Anarchist's parchment letter from Albright's office.
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Anarchist will be signing his reply at 4pm this evening using 23 pens,
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despite Nancy Reagan's Insistence that it transpire at 432 pm.
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To use the 23 pens necessary for all his friends he will be signing
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his middle name for the first time in 39 years.
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Pullenjurlegg.
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/ /
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/You are tooned /
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/ 2 wATI - zine /
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/radio. 93 on /
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/your fm dile. /
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If you called up ATI's web page you would have seen the phollowing poem:
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I'm dreaming of an EX-Exxon
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Yadda yadda,
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Exxon, Exxoff;
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Let's turn the dingleberries OFF
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....................................marco capelli, Crandon, WI. summer '97
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Good Evening, and welcome to the 93rd issue of ATI.
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Activist Treasonings Incredible. September 5, 1997.
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To The Editor:
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cool site. very non-linear.
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And Another Letter to the Editor: (a great week)
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This is cool. Last time I read ati was around '91 or so, and I wanted to get
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involved with it. Do you take submissions etc?
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(ediface note: yes! yes! hit your send key now...)
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Certain lines have stuck with
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me over the years, like how numbers with answering machines were good for
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playing your guitar over, etc. My time since then has been spent on cyberian
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art i guess you'd call it, on making music and literature in the digital
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world on my linux box. ATI was one of the few zines that seemed to be in the
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same direction i was, mixing computer hacking & modern tech knowledge with
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pure art, true writing & indie rock etc. So are you guys publishing again?
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This is great news!
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email stutz@dsl.org Copyright (c) 1997 Michael Stutz; this information is
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<http://dsl.org/m/> free and may be reproduced under GNU GPL, and as long
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as this sentence remains; it comes with absolutely NO
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WARRANTY; for details see <http://dsl.org/copyleft/>.
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A Letter To The Editors At ATI:
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From: "George W. White"
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I bow out for like 30 or so issues and finally find ATI again!
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(Thanks GZ!) Anyway....some fun stuff....
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>From the world of the Shrouded One....
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First Letters Time!
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CLINTON: Certified Liar In National Top Office Now
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CCITT: Can't Conjure Intelligent Thoughts Today
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IBM: I Buy Macintosh
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MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashed It Needs The Operating System Hacked
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MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashed If Not The Operating System Hangs
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CIA: Caught In Act
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SHIT: Specialized High Intensity Training
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OK enough of that.....insanity, ain't it great?
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Random Musings And Other Weird Things From The Left...Not That Left!
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Other Left!
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<Sheesh!>
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Thoughts On Diana:
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Where does the public spotlight end and privacy begin?
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Here in the US people very much value their privacy.
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Celeberties don't seem to have that option.
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Seriously, I'm surprised laws weren't passed long ago to stop the blood
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thirsty tactics of some of these paparazzi freelance photographers.
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Instead of helping Princess Diana out of her car the bastards were
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snapping pictures as she bled internally and slowly died!
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According to CNN, one picture was published ALREADY in the pages of
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a german magazine. And the celebs can't do much.
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If a celeb were to hit one of these people, they get slapped with
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an instant lawsuit. God Bless America! Easy money! And legal too!
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Personally if someone were shoving a camera lens in my face they'd
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end up with at least a broken camera. Someone hand me an AK-47, please?
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Thoughts On Clinton and Government.....
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This is a man that needs to be seriously booted out of office.
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If you think about it, a lot of these politicians in their 3 piece
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business suits and fancy cars have no clue what America is about.
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All they give a shit about is how much money they can stuff in their
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pockets and bank accounts. Ever see Clinton wearing jeans and a
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teeshirt like an average Joe? No? Neither did I....
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Think Clinton or Billary would be caught dead walking through the
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streets of Newark alone at night? Fuck no! <I've done it, it's not so
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bad.> We need people in office who have a clue what Americans want.
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We need people in office who understand America and her needs.
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Get rid of the "Old Boy's Network" and bring in fresh new young people.
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<GZ For President!> <-- THAT would shake this country up...heheheh....
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When was the last time someone in power asked you what YOU wanted?
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Think about it.....
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What's the opposite of PROGRESS? CONGRESS of course!
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And now....a song based on something I heard in a bar.....
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To the tune of: Under The Boardwalk.....
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When the sun goes down and the muggers are on the loose....
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And you fear for your life and feel your neck is stuck inside a noose...
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Down in the subway, under the street, yeah...
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There are motherfuckers down there, you don't wanna meet....
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Down in the subway, where police fear to tread....
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Down in the subway, where you might end up dead....
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Down in the subway, where for your life you may flee...
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Down in the subway, where cops beat you for free.....
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Down in the subway, subway.....
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As the darkness comes, and the city turns into hell....
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As I descend the stairs, I almost gag because of the smell....
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Down in the subway, under the street yeah.....
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There are motherfuckers down there, you don't wanna meet.....
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Down in the subway... <Hey buddy! Can ya spare a quarter?>
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Down in the subway... <Gotta support my daughter...>
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Down in the subway....<Can ya spare a dime?>
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Down in the subway....<Aye, you got the time?>
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Down in the subway, subway.....
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As the time flies by, I just missed my friggin train....
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I must be looney to be here, I must have water upon the brain....
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Down in the subway, under the street yeah.....
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There are motherfuckers down there, you don't wanna meet.....
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Down in the subway....when the hour is late....
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Down in the subway....I got a loaded .38...
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Down in the subway....If it's after 11....
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Down in the subway....I got an AK-47...
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Down in the subway, subway.....
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So much for that.....
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Until they let me out of my nice padded room and near a computer
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again.....
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--The Dark Deeply Shrouded And Quiet One Who Watches And Listens To
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All.....
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-------- ----- ------ --------
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Cool. Thanks.
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<Instructions for sending a letter to the editor>
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Format it any way you please.
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Send it to ATI@etext.org.
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That's it. It's that simple. You put it there, we'll print it here.
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<submission><submission><submission><submission><submission>
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(rulez for submissions are the same as for letters, by the way)
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Mother Teresa is dead.
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It wouldn't be so unusual for such an elderly woman with so many health
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problems, living such a stressful life, to die, but the fact that she died
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just hours before her friend and helper, Princess Diana, was herself put
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into a grave, makes this sad event much worse than it already is.
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When Diana died, a bright light in this ever-darker world was extinguished.
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With Mother Teresa joining her, the darkness is even deeper.
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Princess Diana is dead. Mother Teresa is dead. But fascist tyrants like
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George Bush and Ronald Reagan live on and on, seemingly protected by the
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same evil forces which assisted them in rising to power in a country not so
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long ago hailed as "The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave".
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Billy Blythe, a/k/a Bill Clinton, a lifetime CIA agent masquerading as
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America's "president", appeared on TV smiling, struggling to hold back
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laughter, as he gleefully announced the death of Princess Diana.
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Prince Charles, who had cast aside his beautiful wife, (a woman nearly
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every man on earth dreamed of), for a grouchy sea hag with a pock-marked
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face - who was already married - showed his "grief" by dilly-dallying
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around in green kilts and bright red socks at his holiday resort.
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Elizabeth Saxcoven von Goethe, a/k/a Queen Elizabeth I of Windsor, a/k/a
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The Mean Queen, showed her grief by ignoring the many millions of her
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subjects who were weeping at the gates of Kensington Palace - mourning the
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loss of the woman who they WANTED to be their queen: Diana Frances Spencer.
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It wasn't until after newspapers all over the world had brought unparralled
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shame to the Mean Queen that she finally decided to reluctantly make a TV
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appearance to try to convince her outraged subjects that she shared their
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grief. Sure. Sure she did. That's why she ORDERED Diana and Charles to
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divorce. That's why she violated Diana's court-ordered child custody
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rights. That's why she refuses to lower the flag to half-mast. That's why
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she refuses to give Diana the respect of a state funeral even though there
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are expected to be anywhere from 10 to 20 million mourners lining the
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funeral route tomorrow.
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The Mean Queen hated Diana for many reasons. One of the reasons that most
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people don't know is because she was jealous not only of her great beauty,
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charm and popularity, but her blood line. You see, the Mean Queen is a
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German. Germans have occupied the British throne for quite some time.
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Germany's Kaiser Wilhelm II was the nephew of England's Queen Victoria. The
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fact of the matter is: Diana had more royal British blood than the Mean
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Queen. In fact, Diana is the first true British woman to marry a British
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prince in over 300 years. Before Diana, brides were imported from foreign
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countries to occupy the British throne.
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I am not alone in considering Diana's death a well-planned assassination.
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After her coffin is laid in the ground and the tears dry, there will surely
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be many private investigations conducted and many books written with
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barrels of evidence supporting this allegation.
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As for Mother Teresa, I am sure that upon hearing of Diana's trafic death,
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she died of a broken heart.
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God damn the queen!
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Truthfully,
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Michael Boren Williams
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Freedom Fighter in Exile
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..... ....... ........ ....... ........
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. . . . . that . . . . .
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.the. .house. . . . jack. . .
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..... ....... ........ ....... .hammered!!!
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(notas primerikas...)
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This is my third week in a row posting this, I hope you don't mind. If you
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do, please just scroll down to the other stuff. This friend's letter means
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the world to me and I wish to help out any way I can.
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- - - - + - - - ( 0 ) - - - + - - - - - -
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5 years after the quincentennial:
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It's Time to:
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MAKE OCTOBER 12TH
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INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY,
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Free Leonard Peltier,
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Stop Forced Relocation at Big Mountain,
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and Build a Movement for Justice
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and Human Rights for All!
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Five years ago, in 1992, hundreds of thousands, if not millions
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of people throughout the Americas spoke out and acted in opposition
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to the government sponsored celebrations of Christopher Columbus and in
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support of the rights of indigenous peoples.
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However today, in 1997, AIM activist Leonard Peltier sits in
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prison during this 21st year of incarceration for an act the government knows
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he did not commit. It has been revealed that the FBI withheld from his
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trial evidence that proves his innocence.
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In northeast Arizona, in the Black Mesa area, 3,000 indigenous
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people are fighting forced relocation from their land because Peabody
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Western Coal Company wants it to make profits.
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And there are numerous other examples of both continuing repression
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and continuing resistance by indigenous peoples against violations of
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their rights.
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Join with people around the country who will be fasting from Oct 1
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through 12, fasting for part of that time, organizing local demonstrations
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and actions, or acting in other ways in solidarity with Leonard Peltier,
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the Big Mountain resisters, other struggling Native American peoples and
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for the human rights of all.
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We will never be free in this country until we face up to the
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historic record, set it straight and get it right. "Getting it right" means
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honoring, upholding and joining in solidarity with those who have much
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to teach us about living in harmony with the natural world, about working
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cooperatively for the good of all, and about steadfastness in struggle
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despite the most difficult conditions. We urge you to join us this October.
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For more information contact the Peoples Fast for Justice,
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PO Box 170610
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Brooklyn, NY 11217
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718-643-9603 (t)
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718-643-8265 (f)
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indpol@igc.apc.org
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The only NUMBER(s) I'm going to run this week for Friday - 5pm - is:
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
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A shameless plug for our new webpage.
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And now I end ATI 93 with a poem reprint.
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Journal Poem 21 from "I Slurp My Coffee" by Marco
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Ram Dass and Denny's Dishwashers,
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Driving to Santa Fe.
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Hindi Hostel, Dine.
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A humungus stirfry.
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Hotsprings, headaches &
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Hindu hippies in a hogan.
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Dayglow Daisy's on a bus.
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Hootenany Green! Hibernating a
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Hurt shoulder; pickup hitchers:
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Duck & Lizabeth Santa Fe to Boulder.
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A Cochiti drum shucking corn all day.
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Frybread and honey, a des(s)ert of
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Pottery. Shards of southwest.
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Directory assistance, gas,
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Grapefruit and pomegranite
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In Hotevilla, Arizona.
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Red clay on a Black Mesa face.
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This particular medicine man
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Is a blind woman. She's quite
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Hard of hearing too & very aged.
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Canyons make great ampitheatres
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FM drops right out though. Wonder
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Is my guitar the only music this
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Canyon's heard in centuries?
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Mutton, noodles and potatoes in
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A broth & bluecorn frybread with
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Coffee. Out of honey; almost the
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Breakfast of champion
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Sheepherders.
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/ /
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/You are tooned /
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/ 2 wATI. zine /
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/radio 93. /
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This was issue 93 of ATI and I was Prime Anarchist.
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Hope you had fun.
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As per usual a subscription is always free,
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send
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SUBSCRIBE ATI
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as the message (you don't need a subject) to:
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listserv@brazerko.com
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to begin getting it the minute it goes to press. In fact you could be
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reading it now while it's being uploaded everywhere else the next couple
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days. (put that in your pipe and suck on it)
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address all questions, comments, preguntas, y problemas to:
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ati@etext.org.
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unsolicited mail will be read, enjoyed, and perhaps printed.
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and if it's really URGENT, call
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1-860-887-2600 ext. 5293.
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As they say on old VMS systems...
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