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Romper Stomper bomper boo,
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Tell me tell me, tell me do.
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Magic mirror, tell me today,
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Did all my friends have fun at play?
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I see Newt, and Jesse; Tipper and Elizabeth;
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George and Manuel; Oliver and Ronald;
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Colin and Norman, Colin! Get your hands off Newt's you
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know what. I've told you once, and I've told you a
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thousand times. This country, and especially TV land
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simply cannot handle inter-racial, gay relationships.
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Shame on you, Now walk on that Lego balance beam,
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sponsored by Hasbro, Proctor and Gamble, and Monsanto
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corp. Colin, walk from one end to the other with your
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pants down. We're each going to take turns spanking your
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dark little heiney.
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Des Moines, Iowa, it's Sunday, April 27, 1997 and this is
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ATI, (Activist Tupperware, Incorporated) Issue #76.
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1776? 1976? Que revolutionario, mi publicacion tirada es mui
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tirado y frescura, novedad. 76. 76. 76. 76.
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OK. So the romper room lady is dead. Long live the romper room
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lady. Yeah. Miss Nancy Claster died of cancer the other day at 82.
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Remember her magic mirror?
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I see Anais Nin, and Gore Vidal, George Plimpton and Martha?
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Mariel? Margot? Is that you? What are you all doing in that hot-tub?
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Holy Apropos!
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Eugene Stoner, 74, Designer of the M-16 (did you say Hasbro???) picked
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the same day to die?? And the NY Times, schmaltzo schlock-mongers that
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they are, put his picture right next to Miss Nancy's!!!
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I see Mattel, Hasbro, Colt, Smith & Wesson...
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I remember my first M-16 vividly. #59209-3a. because it had Hasbro
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hand guards. Not a whole Hasbro like others I've had, the chamber and
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trigger mech. was made by Colt in my home state of CT.
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In fact two buildings down from the Regency apartments in Bridgeport
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where my grampa was a super. How was I to know when I was playing Tonka
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trucks, GI Joes, watching Romper Room and Mr. Rogers I would grow up to
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score expert on M-16, AK-47 AND the Afghani 5-shot sniper rifle? Only
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sharpshooter on grenade though, so keep me away from the white phosphorus.
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How was I to know I'd Miss Gulf War Syndrome by one digit on my ss#?
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How was I to know I'd become a conscientious objector AFTER receiving an
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Honorable Discharge. How was I to know I would become an LSD fiend while
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on active duty (it's more "normal" than you'd think) only to quit cold
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turkey (no patches, hypnotists or 1-900#'s for me, pal) the minute my
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End-Terminate-Service was filed?
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Thank you Hasbro, you make me want to puke. Thank you Miss Nancy. You
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showed me how to see magic. You can never know. Thank you Eugene Stoner,
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for inventing such a beautiful well functioning, defense-only (yeah, right.
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mommy, what's a tumbler round??) piece of freedom protection.
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I almost want to break my pacifist vow and commit violence on your
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casket, Stoner Gene. But your corpse is art, and as quoth Dante: "Violence
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to art more heinous be than murder of children, verily."
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The God that made you dead is the same beautiful God who brought us the
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New Deal, New World, peace in the mideast, Mother Theresa and Ronny
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Raygun's lovely radio voice.
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Sublime, man.
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Be glad I never had GI Joe and his twins gang-raping Barbie in the back
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of a Tonka truck. I saw that in the park the other day and the mom?
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Obliviously busy reading the most recent Topaz Danielle Steele Harlequin
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Romance novel.
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OK, last week's Topaz Danielle Steele Harlequin Romance novel.
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You notice how close "cosmic" and "comic" look? Now, that's divine
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comedy. I'm prime anarchist and that, my friends, was my column. A
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triple whammy double obituary feature. And now on to the good stuff.
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Odzooks. I promise.
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SNL Notes: a Prime Anarchist Production.
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I finally found someone with more makeup caked on her face than
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Tammy Faye Bakker. That gorgeous "chick" in the band No Doubt. Is she
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covering up crater face by the pound or what? Oh well. Doesn't
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disillusionment drag you down?
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Is GE Smith sick? Dead? Retired? I didn't see the reputedly under-
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rated stage-hog guitarist the whole show. Heard a rumor he can't get along
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with Martin Short. Oh Prima Donnie...
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At any rate -- if the guy's gone I'll start watching SNL regularly
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again for the first time since John Belushi straddled a toilet and
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speed balled his brains out. Dude, that hit me hard too. Curt Cobain's got
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nothing on you.
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ADBUSTERS MOMENT!!! Attention please: The Purpose Of Saturday Nite
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Live Is To Sell $30,000 Automobiles.
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By the way, I really like No Doubt a lot. Attn: Dave Fischer. Is the
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lead singer your ex-girlfriend, Vanessa???
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Cars.
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One more car ad after this Gatorade commercial and they lose me.
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Going, going. Gone.
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ATI, like one big long editorial page. The Rag Read Round the Riverbend.
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Fold it up and use it for, well... never mind.
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On with the show.
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LETTUCE FROM OUR READERS. (To Steal a MADism)
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Prime,
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Sample ATI issue.
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Interesting.
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Jay
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Special Thanks to George Metesky's double
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Randy Sigman. (you can use my last name)
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Attention: Doc Telecom.
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Please email me thru ATI.
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Milo F.
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. . . . . . . .
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. All this and .
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.a whole lot more.
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. brought on by . This comes by accidental email.
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. a need to know . No idea if it was an honest mistake
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. . . . . . . . Or a CIA fake.
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So take it with a grain of cake, all ye
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Conspira-C theoree bees.
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From: BushBuster! <bushbuster@innocent.com>
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To: "Richard A. Leo, Ph.D., J.D." <leo@SOBEK.COLORADO.EDU>
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Date: Mon, 21 Apr 97 00:12:59 -0000
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Subject: Personal Message for Richard A. Leo, Ph.D., J.D.
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Dear Professor Leo,
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Greetings from Swiss exile!
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Someone forwarded to me a message that you posted entitled "False
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Confessions", in which you stated you are "collecting information on, and
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systematically documenting, cases involved police-induced false
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confessions (police-induced false confessions) that have occurred in the
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United States in the last 30 years". I am responding to you at my
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earliest convenience.
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What I find, (and I believe you would be in agreement with me on this),
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even more unacceptable and distasteful than for police to obtain
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confessions through the use of threats, torture, blackmail, and all the
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other barbaric tools of their trade...is for prosecutors to obtain guilty
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pleas through similar methods, including the hanging of a symbolic axe
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above the head of a terrified accused: a lengthy prison sentence.
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I can help you quite a lot. I am a rarity. I survived what no one ever
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survives and is willing and able to tell about it. I survived Hell...Hell
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which was viciously imposed upon me under colour of law.
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If you do not already know who I am, you will be surprised to learn that
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my story begins right in your neighbourhood, right there in Boulder,
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Colorado.
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For now, please allow me to list just a handful of some of the crimes
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which have been perpetrated against me by the US government under colour
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of "law":
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1. Thirty-eight (count 'em!) agents of the FBI (America's Gestapo) broke
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down the door of my peaceful Colorado home on 18. March 1988.
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2. These American Storm Troopers immediately shot my small daughter's
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8-week-old puppy in the head directly in her presence, killing him
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instantly. My daughter, then two-years-old, had never been allowed to
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witness any act of violence, and had never seen a weapon of any kind.
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3. These cowards then handcuffed my hands tightly behind my back,
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waist-chained me, shackled my legs, and then beat me up so badly that
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after I finally healed, no one I knew was able to recognise me again. I
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don't even recognise myself.
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4. After these "jack-booted thugs with badges" (to quote prominent
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Harvard attorney Alan Dershowitz) had beaten me to a pulp, they then
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stripped my wife (6 months pregnant at the time) and TWO-YEAR-OLD
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DAUGHTER naked, and performed full body cavity searches on them.
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5. America's Finest then (without the benefit of any warrants or
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indictments) seized virtually everything my family and I had worked a
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lifetime to accumulate, and threw my naked pregnant wife and horrified
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TWO-YEAR-OLD daughter out into a blizzard, at 10:00 pm at night, left to
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die. Thankfully, they were rescued just in time, although they did nearly
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die of pneumonia.
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6. These protectors of America then proceeded to kidnap me, take me on a
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"tour" of the barbaric US prison system, and then torture me for two
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years in such places as MCC-Chicago ("The Warehouse of Death") and Marion
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- the worst prison in the world. Lacking the required crime to hold me,
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they eventually charged me with "...presiding over a corporation which
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was behind in paying some computer paper bills." They twisted this into
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"fraud". The public "defender" I was forced to accept (who never filed a
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single motion for me) eventually coerced me into pleading guilty to this
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"crime" by falsely informing me that my infant daughter, whom I had never
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seen, was dying of spinal meningitis in a Georgia hospital, and the only
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way I would be allowed to visit her on her death bed wold be if I pleaded
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guilty. Within an hour of entering the coerced plea, I discovered I had
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been lied to and tricked and immediately attempted to withdraw my coerced
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plea. I have been trying ever since. My demands have fallen on deaf ears.
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7. When I was finally released two years later, the FBI convinced my wife
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to commit perjury and obtain an illegal "quickie" divorce in the Rome,
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Georgia Superior Court, as I was pulling into town on a Greyhound Bus,
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just in time to spend Thanksgiving with my family, with whom I had waited
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two long years to reunite. Immediately upon my arrival in Rome, I was put
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on the next bus out to San Diego, California.
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8. For eighteen months, I was forbidden from leaving San Diego County.
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There was a lot of action, though. The FBI and their "assets" terrorised
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me, and attempted to assassinate me several times - once with a large
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number of witnesses, at Seaport Village, one of the biggest, most public
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tourist traps in California, literally right across the street from the
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downtown San Diego business district.
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9. After multiple assassination attempts failed, I was sent into exile
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here in Switzerland on 12. June 1991, where I've remained ever since,
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defending my own cases against the FBI and the US government in various
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corrupt US courts. To this date, I've written over 10,000 letters,
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seeking legal assistance from America. Not one attorney has helped me.
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They're all too terrorised of the FBI and other American secret police
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agencies. As Thomas Jefferson wrote in the Declaration of Independence:
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"When people fear the government, you have tyranny. When government
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fears the people, you have liberty."
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Clearly, today, perhaps more than at any other time in American history,
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the people fear the government. I wager to say that the people are, in
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fact, TERRIFED of the government. Actually, one could argue that there IS
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no government; that America is now an occupied nation, occupied by
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criminals and secret police, with their careers fueled by the seemingly
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infinite coffers of drug lords.
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10. Forced to represent myself in the federal courts in an attempt to at
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least have my illegally-seized property returned to me, the judges,
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mostly close friends with George Bush, have consistently, categorically,
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violated all of my rights - most notably, my right to Due Process of Law.
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To date, there has never been a proper hearing on the illegal seizure of
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all of my signifacant property, and the courts have refused to appoint
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counsel to represent me. In stark contrast, the US government is going to
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pay Timothy McVeigh's legal team, led by Stephen Jones, in the same court
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my case is in, in Denver, up to $30,000,000 for his defence!
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All of the above - and so much more - has been done to me because I
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resurrected Senator Gary Hart's 1988 presidential campaign, and attempted
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to inform the American people who George Bush really is: the world's
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biggest drug dealer, who is linked to the assassination of President John
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F. Kennedy...a former CIA director whose father, Prescott, personally
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financed the political career of Adolf Hitler and the Nazis' rise to
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power in Germany.
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To get a better idea of what I've been enduring at the hands of the US
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government for the past decade, please visit my web page, which is at:
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http://www.kmf.org/williams/
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While you're there, you owe it to yourself to take advantage of the
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opportunity to download the forbidden George Bush unauthorised biography.
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If you choose to download it, and I sincerely hope you do, please begin
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reading the chapter entitled "The Hitler Project", so you can see for
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yourself how George Bush's father, Senator Prescott Bush, personally
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financed the political career of Adolf Hitler, and the Nazis' rise to
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power.
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I can send you quite a lot of documents to support all of the above and
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so much more. Some of these documents, I can send to you as e-mail
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attachments. First, I must know if you can read documents created with
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Microsoft Word 6.0.1, and also, which method of encoding I would have to
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use on my Power Mac to send the attachments to you: BinHex, Base 53,
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Uuencode, or what.
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If you will provide me with a postal (i.e., "snail-mail") address, I can
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also send you copies of documents and audio tapes which I cannot send you
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via any other means.
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As I write, my latest appeal, pertaining to the unlawful forfeiture of my
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entire estate, is pending in the US Court of Appeals for the Tenth
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Circuit, right there in Denver, just a few minutes' drive from the Pearl
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Street Mall. I have no attorney. I am not an attorney. The US government
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would like nothing better than to deny my appeal, due to my inability to
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properly defend it. I borrowed several thousand dollars to retain Harvard
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attorney Marc A. Pembroke to represent me on this case. He filed a
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watered-down version of the document we had agreed on, then abandoned me
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and the case. As it turns out, he was just another in a long line of FBI
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"assets", sent by the US government to sabotage my case against them.
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If you're willing to help me, I can provide you with scores of documents
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proving my case, although the documents which would land George Bush in a
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federal penitentiary, where he belongs, would need to be (and could
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easily be) subpoenaed if an actual attorney were doing it, and not a
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layman to the law, dying a slow death in distant foreign exile - the
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direct result of two years of the most unspeakable tortures having been
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cruelly inflicted upon him by representatives of a "democratic"
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government.
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If you're not willing to help me, well...let's just say I won't be
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surprised. I've learnt to look for the worst and hope for the best. I
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would still be willing to assist you in your research, although, until
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the American people have the courage to stand up and oust the Beast,
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things will not change; they will simply continue to get worse and worse.
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(Can you even imagine that)?
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I will close now and hope to hear from you soon.
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In Liberty,
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Michael Williams
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Wharl, that's all I have room for. I went long. 15K. I know, I promised
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11 a week. This has been ATI, your connection to the sub-underworld.
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as always, address all correspondences to
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ATI c/o
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marco99@juno.com
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