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202 lines
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(PAWN) ATI RETURNS
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Activist Times, Inc. is back: Prime Anarchist has resurfaced.
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Above ground. That's right.
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You heard it here (MTV! MTV! MTV!) first.
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After many years under, here it is: ATI 64.
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29Jan97
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<Publisher's Note>
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Prime here. Let's get right to business. ATI will come out somewhere between
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weekly and monthly in the usual ascii format; and it'll be between 7 and 9K
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each issue. No more 70 page documents. Get all that someplace else, I say.
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That's been the only big community complaints I heard while hiding. I
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couldn't do a thing back then except keep submitting my column to Ground
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Zero somewhere between sporadically and regularly.
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But now I can tell you I've heard your feedback and shall respond
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according and thusly. Thanks for all the comments and reviews around
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superhighwayland.
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prime your editor at large. or was that...
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MYTH AND RITUAL IN ANY...
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***WE INTERRUPT this column to bring you this, just in:
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. . . . . . . . . . . . .
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. The PAP, .
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. prime anar- .
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. chist prod. . (did you say cattle prod.?)
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. #'s run. . for Wednesday, end of January, 12:36 a.m.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . (after midnight)
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www. primenet.com/~sdn Auntie Roberta
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www. well.com/user/crunch Can'n Crunch. (Not the cereal, silly.)
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www.bigmountain-onelove.com The Reggae Band.
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www.eff.org Blue Ribbon = free speech
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516-922-wine Jackie Martling's joke phone is still up.
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www.nepanthes.com c00l halucino-history stuff
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www.cruzio.com/~blackops R U Illuminaried???
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www.brandeis.edu/students/st951310 Uncle Abbie!!!
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http://swissnet/group42/anarchy nne: (needs no...)
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I promise more as I stumble onto 'em.
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MYTH AND RITUAL IN ANY US CITY: a MetroMythic Mythic Petroglyph.
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If you're sitting in a Taco Bell eating lunch you must place a soda-card
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flat on your forehead and count to exactly 23.
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69 out of every 432 people win a taco, 13 will win a burrito and 9 people
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get dinner with Hans Solo. 1 gets a B2 bomber or an F111-A, take your pick.
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Losers get EWOK T-Shirts.
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a song (just like olde thymes)
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HEY MON (c 1988. Marc Weisenheimer)
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to the tune of Reggae.1 wav file on your soundblaster demo if
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you have one. A D E Bm chord chart if you don't.
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There's a guy where I work from Jamaica way
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Hey mon, hey mon.
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All day long you can hear him say
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Hey mon, hey mon.
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Got me a friend from barbados 'ya.
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H m. h m
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If you'll listen up here you'll a catch em too ya
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H m h m
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(ch) Hey mon, Hey mon.
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That's all he say,
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Hey mon, Hey mon.
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Teach us to sing his way.
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Got a buddy down there in Panama
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H m H m
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Even though they try to stop him he be tryin to say
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H m H m
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Can't get a job cause the hair too long
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H m H m
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So the people down there they just sing along.
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H m h m
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(ch: repeat and fade, etc.)
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A PAP ----> Prime Anarchist Palindrome.
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Ma, Jesus; use jam!
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Marco's Favorite Name Of The Week.
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Ludwig Van Baked Oven.
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futbol, you bet.
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Prime Anarchist's Packer Play by Play. Part 1.
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This is sponsored by the letter P.
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I came up with this analysis of Superbowl XXXI
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Sunday night. Hope you like it. Tell me if you agree or
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disagree with stuff...
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Army Be all you can be, call our homepage. www.runpasspuntkill.com
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Budweiser for the usual blase bud bowl. Time to think up a new twist,
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guys.
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Fox for Simpsons, King of the Hill, and some other show that Xcapes me
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right now. Meanwhile, Miss Piggy falls for a guy who tries to steal her
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potatoe chips. Pig that she is, she punches him in the chops. No more
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neck nuzzling for you, bub.
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America's Pork Producers program us to see that pork is the other
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white meat.
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Pizza Hut for more and more pepperoni. Count 'em. 66 per pizza.
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Fox for Party of 5.
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Lays sponsors the kickoff show. Luthor Vandross is puttin' on a little
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weight. Even in sweats, he's kinda chubby. Jazzed up the National
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Anthem fine, except hardly anyone could follow it.
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Pepsi for generation neXt. Compuserve for dependable Internet.
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A Prime Phantasy:
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CSI we promise not to phuck up
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like AOL.
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How many dogs can you fit in a Nissan? 16 if you sing Low Rider.
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Some metalled out version of Winter Wonderland every time you
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see Baked Lays flash on the screen. "A one horse open sleigh."
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Shouldn't that only have its run during Christmas???
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What's with the FOX statistical graphics lookin' like Robo-Cop.
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Click, click, chung. Click, click, humm. Chung, humm, click, click,
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chung.
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Dante's Peak, opening soon to a Theatre near you.
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(To Be Con't in ATI 65...)
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Aw, heck. That only make 5K, I say "go for broke."
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Like they told Kerouac, "Keep typing, typist."
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Darth Vader and a movie usher duke it out. Pepsi/Starwars.
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The merger from HELL!!!
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I want you to see Luxxotica eyewear.
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MCI launches a multicultural looking school into virtual
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outerspace.
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Police without pepsi is like cows going to market? USDA
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prime beef. (you guys owe me $7.)
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Breath Right Strips. Pigs.
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Colonel Pidgeon Dirty Bird tries to Smart Bomb a Nissan.
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He's about as accurate as "we" were in Desert Panty Shield.
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Taco Bell again with the force. Feel the forehead.
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Hank Hill of Fox tells us about vegetarianism. Chick peas,
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potatoes, wheatgrass, and all, but he mispronounces humus.
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Or does he???
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Pepcid AC, Dirt Devil and Fox sponsored this maalox moment.
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Bob Dole loses his visa-ginnity; while Janus wants you to see
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their no-loads.
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Dirt Devil dances down a flight of stairs. Dorothy would be proud.
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Or at least chuckle. Or wouldst she be pissed?
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Cindy "Catera" Crawford sees the Wiz, who tells her to get the
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Caddy that zigs. Well, she already has hips that wig.
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Me thinks she's getting too much work lately. Hey, leave some for
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the rest of us, eh?
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Sure beats riding the Oscar Mayer halftime bus.
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If you're good, we'll photocopy you an enlarged bottle of rotted
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vegetable matter. Bud light-- a keg of buzz.
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Chris Eliot mails himself to his junkfoodaholic mom.
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A court jester dies of the Ebonics virus from eating the other
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white meat, pork. (hey, I speak fluent Ebola)
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Then he comes back to life eating all the feast for himself after the
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whole court had fled.
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You notice nobody seems to care about cheerleaders this year?
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Howeird Stern pops pills while his son kicks him in the...
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Did I mix 2 ads up?
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Oh well.
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Autobytel.com ride the info super hi way in a new carpayment.
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<INTERMISSION>
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The Oscar Mayer Hydraulic halftime show. Hockey on Fox, or was that
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Foxy on Hox???
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Roundie's canned goods. We promise no botchelism in our fruits and
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veggies. Did everyone vote superbowl.com?
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Sorry, prime says, "blues brothers suck without John Belushi"
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If they try to sing King Bee I'm gonna puke.
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Looks like James Brown doesn't feel so good lately. Well, at least he's got
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us. Old and out of shape as he is, the boy sure can move though. He's
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still got some of it. Hard to notice through the huge ensemble of
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distractionary female units. He moves almost as good as Belushi used
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to.
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ZZTop brought out some serious tush. What's with the choreographed
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stripper-looking dancers during "legs???" I wonder how much of the
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stadium rolled up dollar bills and tried to rush the stage?
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Full frontal ensemble with motorcycles. Blase finale. Sorry, Radio City
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Music Hall. Even with Paul Schaeffer, this is about the lamest halftime
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show I remember. Blame Oscar Mayer maybe? Not fox. No way.
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Ameritech caller ID. Turn in your mom for smoking pot.
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Somebody's been sleeping in my Pepsi. The four bears for free stuff.
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Use a Pepsi Club (tm) in your Porsche-- carjackers will cower and run
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the moment they see it. Or will they laugh?
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How many anthropologists does it take to screw in a Budweiser
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commercial? Two if you pay them enough.
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Of course after you've returned to your nachos, and eaten everything
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else your TV told you, you'll need Pepcid AC with all new pentium
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processors.
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MCI teaches compuserve chat symbols. %-)
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We have the place surrounded. Come out with your beers up.
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This movie has not been titled yet. Hell, we don't even know what the
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theme we're going to plug in yet. But come see it February at a theatre
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near you. We know it's gonna be good.
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Holiday Inn is going to spend a billion bucks putting new Gideon Bibles
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in all their rooms.
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Immodium AD for the schitts you get believing all this schtuff.
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AT&T busting our balls.
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How many pizza delivery men do YOU know who show up in a brand
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new Saturn???
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Yeah, he needs tips!!!
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ATI comes out semiregularly. Get it online. Look for it by name.
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Send all correspondence to
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Marco99@juno.com
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