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Issue #45 December 5, 1989!!
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Special Bits-n-Pieces Issue!
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Our address: Activist Times, Inc.
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P.O. Box 2501
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Bloomfield, NJ 07003
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Hi, welcome to ATI. We'll make this a relatively short one.. In this issue we
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have some miscellaneous things that we're sure you'll enjoy. Read on!
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P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*
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Now it's time for another great column by Prime Anarchist, The Prime Anarchist
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World News:
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Dear Sirs:
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Please send me information on your dead seals. I understand you have them
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frozen. I am most interested in the furs and any oils that can be extracted.
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I'll be throwing the rest of them away.
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oops, wrong letter. grettings phellow peploids. Prime, back at you with more
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PAWN. Prime Anarchist World News tonight is brought to you by ATI in
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conjunction with AJAX, Palmolive, and Mr. Clean (as you know, the guy on the
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Mr. Clean bottle is Tom Metzger, white supremacy fascist. He won't be too
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pleased to know that he's helped out with postage here).
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GREAT TRASHING IDEA. read this, and collect 3 accrediteed points towards
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your degree in phreak101. You must be majoring in garbology, or at least
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willing to minor in it. Typing rooms. If there is a typing room in your local
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library, check out their garb cans. They are an excellent source of all kinds
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of info, as many people use these facilities to type up resumes, job
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applications, and loan applications.
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Monica DeGrieff. Remember her? She looks really bad. Dark circles under
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her eyes, all strung out, she looks likeshe's doing a nervous breakdown soon.
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Last month she resigned as mayor of Bogota, Colombia. Probably saved her life.
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Earl Grey tea is very good, if you can find it.
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The White House Press Office is back up. 1-800-424-9090. Reporters call
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it so they can pretend they went to DC and report on Bush. Sometimes comical,
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once in a blue moon, informative, the # is worth your dime (I thought the call
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is phree! -GZ)
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Steal This Dirt-- Members of the Hackberry Hill Brethren Grace Church
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arrived to "la culta" one Sunday morning to find 3 feet of the dirt surroundin
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their church gone. Who took it? A construction company called Ames. They
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used the dirt to build Interstate 76. The case is still in court. Hey, I say
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if you can get your materials free of charge, why not do it? And what better
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group to liberate it from than a "not-for-profit" organization???
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In Iowa, a payphone call now costs 35 cents!!! Mucho mas than other
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citystates. Some charge 25 cents (New York), yet others are still holding fast
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at 10 cents (Connecticut). You can bet your bottom dollar that each city who
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thinks he can get away with this hike, will follow suit. I say time to repeat
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another good old-fashioned sticker campaign. Use computer mailing labels. Make
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them read something like this:
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: PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS PAYFONE :
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: TO COMMIT LOCAL FONE CALLS UNLESS :
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: IT IS A GRAVE EMERGENCY. GOTO UR :
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: FRIENDZ HOUSE, OR USE YOURS. OR :
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: KNOCK ON ANOTHER DOOR AND MAKE A :
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: NEW FRIEND. "CAN I BORROW YOUR :
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: FONE? THAT ONE'S BROKE." :
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: Sponsored by FaFAFACFAC. The :
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: faction for a five cent fone call :
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To order free copies of the Prime Anarchist Phamily Photo Album, or to
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order Chaos, or just to call, call 801-321-8533. Tell Norris Admonton how,
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what or who you're feeling. He'll understand. Esta moi.
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LIMA--Peruvians by the thousands are running around with their arms up in
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t air chanting "say yes to democracy!" They're calling it "armed strike".
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Gosh, everyone's up in arms these days.
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"Hang up, I'm going to pound off," says Malcolm Freex.
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"Can I watch?" asks Andrew Oliphant.
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Hehehehe.
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WE'VE GOT BIG BILLS -- Many large-city police stations receive collect
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calls from their informants. If you know the name of an officer you don't
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like, "hello, collect call to officer bob, from pedro, an informant." Do it
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many times and they'll call him in Monday next month and say "you're costing
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us too much $."
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IS YOUR FONE TAPPED? Find out. Call the Privacy expert. Richard Sweeney,
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PI. 303-298-7760 (or was that 7766? I can't even read my own riting).
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I HATE MALE OPERATORS -- by NRK
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I couldn't read the entire payfone # but wanted to charge some calls to
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it. So I called the 0 operator.
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"Can you tell me what # I'm at? I'm standing at a payfone and wish to get
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a call here."
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"No," she said. "I can't do that."
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I asked her a couple of times then gave up and said "supervisor please."
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"Nope. He'll tell you the same thing."
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"I'll take that chance."
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"Supervisor," said the male voice. "Can I help you?" I told him the scene.
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He suggested that I call 1411.
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"You're kidding me," I said. "How will they know? I'm at one of two miles
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wrth of payfones." He assured me that the 1411 op would be able to.
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"He lied," said a comforting 1411 voice. "Try calling the 0 operator a
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couple of times. Maybe one of them will give it to you."
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I succeeded on my first try.
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"I sure CAN tell you. I apologize for that supervisor," said another 0
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operator.
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Springwater, free, abundant and food 4-u.
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Eym att sum kar deelurship und their'z a karr serkling a round mee. Eye
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guest itz zum kynd uv sekkuretty gye.
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BROKE AT THE GOLDEN ARCHES? Why, just whip out your gold card. McDonald's
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nw accepts Visa, MC. Hold on.
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Ok, now I feel better after having puked all over my sneakers. That's
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about the sickest thing I've observed about Amerika yet. You know tings are
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bad when you gotta debit it out for a frenchfry and a mcChugnut.
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"I-would glad-ly pay-you mon-day 4-a ham-bur-ger 2-day..."
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"They're 5 cents each? Put it on my Diners' Club."
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Hmm, this cinnamon roll is dee-licious! Almost holds down that barf taste.
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Politics is the way somebody lives his life. So remember, if you can't be
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radical for a just cause, then be radical just because. Prime outta here.
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LATRO.
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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:ATI, changing the way people :
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read for over 2 years.
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:ATI, a freedom paper. :
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ATI, a way of life, patriots /
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:ATI, more than just a - -
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newspaper, it's the rag /
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:of justice!!! /
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Now for the ATI numbers run..
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800-424-9090 white house press office.
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800-ana-rchy art rock t-shirts, silk screening.
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801-321-8533 dial an awesome dude.
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303-298-7760(6) tell him what bugs you.
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619-239-king Elvis is everywhere! Call him up!
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516-922-wine Jackie The Joke Man's Dial-a-joke
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213-598-7900 lamers' line.
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213-687-4452 same lamers, different line.
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201-644-2335 associated press headline news for the basically lazy.
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800-4ca-ncer cancer information line.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This one's for all you English majors!!
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LITERARY CLASSIC
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THE SKINHEAD HAMLET
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Shakespeare's play translated into modern English
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Our hope was to achieve something like the
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effect of the New English Bible -- Eds
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ACT I SCENE I
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: The battlements of Elsinore Castle :
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: Enter HAMLET, followed by GHOST :
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GHOST: Oi! Mush!
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HAMLET: Yer?
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GHOST: I was fucked!
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(Exit GHOST)
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HAMLET: O fuck.
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(Exit HAMLET)
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SCENE II
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: The Throneroom :
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: Enter KING CLAUDIUS, GERTRUDE, HAMLET and COURT :
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CLAUDIUS: Oi! You, Hamlet, give over!
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HAMLET: Fuck off, won't you?
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(Exit CLAUDIUS, GERTRUDE, COURT)
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HAMLET(alone): They could have fucking waited.
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(Enter HORATIO)
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HAMLET: Weeeeny!
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(Exeunt)
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SCENE III
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: Ophelia's Bedroom :
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: Enter Ophelia and Laertes :
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LAERTES: I'm fucking off now. Watch Hamlet doesn't
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slip you one while I'm gone.
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OPHELIA: I'll be fucked if he does.
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(Exeunt)
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SCENE IV
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: The Battlements :
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: Enter HORATIO, HAMLET and GHOST :
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GHOST: Oi! Mush, get on with it!
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HAMLET: Who did it then?
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GHOST: That wanker Claudius. He poured fuckin poison
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in my fuckin ear!
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(Exeunt)
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ACT II SCENE I
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: A corridor in the castle :
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: Enter HAMLET reading. Enter POLONIUS :
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POLON: Oi! You!
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HAMLET: Fuck off, grandad!
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(Exit POLON. Enter ROSENCRANTZ and
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GUILDENSTERN)
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ROS & GU: Oi! Oi! Mucca!
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HAMLET: Fuck off, the pair of you!
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(Exit ROS and GUILD)
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HAMLET: (Alone) To fuck or be fucked
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(Enter OPHELIA)
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OPHELIA: My Lord!
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HAMLET: Fuck off to a nunnery!
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(They exit in different directions)
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ACT III SCENE I
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: The Throne Room :
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: Enter PLAYERS and all COURT :
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1 PLAYER: Full thirty times hath Phoebus cart . . . .
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CLAUDIUS: I'll be fucked if I watch any more of this
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crap.
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(Exeunt)
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SCENE II
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: Gertrude's Bedchamber :
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: Enter HAMLET, to GERTRUDE :
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HAMLET: Oi! Slag!
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GERTRUDE: Watch your fucking mouth, kid!
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POLON: (From behind curtain) Too right.
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HAMLET: Who the fuck was that?
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(He stabs POLONIUS through the arras)
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POLON: Fuck!
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HAMLET: Fuck! I thought it was that other
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wanker.
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(Exeunt)
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ACT IV SCENE I
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: A Court Room :
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CLAUDIUS: Fuck off to England then!
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HAMLET: Delighted, mush.
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SCENE II
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: The Throne Room :
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:OPHELIA, GERTRUDE and CLAUDIUS :
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OPHELIA: Here, cop a whack of this.
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(She hands GERTRUDE some rosemary and exits)
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CLAUDIUS: She's fucking round the twist, isn't she?
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GERTRUDE: (Looking out the window)
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There is a willow grows aslant the brook.
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CLAUDIUS: Get on with it, slag.
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GERTRUDE: Ophelia's gone and fucking drowned!
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CLAUDIUS: Fuck! Laertes isn't half going to be browned
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off.
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(Exeunt)
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SCENE III
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: A Corridor :
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LAERTES: (Alone) I'm going to fucking do this lot.
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(Enter CLAUDIUS)
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CLAUDIUS: I didn't fuckin do it, mate. It was that
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wanker Hamlet.
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LAERTES: Well, fuck him.
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ACT V SCENE I
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: Hamlet's Bedchamber :
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: HAMLET and HORATIO seated :
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HAMLET: I got this feeling I'm going to cop it,
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Horatio,and you know, I couldn't give a
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flying fuck.
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(Exeunt)
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SCENE II
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: Large Hall :
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: Enter HAMLET, LAERTES, COURT, GERTRUDE, CLAUDIUS :
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LAERTES: Oi, wanker: let's get on with it.
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HAMLET: Delighted, fuckface.
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(They fight and both are poisoned by the
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poisoned sword)
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LAERTES: Fuck!
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HAMLET: Fuck!
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(The QUEEN drinks)
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GERTRUDE: Fucking odd wine!
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CLAUDIUS: You drunk the wrong fucking cup, you stupid
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cow!
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HAMLET: (Pouring the poison down CLAUDIUS' throat)
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Well, fuck you!
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CLAUDIUS: I'm fair and squarely fucked.
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LAERTES: Oi, mush: no hard feeling, eh?
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HAMLET: Yer.
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(LAERTES dies)
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HAMLET: Oi! Horatio!
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HORATIO: Yer?
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HAMLET: I'm fucked. The rest is fucking silence.
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(HAMLET dies)
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HORATIO: Fuck: that was no ordinary wanker, you know.
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(Enter FORTINBRAS)
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FORTIN: What the fuck's going on here?
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HORATIO: A fuckin mess, that's for sure.
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FORTIN: No kiddin. I see Hamlet's fucked.
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HORATIO: Yer.
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FORTIN: Fuckin shame: fuckin good bloke.
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HORATIO: Too fuckin right.
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FORTIN: Fuck this for a lark then. Let's piss off.
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(Exeunt with alarums)
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RICHARD CURTIS
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Reprinted from the TOIKE OIKE by
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The Anarchy Zone. (416) 778 5767
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Here's some thoughts on auto insurance:
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These are the reasons why car insurance rates are high :
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1. high medical care costs
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2. high auto repair bills
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3. lawsuits
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4. auto theft
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5. fraudulent claims
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6. industry operating costs
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7. urbanization (population)
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8. The mix of vehicles...small cars greater damage usually more expensive.
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Facts: Lawyers get about .52 cents of a dollar on any claim.
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A 12000. car would cost aprox. 40000. to rebuild using parts suppli
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In the past six years medical costs have risen 80%.
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A few words about Canada...
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400,000 USE FOOD BANKS TO SURVIVE, STUDY SAYS
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Reprinted from the Toronto Star
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Saturday, November 18, 1989, Page A12
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Nearly 400,000 Canadians must resort to usig food banks or some
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other charitable food program every month or face starvation, a study
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released yesterday shows.
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One in every 65 Canadians now relies on a food bank or food
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donations just to survive, according to a Canadian Association of Food
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Banks survey of 65 food banks across the country.
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Of these recipients, at least 40 per cent are children, says Barry
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Davidson of the association.
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"This os one of the most shocking numbers," he told the opening
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session of a weekend food bank conference at the University of Western
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Ontario yesterday. "It means kids are almost twice as (badly) off as
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adults."
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The study, based on statistics for March, 1989, indicates children
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are twice as likely as adults to be fed by food banks.
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In March 1989, the association's official "humber count" was
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378,000 Canadians from 175,000 households, who required food assistance
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about 1.3 times per month.
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Of these, 87 per cent received groceries to prepare at home; 13
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per cent averaged 23 meals per month, the survey found.
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The survey also found the amount of food distributed increased
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significantly from 648 tons in 1988, up to 782 tons in only the first
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10 months of this year.
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A-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
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The Roving Eavesdropper
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This issue we have a small column. It's a possible conversation that possibly
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could have taken place over a car phone:
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(Note: > = male's voice, < = female's voice.)
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> Hi baby.
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< Hi, where are you?
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> Right by your house. I'm 5 minutes away. I'll be right over.
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< Huh? I was sleeping.
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> What?
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< I was sleeping. Wait.. did you say you were coming over?
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> Yeah, did you eat?
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< No, and I'm hungry too.
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> Well, we'll go out to a diner and have a nice dinner..
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< (interrupts) No! I have to take a shower. My hair is a mess! I can't go out
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like this!
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> Don't worry about your hair. You gotta have something to eat. It's late and
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< (interrupts) Well, my mother and I were going to come over your house later
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anyway. We have to wash some clothes.
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> Well why don't you and I get something to eat first. I'm hungry too. You wan
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to go to a diner or somewhere else?
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< No, my face isn't done. And my hair is a mess.. I have to take a shower...
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How about you bring over something from Roy Rogers'?
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> I hate Roy Rogers! Look, I'll be over in 5 minutes. I'll honk the horn. If
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you don't come out, just forget it, ok?
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< Ok.
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(End of conversation)
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As 2600 Magazine might say, "If this had been an actual conversation, looking
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at this article would be illegal."
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Some facts about listening in on fone calls:
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Cordless phones: 46.610 - 46.970
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IMTS (old style car phones): 152.510 - 152.810
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Airplane phones (base stations): 454.025 - 455.000
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Airplane phones (airplanes): 459.025 - 460.000
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Cellular phones (base stations): 870.000 - 890.000
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Cellular phones (base stations for extended use channels): 890.000 - 896.000
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Also:
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NEW CORDLESS TELEPHONE FREQUENCY LISTINGS
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?????????????????????????????????????????
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CHANNEL BASE PORTABLE TELEPHONE
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?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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1 46.610 49.670
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2 46.630 49.845*
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3 46.670 49.860*
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4 46.710 49.770
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5 46.730 49.875*
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6 46.770 49.830*
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7 46.830 49.890*
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8 46.870 49.930
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9 46.930 49.990
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10 46.970 49.970
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Some of the older cordless phones using the frequencies marked by the <*>
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asterisk are paired with frequencies around 1.7 MHz. Listening to the 1.7 MHz
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side will yield both sides of the conversation.
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The best frequencies to monitor are the 46 MHz as they will repeat both sides
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of the conversation. Power output of both base and hand units are less than
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100 Mw or 1/10 watt so the range is limited. Careful monitoring will produce
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some outstanding results. It is not uncommon to hear conversations up to a
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mile away.
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Scanner Communications Company
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THE EXCHANGE! RBBS-PC
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Post Office Box 12601
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Tallahassee,FL 32317-2601
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DATA: (904) 878-4413
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300/1200/2400 Baud
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Wow! This issue turned out to be longer than I thought after all. Anyway, I'll
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leave you with a poem someone shared with the users on my bbs:
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He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be
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One against whom there was no official complaint,
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and all the reports on his conduct agree
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That, in the modern sense of an old-fashioned word, he was a saint,
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For in everything he did he served the Greater Community.
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Except for the War till the day he retired
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he worked in a factory and never got fired,
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But satisfied his employers, Fudge Motors Inc.
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Yet he wasn't a scab or odd in his view,
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For his Union reports that he paid his dues,
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(Our report on his Union shows it was sound)
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And our Social Psychology workers found
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That he was popular with his mates and liked a drink.
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The Press are convinced that he bought a paper every day
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And that his reactions to advertisements were normal in every way.
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Policies taken out in his name prove that he was fully insured,
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And his Health-card shows he was once in a hospital but left it cured.
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Both Producers Research and High-Grade Living declare
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He was fully sensible to the advantages of the Installment Plan
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A phonograph, a radio, a car and a frigidaire.
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Our researchers into Public Opinion are content
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That he held the proper opinions for the time of year;
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When there was peace, he was for peace; when there was war, he went.
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He was married and added five children to the population,
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Which our Eugenist says was the right number for a parent of his generation,
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And our teachers report that he never interfered with their education.
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Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absurd:
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Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.
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W.H. Auden, "The Unknown Citizen"
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That's all for ATI45.. See you 'round the corner with ATI46 soon! And
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remember, "Be Creative!!!"
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